04x15 - LL Cool J

[bunniefuu]

[Door opens]

Hey, guys.

What's going on?

Minutes. The show starts in minutes.

Lori beth, why are you acting like kevin?

Don't sass me... Sasser.

Hey, kel. Kel, wake up. Check out lori beth.

She thinks she's kevin.

She's not kevin. I'm kevin.

Minutes. Minutes!

No. Th-this can't be happening.

Uh, amanda? L-leon? Anyone!

Minutes! Minutes!

What's with all the screaming and shouting?

Y-y-you're both kevin!

Darn tootin'. I'm the man.

No. I'm the man.

No. I'm the man.

[All talking at once]

All: minutes!

Minutes! Minutes! Minutes!

Not so fast... Sassafras. Minutes!

Kenan, you, too?

All: minutes! Minutes!

Minutes! Minutes!

Minutes! Minutes! Minutes!

Minutes! Minutes!

Wh-what's happening?

No! No!

No! No! No!

Wake up!

Whoa! I just had the worst nightmare.

Everyone turned into kevin. It was awful.

Get a grip on yourself.

Baby!

It was so upsetting.

What's with all the hoopla? The show starts in minutes.

Aah!

Concussion.

Wow! I feel much better now.

Everyone feels better when they hit kevin

In the head with a heavy object.

Let's go do the show.

Yeah! Let's go!

[Applause and cheering]

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.s. Department of education

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It's all that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ When entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

What's wrong, daddy? Why did you pull the car over?

I think we ran out of gas.

Oh, no!

Oh, dear!

The closest gas station is miles from here!

Danny: hmm.

Sweetheart, be a good little girl

And run to the gas station

And fill this up with gas.

You want me to walk miles?

No, no, no. Run!

Boy, mo, I don't know how we ran out of gas.

The gas gauge still reads full.

The gas gauge must be broken.

[Whistling]

Do you hear a distant whistling sound?

You mean, as if someone were to drop into the scene?

Well, yes.

No.

What was that?!

Oh! Ho ho ho!

That was me! I'm...

Repairman- man-man-man!

You're a repairman?

I'm the repairman!

I'm the repair-est of them all!

How did you find us in the middle of nowhere?

I didn't! Now, a little bumblebee tells me

That you're having a wee...

Bit of trouble with your...

Automobile!

Um, actually, we're just out of gas.

Then step aside!

But we are aside.

I know. That's just something I say

Before I repair things.

I also say, "muddiggy!"

I need some tunes.

[Hard rock music playing]

[Humming]

Oh!

Yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh!

Hey, mister, here's your stereo.

I repaired it.

There was nothing wrong with the stereo!

Or the door or the steering wheel!

Sad but true.

Ok. Well, then I'm going to repair it because I want to.

[Humming]

There's no need to-- it's--

You see, you put it right there, and you go--yeah!

No, no, no!oh, no!

Heh heh heh!

Now I better have a look-see under the hood-see!

Aarrgh!

All right. This engine looks

Like it's in need of a repairment!

I--i think it looks fine.

I think I'm going to need a second opinion!

[Whistling]

I'm afraid to ask, but what was that?

That was me!

I'm...

Repairboy- boy-boy-boy-boy!

Oh, no!

Now, I understand that you're in need of a second opinion!

I see the problem. Your doohickey needs to be adjusted.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

That's my boy!

Come on, repairman.

Let's repair some more!

Aah! Aah!

Heh heh heh!

[Exhales][exhales]

♪ Uga uga uga uga ♪ uga uga uga uga

Muddiggy!muddiggy!

Aarrgh! Aarrgh!

Hyah!

Repairman- man-man-man-man!

Repairboy-boy-boy- boy-boy-boy-boy!

Heh heh heh!

Announcer: and now lori beth denberg

With more vital information for your everyday life.

Lori beth: it's good to make a sandwich.

It's weird to make out with a sandwich.

Some would say this glass is half-empty.

Some would say it's half-full.

I say...

If your dad is a monkey and your mom is an elephant,

Then congratulations! You're a monkey-phant!

Announcer: this has been lori beth denberg with vital information.

Singers: ♪ this is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪

Now, sniffles, you stay right over here and behave.

Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!

Complaint department.

Hello there. I'm megan marples anderson.

This is my dog sniffles.

Is that your complaint?

No, it is not. I bought this hat,

And it has a hole in it.

Observe the hole.

This is the weirdest hat I've ever seen.

No, no, no. That is my dog. This is my hat.

How does it look?

Well, uh, it looks like you have my dog on your head.

I feel pretty.

All right. As I was saying,

Uh, my hat has a hole in it.

Whatcha doing?

Complaining.

May I hear your complaint?

Well, I sure hope so.

My hat has an unwanted hole in it.

You're right. There's a hole right here.

This hat is defective.

No--

My dog! Wait! You--

Oh! And what a cute dog it is.

Oh, who's a sweet doggy?

Who's a good...

Boy?

You are!

Oh! You are loony!

Sir, you forgot your dog!

Loony!

You want to play? Go get the ball. Go get it. Go get it.

[Crash]

Oh!

[Lisping] hello there.

Complaint department.

Yes. My name is principal william...baines...

Pimpell of the delmonte junior high school.

Is that your complaint?

No. I love being the principal of things.

Oh, oh, oh!

Now, the reason I stand before you here today

Is to attempt to return this pimple ointment.

Bad dog!

Uh, pardon me, but why did you spank that?

It tinkled.

I--i see no tinkle, but nevertheless,

I have applied this ointment repeatedly

To the bulbous pimple

On my forehead,

Yet it has only grown larger,

And it-- it be throbbing.

So therefore, at this here juncture...

I would like to have my money returned to me promptly.

See my dog?

Oh, surely, ma'am, you are confused.

Oh, bad dog!

Excuse me!

But I refuse to be disciplined by a complaint lady!

Well, good day to you.

You getcha mo'!

♪ He's a thief

♪ She's a thief, we're all thieves ♪

Hey!

Complaint department.

Uh, welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Um, yes. I'll have one good burger

And one purple infection.

One good burger and one purple infection.

That'll be bucks.

I have fingers.

Whoa! I have fathers.

Wait, wait. Um, marbles.

Oh. I always get fathers and marbles confused, too.

So true! So true!

Complaint department.

Oh, yeah. Um, well, see...

I bought this bra,

But it won't play this cd.

Did you try blowing your nose in the bra?

Yes.

Did you try rubbing the bra with cheese?

Yes.

Did you spank the bra

And send it to australia?

Oh! I feel so stupid.

See, I spanked the bra and sent it to switzerland.

Oh, well, there's your problem.

Oh, thanks. Oh, cute doggy.

His name is sniffles.

Oh, cool. My name is ed, too!

You're cute.

I know.

[Sniffing]

Ooh, you smell like waffles.

Really?

[Romantic music playing]

I want to date you.

I want to be dated.

Oh, well, let's have dinner in prison.

I love prisons!

Come on, sniffles.

Yeah. Ha ha!

Ow!

Announcer: a ♪ this is all that ♪

Announcer: and now all that presents

A semi-educational moment--

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[French accent] ♪ pierre, you are the greatest ♪

♪ I love your bathtub, pierre ♪

[Speaking gibberish]

[Speaking gibberish]

[Speaking gibberish]

...patrick duffy...

...patrick swayze...

...night court.

Horse glue on monkeys and mucus on possums,

Red, itchy rashes and fungus that blossoms,

Sitting on warthogs and germans that sing--

These are a few of my favorite things.

What are you doing?

Shh! I'm playing a trick on me.

A trick on you?

Shh! Yeah! Watch!

All right. Which one of you miserable children

Would like to come to the board and draw a picture of a noodle?

Ooh! Me! I will!

All right, pinkus. Come to the board of chalk.

Oh!

[Laughter]

All right. Who betied pinkus' shoelaces together?

I did. It was a practical joke.

I got me real good.

Well, stop your practical jokes.

The classroom is no place for good times.

Ok.

Now, who can tell me where bubbles come from?

Wisconsin?

No!

Fruit?

No!

Your mom?

No--

Well, yes, but that's not exactly the answer I was looking for.

The bubble was invented in the country of bubblonia

Way back in the year .

Ow! Ooh! Oh!

Ow! My rump!

All right, children! Why are you a-kicking the pinkus?

We can't help it. He has a sign on his back.

Pinkus, come here so that I can view you from behind.

Yes, ma'am.

Hmm!

Ow!

Wow! Did you guys see that? I got me again!

Yeah, pinkus. You sure showed yourself.

Yeah. You sure pulled a good one on you.

All right, pinkus. Sit down in your learning chair.

Ok.

Ow!

[Laughter]

Oh, guys, did you guys see that?

Man, you should have seen the look on my face!

Now, pinkus, listen here--

No. Wait, wait. One second.

Ask me if I want that drink.

But you shook it up. It's going to exp--

Shh! Don't tell me! Just do it!

Want this to drink?

Oh, why, yes!

Oh, here I go.

[Laughter]

Children, stop laughing.

Obviously, pinkus does not understand

The fine art of practical jokery.

Yeah. Pinkus, you don't play jokes on yourself.

Exactamundo!

You must play your joke tricks on others.

But--but I don't understand.

All right, stupo. Now, tell me,

What was the next joke you were going to play?

Well, actually, I was going to dump meatballs on myself

And then have myself roughed up by clowns.

Wonderful! But don't do it to yourself.

Do it to some poor unsuspecting boob.

Um, ok. Would you mind moving over to your left

About, uh, two feet?

Well, of course not, although I can't imagine what for.

How's this?

Perfect!

[Beep beep]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

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The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!