02x09 - Capture The Flag/The Jinx

[bunniefuu]

- ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position ♪

♪ Rocket power

♪

♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition

♪ Prepare to count down

♪ Rocket power

- [seagulls squawking]

- ♪

- Move it, hurry, come on!

Come on, come on, move it! Hurry, hurry, yeah!

- [laughing]

- [heavy breathing]

- Uh psyche!

- ♪

- [laughing]

Later much, Squid man.

- Move it, hurry, come on, yeah!

- [bell ringing]

- Ah man, recess is over.

- We were at the portals of victory.

- You and what Army of Darkness?

- [indistinct arguing]

- Quiet!

Duh!

Let's just settle the tie right here after school.

- We can't use this field.

They have soccer practice after school.

- Hello?

Who says we need this field when we have all of Ocean Shores?

- ♪

- After school, you guys are going down.

- Oh yeah?

- [bell rings]

- ♪

- [seagulls squawking]

- Okay, The Shack will be neutral territory.

If you're here, you're safe.

But if you're on the beach or the boardwalk, you're not.

- I won't be hunted down. I am not an animal!

- You just get tagged, Oliver.

Will you please chill?

- And let's agree, when you get tagged,

you freeze for ten seconds.

Real Mississippi seconds.

Not how fast you can count seconds.

- [indistinct chatter]

- Capture the other team's flag and bring it back to your side,

and you win.

- We need an official halfway point to mark the sides.

- I'm way ahead of you, dude.

I mean, Trish. [laughs]

- ♪

- Okay, we got the amusement park.

You kooks take Mad Town.

How's that sound?

- I'm down with that.

But we ain't the kooks, kook.

- [indistinct arguing]

- Quiet!

Okay, everybody, set your flags.

We got game.

- Get ready to lose, kooks.

Bust! - [laughing]

- ♪

- Why don't we just dig a hole and bury it?

- Otto's team would never find it.

- What?

What about the rules, Twister?

The flag has to be visible.

And once you place it, you can't move it.

- Can't we bend the rules?

- Twister, grow up.

- It's not worth winning if you have to cheat.

Geesh!

- ♪

- This should make things interesting.

- What's that for?

- Let's just call it a decoy.

Stick it in someplace, they see it, they think it's their flag

and go off in the wrong direction.

- You have succumbed to the power of the dark side.

Nice one.

- Isn't that cheating?

- Yeah!

- Look, if I know Twister,

he's coming up with some crazy plan, too.

This is called strategy.

Here, stick this over on the rollercoaster.

- KIDS: [screaming]

- I'm putting the real flag

behind the "You must be this tall" sign.

- ♪

- Huh? - Huh?

- Do it!

- ♪

- Okay, who's gonna guard the flag?

- I am on it.

Let 'em try and get past me.

[laughing]

- Work it, girl.

- She's starting to scare me.

- Come on, guys.

Let's whomp Otto and get us that flag.

- Ah-oh!

- But I don't want to be the flag guard.

- It's easy.

If you see one of the other guys going for the decoy flag,

tag him.

- It's not the guys I'm worried about.

I don't wanna be womped by Trish.

Or Sherry.

Did you see Sherry's triceps?

- Oh come on.

You can do it, Oliver.

- Yeah.

Besides, we need our strength in the field.

Bros, let's go flag hunting.

- [screaming]

- Oh, oh, oh!

- ♪

- Surfer Girl, over.

This is Mean Machine, over.

I see no sign of the other dudes, over.

I say we go for it. Over.

- Then let's just go already, Mean Machine.

Over!

- GIRLS: [laughing]

- ♪

- [gasps] - Wha!

- I think I saw something.

- Where'd you get those?

- Do the rules say you can use binoculars?

- I don't remember them saying you can't.

Got 'em! Kooks at o'clock.

- ♪

- ALL: [screaming]

- Count to ten, Reg.

I'll be off getting your flag.

- [groans]

- ALL: One Mississippi, two Mississippi,

three Mississippi.

- ♪

- Okay, look, we'll cover more ground if we split up.

Sherry must be their flag guard.

Piece of cake.

Sam, cover the beach side.

Eddie, you go right up the middle.

I'll surprise her from the street side.

- ♪

- Ah! - Oh no!

- Yes!

- [grumbles]

One Mississippi,

two Mississippi, three Mississippi.

- Yes!

- One Mississippi, two Mississippi,

three Mississippi.

- [heavy breathing]

- And yes again!

- Okay. This is uncomfortable.

One Mississippi, two Mississippi.

- Six Mississippi, seven Mississippi.

Uh, close enough.

Now where the heck's that flag?

- ♪

- Huh? Whoa!

Flag, oh yeah!

♪ It's my birthday, it's my birthday ♪

[laughing]

- Uh, uh, uh! - No!

- I did it! Whoo-wee!

Yahoo!

Excuse me now, bye-bye.

- One Mississippi, two Mississippi,

three Mississippi.

- ♪

- [evil laughing] - Oooh!

- I have immobilized the horse princess.

- One Mississippi, two Mississippi,

three Mississippi.

- ♪

- What's up, Otto Man?

- Excuse me, Ma'am.

Ooh! - [laughing]

- [grunts]

One Mississippi, ah Mississippi, ah-ha Mississippi.

- ♪

- That's it!

- Uh-oh!

- [grunting]

Huh? I could have sworn--

- La, la, la, la, la.

- Uh, Raymundo, I looked everywhere

in the amusement park, but I can't find that flag.

Any ideas?

- Sorry, Twister.

I'm not getting involved.

- Don't look at me, little cuz.

I've never seen you kids so worked up since Brother Squid

got skateboarding banned from the boardwalk.

- Tito, all I need is a little help.

What's the matter with you, Tito?

- Hey, Twist! - Ah!

- Enjoying the neutral zone?

- This place is still neutral, right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Listen up, I totally heard what you said

about this game and everything.

I feel the same way.

- Man, I'm glad we're on the same frequency.

- I have no idea where you guys hid your flag.

And you know what?

I just don't care anymore.

- I don't care either.

- So, you know what?

Let me just tell you where our flag is

so you can go get it and we can end this nutty game.

- Really? You'd do that?

- Sure, we're friends. Aren't we?

Who gives about a game?

- Okay.

We hid our flag behind the corner lamp.

- Excellent.

Catch ya later.

[laughing] Bust!

- Wait! You forgot to tell me where your flag is!

- He didn't forget, Twister.

- You fell for little Rocket Cuz's scam-ola.

- No way!

- It seems Rocket Boy doesn't like to play fair.

- I can't believe I told them where our flag is!

- You what? - It wasn't my fault.

He tricked me.

- Aloha to that. He toasted you.

- So he knows where our flag is?

We are toast, too.

- Not if we play his game.

- Whoa, whoa, whoat, whoa.

Put on the brakes, Reggie.

Don't tell me I raised two cheaters.

- We're not gonna cheat.

We're not gonna lie.

We're just gonna let Otto be Otto.

Trish, give me that bandana and meet me

on Otto's side of the boardwalk.

Hurry!

- I'm mixed up. Where do I go?

- Take this and hide.

You'll know what to do.

- I will?

- ♪

- Come to Otto, baby.

- No! Otto!

- [heavy breathing]

Come on! Reg has got another plan.

We have to outrun him.

- No problem.

Let's hit it.

- [heavy breathing] Let's go!

- ♪

- Oh yeah, it's so good to be the king.

- Hey there, Otto.

You don't really think you're gonna win this game, do ya?

- My flag!

You got it.

All of you. But how?

- [giggles]

Did you think your silly hiding place was gonna fool us?

- But I moved it.

I figured if I put it where the decoy flag was,

you'd never look there twice.

- Whoa, decoy?

I know that place.

- So, you cheated?

- Well, I don't know.

- You are so way beyond lame.

- It's not like it did me any good.

- ♪

- Got it!

[laughing]

- You could at least say you're sorry you cheated.

- Why?

- I got it!

[heavy breathing]

- 'Cause we just won.

- What?

That's the flag?

Then what's that?

- Trish's bandana.

Bust!

- But you said it was the flag.

You cheated.

- No, I didn't say anything.

You did all the talking.

- But I got your flag first.

- Too bad you didn't make it all the way back to your side.

- Huh?

- We won! - [laughing]

- [cheering]

- Oh, and by the way, thanks for telling us

where your flag was.

[laughing]

- You did what? - Come again?

- You told?

- Well, they tricked me.

I tricked myself.

Or I--I don't know.

- Bust! - Bust!

- We won!

- [cheering]

- ♪

- ♪

- [electronic beeping]

- Come on, Sammy, it's game time!

Shake a leg!

- Uh, I'm just emailing my...

- [electronic beeping]

- [screaming]

Ah man.

- ALL: Sam!

- Time to brush.

- But the g*ng needs me.

We gotta--and I gotta--

- Now, young man.

- ♪

- Ah!

Ahh!

[sighs]

- [door creaks]

- ALL: [laughing]

- Is that your secret w*apon?

- [laughs] Smooby-wobby bear PJs.

Oh, this is all time.

- Ah!

- ALL: Bust!

[laughing]

- ♪

- [indistinct yelling]

- Ow!

Stupid toothpaste.

- ♪

- [grunts]

- Whoo-hoo!

Another game down with no broken bones!

- There's always next time.

Weedle Squid dork.

[laughing]

- Just line up for a handshake with the winners, Lars.

- Whoa!

- Whoo-o-o.

- [grunts]

- Squid!

- ♪

- Smooth move, Sammy.

Always wanted to have Lars' toosh in my face.

- Better than Twister's sweat socks.

- Good news, you guys.

I was just talking to Johnny Loo.

You know, he supplies all the ice cream for The Shack.

- Let me guess.

He's gonna give us each a year supply

of strawberry ice cream screamers?

- Nah.

He's invited all of us on his boat to surf

the back side of Catalina Island next week.

- Awesome.

- As long as we leave the Squid at home.

- Yeah, with his luck, the boat will sink.

- Lay off, you guys.

So I had toothpaste in my eye.

It stung.

- Exactly how did you get toothpaste in your eye again?

- After I woke up and fell out of bed,

I hit my head on the end table when I got up,

crawled over to the computer.

That's when you guys yelled to "Come On."

Then I deleted the game program on my computer

and rushed to brush my teeth

and squirted toothpaste right into my eye.

I couldn't help it!

- Dude, you're a jinx.

- Come on, Twister, everybody has an off day once in a while.

- Yeah, thanks, Raymundo.

I'm having an--oof!

Off day.

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- [water slopping]

- [sighs]

Okay, I have a confession to make.

I kinda had another nickname before Squid back in Kansas.

- Let me guess.

Sammy, right?

- No, Jinx.

Whenever anything bad happened, they would blame it on me.

Like the time we had that fieldtrip to the soda factory.

We were watching soda being made.

My backpack strap kinda got caught in the conveyer belt.

- [glass clinking]

- [alarms sounding]

- ALL: [screaming]

- [alarm continues]

- KIDS: [laughing]

- ALL: Poor little brother.

Now, I know it's easy to believe in jinxes, little cuzs.

But you should really think of--oh, wow!

- Squid!

- Jinx!

- Oh, not again!

- ♪

- ALL: [grunting]

- Mm.

[gasps]

- [grunts]

- ♪

- Can't catch me now!

Ah!

- [crash]

- Ahhhh!

- [crash]

- Wah-wah-wah-oh!

- [wheel squeaking]

- ALL: Squid!

- [grunts]

- Oooh! - Ah!

- Agh!

- Uh, uh, uh, uh!

Pwtph! Squid!

- ♪

- Ah, ah, oooh, ahh!

- ♪

- Ahh!

- ♪

- Alright, that's it, Squid.

You are a jinx.

Me and Twister out of here.

Find yourself some new friends to curse.

- So, do you think I'm a jinx, too?

- I don't know.

I mean, there's kinda been a lot of bad things

happening around you lately.

- Just say it, I'm a jinx.

- Look, let me go chill Otto out.

You just--just try and be safe, okay?

- Yeah.

- ♪

- [humming]

Hola, little cuzs.

Just in time to help me carve coconuts for

the Ocean Shore's Coconutty Festival next week.

Behold, my lately creation.

Brother Raymundo!

Pretty right on, yeah?

- I'll be the judge of that.

Ah!

Why the funky faces?

The big boat trip is tomorrow.

- Sam's a jinx, Dad.

Every time we do stuff with him, something horrible happens.

We can't take it anymore!

- Guys, guys!

There's no such thing as a jinx.

- How can you say that, Brother?

Don't you remember that time when you--you--you know?

- When I what?

- I mean, when a friend of mine, uh, Bobmundo.

Yeah, Bobmundo, had

a really, really horrible bad luck streak.

Over the course of one week,

Bobmundo walked into like five coconut trees.

Ended up hurting his tongue on the barbequed ear of a luau pig

and dropped in on the heaviest dude at pipeline,

wiping him out.

- ♪

- We ditched Ray--I mean, Bobmundo for like a month.

Boy, was that brother bad news.

- How did Bobmundo get rid of the jinx?

- Ancient Hawaiian secret.

In fact, why not come over to my pad this evening

when the sun sets?

Bring Sam, and we will get rid of this bad old jinx...

once and for all.

- Thanks, Tito.

That's awesome!

- I gotta go tell Sammy.

He's gonna be so happy.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- That Bobmundo sounds like a real dork.

- Twister!

- [laughing]

- ♪

- Come on.

- [stairs squeaking]

- ♪

- [drum playing]

- Uh!

- [drum playing]

- Dad!

- [drum continues]

- Dude, what's your dad wearing?

- Sssh.

You will disturb the vibrations.

- [drum playing]

- [humming]

- I invoke the great and noble King Kamanahoocky!

- [shivering]

- Samuel L. Dullard,

little unfortunate jinxed cuz of Ocean Shores,

please step forward.

- [drum playing]

- [teeth chattering]

[groans]

- Ooh, oooh, ooh.

Easy, cuz, I'm working here.

- Uh, uh, yes, sir.

- Every time this little cuz tried to do something,

he was thinking about the jinx curse

instead of having fun.

And all of you are responsible for the jinx,

because you have all talked about it.

After tonight, there will be no more jinx talk

among the little cuzs.

Now, tell me each and every curse that has plagued you.

- SAMMY: I tripped out of bed,

and banged my head on the nightstand.

- [drum plays]

- Jinx be gone!

- SAMMY: Deleted my computer program.

- [drum plays]

- TITO: Jinx be gone!

- SAMMY: Squirted toothpaste in my eye.

Then knocked over the hockey team.

- [drum plays]

- Slow down, cuz, you're wearing out the spirits.

Jinxes be gone!

- He broke the soda bottles.

- Destroyed the volleyball net.

- And a whole bunch of other stuff.

- I broke Reggie's skateboard.

- [records scratches] - You did?

- Sorry, I was gonna tell you.

- [clears throat]

All jinxes be gone!

- [gong rings]

- I now declare Samuel L. Dullard jinx free.

And command you to have a good time.

- ALL: [cheering]

- Alright!

- ♪

- And promise me you will never wear that again.

- But I was gonna wear this on the boat trip.

- [boat engine purrs]

- Hey, back side of Catalina Island

two minutes, you guys.

Wax up those boards!

- ♪

- [water splashes]

- We made it!

The jinx is over.

- Thank goodness.

Being the jinx was wearing me out.

I think I see our house from here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- [water splash]

- Oh no, I said the jinx was over too soon.

Squid!

- Oh man, Sammy!

- Dad! Tito!

Johnny Loo!

- Looking for me?

- What?

- ♪

- [laughing]

- You better stay down there,

'cause you're toast when you come back up.

- ALL: [laughing]

- ♪

♪

- Klasky Csupo.

- [speaking gibberish]

- [duck quacks]

- Jinx! - SAMMY: Oh, not again!