02x12 - Channel Surfing/Outta My Pit

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Sam: it's a huge tidal wave!

Help!

Going crazy!

I need wave action!

Let's forget this and hit madtown.

I hear you.

I just wanted one little wave.

[All gasping with exertion]

All: huh?

[Hubbub from cruise boat]

Here it is, baby.

All: whoa!

It's perfect!

I've got just one thing to say.

What's that, otto man?

Paddle, baby, paddle!

[Crowing with delight]

Awesome, otto man!

That wave was perfect.

I'm up next.

Sorry, twist.

I think that was the first and last wave of the day.

Oh, man, what a rip!

I wantmore.

[All sigh]

[Boat whirring]

Hey, guys, I know where we can get

A ton of boat waves just like that!

[Car motors hum]

[Motorboats roar]

[Boat horn blasts]

Just look at all those waves!

Gee, there sure are a lot of boats out there...

Really fast boats.

Whew, what's that smell?

Don't look at me.

I'm talking about the water.

It smells like your room.

It doesn't smell that bad.

It just smells like garbage mixed with crud and gasoline.

Relax, guys.

So the water's a little dirty.

At least it's not crowded with other surfers.

That's because other surfers have brains.

Fine... Sit here and watch the waves go by.

I'm going surfing.

[Reluctantly]: all right, I'm in.

[Groans]

Me and my bright ideas.

[All gasping with exertion]

[Chortling]

This water's c-c-c-cold!

That's because it's much deeper

In the channel than on the beach.

It feels all slimy.

Believe me

It will be worth it

Once we catch a few waves.

I'm going to need a tetanus booster.

Maybe two.

Incoming!

Here we go!

Whoa!

[All sputter and cough]

Those waves stunk!

So, how come, mr. Science?

[Gasping]: small boat moving fast

Equals small wake moving fast?

Who am I kidding?

I don't know.

So, all we need is a big boat moving slow

And we're golden, right?

[Boat horn blares]

Attention, surfers!

Lieutenant tice!

What?

Busted!

Oh, man.

What is going on here?

Surfing and any other non-maritime activity

Other than boating in this channel

Is absolutely prohibited.

Vacate this l.z. Immediately.

Is that clear?

All [accusingly]: wait...

Well... I didn't know.

Let's get out of here.

[All groaning and sighing]

[All sigh]

I've never been so happy to be back on land.

That wasnotfun, you guys!

I'm sorry.

Oh, man, what a rip-off!

Look at that wave.

I could be riding it right now.

Hello, tice just laid down the law, remember?

Yeah... So...?

Come on, you guys.

You know we can't surf here.

Go ahead.

I want to surf that wave.

[Ocean liner horn blasts]

[Wave splashing]

[Buoy bell ringing]

All: whoa!

Check outthatwave machine.

Look at the way that wake wave breaks.

It's perfect.

Oh well, too bad.

Yup, let's go.

Otto...

This will be the surf session

To end all surf sessions.

This will be the surf session to end your life.

Will you please grow a brain?

Yeah, otto, this sounds like one of my ideas.

Well, think of it this way.

Whenever you paddle out in a new break

You have to get used to the waves, right?

So, think of this as a new break!

I'm thinking of a new break.

A new broken arm... A new broken leg...

Count me out!

Me, too!

I guess that leaves you and me, best bro.

I don't know, otto man.

You're kidding me, right?

Right?

Okay, let's go.

See you lame-os later.

[Imitates chicken clucking]

This is such a bad idea.

I just hope they make it back in one piece.

[Buoy gong rings]

[Boat horn blasts]

Dude, it's tice!

If he catches us, we're toast!

Got to hide.

Quick! Get behind the channel marker.

[Seagull cries]

Whew! Ugh!

Ugh!

[Laughs to himself]

Let's see what this baby can really do!

[Yelling]

[Both scream]

Nice move, otto man.

We're totally...

[Both yell]

[Barks]

Come on, twist.

The k*ller waves are calling our name.

Let's go.

Otto man?

What?

It's a...

[Barking]

This is bad, really bad.

It's about to get worse.

They're going to get run over!

Otto! Twister! Look out!

[Panting from exertion]

Whoa, this is hard.

I'm wiped.

[Faint cries from shore]

Don't worry, twist.

It's all going to be worth it.

Both: otto...

Twister...

Hey...

Reggie and squid are calling us.

They're just cheering us on.

Let's just get over there.

[Liner horn blasting, both yell]

I thought the waves came in the back of these things.

[Both scream]

Oh, let's go.

Let's go back, otto man.

I've had enough.

What happened?

I thought big boats meant big waves.

Whoa!

I think they do.

[Shouts]

Run... For our lives, twist.

Go, go, go!

I can't look.

Did the guys get whomped, yet?

Reggie: open your eyes, sammy.

You've got to see this.

[Wave roars]

Whoa!

Man, let's go, all right!

Whoa!

Whoa!

They did it!

Ha-ha, look at them go!

Yeah, but look at where they're going.

This is what I'm talking about.

This is awesome, yeah.

Whoa, twist... It's closing out.

Kick out!

Twist! Twist!

Whoa!

Help!

Otto's going to splat!

Come on, sammy.

We've got to get over there.

[Groans]

[Waves crashing]

Otto, where's twister?

I don't know.

He was with me, then he disappeared.

Twister!

There he is.

[Yells in alarm]

Oh, twister!

Oh, man!

[Both gasp for breath]

[Both groan]

You okay, twist?

Twister?

[Weakly]: I will be.

Thanks, reg.

No problemo, twist.

[All groan with effort]

Let's just motor before anyone sees us.

I'm tired, my board's completely busted.

At least we're not in trouble for once.

Tice: attention!

Hold it right there, grunts!

On the other hand...

I could be wrong.

[Smoothly]: hey, assistant lieutenant tice!

Surf's up!

[Coughs]

[All laugh]

Whoo-hoo!

[Cheering]

Yeah, that's the way out!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Tito: okay, now, little cuzzes

Here's a move that got me the nickname

"The hawaiian torpedo" back in the old days.

Whoa!

True, there was a little less meat on tito back then.

Man, look at all that driftwood from the big storm.

We should build something really incredible with it.

Like a quarter-pipe.

Reggie: hold it, you guys.

We already have a quarter-pipe.

Tito: and a bunch of other stuff

You little cuzzes never finished

Like go-carts, boats and that weather satellite.

All that needs is a guidance system

And I promise it will work.

Yeah, there's no way we can dump any more crud in the backyard.

Raymundo will freak!

We could build something right here!

Yeah!

Great idea.

But what?

[Screaming]

[Laughing cruelly]

[Mockingly]: netherworld!

Uh, uh.

[Laughing]

[Mumbling]

[Growling]

[Shrieks]

Thank you, denizens of the sand.

[Growls]

[Screams]

Man, I'm sick of him.

I wish there was a place we could get away from lars.

Hello?

A hangout?

That's it!

Hey, that's a great idea.

You can build your very own pit.

You want us to hide from lars in a hole?

No, little cuz.

The pit was our hangout in malibu in the old days.

It was this awesome palapa

We built to hang out in between surf sessions.

We'd surf, then hang out and chill.

Then later, we'd surf, then hang out and chill.

Actually we chilled a lot.

It was definitely the coolest place on the beach.

[Yawns]: I got to chill.

[Snoring]

[Struggling]

Oh!

All: yeah!

[Tito grunts]

Tell me I didn't fall asleep in a palm tree again, ah!

[Arguing]

Little cuzzes! Little cuzzes!

Little cuzzes, a little help over here, please!

Ice-cold coconut lemonade?

Aloha to that, little brother.

[Tito burps]

[Struggling]

All: whoo-hoo! All right!

Whoa!

[Screams]

Got you, little cuz!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

This is awesome!

It's so nice and cool down here.

My spleen could deal with falling from that height again.

That was a great idea to lower the roof, sammy.

Is there any chance the tide will come up this high

And flood us out?

Nah, only on a full moon, I think.

I didn't check it, but I think we're pretty safe.

Hey, where's tito?

He's going to be so proud.

He said it was too dangerous a work environment.

Hmm, it's missing something.

All: yeah...

I know.

All this needs now is some ratty old furniture and surf posters

And a tv so we can watch all my videos!

Sounds like our living room.

Whoa! Do you think raymundo

Will let us move your living room furniture

Into our new hangout?

No!no!no!

[Screaming]

[Laughing]

You're going down!

I feel his pain.

We all do, twist, but-- hey!

We've got this k*ller hangout!

And lars is not allowed.

All: yeah!

We do need something in here.

There is that gnarly old couch in the basement.

And we've got some old bean bag chairs in the garage.

Yeah, and my parents just got a brand-new high-definition tv!

Okay, I'll get the surf posters.

Hey.

We got it made in the shade.

[Gulping]: ah!

Life is good.

What kind of tape do you use for sandy walls?

All: twister!

Hey, we need a name for our hangout.

How about the club house?

Sam, you're not in kansas anymore.

How about twister's hideaway!

All: lame!

[Laughing]

Oh, no!

Hey, guys, this is our hangout.

b*at it, lars.

You meanwasyour hangout.

Thanks for building it for us, twerps.

We built it to get away from you!

You're not allowed in there!

Life stinks, what are you going to do about it?

Whew, first, I suggest you brush your teeth.

Get out now!

Unless you want to fight for it.

Yeah!

Otto!

Let's compete for it.

Best two out of three.

Okay, whichever crew wins gets exclusive use of the hangout.

Deal?

Deal.

[Laughing]

Eat my dust, lars!

I know where you live, twister!

Heads up!

[Shrieking]

[Laughing]

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

We won it!

[Arguing]

No, you didn't. Did not.

How about a little beach volleyball?

Fine, twerp.

[Screams]

Yeah, we did it! We won!

[Grumbling]

[Arguing]

Quiet!

Look, there's only one way we can settle this.

Math competition?

Noogie till you cry?

How about we all just share the hangout?

All: no!

Beach sumo!

[Grunting like sumo wrestlers]

[Speaking japanese]

Later much, rocket dork!

Oh.

We never got to name our hangout.

Pi is sitting on my authentic driftwood rocking chair.

Oh!

Our hangout was so cool.

I can't believe lars body-slammed me.

Welcome to my world.

I get one of those for breakfast every morning.

I don't believe this!

All: what?

Look at that full moon!

Sam, when is high tide?

It's almost high tide right now.

[Laughing]

Sputz, tell me that joke again!

[Mumbling]: the chicken crossed the road.

This is it.

Look at that set!

[Cheering]

[Mumbling]: because it was chased by us!

Oh, no!

All: bust!

I'm so glad I didn't check the tide chart!

Take your stupid hangout, rocket dork!

Don't you know anything about tides?

[Laughing]: we do now!

Hey, it's our hangout again!

All: yeah!

[Laughing]

Reggie: will you please grow a brain!