05x06 - Mýa

[bunniefuu]

Ah!

Very clever, carrot.

You've cornered my bishop.

But I don't think you expected this!

Hey, guys.

Josh, what are you doing?

I'm playing chess with my new buddy.

The giant carrot.

Giant carrot? But what about the big ear of corn?

What about him? He's a lousy chess player.

Would you keep your voice down. He might hear you!

[Shouting] I don't care! You see,

The giant carrot and I are friends,

And if the big ear of corn can't handle it,

Well, then that's his problem.

You know, it'd be one thing if you were here

With a fruit or a member of the nut family.

But to be in here with another giant vegetable

Right in front of the corn? It's just cruel!

There's something weird about this...

Giant carrot.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Something's just not right about it.

What are you guys talking about?

Josh, I hate to break it to you, but this giant carrot is a fake!

That's impossible!

All: kevin?

Whose move is it, josh, buddy?

Kevin.kevin.

Hi, guys.

Kevin, what are you doing in there?

It's just that-- you know, I know

How you all like the big ear of corn and all,

And well, I thought if maybe I was a giant vegetable,

You'd like me, too.

You tricked me!

I feel so...

Tricked!

Actually, I kind of like kevin better as a giant carrot.

Me, too.yeah, me .

Oop! My bad!

Hey, guys. Guess what finally came in today's mail.

Those bunnies I ordered.

Uh-oh!

Hey, I'm being nibbled!

Oh, bad bunny. Oh, get...

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

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Man, this camping trip's been great.

I know. I really worked up an appetite on that hike.

I'm glad we brought sandwiches.

Me, too.

Both: peas!

Hey! Oh!

Well, how've you been, my happy little campers?

Miss pidlin, what are you doing here?

As the cafeteria lady,

It is my responsibility to make sure that you children

Get a decent meal wherever you may be.

But we packed sandwiches.

Well, it's a good thing I took a look at those sandwiches.

There were no peas on them at all.

There weren't supposed to be.

We don't want to eat peas.

Well, honey...

I'm sure you don't really mean that.

I'll just give you some for later.

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah!

Um, thanks.

No problem, little pea-lovin' angel.

Ooh, hey-- hey guys!

Look, look!

Whoo! Look at the size of this bass.

We can cook it for dinner!

Oh, no, no, now, baby. You don't want that. You don't want that.

Gimme him, gimme the thing. Gimme--oh, oh.

Hey!

That ain't good for you, hon.

Let me show you what you should be fishing for.

Uh...peas! Yuck!

I hate peas.

I'm sorry?

I thought I heard you say that you hate peas.

And I know that you wouldn't rather eat

That slimy, scaly, nasty, worm-eatin' water lizard

Than some delicious peas.

Would you?

Yes, I would.

Oh, well, then, why don't you swim with the fishes, then?

Why don't you swim with the fishes then?!

There! There!

There! How do you like it now? That's twice.

How you like it now, boy?

Miss pidlin, stop!

Whoo! Careful, miss pidlin.

You almost let your evil dark side take over.

Um, come on. I got the campfire going.

Let's make s'mores.

Oh, good idea. Good idea.

But never mind about the marshmallow, baby.

Miss pidlin is going to show you how to make reals'mores.

First, you get some peas on your stick like this here,

And then you get 'em roasted to a nice golden brown.

Mm-hmm. Yeah! And then you stick 'em

On a piece of graham cr*cker with some chocolate.

Just like this here.

Oop, it needs a little bit more peas.

There you go.

There you go.

Eew! Who's gonna eat that?

You are.

No way. That's gross.

Gross?! I see.

Well, you know, miss pidlin went to all the trouble

To make a pea s'more,

And her majesty declares it...

Gross!

You're smoking again. Please don't freak out.

You know, miss pidlin,

Suddenly I don't feel like eating.

Yeah, I'm-- I'm pretty full.

Um, maybe we should tell ghost stories.

Oh, yeah! Ghost stories. Get outta here.

I got one.

It was a dark and stormy night

When some children went to the cafeteria.

But when they got there...

There were no peas! Whoo! Whoo!

Ahem. I said...

There were no peas.

[Screaming]

What's so scary about that?

Who cares if there's no peas?

Oops!

Oh. Well, you know what?

I'm gonna pretend that I didn't hear that.

No, on second thought I did hear that.

[Yelling]

Bananas!

Whoop!

Careful, miss pidlin.

People are going to think you're not healthy in the head.

Guys, let's just go to sleep.

We have a big hike to go on tomorrow.

Far away from here.

Good idea. Sleepytime.

And luckily, miss pidlin brought

Her special sleeping bag.

Ah, yeah.

Miss pidlin is gonna rest in peas.

[Animal growls]

What was that?

Sounds like a grizzly bear.

[Bear growling]

Aah! Hey, hey. That's my shoe!

Well, honey, don't worry.

He's probably just hungry for peas.

I'll get him some.

Uh-oh!

We out! Julio!

Julio, you remember the children.

Here you go, miss pidlin. More peas!

Hey, uh, good luck with that bear. Aahhhhhh!

Here you go, mr. Bear. You want some peas?

You don't want peas?!

Um, careful, miss pidlin.

That bear is dangerous!

You know who's dangerous?

Miss pidlin is dangerous when she finds out

That this overgrown rat who eats trash

Won't eat none of her peas!

Ow, you-- bam, yeah!

Come on, you old grizzly bear!

Excuse me, children. I got to handle something.

Ah, yeah!

Yay! You saved us.

Ah, thank you, thank you.

It was nothing, children. It was nothing.

Why don't we all just calm down

And sing a little happy campfire song. Julio!

[Out of tune chord plays]

♪ Peas are the world

♪ Peas for the children

♪ Peas are the ones that make a dinner great ♪

♪ So let's start to eat them ♪

Sing it!

All: ♪ peas are so beautiful ♪

♪ We're saving all those lives... ♪

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[Chuckles] and they're still trying to pull

That octopus out of that tree.

And next with world wide weather, ray borealis.

Today ray's at the desert of death valley, california.

Tell us, what's it like out there, ray?

[Choking, wheezing] it's hot!

Really. How hot is it?

It's really, really hot.

I'd say it's about degrees out here.

As usual, I have absolutely no idea

Why you sent me here.

Oh, well, you seem to be getting a great tan.

Tan, brenda?

I have a blistering rd-degree sunburn!

It hurts to blink!

[Chuckling] ray, you're too much!

So tell us, what's the weather like

In the rest of the world?

Let's take a look at the map, shall we?!

As you can see, the rest of the world

Is all nice and cool.

Mmm. So what is that big red spot

With the skull and the crossbones. What's that mean?

That little red spot means

It's the hottest place on planet earth.

Well, congratulations!

Oh! It's so hot out here this map is catching fire!

Ahhhhh!

You know what's funny, ray?

You see, here in the studio,

We've got the air conditioner going,

And it's actually a little chilly in here.

But you're out there having fun in the sun. I'm jealous.

Trust me, brenda.

This much sun is no fun!

Let me show you how hot it is out here.

[Sizzle]

I just fried an egg on my hand.

Aah!

I didn't know you could cook.

Aah! Oh!

Oh, thank goodness.

Finally. Finally some water...

Aah...ehh!

Bleah!

This isn't water. This is sand!

Gaa! What kind of moron

Puts sand in a canteen!

Sorry!

Excuse me. I asked for no ice!

This water is too cold!

Oh! Brenda!

I sure would have liked some of that water.

I think the heat is starting to boil my brain.

I think my vision's getting a little blurry.

Can't really see anything...

Oh. Oh, look at that.

There's a hose on the ground.

Finally, some water.

[Rattling]

Ohh. Aah!

Ray, I don't think that's a hose.

Yeah, that's a rattlesnake, ray. Yeah.

Oh, ray. He wants to kiss you!

Aw, what a friendly little critter.

Gaa!

Gaa-ow!

Oh, that's not good. That's not good.

Feeling a little-- feeling a little dizzy, brenda.

I'm not doing well. I'm not--

Yaaah!

Aah!

Oh, ray, I think that cactus is following you.

I can't get it off. Ga-a-a-a-a!

Ohh!

Now my shoe's melted.

Uh, ray.

I don't see what all this has to do with the weather.

Who cares about the weather, brenda.

I...need...help!

Gaa! Aah!

My foot is on the hot sand, hot sand, hot sand,

Very, very hot sand, hot sand, hot sand, very, very...

What a crazy little dance!

Aah! Gaa!

And that's tonight's news.

From the cool, air-conditioned studio,

I'm brenda stone.

Very hot, very hot. Hot sand...

♪ This is all that♪

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Welcome to the best friends forevershow.

The game show where you can win fabulous prizes

If you let us do something horrible to your best friend.

I'm ulysses schwartz and let's meet our contestants.

Julius and ross!

So, how long have you been best friends?

Forever! And ever!

True pals.

Ok. Now our first challenge is going out to you, julius.

You could have a fabulous

First class trip around the world...

Audience: ooh! Ah!

If you let us do something horrible to your best friend, ross.

Wow! A trip around the world?

Well, I don't know.

Man, I just can't do it.

I can't let something terrible happen to my best friend!

[Applause]

Thanks, best buddy!

All right, ross. The next challenge is yours.

You could have that fabulous first class trip around the world.

But, as you know, we're going to have to do

Something horrible to your best friend julius.

I'll take the trip! What?

Ross, you're going to be traveling the world in style.

And julius...we're going to yank out of your teeth!

Oh, no, no, no, no. Please, not my teeth. No-no-no-no-no-no--

Aah! Ohh!

I don't want to do this. Oh, please, no more.

Mmm, mmm-mmm.

Ok. Now back to you, julius.

You could have this brand-new mountain bike.

[Oohs and ahs]

But as you know, we're going to have to do something horrible

To your best friend ross.

Don't do it, man. Be a bigger friend than I was!

Ulysses...

I'll take that bike!

All righty, julius. You got the bike!

And ross, brace yourself, because you're about to be...

Tickled!

Tickled! How is that bad?!

Tickling can be very unpleasant.

Unpleasant? I just lost of my teeth.

Look, this is not fair!

Fair-schmair! Now, ross,

The next challenge goes to you.

You could have a really big fish...

[Oohs and ahs]

But we're going to do something terrible to julius.

Whoo.

I like fish.

You're not actually thinking about taking that fish.

I'll take the fish!

The fish is yours!

Now let's do something horrible to julius.

Oh, no. Wha-wha- what's that?

Don't worry. It's only honey.

Bring out the polar bear!

Polar bear!

Ahhhhhhh!

Ok, julius. Back to you.

You could have...

I'll take it, I'll take it!

Just do something. Hurt him!

But you don't know what the prize is.

I don't care what it is. Just do something to him!

Oh--oh, ok, ok.

Julius, you get a brand-new stereo.

[Oohs and ahs]

Cool! This is more like it.

Oh, man! No!

And ross, brace yourself,

Because you're about to be launched into outer space.

Aah. Aah-ha-ha-ha! How do you like that, ross? Ha-ha-ha!

Reversal!

Oh, oh, oh! Ross has hit the reversal button.

Reversal button?

The reversal button means that instead of ross,

You, julius, will now be launched into outer space.

But I didn't know there was a reversal button!

I don't want to go to space!

Reversal!

Sorry, julius.

The rules are only one reversal per show.

You're not my best friend anymore!

Ooh...

[Rocket fires]

Well, ross.

Your best friend's just been launched

Into outer space and you'll never see him again.

But hey! Who needs friends when you can have...

Really cool prizes!

I couldn't be happier!

I tell you. Well, I'm ulysses schwartz.

Join us next time on the best friends forevershow.

So long, folks.

Come dance with me, julius!

.

Oh, yeah. Kick it.