01x47 - Chazz-anova

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Alexis: chazz? Chazz?

Wake up, chazz...

It's alexis...

I want to tell you how much you mean to me...

How much I love you...

Wake up. Wake up.

Ojama yellow: wake up! Wake up!

Boss, wake up!

What's wrong with ya' chazz?

You look happy!

Tell me, who ya dreamin' of romeo?

My new love!

♪ Chilling out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble, never looking too hard ♪

♪ Back at class, they never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

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♪ Generation next

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ We'll make the grade and win this fight ♪

♪ We'll make the grade somehow

♪ Yeah, yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on

♪ Come on, you better play your cards right ♪

♪ Come on and get your game on

Boy: way to go, jaden!

Totally way to stick it to all those shadow riders!

Well, thank you!

I'll be signing some autographs for you later!

Wow! Look at this, chumley.

Everyone thinks we're heroes!

I don't know about you,

But I'd prefer a hero sandwich!

What's up wit chazz?

Ya'won't believe it!

The boss thinks he's in love!

He's in love?!

That's right, so I won't have any more time for you guys!

[Screaming]

She has my heart now.

[Sigh] alexis.

And I know she feels the same way.

It wasn't just a dream.

When alexis and I were trapped in that weird vortex,

I felt her heart...

There, in the blackness of space...

The eternity of time...

Her soul told me she loved me,

That we were destined to be together!

Okay, maybe it didn't exactly tell me.

But it was in the air!

I felt it! We belong together!

But who does she hang out with?

It's either her big bro atticus, or even worse...

Jaden!

Oh, yeah. Zane, too!

So much competition.

This might be tough.

Ugh...

I'm glad you're okay.

Okay?!

I was taken hostage

By some clone of who I thought was our professor!

Yeah, but, things like that...

Aren't really that rare around here, are they?

Maybe you need a bodyguard.

Oh, you think so?

Well, thanks, but no thanks.

I can take care of myself just fine, zane.

But even so, it's nice to know you care.

Lexie, I'll miss you once I graduate from here.

So, uh, it looks like your brother

Is back to being his normal self again.

Uh, yeah, if you call it normal.

How can I get her to notice me?

Alexis' brother, atticus!

Ha ha ha!

Why, that's it!

He'll help me!

Hang ten, chazz dude!

[Squealing]

Atticus!

Autograph, please!

No prob!

Here!

He wrote b.f.f.!

That's right, ladies! It means best friends...

Forever.

[Squealing]

What the--

That always seems to happen!

This guy's a chick magnet and alexis' brother!

He's my way in!

Atticus!

You've got to help me! Please!

Huh?

So, chazz, you want a date with my sister, huh?

Well, keep dreaming!

Hmm? Oh...

Kidding!

Look, chazz...

If you wanna date her, you've got to impress her.

Yeah! In a duel!

A duel?

She loves dueling!

And if you beat her, she'll be all yours!

That's if...

You let all your cards...

Tell her just what you're feeling.

I ditched my cards.

Ojama yellow: guess again!

Huh?

We put your deck back together, boss!

Ojama black: I put it together, knuckleheads!

My deck.

Yeah! Now we're talkin'!

No no no!

This is not cool at all!

Chazz, you need some love cards!

Love?

Right.

I'll help you out there.

Now the question is how we get her to duel you.

[Thinking] and I think I have just the answer!

[Distant clang]

Who's there?!

I could've sworn that I heard something.

Phew. Still there.

But, with that new threat that jaden was warned of

By the last shadow rider...

You can't be too careful.

Aah!

You're late.

Now then, let's do this!

Sheppard: the spirit keys are missing!

A confession?

From chazz?!

Chazz has the keys!

Uh, chazz? What up?

Joke's over.

Give us the keys, chazz.

Not yet.

Uh, well, when then?

When you and I duel!

So let's go, alexis!

Huh?

What?!

Why do you wanna duel her?

Because...i'm in love! Got it?!

And alexis is, too.

She just doesn't know it yet.

But soon she will!

And how is that?

Honestly!

Why do you think that?

Atticus: 'cause I told him so!

Huh?

Zane: how would you know?

'Cause I know her!

And dear little sis needs a helping hand with her love life!

Come on.

He stole the spirit keys, just for you!

And that's romance?

News to me!

I second that.

[Thinking] at times like this,

I wish he was back in a coma!

Anyone up for just tackling him?

Not a bad thought.

What's the hold up?!

[Thinking] hmm.

Well, I guess one duel couldn't hurt.

Come on!

Fine. I'll duel. Whatever.

Yeah!

You got her now, chazz!

One thing--even if I lose this,

The keys go back!

Alright, but then I get something to take their place!

You as a girlfriend!

Then we can hold hands!

Take walks! Write notes!

That's the deal!

Fine, that's the deal.

But it's not gonna happen!

Now let's do this, chazz!

I will!

And I'll show you...

That you love me!

Let's duel!

Here goes!

All right, I'll start with...

Ojama yellow!

Hi, there!

Boss thinks you're cute!

And after two facedowns I'll play...

The spell card love letter!

And here is how it works.

First off, if I got a facedown and a monster sittin' on my field,

You get a gift!

You see, either my monster,

Or my face down card becomes yours!

Aren't I sweet?

Yeah, I know it!

And that's just the first of lots of gifts

You'll be getting from me!

The chazz knows how to treat his ladies.

I'm not your lady, chazz.

But if I have to take your gift, fine.

I'll take one of your facedowns.

[Thinking] perfect.

Everything is going according to the plan.

Atticus was right!

Dueling can be just like old fashioned courting!

After all, her accepting my facedown card

Is just like her accepting a valentine from me!

A valentine I probably would've been too scared to deliver in real life.

But with atticus' help?

Huh?

Onwards and upwards, chazz!

If you can't charm her, duel her!

Okay!

Go!

Hmm.

But there's more!

Next I play the spell card giant trunade!

What it does is bring all spells and traps back to our hands!

So I'll take that facedown back now!

[Giggling]

Chazzy, from me to you!

Aw, that's so sweet of you to give me this back so soon!

And now, I think I'll play it:

Hidden wish!

When hidden wish returns from my opponent's field back to me

It deals , points of damage to you.

Oh, no!

Then I regain , points.

So I guess I should say thanks, darling!

I just knew that us dueling would bring us closer.

Are you feeling the sparks?

Ugh...

I'm feeling nauseous.

And now, I'll activate my other facedown,

The card known as treasure map!

Once I send it to the graveyard,

I get to draw two more cards!

And I'll lay them facedown and end my turn!

All right chazz, let's go!

I summon blade skater in attack mode!

Now take out that ojama yellow!

Whirlwind slasher!

Uh, boss?!

Don't worry! Go!

Ring of destruction!

Now we both get hit,

With your blade skater's attack points.

Like a couple!

That's so romantic!

After all, what's love without pain?

Nice work, don juan!

You know it, atticus!

Can you feel the love?

Puh-leeze!

Then maybe this will work!

I play the spell card, graceful charity!

Now I draw new cards and discard two cards from my hand.

Oh--pot of greed!

Looks like I get two more!

Now go facedown!

Oh, yeah!

It's ojama trio!

Now ojama tokens get to crash your field in defense mode!

And if one of 'em gets wiped out,

You lose points!

It's so great to share.

Next I'll cast my spell card polymerization!

Let's go, guys!

Ojama black, ojama green,

And ojama yellow!

Fuse and form ojama king!

Ojama!

Ojama!

And thanks to ojama king's special ability

Up to of your monster card zones

Are reclassified as occupied!

[Gasp]

[Thinking] no!

Now I've got no room to play any new monster cards!

I'll be completely defenseless!

Next I'll throw a facedown and end my turn.

So tell me?

Are you feeling the fuzzies yet?

After all, I filled up your field to show how my heart is full of love!

Right?

He is so gone.

It is sort of romantic.

Huh?

[Thinking] if I could just get her on the field,

I might have a chance!

But I can't even sacrifice those ojama freaks to summon her!

Wait, I think I got it.

Yeah!

Got what?

This lil' move should throw "chazz-anova" for a loop!

I'm layin' a facedown!

And that is it!

Fine, my turn!

I play a little card I like to call dress up!

The new duds give ojama king an extra attack points!

Thanks for the threads!

And it's got another bonus!

I get to switch one of your monsters to attack mode!

Another gift for you!

But wait!

All of her monsters have no attack points!

No joke!

And it gets worse.

If chazz att*cks and takes out an ojama,

She'll lose life points.

And what's worse is chazz can keep doing this,

Dealing up to , points of damage!

You got that right!

Because then she will lose the match!

And I will win a girlfriend!

Ew! Me and chazz a couple?

I better do something

And I better do it fast!

Let's see here. On one hand,

I could win this duel right now and win a girlfriend!

But what would chazz having a girlfriend mean

If she wasn't really madly in love with me?

I agree!

Wait, so then he's not gonna force ojama black

Into attack mode? He keeps defending?

Look out below!

Here I come!

Chowderhead!

See what a sweet guy I am?

But there's more:

Next I play dramatic crosroads!

It's decision time!

Now pay attention: option number one:

You discard one random card.

Option number two:

You show your entire hand to me.

And then I am allowed to take one of your cards for myself!

Why would she do that?!

Because if alexis really loves me,

Then she'll trust me and let me see her hand!

She'll give me her very best card as proof of our love!

Then she and I will live happily ever after!

Ha ha ha!

So now, make your choice!

Okay, chazz, listen up.

You're not ever gonna see my hand, you got it?

I'm shot down?!

Listen. Wanna know who I love?

I am in love with dueling!

Ooh, ouch, chazz!

Crash and burn, dude!

Yeah, so what?

Huh?

Don't forget: if I win this,

You'll still be mine!

Dude, it's over!

I'll date ya, boss!

We'd make a cute couple!

If you won't love me then I'll defeat you.

And you'll have to go out with me!

Well, then I simply can't let him defeat me.

I just hope I don't discard the one monster

That can get me out of this mess!

Alright, chazz, ha!

If you really want a wedding,

Here's your one chance!

Yeah?

I play the spell ritual sanctuary!

Now by discarding a spell card from my hand,

I'm able to add any ritual spell from my deck

Back into my hand.

And now I'll play it: machine angel ritual!

What the--

Now any monster with cyber angel in its name I can summon.

No way!

You've got no monster zones

Because of those ojamas!

And you can't get rid of them either!

Oh, yes I can.

Remember, this is a ritual summoning.

So what?

What's that got to do with anything?

Everything.

Because that no sacrifice rule

Doesn't apply to ritual summonings.

And the monster I'm ritual summoning

Calls for me to sacrifice all ojamas.

Plus since they're not being destroyed

I don't lose any points!

But you sure are going to, chazz!

Now, come on out cyber angel benten!

Cyber angel benten, attack his king!

Angel flight flurry!

[Gibberish]

Now for cyber angel's special effect!

You take damage equal to the defense points

Of the monster that was destroyed in battle!

I'm sorry, chazzy!

That can't be!

That would leave the chazz with nothing!

She beat me!

My darling beat me!

So much for true love!

Which is fine!

'Cause the chazz always rides alone!

Alexis!

At least you could let him down gently!

Still be friends?

[expl*si*n]

Jaden: what banner warned us about...

It's here.

♪ Finding trouble

♪ Never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class ♪

♪ They never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, come on and get your game on ♪