02x01 - Thy Name Is Woman

[bunniefuu]

I just bagged me the
head of a crime family.

Ladies, remember me? Yeah, yeah —
the one that got you pregnant.

For God's sake, Van. There is no way
that you will ever be the father of
my child.

I'm the one guy going out
on a limb for your family.

How is framing Wolf going
out on a f*cking limb?!

I'm talking about Van.

You did the Tongan job, didn't you?

grand — it's the best
score this family's made.

When I said our family was overdoing
it, you thought I was joking?

You got me cut from the
books at Stratosphere?

Yes, I did, sorry.
Why?!

f*ck off back to the
suburbs, white trash.

SMACK!
Oh!

I provide you with a list of what
I need and how many units, and
I pay you eight bucks a unit.

That's over % profit and you don't
have you worry about distribution.

What's in it for me and you?

I give you my word that when you
get out of here, I'll be there.

Did I miss the bit where you ask,
'Does anybody object to this couple
marrying'?

Dad!
Because I know I bloody well object.

Me too. I object.
I object.

Can I be objectionable too?

Don't come here again
unless it's professional.

We're together.

That's all that matters, eh?

Yeah.

FANG'S 'SOMETHING GOOD'

♪ Another day, same old story.

♪ You're here in all your glory,

♪ looking for a way to shine.

♪ Show me w*r. Show me the hero.

♪ Take me right down
to ground zero.

♪ Tell me, where do
you draw the line?

♪ Give me something good.

♪ Yeah, show me how it looks. ♪

Wakey-wakey, Mrs West.

It's a brand new day.

God, you're beautiful. ]

Uh...

You all right there?

Yeah.

Yeah, I was just, um,...

I was just dreaming.

Well, you got the real thing now.

What thing's—? Oh.

That thing.
Mm.

♪ The one where they
live the American dream.

♪ So get me something good.

♪ Yeah, show me how it looks. ♪

Police. Open up.

It's a hard life being hard up (!)

Check the serial numbers on that.

If you want to go, there's a queue.

We have a warrant.

Won't get you in any faster.

Piss off, you bastard!

I'm going outside.

Oh.

What are you looking at?

You might want to
put some clothes on.

♪ No, no way.
I've got to get away. ♪

(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

Oh, hello. What's he done now?

Nothing.

It's that f*cking TV, isn't it?

I told you, that
was a gift from Eric.

You can't do this. He only just got
back. You leave our father alone!

You can't take him
anywhere, cock-face.

WOLF: It's OK, mate.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

Shut up!

Loretta West?

Well, not Dolly Parton.

Loretta, you are under arrest.

What?
What for?

PASCALLE: Holy shit.

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.'

♪ My luck in the gutter black.

♪ I guess I'm running back...

♪ ...to you.

♪ You in my brain.
You in my heart. ♪

This is bullshit. This is complete
and utter bullshit. You want to have
a go at me? Do it to my face, eh?

Why go through a child? That's
right, walk away. Go back to your
station with your friends.

What did she do?
She copied a couple of videos.

It is a very serious offence,

punishable by a maximum of $ ,
or three months' imprisonment.

What, you can go away for that?

The infringement of
intellectual property is serious.

Constable.
The artists and
the producers suffer.

And then it's we,
the public, who—

Constable!

Oh, crud.
You know you're soaking in it.

My daughter is not a criminal.

This is harassment
of me and my family!

No, Wolf. I'll handle this.

She's not even , for Chrissake!

Are you coming with
her to the station?

Oh, shit, that's right —
you can't leave the premises.

I'll go with her. ]

Loretta got arrested. Choice.

Totally makes my day.

(PANTS)

(GROANS)

JETHRO'S CELLPHONE RINGS

Leave it.

(GRUNTS)

TRACY'S CELLPHONE RINGS
Leave it.

(GRUNTS)

BOTH MOAN

Oh, shit.

Tracy Hong.

Jethro.

Your sister's been arrested.
She's what?

Get your arse down
to the cop shop now.

I can't, Dad. I've got a
client meeting in half an hour.

So?
So that's my job.

You're a lawyer. She's your
sister. That's your job.

Yeah—
All right, all right. I'll be there.

The cops — they just raided my
father's warehouse looking for DVDs.

My name is Sevele. Carlos Sevele.

My name's Munter.
You guys are in my way.

We're gonna be in your way a lot
more if you don't give me my money.

What money?
You took money from my parents.

Dude, I don't even
know your parents.

Their name is Sevele.

That's really good — cos if it
wasn't Sevele, you'd be a right
bastard, mate.

Eh?

(CHUCKLES)

SMACK!

Don't get smart, hori.

My name is Munter.

If you and your mate Van West don't
give back our grand in hours,

you're gonna get a
whole lot more of this.

Hey man, just before you
hit me,... hold that?

Ta.

↑ (YELLS IN TONGAN)

Shanghai Hustle, Axe m*rder*r III,

Predator Vs Chucky.

Oh, that one really sucks.

Can you explain how copies of these
DVDs made it to the Video Hut?

As I said before, I just hang
out there, like any other bored
teenager.

One of your employees disagrees.

How can she have an employee
if she doesn't work there?

Look, she denies everything.
Can we go now?

Not yet.

I told her— I told her it
was wrong, but she made me.
She made me!

You're referring to Loretta West?

She had it all organised — the
supplier, the copying, the sales.

She's years old. ]

She's going on ! She's
a mastermind, an evil genius.

Oh, I thought you were friends.

We were. Until I
rooted her sister.

Pascalle? You've
slept with Pascalle?

I think you get the picture.

Got any comments?

I'm not sure what brand of tape
you're using, but you're getting
a lot of dropout.

Look, if she said she didn't
do it, she didn't do it.

We'll leave it there then, eh?
Yeah, for now.

JETHRO: Good. Thank you.

She'll need to appear—
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

This is so excellent.

Why would this video guy
be blaming you?

It's all her fault.
How?

You used Kurt for your pathetic ends
and dumped him on his th birthday
in front of all of his friends,

his mother and his sister, and then
told them he had a d*ck the size of
a peanut.

No wonder he hates me. ]

You slept with this guy?

It was an accident.

Oh, like the other guys
you've slept with (!)

Bitch.
That's enough.

Make her apologise.

Go put some clothes on. Haven't you
got a modelling job this morning?

Ugly old-lady shoes — like my life.

And you — go to school.

Don't worry — whoever
did this, we'll sort it.

Thanks, Dad.

Why do you think someone
else was responsible?

Oh, it'd be just like him.
What? Who, Kurt?

Not Kurt — Judd. Wouldn't be the
first time he's fitted up evidence.

Where are you off to?

I've got, um, some orders
I've gotta deliver.

Our daughter's entire future is
at stake and you've got orders?

I can't see much else I can do now.

Shit.

I'm sorry, Loretta.

What for, Kurt (?)

You must hate me.

To hate you, I'd have to see you
as a human being. To me, you're
more like fungus.

If it makes you feel better,
I know what'll happen in jail.

You mean the part when the prisoners
hold you down and make you squeal?

Ugh, don't!

I hate to shatter your
Shawshank Redemption fantasies,

but the only person who'll
roger you is your bank manager.

It's a copyright infringement.
You'll get a fine.

Hickey said—
Hickey is a bigger
d*ck than you are.

Then, according to
my sister, everyone is.

Don't talk about her.

You know, it's not my
fault she dumped you.

Yeah, I know.

Then why did you go to the cops?

I didn't. They came in here with
warrants, they knew about the
copying, the Hongs...

It wasn't you?

Whoever did this, they knew
everything. Someone really
doesn't like you, Loretta.

But I swear, it wasn't me. ]

Draska.

How'd they know that
we took the money?

Don't know.

Why'd they think you had it?

Dunno. Especially since I was the
one who never actually had it, eh?

Well, I haven't got it.
You know that.

All I know is we stole the money,

Draska stole it off us and then
someone stole it off her. You know?

OK, look. We don't have the money,
right? But the Tongans, they think
that we do have the money.

They're big, those Tongans,
and no strangers to v*olence,

cos their mum's been smacking them
with the jandal ever since they were
small.

Yep. OK, but if we don't have the
money, but they think we do have
the money,

then how do you think that they
think that we do have the money
when we don't have the money?

That's a lot to think about.

[ KNOCK AT DOOR
Tongans!

That's not hours.

Shh! Shh!

[ DOOR OPENS

WHISPERS: You didn't
even lock the door!

WHISPERS: Shut up!

[ Van?

QUIETLY: Yeah?

Jesus. We were having a break,
like, a coffee break.

But we didn't have any coffee.

Fascinating as that is, I have
a question for you about DVDs.

Oh, choice. Don't make it
a hard one, though, OK?

Did you happen to mention to anyone
that I may have connections in that
area?

Uh, no.

For example, did you
ever tell Draska?

No.
Are you sure?

Yeah... Oh.

Is this, like, gay h*m* porn?

No, no, no. Look. See the one in
the suit? It's a French chick.

Look, she's got tits. See?

It's French porn?

No. Oh, this is a genuine art
movie, right, which Loretta
got from Mr Hong.

She copies them and sells them
out of the Video Hut. Look.

WOMAN MOANS IN FRENCH

See?

She loves it.

Ow! Jesus!

Oi! Quit it. Quit it!

I was just trying to show
her how they did it in Paris.

You idiot! Draska told the cops!

What, about the sex thing?

About the DVDs!

Why would she do that? I mean, you
know, she thinks you're pretty weird

and, you know, you're way too brainy
to be normal, but she actually quite
likes you.

If you leave, you get this.
It says where the money is.

f*ck youse. f*ck the lot of
you. I don't need this shit!

FAST-PACED MUSIC

Yeah, well, I don't know why
she'd do it either. I always
liked her too.

So did you ever get—? did you ever
get Draska to take it up the butt?

PHONE RINGS

I thought you didn't want to see me.

Well, you came to see me
in a professional capacity.

It's not on.

This thing about Loretta,
is it true?

Why — you think I'd make it up?

I don't know.

We're acting on information
received, and 'Rambo' wanted
to follow it up.

Your mate Hickey's behind all this?

He wasn't happy being
stiffed on the Tongan job.

He's only too happy to look into
any complaint involving the Wests.

OK, right, so this isn't about Wolf?

Why? Has he done something?
No.

From what I saw, things
looked pretty hunky-dory—

I didn't ask you to come over at —

When I'm acting in a
professional capacity, I don't—

He's my husband. What do you expect?

I dunno.

But you're here about Loretta?

I need to know if it's true.

We have evidence
that says she did it.

Right. Thank you.

Cheryl—
Thank you very much.

ROCK MUSIC

Looks good, Dad.
Does it?

Liked you mowed it.

I can't do the bloody verge.
Oh, OK.

My parole officer reckons even going
that far might set off the alarm.

Wow. Have you tried it?

If I set off the alarm, I violate my
parole. It'd put me back in prison.

Oh yeah.

Seems pretty harsh, though,
for mowing the lawn.

I hate an unfinished job.

How did that shoe thing go today?

Yuck — horrible, flat, ugly shoes.
You couldn't see my legs.

Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

That thing is such an
exaggeration. It wouldn't
even be close to .

Loretta is such a liar.
She lies about everything.

LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

What are you lot staring at?

You a West?
Yeah, what's it to you?

Come here.
No, you come here.

Nah. You come here.

You wanna talk to me, you come here.

Got a message... for Van West.

Oh yeah, and what's that?

All I want to know is, are you
going to get your sister off?

I'll do what I can.

You're not reassuring me.

Well, I have this thing,
Dad, called a job.

I'm telling you, you don't need it.

This is real injustice —
innocent kid wrongly accused.

(LAUGHS)

Uh, yeah.

What?

Oh, nothing, just... Loretta's grown
up a bit since you've been away,
that's all.

She's not exactly Red Riding Hood.

Hello, hello. Mum's on deck.

What are you crapping on about?

Where's your pinny?

Are you saying a man doesn't have
the right to cook for his family?

No, Wolf, no.

'Course not. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, how's the home theatre?

Yeah, not bad for a telly, but
where's the f*ckin' receipt?
Hello, here she comes.

Tomato paste.

Too late. I improvised.

You bloody did it, didn't you?
I don't know what you mean.

After everything I
said and did for us.

Until someone convicts me,
I didn't do it.

I told you this family wasn't into
that shit any more. I set a f*cking
example for you!

Lasagne's ready.

MUNTER: Awesome, Wolf. Thanks. ]

Yeah, real bloody food, this is.

So how was your day, Van?

Yeah, good. Yeah.

How are those grades going, Loretta?
Great.

Mm. Orders keeping you busy?

Good to know that everybody's
been busy. Busy, busy, busy.

Yes, real hive of activity round—

Don't interrupt me, Eric. I'm having
a private moment with my family.

That's where we all get to sit
around the table and tell each
other about our day.

I found out today that we
have the coconuts chasing Van,

our daughter is turning herself
into a two-bit slut, and our
youngest gets herself arrested.

Where's the person who's
been setting all the rules?

On the moral high ground —
not a clue what's been going on.

Where have you been for six months?

Oh, right — you've been singing
with the Vienna Boys' Choir (!)

Well, I'm back now.

And isn't that great (!)

Somebody's gotta get
on top of things.

And how are you going to do that
when you can't get out the gate?

I got ways and means.

You want to take over, do you?
Really? Be my guest.

I mean, he goes into prison
and I'm the menace to society?

They all do that. When they first
come home it's, 'I missed you.'
Root, root, root.

Then you can't do a thing right.

Then you get knocked up.

Do you know who the dad is?

I've narrowed it down, not that
there's much point going after
them. They're all useless

and wouldn't know child support
if it bit them in the arse. Not
a patch on your Wolf.

You mean God's gift (?)

Well, it must be hard for him.
Well, men are a lot like dogs.

They wee anywhere
and sniff your crotch?

No, cos they don't like to be locked
in. They're not designed for it.

He is an alpha kind of guy — active.

They do need exercise.

Look, he's got his mates, he's got
a huge TV — God knows where from —
and he's taken over the kitchen.

He's cooking?
Yeah, we're meant to kiss
his butt cos he made lasagne.

He defrosted it all by himself?

No, he made it all by himself.
He used every pot in the kitchen.

Oh my God.
That is so hot.

I would so love a guy that would
cook for me, rub my feet and take
responsibility for my child.

Come on, Cheryl.
You love him, really.

I mean, where else are you going
to find a great guy like Wolf?

So, Van, why would these coconuts
think you've got the money when
you say you haven't?

Uh, that's a tough one, eh.

Honest to God, you
haven't got the money?

[ No way.
Anyone who says we have is lying.

OK, why would they be lying? Hm?

Cos they want us to get
our heads smacked in.
Good.

Who do you know would like to see
you get your head smacked in?

Van, who hates you that much?

No one.

You sure?

No.

Munter?
Draska Doslic.

[ Draska? Why would
she want to do that?

She's a mad bitch that you dumped.

I didn't dump her — she ran away
cos she didn't want to marry me.

[ Why would she want to see me get
my head smacked in when she's the
one that ran away?

SOFTLY: You evil little bitch.

OK, the way I see it, you two need
to find out who's got the money and
get it back. ]

And you've got about
hours to do it in.

Rum and coke, gimlet and
a Virgin Mary, please.

What are you doing here?
It's a bar.

Look, I can't really cope with this.
I haven't seen you for weeks. I walk
into your house and there you ar—

I said I'd be there for him —
as his wife, you know.

As a part of the package, eh?

It's not like I hate him, is it?

Well, how the f*ck would I know?

Look, he's back. It's a fact.

And everything that's wrong with
our family is all my fault —
that's another fact.

f*cking Loretta. Why'd
she have to do this to me?

She probably wasn't
thinking about you.

No. Why should she?

I think about you —

a lot.

I think about you too.

[ I am not a two-bit tramp.

No, you're a quality tramp (!)

He always liked me better.
He thought I was special.

Look on the bright side —
he was deluded, now he's not.

Well, you're in bigger trouble.

Like I said, always a bright side.

Daddy.

I'm so sorry, Dad.

Come here.

I just want you to remember
you're special, that's all.

I love you, Dad.

Here.

Get yourself something nice.

Oh, Dad.

Off you go. Don't tell your mother.

I won't.

We need to have a bit of a chat.

Do we?

Cut the crap.

Jethro reckons you're guilty.

Whatever happened to
lawyer-client confidentiality?

You think you're very clever.

Maybe a little too clever.

I should be more like Van (?)

Let's get something straight.

You might be able to fool your
mother, but you don't get past me.

You do not do this shit — ever.
It's not your business.

Why not? You do it. Van does it.

Are you listening to me?

Yeah. You're saying that because
you and Van have a penis — two, in
fact — that that makes it all right.

Don't talk dirty.

It's an anatomical word.

The point is that you are a
-year-old girl who will do
what she's told until I say so.

From now on, you go to school,
you come home. That's it. You
do not leave this house.

So I'll be more like you?

You're not too old
for the back of my hand.

That's illegal.
Not around here it's not.

Up yours, you bastard.

No.

No! No!

(PANTS)

Looking for something?
Shit.

Grandpa.

That's mine.

Is it, now?

How did you know it was here?

To celebrate you being home.

Kowhai — new life, regeneration.

That's lovely, that is.

Aren't you meant to be senile?

Aren't you meant to be smarter?

Give it to me. I need it.

What for?
I'm leaving.

Because you got told off?

Cos my life is crap and he is
going to make it a living hell.

He's your father — that's his job.

I'm not going to put up with it.

Off you go, then.

I need my money.

You took this money, and I took
it from you, so it's my money now,
Loretta.

Fine. We'll split it.

You really want to see your brother
in intensive care, your father back
inside? Is that what you want?

(TV) MAN: It's a beautiful
day here at Te Rapa.

(SIGHS)

The track conditions are looking
favourable for a fast start.

The favourite today, Wendy Woo,
should enjoy the track...

(SIGHS)

What's this?

It's the Tongan money. grand.

I thought it was .

I haven't touched it.

Where's the rest?

Why don't you ask Draska Doslic?

You could do a bit with that.

All roads lead to Rome, eh?

Do they?

Draska bloody Doslic.

You must admit, bro —
she's a bitch, man.

Maybe she does hate me.

Bro, I'm so close to reviewing
my rule on smacking chicks, eh.

Well, I can't smack a chick, man.

OK, man. We go down to my mum's
place in the Coromandel. Yeah?

I can't leave the shop.

You won't be able to work with
your head smacked in, will you?

Plus, there's no
Tongans in Coromandel.

Why, don't they like it down there?

Nah.

Shit, mate!

Hide!

WOMAN: Don't bloody move, Van West.

That's not a Tongan voice.

That sounds like Mrs Hong.

Hey, Mrs Hong.

Mm. Well it may not be for
much longer, thanks to you.

OK... ]

Mr Hong received this letter today.

[ Happily, Mr Hong is in Hong Kong
and I am opening all his mail,

but when he gets back,
things may not be so easy.

'If you want to n... no—'

It's meant to be 'if you
want to know', as in K-N-O-W.

'If you want to know who your
baby's farther is, why don't
you ask Van West?'

This person knows something,
and this person knows you.

Well, I didn't write it.
Find out who did and make sure
they never write to me again, OK?

This is not good for my
blood pressure or my baby.

Make no mistake, Van, you are
risking my marriage and my health.

So deal with it, or I will
put your health at risk.

Great (!)

She totally cannot spell, bro.
What? Who?

Draska.

Dras—? Draska doesn't know anything
about me shagging Suzy Hong.

I've got him now, and there's
nothing you can say or do.

You know he got some chick
up the duff, don't you?
What chick?

Mrs Hong that's married to Mr Hong.
Van rooted her senseless and now
she's pregnant.

If you think that's going to stop me
from marrying him, you're so wrong.

I was trying to do you
a favour — break you up.

Yeah, some favour. Now I'm going to
get my head smashed in and my balls
deep-fried.

OK, OK, OK.

OK. OK, here's what we do.

Oh, what? (MOCKINGLY)
Go to the Coromandel (?)

No. We stop her once and for all.

It's all there. All grand.

It was .

Really?

They stole from my parents.

Well, you know how some women
are with money — runs through
their fingers like water, eh.

And what woman was this?

You ever heard of Draska Doslic?

We heard of her. She
totally sucks at spelling.

Well, those Dallies, they don't
set much store by education.

My brother does a BCom at Waikato.

Is that right? Bet he can add.

Sure can.

Well, if you got a problem with the
math, maybe you could run it past
him.

Otherwise, you could
talk to Draska Doslic.

You've been real helpful, Mr West.

It's all about community.

Which bedroom's hers?

That one down the side.

We go in there, we tell her what's
what. Cos this is the last time she
messes with us.

Yeah.

Cool.

She has her good points.

When will you see there's more
to a relationship than sex?

I know, but someone that'll suck
your d*ck — they have to like you.

f*ck, it's them. It's them.

How did they know that we'd be here?

Maybe we talk to her tomorrow.
Yep.

ROCK MUSIC

EAST EUROPEAN ACCENT: What are you
bloody coconuts doing around here?

Hm. Was it a good night?

Anyone interesting down at the pub?

How'd you know I was at the pub?

I didn't, but I do now.

No one, really. Just the girls.

It's amazing how much you can get
accomplished from your own home.

Mm.

Oh, I've got something for you, too.

Receipt for the home theatre — and
you thought Eric stole that lovely
gift.

I never said that.
No, but you were thinking it.
I always know what you're thinking.

OK, what am I thinking right... now?

How lucky you are to have a
man like me in your kitchen.

Mm. Why are you cooking
scones so late at night?

Well, I thought we might have
some people over tomorrow.

Oh, no. Not people.

Oh, it's just a little surprise.

Uh-uh. I'm tired.

Are you? We'd better get you to
bed, then, hadn't we, Mrs West?

Really? So you can prove that
you're still on top of things?

Or behind things.

(LAUGHS)

Under things?

♪ I live in the future,

♪ but stuck in the past. ♪

Jesus Christ.

Grandpa, the house does actually
have a toilet, you know?

Hey.

Having a good morning?

I see nothing good about anything.

OK.
Let's go.

Don't you have something better
to do — for Stierson or the iwi?

You're angry with me?

You told on me.
Oh, quit your whining.

I want another lawyer.

Yeah, well you wouldn't need
one if you weren't so sloppy.

I was not sloppy.
You got caught.

Not my fault.

You get caught, it's your fault.

Oh, Jesus Christ, Loretta. You
think you're so much cleverer
than everyone else, don't you?

And you're just a little kid.

Up yours.

Good comeback (!) Hope you
enjoy being clever in prison.

That's not going to happen.

Really? You're sure
about that, are ya?

This is your lesson, Loretta, so
suck it up through a big fat straw.

If you're going to do this shit, you
don't get caught. Are you listening?

Next time, do it better.

Right?

Good. Let's go.

Well, don't you look nice?

And I usually look
like a sack of shit?

Pity it's wasted on the cops. When
you go out today, could you pick up
some cream?

We're having guests
today,... apparently.

Good-oh.
PHONE RINGS

That'll be for me. You come
back, you better be innocent.

Thanks for the words
of encouragement (!)

Hello?

Tomislav.

No? Shit.

Those coconuts did come around.

Well, I'm just glad
I could warn you.

My client has consistently denied
these accusations, which are clearly
misguided.

She has no criminal record, and this
charge could compromise a promising
future.

Save it for the court.

There's no evidence that she made or
sold copies of any DVD or received
money from any sale.

She only took cash.
According to Kurt Walminster,
who's also been charged.

She had the equipment.
Her prints were all over it.

Yeah, well, it's not a crime for a
bright young film student to borrow
a friend's computer

or scanner or DVD burner.

They're hers.

Not according to the
signatures on the guarantees.

Can you read that?

What do they say?

QUIETLY: Kurt Walminster.
Pardon?

Kurt Walminster.

See, the fact is,
you have no case — ]

apart from the testimony of this
unstable young man clearly wishing
to deflect the blame to my client.

My client, who is, by the way,
fully prepared to cooperate
with the police

if the charges against
her are dropped.

We're not dropping them. No way.

We need to discuss that.

But, boss. Look, we've already—

FIRMLY: We need to discuss that.

Bloody Wests.

See you, Glen.

You owe me.

I left my lighter in
there. Back in a tick.

So are you going to drop it?

It'll be my recommendation, since
Hickey made such a cock-up of the
whole thing.

That's great. I wouldn't want you
to get into any trouble over me.

It's a bit late for that.

CAR ALARM BEEPS

WOLF: I knew you'd come through. ]

JETHRO: I didn't have
much choice, did I? ]

Well, you do now. ]

I've come into a bit of money —
grand, to be exact — and I'm
looking for somewhere to invest it.

PASCALLE: I helped make
the cream for the scones.

Eric will, if you have the balls.

Is this a private conversation?

No, love. I'm just telling
our boy how well he did.

I hope you thanked him.

Oh, anything for my little sis.

KNOCK AT DOOR

Here we go.

I still don't get how the Tongans
knew we were going to the Doslics'
place.

Maybe they're, like,
watching us or something.

We go to the Coromandel, OK?

Yeah, yeah. Right after morning tea.

Is it someone's birthday?

Nah, I dunno, man. Dad just
said I had to be here.

Get out of it, you d*ck.

Van! Good of you to join us.

Come in. Have a scone, sit down.

Hey, thanks, man.

I'm sure you know our guests.
Would you like to say hello?

Um,... hi.

Well, as you all know, I have had
some experience with the judiciary
over the years.

They have this thing
called restorative justice,

where if somebody's done some
shit to somebody else and that
person doesn't like it,

what they do is they all sit around
and they thrash it out. Not a bad
idea, really.

Now, it seems that Draska has been
a little upset with our family,
and we would like it to stop.

EUROPEAN ACCENT:
She has good reason.

Really? Perhaps you'd
like to explain to us why.

OK...

Draska is forced to escape your
son because of the things he
does to her. Terrible things.

Eh?

She tells me that every day,
she is forced to...

to take his thing...

in her mouth.

What, what? What thing in her mouth?

She means your knob, Van.

She's talking about blow jobs.

No woman would do this willingly.

But she loved it!

And this is not bad enough,
he tries to... to make her...

to put his thing in her back.
Oh... No, I cannot say it —
not in front of people.

She was up for anything, all right?

What kind of man would do it to a
woman? What kind of sick person—?

We didn't, OK? Cos she wouldn't.

You know, before she met him,
Draska,... she is a simple girl.

She is a wirgin.
ALL SCOFF

Virgin, my arse.

You take that back.

She's done it with heaps of guys —
that touch team from Papakura.
Slapper.

And my son, Billy. ]

Oh, shut your filthy mouth!

All right, let's just try
and keep calm, shall we?

I'm sure that Van would desperately
love the opportunity to apologise...

Eh?

...for anything he may have
said or done that upset her.

Draska,...

I'm sorry you didn't like the
blow jobs you gave me every morning
and sometimes at night as well.

If I'd known you didn't like your
dildo, I wouldn't have tried to put—

What is this?

Oh, it was black, about
yay long, made of rubber.

You insulting her again.

It was hers, and she's the
one that should apologise!

No, she doesn't!

She ran off with the money.
She's been saying shit about me,

and trying to get my head smacked
in and my balls deep-fried, man.

She would not do that!
She did!

You don't know her
very well, do you?

This is a very serious allegation.

I know, but it's true, Dad.

Can I say something? ]

You don't have to talk to him.

No, it's OK, Papa. I can cope.

Maybe I have been a bit
angry with you, Van.

Um,... yeah, a bit (!)

A bit angry with all of you, really.

It's just that I've been upset
about the way you've treated me

and made me out like
I'm some kind of slut. ]

But mostly, I'm just a little
hurt, and I'm a bit freaked,...

(GULPS) and I'm scared because...

my baby's going to
grow up without a father.

What?
You're—?

That's right. I'm knocked up.
Way up the duff. ]

I'm so f*cking pregnant
you wouldn't believe it.

(SOBS)