03x03 - Most True, She Is a Strumpet

[bunniefuu]

I didn't wanna hurt you, but...
he's why I left, cos I love him.

This piece of sh*t?

I feel bad though, man — her
working two jobs and everything.

But she wants to do it, bro, just
like you — saving for the wedding.

Whoa.

Whoa.
What are you staring at?

We just wanted to buy some dak.

Hey, Rors, We got
a couple of customers.

Sure, hon.

Van...

(LAUGHS)

It's my extra job — that's all —
to get money for our wedding,
like I told you!

You didn't say nothing
about working for him,

Cos I knew you'd be like this.

Like f*cking what?

Van, if you're going to drink at
breakfast, at least eat some toast.

f*ck toast.

OK, cereal it is, then.

He's on a liquid diet —
so much better for you (!)

Hi.

I'm off.

To work.

See you later, then.

Van, what the hell's going on?

Nothing.

All right? Nothing at all.

I'm getting this much — something
is up in fairy-tale-love land.

Yeah, but what?

Anyone lend me bucks?

S'pose.

What do you need bucks for
at this time in the morning?

Bit short, that's all.

Thanking you muchly.

Here we go, lovely.

Was that what I thought it was?

Mmm. Maybe.

HELLO SAILOR'S
'GUTTER BLACK' PLAYS

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.'

♪ My luck in the gutter black.

♪ I guess I'm running back...

♪ ...to you.

♪ You in my brain.
You in my heart. ♪

Who's Maurie Lovedale?

That's my job — getting the mail.
Can you give us a lift down the TAB?

Grandpa, why were you
giving money to that girl?

Hayley.

Why were you giving her money?

Working girls don't do it for free.
She's a hooker?

Popular girl. I was lucky
to get her on a Wednesday.

She usually does a regular —
a slap-and-tickle man.

So, you sleep with her?

Well, she's not tapping my fanny.

That girl...
Hayley.

How old is she?

She's not a carnie, if that's what
you're worried about. last month.

Give her a card and a tip.
But experienced — came highly
recommended.

Works with Slutty Pants — the
friendly one with the nice norks.

Kasey?
Said I couldn't go wrong with
Hayley. And she was right.

Can we get in the car now?

Hey, Mrs West. You called.

She calls and you just come?

PANTS: No, she texts, I come.

Wish I could find a guy like that.

Bugger off, Kase.

What's up with Van?

Oh, it's personal, complicated.
He's my mate.

And I'm his mother.

OK. Well, you know this cleaning job
that Aurora's doing to make extra
money for the wedding, right?

Van has issues around that.

What, with the cleaning?

It's for a paraplegic guy.
She cleans his house and runs
his business, cos he can't run it,

well, cos he can't run,
well, cos he's in a wheelchair.

Van has issues with the business?

That's not the important thing here.
It's about the guy and Aurora.
She says nothing's going on,

and I believe her, even if
she did used to live with him.

Tyson?
He got beaten up by the Devil's
Dozen cos he owed them money.

Aurora is working for Tyson?

Yeah, well, this is
the source of the issue.

Oh, God, no wonder he's a mess.

It's not good, eh?
I didn't want to worry you.

He's not eating. He's just drinking.
He slept on the couch two nights in
a row.

It's OK, Mrs West. I'm on the case.

How about some chips with that?

Isn't you meant to be at work?

f*ck work.

Bro, we all hates work.
Sometimes we just gotta do it.

You don't.

Mr Hong is paying you to show up.

You his bum boy now as well, are ya?

That's not a very nice thing to say.

Yeah, well, I can't concentrate on
customers and the till and all that
stress —

not while she's there with him.

Aurora's just helping Tyson, that's
all. Cos that's what she's like —
helpful.

I just wanna be helpful.

You really want to be helpful?

She's on her own with him — all day.

No, she's not! There's like, all
these people coming and going,
buying dak.

True...
And she has to talk to them,
cos he's mean and ugly.

Yeah, real ugly.

And if anyone don't pay,
she has to chase them.

Cos he couldn't.

She's just there so
he don't get stiffed.

I'm stiff, babe.

I'm so stiff.

Well, we're gonna have to take
care of that now, aren't we?

(GROANS ECSTATICALLY)

You don't have to worry about Tyson.

Cos as well as not running, cripples
have this other problem with their
equipment.

Wheelchairs.
Nah, nah, nah,
you know — the plumbing.

They can't pee standing up.

They can't even get it up cos of
the severing to the spinal column.

Is that, like, a fact?

Bro, their dicks
are like MallowPuffs.

MallowPuffs are hard on the outside.

Not on the inside. Those cripples,
they're like full-time soft cocks.

Yeah?
Yeah, and you, you the hard man.
You gotta hold on to that hard.

Yeah...
Yeah, yeah. He's the MallowPuff,
and you — you're the rock.

Yeah, man.
Yeah, you the rock.

I'm the f*cking rock.

We opening up, then?
Yep. Real soon.

Hey, I'll grab some burgers.
I'll see you there.

(CHUCKLES)

Your mum's at the bank.
What gives you the right to
introduce my grandfather to hookers?

He's still got a d*ck, hasn't he?

He's my grandfather!

Well, yes. But he was looking for a
root, and he asked if I knew anyone.

You're pimping for my grandfather?

Pimping means you get a cut. I got a
couple of drinks and some choccies.

He's three times her age!

Don't you think this is a bit rich
coming from Ms 'I root Hayden who
must be way over .'

This isn't about me.

It's a free world, honey, and Ted's
not over the hill yet. He's quite
attractive.

You'd root my grandfather?

No, but someone is,
and it's keeping him happy.

He's not sad and miserable.

How would you know?
He's my grandpa!

When was the last time you talked
to him — really talked to him?

Sharing his interests, you know,
shining a little human warmth into
his lonely existence.

I talk to him...

most days.

Look girlfriend, no one's blaming
you. Hey, you're busy with your
life and your way old boyfriend.

But at least Ted's got Hayley to
talk to him and then root him.

Don't even think about it, shithead.

Yeah?
That cost money, mate.

What the f*ck do you want?

Where is she?

Down the supermarket.

What?
You heard, idiot.

Better than being a spazz — one
who can't even do his own shopping.

Yeah, I need a ramp, mate.
What the f*ck do I care?
I know what you're doing here, man.

Oh yeah, what's that?

You want her back.

So what if I do?

Well, it's not gonna happen,

cos you are a MallowPuff.

What you sh1tting on about, man?
She's only doing it for the money.

Yeah? Is that what she told ya?
Yeah.

Rors offered right off — soon as she
heard what happened. Said she'd do
it for nothing.

Bullshit.
She's real good to me, Rors — wears
those short skirts I like so much.

Today she got down on her hands and
knees, cleaned the oven. I could see
all the way up...

You're a w*nk*r.

You want to take me on, dickhead?

You're soft man. You're way soft.

Who you calling soft?

Yaargh!

Ohh! Ugh!

Whoo-hoo!

Fucker!
Who's soft now, cock?

Ah! f*ck you.

Ah! Ah. Ah!

Ah, f*ck. f*ck. Ah!

You asked for that, man.

(GROANS PAINFULLY)

You eaten today?

Burger.

Hey, Mum,

Hayley is a hooker.

Oh, well. Let's hope he's
using condoms then.

Aren't you totally grossed?

No, Grandpa used to see the odd
girl before the Alzheimer's.

It wasn't Alzheimer's.

His money if he wants to waste it.

Where is he?

Down at the pub, I think.
I'm off to see Wayne. Back later.

How could you do that? How could
you hit someone in a wheelchair?

I didn't hit him.
You did what?
He started it.

Why did you go round
there in the first place?

When did you go round there?

He's after you.
He's not gonna get you.

You idiot!

You're defending him?

Oh, you make me sad,
man. Really sad.

He's f*cking sad. And you're
there cleaning his oven.

It was dirty!
In little short skirts, and sh*t.

They're my clothes!

You said you'd do it, even
if it wasn't for the money.

We need money for our wedding,
and Tyson can pay me.

It's not like I'm qualified
for a shitload of other jobs.

You do massage and sh*t.

And it takes a while to build up a
client base, so it's not exactly...

f*ck it, Van.

f*ck what?

I'm not in love with him, you idiot!

No, but you're still a lying slut.
Oh, bro!

She lied to me. You f*cking lied.

I didn't!

You did!

You're a slut. You're a ho.
You're a lying slut.

We're out of here.

Go, cos I got groceries to put
away to feed your f*cking family.

At least we put up with you.

Look, that's enough, OK? We're gone.

Why don't you go live
with your cr*pple?

Maybe I f*cking will.

f*cking slut!
f*ck off!

(SOBS)
So, it was a good day then?

Not too shabby.

A small token only of my esteem
for your skilful sh*t off the top
pocket.

Thanks. Won't get you
off what you owe me.

I only bet so high because
of your sciatica.

You don't have sciatica.

It got better.

I learnt this, to my cost.

Play you again. Double or nothing?
OK.

But Grandpa, I came to talk to you.
About what?

Cricket — there's a Test thing on
TV and I thought we could watch it.

You hate cricket.

Not always.

You said you'd rather be locked in
a room with wild ferrets than watch
a game so stupid.

I was younger then.
You could teach me the rules.

After tea. You're on.

You hit a cr*pple!

I didn't hit him.

While I waited with two burgers,
you were around smacking Tyson!

I was just doing what you said.

I didn't say go smack a cr*pple.

You said I was the rock.

Yeah, be cool in yourself,
know your power.

What's the point of that
if he doesn't know it?

Hitting cripples makes you look bad.

Whatever.
It could be bad for your health.

You can't catch being a cr*pple.

What if Tyson's still got mates?
What if they put you in
a wheelchair?

But I only did it cos I love her.
I love her more than my whole life
put together, man.

Why don't you say that sh*t to
her instead of slagging her?

Well, if she loved me,
she wouldn't do this.

Bro, when you gotta stop this sh*t.

Jealousy makes everything round it
ugly. You have to cut that off,
drive it from your heart.

When was the last time
you had a girlfriend?

You wanna to crap on me, fine.

But if you don't do this, you're
gonna lose the thing you love.

Man...

I was real shitty to her.

Do you think she'll,
like, forgive me?

If you say what's in
your heart, I know so.

Hey, whoa there, brother. Maybe we
should wait a bit and come back
later.

No man, I gotta tell
her what's in my heart.

You do that,

I'll back you up.

♪ I just wanna tell you how
I feel about you, girl... ♪

They're not Horsemen.

Sent their pussies.

Van, I...

It's all right, Mum. It's me they
want, but I'm not scared of no ugly
biker chicks.

Who do you think you're talking to?

You got no right being here. I got
a few things to say to my fiancee,

so you can take your fat g*ng butt
and get right out of here, sister!

Van!
What, Mum?

Van, honey, I want you to meet Mel,

and this is Pam — you know, my mum.

Yep.

Right. Good one.

This is a bloody good feed, Cheryl.
Been thinking about a steak since
Whakatane.

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

Heard you're from Wairoa, Mel?
I know a couple of guys from down
there.

Yeah, Mel's not real comfortable
around men. Are you, hon?

So you'd be lesbos, then?

Yeah, we met at a conference
recently still in that first
flush of things.

Lovely jubbly.

Was it a d*ke conference?

NZEI.

Are they bikers?

Mum teaches at a kindy, remember?

Oh, yeah.

And Mel's at a kohanga.

You two must have so much in common.

We do.

Heard from Skull Fucker, lately?

Who?
He was in the Horsemen.

He's down the Waikato. Yeah, he's,
um, he's working at a Rebel Sport.

(LAUGHS) Well, he was always
a people person. What about
Jackhammer?

Inside.
Oh, sh*t. What happened
to his Norton?

I dunno.
Aurora.

It was a great bike, that one.
Has Tyson still got his bike?

He had it at his mum's
so it didn't get nicked.

[ Oh, what a relief!
Aurora.

Can't you see we're trying
to have a conversation?

Yeah, I need to show Aurora
something. Come on.

I won't be long, Mum.

What's so important?

Why is she talking about those
Horsemen guys like they're mates?

Because they are.

You told me she lived in Gisborne!

She does. But when she lived in
Henderson Valley, she was in a bike
club. That's how she met Tyson.

And that's how I met Tyson.

Oh, what?! Your mum
got youse together?

He had a back problem,
and I was doing massage.

I thought she was
some hippy Christian.

She's been heaps of things. But now
she's really strong and together and
not confused about her sexuality.

And she's in love. Like
I thought we were in love.

We're not dykes.

What did you want
to say to me before?

Just...

I love you, sh*t like that.

Can you—?

Can you just try and get on with
her, talk to her,... please?

This is real pretty. Nice fabric.

You wouldn't get
one leg through that.

Not for me, darl, for Mel.

Oh, well, they're my mum's.
You should ask her.

You're an obedient boy, aren't you?

I'm no p*ssy.

Not mistaking you
for one of those, love.

So,... Rors says you work in a shop.

Yep, I'm a manager — plastic goods.

There's a challenge.

Well, you teach kindy — that's
just playing in sandpits, and sh*t.

And you make the world a better
place? Selling plastic crap at
$ an hour.

Some of it's quite useful.

You couldn't support a pet on those
kind of wages, let alone a family.

Have you thought about that?
Any consideration?

You don't want Aurora to marry me.
Just come out and say so.

OK. I don't want her to marry you.
I've got nothing against you
personally.

You seem harmless enough, but she's
far too young to throw away her
potential on some dead-end loser.

You can shut right up,
right, cos I love her,

and I'm gonna take care of her
better than you ever did, you ugly—

Hey, guys.

How's it going?

Good, we're having
a real good chat here.

I've put on clean sheets
on your bed.

What bed?

Pascalle's.

Your mum invited us — save us
on the motel. Where's Mel?

Oh, she said she's tired,
so she's going to bed.

Better not leave her lonely then.

Night, angel.
Night.

They're staying?

I'm not a d*ke. All right?

Van said I had to check,
but I knew you wouldn't mind.

'Course. You're more than welcome.

This is Pascalle's room.

The pretty one who's
in the Himalayas?

Mm-hm.

Come to mama.

Mum, weird Mel keeps staring
at me. It's freaking me out.

Well, I'm not asking you to like it.

Then why are they staying here?

They are nearly family,
and we got to be nice to them.

We're not nice to our own family.

You are. Watching cricket with
Grandpa — that's very nice.

No. It's the most horrible kind
of slow t*rture ever invented.

Then why do it?

So he's got someone to talk to!

Yes! You bloody beauty.

How's it going?
Six! Into the stands.

/ . They'll need a lot more of
that if they're gonna have a hope—

(MUTES TV)

Don't you want to hear the
really important commentary?

Hard to enjoy it with you around.

I just want you to
have some company.

I've got plenty of that.

Grandpa, I just don't think you
should have to pay someone to talk
to.

I don't.
Hayley?

I don't hire her for
conversational abilities.

No, if I'm paying for sex, I like to
get my money's worth, not waste my
time on chit-chat.

Here's your freebie.

Hey, Ted. I met Hayley outside.

Oh, how we doing?

Bloody shambles. You're
punctual. Night all.

She's barely older than me.
She's hardly out of high school.

You're worried she's
educationally disadvantaged?

No!

God, what does he see in her?

Well, I'm guessing
firm, young breasts,

a tight, young butt.

God, why am I the only one in this
whole world who sees that this is
totally repugnant

and that he shouldn't be with her?

Oh no.

Oh no, no, no.

Oh, this is so sick.

Yes, thank you! Finally!

You're jealous of your
grandad's girlfriend.

She's not his girlfriend.

That would mean that
she actually liked him!

Well, maybe she does.

No, she's just here
because he's paying her.

Look,
I'm Ted.

My God, that is so
not a game I want to play.

No, no, no. If I was Ted,
and I want to get my end away,

do I choose a dusty old
slapper or a sweet young hottie?

Oh, yuck. Oh, this is so yuck!

Loretta. They're both grown-ups.
It's not illegal and they're not
hurting anyone.

Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick.

She hates me.

She doesn't want you to marry me.

She likes Tyson more than me.

They've just got stuff in common,
that's all. She likes his bike.

He can't even ride it. What's
the point in him even having it?

It's symbolic, I guess.
You know, his hope.

f*cking MallowPuff.

What does that mean?

Soft cock. You know. (WHISTLES)

What?

Nothing.
What?!

If I tell you, you'll get
all mental so don't worry.

No, I won't.
It's not important.

You better tell me, or I'm gonna
think you're hiding some more sh*t.

He's got the opposite problem to...

He still gets them?

All the time, but he can't feel
them, and it's embarrassing for him,

and it makes it tough
with his catheter.

His what?

He has a— a thing in his thing so
that he can piss into a bag, and I
have to help him change it.

You touch his d*ck?

Van, Van. You said you
wouldn't do this. Come here.

You know, every day I just
think about how lucky we are.

We are so lucky,
you and me, aren't we?

Yeah.

Why can't he get his own breakfast?

He needs to know that someone cares.

Certainly seem to, the old bastard.

Two? There's two of them?

Surprised there was room.

You think this is funny?

It's not a very big caravan.

I feel sick. And if you don't
get that, then you are sick and
shouldn't come here.

Loretta...
Ever!

Hey, Munter.
Hey, Mrs West.

I am not a f*cking lesbian.

Some issues there. How are we doing?

He slept in his room last night.

That's progress. Hey, bro.

Maybe not.

I'll go.

(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

Didn't you sleep last night, love?

It's going to sh*t, Mum.
It's all going to sh*t.

No, no, no. It's not.

They're all against me. Pam wants
Aurora to get back with Tyson,

and she's there with him,
touching his thing every day.

Aurora?
Yeah, she says it's cos of
his, his 'coffeter', but—

No, Van, Van.

I don't want this sh*t in my head!
It's in there, and I can't get it
out!

If she goes back to him,
what am I gonna do?

Calm down, listen to me.

Listen to me. Listen, Aurora is
a good girl. She loves you as much
as I do.

And nobody is going
to break you two up.
Yeah?

OK. So we're gonna go out there
and have a nice breakfast,

and we're gonna get through this,
and it's gonna be fine. OK?

OK.
OK. Good boy.

Seem like nice girls.

Hayley said she might
bring a friend.

Look, Ted, I've got nothing against
a man doing what a man's got to do,
but Loretta—

What about her?

I don't think she's taking these
attractive young ladies very well.

No point in seeing huckery old ones.

Yeah, well, my thoughts exactly,
but she's pretty sick about it.

That right?

I don't exactly get it, but, look,
Ted, if there was anything you could
do to put her mind at rest.

What's that for?

Oh, you know. It can't be
that easy, coping on a pension.

I struggle through.

Oh, good morning, Cheryl!

What are you doing here?

I came to pay my respects to your
father-in-law, and I'm shown
hospitality.

Wonderful. You can cough up, then.

Oh...

You're out of eggs. You might
need to buy a bit more bacon.

Well, it's great you've
managed to help yourself.

This one's real lovely.

It's Roxanne Red Light.

Yeah, Mel looks a treat in red.

Pam said she's a friend of Tyson's.
And I said how amazing it is all you
palagis know each other.

We go way back, me and Tyson.

Oh yeah. ]
He's a good guy.

Maybe we should talk
about the wedding.

Oh, such wonderful things — bringing
families together, sometimes sending
them bankrupt.

Van's been saving.
I'm sure.

Aurora's got a job.
I'll chip in where I can.

You've done real well,
despite your difficulties.

What's that mean?

I gather there are institutional
issues with the menfolk.

Mum.
Oh yeah?

Men can't be relied on.

Well, Van is very reliable.

Oh, nothing against you, Cheryl.

Nah, nah, nah. You talk about
my son, you talk about me.

I just like people who stand on
their on two feet. Show initiative.

f*cking Tyson can't even stand up.

Van.
He's getting his life together.

He's a f*cking drug dealer!
He's got the biggest tinny
house in West Auckland!

That's not good.
Personally I think
it should be legal.

I bet Tyson's making a damn sight
more money than some people.

You're an evil bitch.

Van.
Van, it's OK.

It's not f*cking OK.

Well, there's an attitude.

You want attitude? Don't come into
my house, eat my food, muck up my
sheets and abuse my son.

Round here, we call that rude.

I call it like I see it.

The way I see it,
you can get your arse out.

Your family's famous. Biggest bunch
of troublemaking losers this side of
the Waitaks.

Better than being a fat, thieving,
d*ke with no f*cking manners.

Mum, do your breathing!

We'll get our stuff, then. Aurora?

dr*gs are bad. Very bad.
But quite a good profit margin.

I warned you about getting
involved with that family.

Mum.
You want to end up like I did?
Up the duff to some idiot?

Van is not an idiot.

Your funeral, love.

MOTORBIKE ROARS

MOTORBIKE DRIVES OFF

I'm sorry. I know how you
feel about illegal stuff.

I don't care about that. Well, I do.

You're messing with Van's head.

It's just to get money
for our wedding.

What's all this stuff about
you touching Tyson's d*ck then?

That is, that is just cares.
It's nursing stuff.

I love Van.

Then you shouldn't be
doing this to him.

I'm not doing anything.

Look, love, you need to realise
who you're dealing with here.

You know Van's not like
other people. He's...

He's simpler.
He's not stupid.

I know that.

Do you—?

Do you remember Goodnight Kiwi?
Yeah.

Van used to think that the kiwi and
the cat lived in the TV. He used to
leave out cat biscuits for them.

One time we went away,
they took them off,

and Van thought they'd d*ed cos
he hadn't been around to feed them.
He cried for weeks.

The point is, when Van gets an idea,
he finds it hard to shake.

And when he loves someone,
it's all the way.

That's why I love him.

Then don't confuse him.

I do feel bad about Tyson.

His whole life went to sh*t when I—

If you go back to Tyson,
I won't hate you.

We'll be around to pick up
the pieces, but you'd better
make a choice.

Cos you don't f*ck with my
boy and get away with it.

Be cool, man.

Didn't you go with your mum?

No, of course not.

Van, look at me.

Look at me, please.

Babe.

Oh, sh*t.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Bullshit.

You've got to believe me.

I'll leave Tyson.

I won't work for him any more.
Why?

Because that's what you want.
I'll leave, if that's what you want.

If that's what it takes.

Van.

Van, are you listening to me?

If you leave him,

you gotta promise me you'll
never see him again — ever.

I can do that.

I promise.

If it makes you happy.
I love you so much.

I don't care what my mum says,
or anyone. I love you.

Baby.

What?

Nothing. It's all cool. But, um, me
and Munt, we got some stuff to do.

OK. You better do your stuff then.

Yeah.

Ow, what stuff we doing?

Why are you on my tail?
I'm not.

It's like you're my shadow;
like you're gay or something.

I'm not gay. You know that.

Well, f*ck off, anyway.

VOOM'S 'B YOUR BOY'

♪ My whole world revolves
around you, girl.

♪ My whole world revolves
around you, girl.

♪ My whole world revolves
around you, girl.

♪ My whole world revolves
around you, girl.

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

Oh, f*ck!

♪ My whole world
revolves around you.

♪ My whole world
revolves around you.

♪ My whole world
revolves around me. ♪

That one was a steaming pile.

I did warn you about Adam Sandler.

Never got to watch those.

Well, don't ask for a discount just
cause you've blown all your money.

I haven't.

How can you afford to live on
your pension when those girls are
fleecing you, bleeding you dry?

I budget.

Are you running book? Pretending
to be crippled to win at pool?

I get a little extra now and then.
And there's me Vietnam pension.

You didn't fight in Vietnam.

Maurie did.
Maurie Lovedale?

Him, Mr Joyce, Warwick Kingi.
Fine taxpayers all of them.

You're collecting their pensions?
Do they know what they're paying
for?

They'd be happy to know their money
was well spent... if they were still
here.

What about Grandma?

I had the love of my life, but
she's not coming back any time soon.

Grandpa—
Do I give you grief
about your fancy man?

I've hoicked gobs of spit with
more character than Hayden,

but I don't stop you. And what is
wrong with a bit of nookie while you
can still get it?

That's all it is? Nookie?

What else could it be?

You don't care about them?

They're hookers, for Christ's sake.

Oh, Grandpa, I...

For a smart girl,
you can be very silly.

He doesn't love them! And they
don't love him! It's just nookie.

Oh, a word that's
hip if you're .

Shut up.

You said you loved him. I just
had no idea it was this twisted.

I just had to know that
he hadn't forgotten.

About you. ]

And Grandma. We were
always it for him.

You and your dead Grandma.
Well, that's way more healthy.

Don't be like that.

I keep coming back, don't I?
Sleeping at your mum's with your
insane family.

That is how much I love you.

You love me?

I just said it, didn't I?

Well, I...

kind of,...

sort of, love you too.

(LAUGHS)

But you have to know that
if you ever piss me off,

I will be so mad, and it will
be painful — very very painful.

How painful?

Ow, sh*t! That hurt!

Well, I better kiss it better then.

You know it costs extra for this.

(GRUNTS AGGRESSIVELY)

Hey.

What?

What is it?

You said you wouldn't see him again.
And I won't.

You went straight round there.
You were pashing him!

You followed me?

Yeah, I knew you were a lying ho.

Van, I was just saying goodbye —
that's all. I was gonna call him,
but I couldn't—

Slut!

Van, that is not
what's important here.

Why? Cos he's a big man, huh, with
his permanent hard on, and all
the money?

Van, stop this. Stop this.

He can have his hard on, but he
won't have any money, cos the cops
will bust his crippled ass!

What? How do you know that?

Cos I do.

You told them?

Yeah, well, he deserves it,
and you, you're a lying slut.

Oh, Jesus.

Where you going?

Where do you think I'm going?

f*cking slut.

I was wrong to work for him. OK.
I was wrong. But he doesn't deserve
this.

And I hope one day that
you get it and you see.

I always and only loved you.

That's my boy.

Hey, where's Aurora?

She went early.

OK, you have a good day, love.

Your soon-to-be mother-in-law
is a well covered woman.

He's trying to throw you.

Yeah, many times these sweet young
girls turn into their mothers,
as well I know from Mrs Falani.

Damn, you have your grandfather's
luck at this noble game.

Your round, Falani.
Bugger.

You're on fire, man.

Yeah, I just did what you said,
man. Cut the jealous out of me.

Isn't a problem anymore.
That's awesome, dude.

Hey, fuckhead!

What? You're out already?

w*nk*r, you f*cking w*nk*r.

He ain't done nothing!

Come here. Pull your f*cking—

He ain't done nothing!

f*ck, f*ck, come here.

(KNOCKS URGENTLY)

Grandpa. Grandpa.

What? Look, there's nobody here,
if that's what you're worried about.

We just got some news —
some really really crap news.

This better not be a joke.

No.

Well, where is he?

Oh, baby. Oh sh*t.

What happened?

Aurora went to see Tyson.

The cops were on to him, so she
went round there last night.

She took his stash
so he wouldn't get done.

He had this big bike.

She took it.

I don't know where she was going,

but there was this bus —

party bus.

BUS HORN TOOTS

SMASH!

SCREECH!

She's in hospital.

In intensive care.

OK, well, we'll go there, then.

I can't.

Sweetheart, why not?

Oh, f*ck. I just can't. (SOBS)

'GOODNIGHT KIWI' MUSIC PLAYS

MONITOR FLATLINES

BEEPING STOPS

'GOODNIGHT KIWI' MUSIC CONTINUES

(SOBS)

(WAILS)