04x10 - The King, The King's to Blame

[bunniefuu]

What have I ever done
that was worth anything?

Makes you weigh things up
— the jobs, the risks.

It's what you've
always been good at.

What if I don't have the
stomach for it any more?

There are gonna be more grandkids,
and I wanna see them grow up, not
from inside. I wanna be there.

We're all very excited
down at the bank.

It's a piddly little branch
in the arse-end of nowhere.

But a bit of cash does come through
— all sitting in lloyd's branch.
k's worth, give or take.

DOOR SLAMS

There's still the safe, but
I figured that's no biggie.

You want me to help you?

Unless you're getting too old.

All that fabulous cash.

We'll have to case the job.

We can do that. Can
you get in there?

Don't bother. The job's
bullshit from 'go' to 'whoa'.

Cos you want the job for yourself.

SHOUTS: Shut your f*cking mouth!

See ya, love.

DOOR SLAMS

FUNKY MUSIC

♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do.

♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do. ♪

Armed police! Stay where you are!

Get your hands on your head now!

Stay where you are! Get down!

Get down on the floor now!

Get your hands on your
head! Do it! Do it!

Get your hands on
your head. Don't move.

HELLO SAILOR'S 'GUTTER BLACK'

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.'

♪ My luck in the gutter black.

♪ I guess I'm running back...

♪ ...To you.

♪ You in my brain.
You in my heart. ♪

BUZZER SOUNDS

BUZZER SOUNDS

GATE CLANGS SHUT

Thanks for coming. Finally.

Consider yourself lucky.

Sometimes, luck
has nothing to do with it.

Unlucky you got caught. Don't you
try it. Don't you start that
bullshit.

You swore to me. You swore to
me you were over that sh*t!
I am.

Well, look around you. Look
at where the f*ck you are.

I am.

I trusted you.

I know.

BOTH: Happy birthday, Kase!

Is it?
Oh, for Christ's sake.

You said it was your birthday.

Yeah, but how can it be happy?

That is why we're saying it — so
that you don't feel all alone and
single and tragic on your birthday,

cos I know you're in your s.
You're probably thinking that every
birthday

just makes you more
old and still single.

OK. OK. Should we go now? Yeah?

I still don't see why I can't look
after janey. I've looked after her
before.

Yeah, well, last time you did, she
ended up in the company of a raving
psycho.

She came back, didn't she?

Wolf is Jane's grandfather.
Of course she should spend
time with him.

You've changed your
tune — about him.

Yeah, what did happen to dad
being the scum of the earth?

It's Kasey's birthday, and I need a
night out is what happened. So some
on. We going or what?

Yeah.

You know what grandma's gonna do
now? Hey? She's gonna go get pissed.

Daddy! You can't say the word
'pissed' in front of her. It
sets a bad example.

And less of the grandma
too, all right, grandpa?

Um, look, she's started making that
weird noise that Loretta used to
make when she needs changing.

All right. Well, when she starts to
make that noise then I'll change
her.

And, uh, if she sicks up, there's—

Yeah, it's cool, Cheryl. I know what
to do if a baby throws up. Now go.

You sure you're gonna be all right?
Go. Get pissed.

Dad!

Go cheer Kasey up. Hey,
happy birthday, by the way.

Sure you're OK here by yourself?

I'll be fine. Piss off, the lot of
you. Janey and I have a very busy
evening planned, don't we?

[ And don't let this
lot get you too drunk.

I think I'll hold my own.
(CHUCKLES) Hey, happy birthday.

FLATLY: Wow. Thanks.
You shouldn't have.

Just saw it and thought of you.

Hey, look. The thing is—

The thing is, the more the
merrier. So yay for Sheree!

Is there a problem here?

No, the problem is the taxi's
waiting and we don't have drinks
in our hands.

Cool. See you, babe.

Have a good one. (COOS) The next
time you see this lot, they'll be
dribbling more than you.

Now, look. I've got my mobile.

Piss off, Grandma.
Dad! Language.

Oh, f*ck. Sorry.

See you, Grandpa.

OK. I'm off now.
Peace out, Dr J.

See ya, Wayne.

Munter?
Yes, boss?

Don't call me boss.

Fair enough.

You know, up till now, I've been
pretty cool about you crashing a
few days, right?

Yeah, you've been
awesomely tolerant.

Did you pick up on the, uh,
'up till now' bit of that?

Ah, we were kinda letting it slide.

Yeah. I'm still not sure why you're
living here when you've got a home
to go to.

Oh, Wayne. You're just jealous
cos you can't go there any more.

No, Van. I'm wondering what I did to
deserve both you clowns infesting my
office.

Well, I've gotta be
here for my boy, man.

Word.
Yeah.

OK. It's just that for my sins,
I have a lawn-bowls club coming
in tomorrow morning

so I can appraise their security.
And rather than them asking what's
that funny smell in my office—

You want us to smoke
in the corridor?

Somewhere else entirely.

I hear you, J-lo, but where
else have we got to go?

The Rusty Nail?
No. Can't go there.

You can smoke in the
car park like always.

Can't go there. Not tonight.

Have you been banned again?

No. There's this thing
there — this big thing.

It's Kasey's birthday,
all right? All right?

She's hitting the piss
with Cheryl and the girls.

Mum gave me the heads up.

All right. OK. I get it.

Are you having an idea, Mr Judd?

Unfortunately, Munter, I think I am.

I'll leave as soon
as the others arrive.

Why?

Because it's a girls' night
out, and I'm not a girl.

But you're with me, and
there will be serious drinks.

And I can't drink, so you
may as well drink for me.

You mean that?
Totally.

(GASPS) Guys!

Happy birthday! (QUIETLY)
God, what is she doing here?

OK. Drinks! We are
so getting wasted.
Well, except me.

It's my birthday!
We're getting wasted.

Except I can't. Cos me and Lloyd—

What?

We're pregnant!

ALL SCREAM

Fantastic!

Oh, good one.

That is so beautiful.

I know, cos I had so given up hope
on true love and happiness and ever
having a man and a family,

and just thinking, like, I would
grow old and die alone. (LAUGHS)

Oh, sh*t.

She's a bit along, but
she's still a bit queasy.

Pregnant. Go Lloyd.

Forget all that other sh*t.
How could you do that to people
we know and care about?

I didn't.
One of our rules was we don't
f*ck over people we're close to.

Are you not listening to
me? I didn't f*cking do it!

What, cos you're all 'Mr straight
and f*cking narrow' now?

No, because I'm not that f*cking
stupid! I rob that bank, it takes
the cops about two seconds

to connect Lloyd to me.

What? So you and your tools of the
trade just happened to be there on
the night?

Yeah.
Piss off!

I was set-up.

And Wolf cries wolf.

I was set-up!

Yeah? By who?

♪ You threw it all away.♪

Hi, guys.

ALL: Hi.

It's beautiful. Thank you.

My pleasure.

What are you doing here?

It's Kasey's birthday.
I was invited.

Yeah. We didn't think you'd come.

Happy birthday.

This is for me?
Yeah.

So, who's up for a
very big night then?

ALL: Yeah!

READS: 'Oranges Are
Not The Only Fruit'.

Nah, I haven't read this one.

Trust me. It's right up your alley.

It's a great title. You know, cos
there's lots of fruit other than
oranges.

Yes, there are. I'll get some more
drinks. How about sh*ts all round?

Really?
Mm-hm.

No, I'll get them. My shout.
sh*ts all round, right?
OK.

My shout, cos it's kind
of a double celebration.

Kasey's birthday, and wolf
and I sold the house.

What? The one you just bought?

Yeah. It was a money pit
causing us all sorts of grief,

so Wolf finally came to his
senses and agreed to flick it.

Oh, good on him.

Took me ages to talk him round,
though. You know how stubborn he
can be, Cheryl.

Yah, but he knows what he wants.
That's not always a bad thing,
is it?

No. So, I'll get those drinks.

Were you being nice
about Dad just then?
No.

What the heck is going
on between you two?
Nothing.

Are you going back to him?
No!

You are being nicer to him and about
him than you have been for, like,
years. Years and years.

No, I'm not. f*ck, I'm still
really mad at him about Jethro.

He made you smile before.
No, he didn't.

You're so going back to him.

No, I'm not. And, more importantly,
what the f*ck is going on between
you and Sheree's bloody brother?

Ooh.

Well, that depends.
What did she tell you?

She told me nothing.

Oh. So who did?
Wolf did.

My, my. Aren't you
two on speaking terms.

Mother and father. Believe it
or not, we do actually discuss
our kids.

Yeah. You are so, so
going back to him.

f*ck you. I need a cigarette.
Come on, Kase.

So, this boyfriend.
He's the problem, is he?

Not according to him.

Thanks for seeing me.

Can't wait to hear
what you've got to say.

It wasn't me.

WOLF: It was somebody.

sh*t.

Armed police! Get your
hands on your head now!

Stay where you are.
Get down!

Get down on the floor now! ]

Put your hands on your head! ]

Do it! ]

Mate, I swear. I didn't
know till after.

After what?

After I heard you'd been arrested.

Apparently, a whole bunch of money
got stolen, and I got done for
breaking and entering.

So I heard.

There's a lot of people asking me a
lot of questions about that money,
and I don't know what to tell them,

because I haven't got any f*cking
idea what they're talking about,
do I?!

Yeah. Well, neither do I, in case
you feel like telling them I do.

Not really my style.

Isn't it? Not what I've
been led to believe.

Yeah, you've been led, all right.

There was a plan, OK?

But you weren't in it —
not as far as I knew.

Is that right?

ALL: sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS)

Go you!

Girls up, boys down.
Hear that!

Yeah. Who needs boy sh*t?

Oh. No, no, no. When they say boys,
they don't mean you, honey. Muah.

ALL LAUGH
If you say so.

God, it's good to be
free for a night, though.

Free from what?

Oh, you know...

Cheryl, you know.

No f*cking idea, Sheree.

I mean, Wolf is great, right? But he
kinda takes up your head space, eh?

You know what I mean, right? Like,
when he's with you, you just have
no f*cking say in the matter.

It's just, like, 'This is the way
things are, and forget about it.'

I mean, I love him. I do. But tell
me he didn't piss you off the way
he pisses me off.

(LAUGHS) Choice! Smackdown time.

Ignore my drunk sister.

If you're pissed off with wolf,
sheree, welcome to the club.

Actually, I've got a shitter of
a headache. I might grab baby Jane
and head on home.

No!

Come on, Cheryl. Girls' night out!
[ Come on, mum.

[ Rachelle: no, stay! We're
in for the long haul.

No. No, no.
OK. OK. I say,... More sh*ts!

ALL: Yeah!

Whoo!

Nice pad, Mr J.

Thanks, Munter.

Yeah, we've been wondering
what your new place is like.

You know, since you
moved out of our place.

Now we get to find out, eh. Choice!

Stupid question, but do
you guys want a beer?

Only if you have one, Mr Judd.

Twist my arm, bro. (LAUGHS)

Hey, Mr Wayne, this
room back here... ]

Which room is that, munter?

This empty one back here. ]

The spare room? Do you guys
want a lager or a draught?

Oh, beer's good for me, bro.

When you say 'spare',
how spare is that?

Was that a lager you wanted?

Yeah, good for me. So, um,
this empty room back there...

So that's lagers all round.

No staying power, eh?

Way it goes.

Or don't you trust me?

Don't start.

She's on her back — plunket
approved — sleeping like an angel.

Well, I'm glad someone is.

Do you want a drink?

Hear you flicked your house.

Didn't actually lose too much.

Good job.

And I flicked the galleria as well.

What did Falani say?

Not much. He's in bloody Samoa. ]

Yeah, but—
What? You want a cut?

No. No, no. sh*t no.

Good. Cos I got bugger all for it.

(CHUCKLES) Wow. Don't you
have a head for business (!)

That was always your
department, love.

So, you want that drink?

Um, yeah. Go on.

I f*cking believed you.

It was true.

Every word I said.

So, what are you gonna
do with all this money?

Got one or two ideas.

If you tell me, will I end
up on conspiracy charges?

Oi.

I'm going into business.

Please don't say women's undies.

Earth-moving.

(LAUGHS)

Sorry. I just... (CHUCKLES) I just
don't see you driving diggers.

I'm not gonna drive the bloody
things, woman. I've bought the
company. I'm gonna manage it.

I've got work lined up
for the next year.

How in hell did you
find a digger company?

Gary.
Right.

Going cheap. He needed some ready
cash. Something to do with the ird.

Ah.

So, that's the plan.

Your grand-f*cking-plan. Can't
believe I almost fell for that sh*t.

Not sh*t, Cheryl.

f*cking straight-up — every word.

And not something I'd blow on
the world's worst bank job.

Someone walked away
with a shitload of cash.

It wasn't me, was it?

It was someone close to me.

Very close.

God, this is so shitty.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

I am doing my best to get you a
lawyer — when I can find one who'll
call me back.

Whatever you can do.

I am trying.
Sure you are (!)

How are you, babe? You OK?

All right.

The money from the
house came through.

But don't worry. I'll look
after it until you get out.

That'd be good.

Nicky is really pissed off,
eh, with what happened.

He's gutted about the way things
went when he came to see you.

Honey, he swears he had
nothing to do with it.

And I believe him, because
he would not do that to me.

Yeah, well, it's just great
to have your support(!)

Always, babe.

You want another drink?

Yeah. Sure.

So, what does Sheree reckon about
you being 'Mr Respectable small
businessman' then?

She wasn't that keen, was she?

She'll get used to the idea.

Or she won't.

What does that mean?

She's her own woman.

SLOW JAZZ PLAYS

What's this music, Wayne?

Jazz, Van.

Hmm... Got any proper music?

No.

(GASPS) Maybe we
should go down there.

Where?

The Rusty. Just say
happy birthday and leave.

Minus our balls, man.

You do realise that by now, the
rusty nail's full of drunk women who
hate all men, not just you, right?

OK.

What if I sent her a
'happy birthday' text?

Much better idea.

Worst idea you've ever had.
Why?

Because the message that you send
here is not going to be the message
that they get there.

Is this your d*ck-arse theory about
how the americans read all our
texts, Van?

No. But they do. Happens
to me all the time.

DOOR BUZZES

Hey, Dad.
Van.

How's it going?

You tell me.

Not very good seeing
as you're inside.

You wanna talk to me about that?

OK. Yeah, sure.

Something you wanna say to me?

Well, it must be a bummer. Um...

You wanna tell me why you did it?

Did what?
What you did.

When?
When do you think?

Well, I don't know.
The night I ended up in
here, you f*cking ret*rd!

I don't know.

I was out of it, man.
Totally f*cking out of it.

JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

BOTH LAUGH

If I hadn't been there, you
would've thrown loretta into
the paint-spinning thing.

The easter show is hard enough for
any parent, let alone a -year-old
Loretta.

CELLPHONE RINGS

Oh, I should get this.

Search party?
Yeah, something like that.

Hey.
How's the piss-up going?

Oh, it's going. You know.

Can you talk?

Yeah, sure. What's up?

Munter wants to send kasey a happy
birthday text. Good idea or not?

Mm... I'd go with not. She's
not in a good space right now.

Where are you?
Why?

It's awful quiet for
a pub. Are you at home?

Uh, you want me to
freshen that drink?

Are you with him?

I'm picking up jane.

Right.

I'll leave you to it, then.

BOTH GIGGLE

(COUGHS) Man.

Hand it over.

Whoo!

Yeah! ]

OK, bye.

Time for one more?

So much for 'ready now'.
There are delays.

So you're OK to leave her here?

Oh, makes no sense to wake her.

I'll pick her up in the morning, eh?

Whenever you're ready.

So do you think Loretta's ever gonna
wake up to the fact that she's got a
kid?

You know I think that boat has not
only sailed, it hit the bloody ice
berg and sank.

Got other things on her
mind now, that girl.

Oh, he's your mate, isn't he?

He's your, um, future
brother-in-law.

I wouldn't go that far. Besides,
one family is more than enough.

You sure that's what you've got?

No. But I'm working on it.

By making the earth move.

It's a change. That's a start.

It's a big change for a guy
who said he couldn't change.

Jesus Christ, how f*cking
sappy do you want me to be?

What else have you got?

My family's kind of a package
deal. I want the lot.

You make us sound like
a trip to the gold coast.

I want things the way they used
to be. I want you. You want me to
f*cking beg for it, I'll beg for it.

Begging's not your style.

I'm serious, Cheryl.
Whatever it takes.

This— this 'way things used to be'—

Oh, I'm over that sh*t, all right?

You won. I lost my ticker. Call it
what you want. It not in me any
more, I know that.

End of f*cking story.

The way things used
to be is you and me.

I don't think sheree would
be that keen on the idea.

Sheree doesn't matter.
Not when it's you and me.

'You and me.' can
you stop saying that?

I don't know. It sounds
pretty good to me.

You... Me...

Me... You.

Yeah, all right. I get
your bloody point.

You know, there is still
the small matter of my son.

Who I miss. A lot.

I can sort Jethro.

If that's what it takes.

CAR HORN TOOTS

Just in the nick of time, eh?

Maybe.

Over to you.

Is it?

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll bet you.

♪ It's closing time.

♪ Yeah, I close my eyes.

♪ Wonder where the night has gone.

♪ My dear. ♪

CAR HORN TOOTS
Yeah, yeah, keep
your f*cking hair on.

(CHUCKLES)

LOUD ROCK MUSIC, CHEERING

Go baby!

CHEERING

Hi!

Don't look at me. I didn't start it.

Yo, Cheryl. Come dance!

I thought you were getting the baby?

Oh no! She forgot the baby.

MUSIC STOPS

Oh!
What happened to the Rusty Nail?

We felt like dancing.

What's wrong with dancing there?

No, they didn't like our dancing.

LOUD ROCK MUSIC, CHEERING

You're kidding? Loretta was
dancing on the table?

She is so much nicer than you
think when she lets her hair down.

Yeah, but she peaked a bit early.

God, sometimes it really sucks being
the only person in this family with
any caregiving skills.

The only good thing about this is
knowing how sh*t you're gonna feel
tomorrow.

Bye.

OMINOUS MUSIC

So, you went to get the baby,
but you didn't get the baby?

I'm never gonna have a baby.
I'm gonna be lonely and barren
and die alone.

Oh, no, no. No, you're not.

In a way, we all die alone.

And if I can find love and another
baby, then you can and you will.

But I don't want just anyone.

Oh, Lloydie isn't just anyone.

Alone, together, I don't really
care, as long as — can you take
it somewhere else?

Oh, come on Cheryl. This is probably
the worstest birthday in all of
Kasey's life.

The least you can do
is show her some love.

Love — I had it and I lost it.

Shh. You don't want
munter. You don't.

No.

So here you are back
at home with no baby.
That's right.

So, you bail on us at the pub
and now you want us to f*ck off?

Happy f*cking birthday, Kasey.

I had a headache.

Which hasn't gone, by the way.

You didn't break any land speed
records getting back to have a
night, did you, Cheryl?

Had to go and check on Jane.

You check on your ex-husband too?

Since they were under the same roof,
I didn't have a hell of a lot of
choice.

You'd take any f*cking excuse
to get cosy with him.

You should go home.
You're way pissed.

I know what your game is.

I'm so f*cking on to you.

My game is, get the hell
out of my house, Sheree.

You want him, don't you?
You want him back.

My game now is get the f*ck out of
my house, you cheap slag, before I
throw you the f*ck out.

Do it.
Mum, that's not entirely nice.

You don't even f*cking deny it,
do you? Sniffing around like
a bitch on heat.

You have no idea, do you?
No idea about what?

No, shh, shh.

No idea about what, Cheryl?

It's got nothing to do with me.

Bullshit.

If you want to stay with
wolf, it's your business.

SMASH!
Yes!

Ah, f*ck!

[ Oh my god!

[ Go on, Cheryl, give her one!

(SQUEALS)

Ooh!

Oh, that stupid girl.

Mum! ]
Oh wow!

Finish her!
(YELLS)

This is so great.

(LAUGHS)

Get her, Cheryl.

Come on, get back on top.

(YELLS)

Whoo!

SMASH!
(YELLS)

Mum, give it up.

(GROANS)

Someone get her out of my home.

You'd better go. You can
drive her. You're not pissed.

No.
OK, come on, Sheree.

Good girl.

At least my birthday
wasn't totally sh*t.

I'm with you on that.

(CACKLES)

(LAUGHS)

KNOCK AT DOOR
Mum? ]

Yeah, Pascalle?

I thought you might
wanna know that— ]

Come in, Pascalle.

Kasey's passed out on the couch.
Should I kick her out, too?

No, no. Leave her there.
Rochelle and Lloyd still here?

No, they've taken Sheree home.
Good for them.

Well, they didn't want
to. I made them.

Something you wanna say, Pascalle?

Are you and dad getting
back together?

I'll give him one
thing — he's got timing.

I don't get you.

I don't get how he picks now to
starting turning into the man
I always wanted him to be.

Well, what's wrong with now,
as opposed to any other time?

Good question.

When did you start getting
all wise and everything?

No, I always have been. You
guys are just catching up.

No.

I mean, most of the time I think no.

And then sometimes... Sometimes
I think he's doing it all for me.

Well then he probably is.

But what's the catch?

You know, this is Wolf and there's
always a f*cking catch. So where is
it, eh? Cos I know it's there.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Man,
you kicked Sheree's arse.

Yes.

Yes, I did.

So what's the catch? You say you
were trying not to pull anything.

I wasn't.

I still don't get it.

OK.

I'm not bullshitting you. I don't
know what you're talking about.

Look, son, I know
it wasn't your idea.

All I want is to know.

Know what?

Who told you to come?

When?

That night.

Hey. I can guess.

But I wanna hear it. I need to hear
it from your lips. Did she send you?

Did who send me where?

KNOCK AT DOOR

Guess who forgot her key.

It's all f*cked up, Dad.
What is?

Loretta. She's out of control, man.
I don't know what to f*cking do.

What's she done?

Oh, she comes to me all freaky and
intent about how you f*cked her over

and I've gotta help her
with some job because you—

Whoa, whoa. She's
still doing the job?

Yeah, man. Tonight. ]

Munts and I, we were chilling out
and next thing she's on the phone

telling me that I've gotta help her
with this job because these guys
that she's in with

are gonna mess her up cos
she's f*cked up her part.

What did she ask you to do?

Something about
loading some coins...

into a truck or something. I don't
know. She said it'd be real easy.

Where is she?
I was meant to meet her in Swanson.

Should I go to make sure she's OK?

No, you stay here.
Look after the baby.

What?

Jane. She's upstairs.
Do not leave her.

OK.

I was the f*cking decoy.

Eh?
Decoy.

What, like a duck?

sh*t.

WHISPERS: Loretta?

Where the f*ck are you?

♪ Fairy tales. ♪

Loretta?

♪ Will do for the night, yeah.

♪ Till the morning comes.

♪ It's all been lies, yeah. ♪

Police! Stay where you are!

♪ So leave me in the middle. ♪

Get down on the floor now! ]

♪ And lay for a while, yeah. ♪

WOLF: You were the decoy.

VAN: What decoy?

And I was the decoy.

♪ ...Horizon lines, yeah. ♪

Dad, I'm confused.

Did you take the money or not?

There was no money there.

Did you get it on the RT?
Nah.

You'll have to turn around.

Why? What's up?

A guy got caught on the premises
of WSB. Attempted robbery.
sh*t.

Well, good news — you don't
have to go there no more.

Don't do anything stupid. Don't
touch anything. Get out of the
van, both of you, now.

Down.

Eyes down!

Come on.

TYRES SQUEAL

Sorry.

Why?

For calling you a ret*rd.

Hey. The only ret*rd here is me.

Yeah.

OK.

So what were you doing that
night — Kasey's birthday night.

Um... We were at Judd's new place.

JAZZ MUSIC

Yeah, right.
Nah, it's true.

I'll believe you.

It was a sh*t night, anyway, man. We
had to listen to Wayne's gay jazz.

Hey. Whatever happened, happened.

You're not to blame.

Yeah?

Yeah.

(WHIMPERS)

Hey, Sheree.

Van.

What are you doing here?

Um, babysitting.

I thought that was Wolf's job.

He had to go out. Family stuff.

f*cking course it was.

Ohh! Angry.

Yeah. f*ck, yeah.

You know, you're the only one in
your whole f*cked up family that
ever got me.

Yeah?

You think?

I mean... (SIGHS)

What?
Oh, nothing.

What?

Well, no, it's j— (SIGHS)

just, uh... Well, I think
you're really hot.

But...

you know.

No.

We can't do anything about that.

Why not?

Cos you're Dad's missus.

Well, he is a prick.

So why should I give a f*ck?

If you say so.

Do you wanna f*ck me, Van?

We're all good, babe.
LORETTA: Love your work.

Love yours. You came
through on the diversion.

Yeah, we're gonna have
to talk about that.

But later.

All good.

BOTH LAUGH

Oh, sh...

So, did you have fun?

There were... Complications,
but nothing I couldn't handle.

Maybe you're more like
van than you wanna think.

sh*t, you're funny.

As long as you enjoyed your
payback. That's all I live for.

Ooh, in more ways than you
can believe, little sis.

(GASPS)

[ Well, as long as you had fun.

Didn't you?

It had to be done.

[ So, what are you gonna do now?

Disappear.
Why? He's gone.

Yeah, but I still have,
uh, outstanding issues.

There's nothing here
for me any more.

Over to you.
Oh, Mr Mysterious.

Up yours.

Nice working with you.

Yeah, you too.

Loretta and Jethro.

No.

They wouldn't.

It's what we made.

Whatever we set out to do...

this is how it turned out.

She didn't.

She wouldn't.

He...

wouldn't.

Did you frame him?

Sorry?
Did you frame your father?

That depends, Mum. How would
you like me to answer that?

Oh!

sh*t.

He did get to you.

I don't know what's going on in that
twisted little head of yours, but
you just crossed a f*cking line.

He deserved it.
You framed your father
for bank robbery.

He was in a bank. He got arrested.
Doesn't that about say it all?

Where is Jethro?

Don't know. Buggered off again.

You must know where he is.
Nope.

How have you been talking to him?

Uh, little thing called
the internet, Mum.

His idea or yours?

Does it matter?
His or yours?!

He started it.
You went along with it?

Obviously. He had it coming, mum.
Don't pretend you don't agree.

Bullshit. Don't you
give me that bullshit.

What he did to Jethro.

What he did to me. The way he was
worming his way back into your
pants!

Shut up!
We did it for you.

You don't do anything
that isn't about you.

We were getting in there before
he dragged you down again.

You sent your father to prison!

Well, he's used to it!

Oh!

sh*t, Mum.

Where's the f*cking gratitude?

He didn't do it.

He'd changed.

(SCOFFS)

Oh my God.

Would you listen to yourself?

Can you listen to how you've
fallen for his bullshit?

He's never gonna change, mum.
Never in a f*cking million years.

How can you stand there and defend
him after all the sh*t he's put your
through?

'Changed' my arse.

So you and Jethro thought you'd
put him in prison, did you?

We thought he's had it coming.

And one day, mum, you are
gonna wake up and thank us.

And now he's gone and I'm not
shedding any tears over it.

When you next communicate with
Jethro, you give him a message
from me.

Sure.

Tell him not to come back.

Tell him he's no longer a member of
this family. And same goes for you.

You're f*cking dead
to me. Both of you.

Don't you ever come
into my house again.

Time's up. ]

I'll see you.

Yeah.

See you.

DOOR BUZZES

DOOR BUZZES

HELLO SAILOR'S
'GUTTER BLACK' PLAYS

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.'

MUSIC CONTINUES