03x17 - Episode 17

[bunniefuu]

Would you look at this?

Would you look at this?
Would you look at this?

Would you look at this?
Would you look at this?
Would you please hurry it up?

Would you look at this?
Would you please hurry it up?
Please, one at a time!

Would you please hurry it up?
Please, one at a time!
I'm not superhuman.

Please, one at a time!
I'm not superhuman.
Just a hot-dog vendor.

I'm not superhuman.
Just a hot-dog vendor.
Yeah, yeah -- come on.

Just a hot-dog vendor.
Yeah, yeah -- come on.
My lunch is almost over.

Yeah, yeah -- come on.
My lunch is almost over.
Please, I can only work so

My lunch is almost over.
Please, I can only work so
fast.

Please, I can only work so
fast.
My hand doesn't open and close

Fast.
My hand doesn't open and close
so good anymore.

My hand doesn't open and close
so good anymore.
I sure wish the flying pig

So good anymore.
I sure wish the flying pig
was here, eh?

I sure wish the flying pig
was here, eh?
Yeah!

Was here, eh?
Yeah!
Oink, oink.

Yeah!
Oink, oink.
Hello, everybody!

Oink, oink.
Hello, everybody!
Wheeeeeee!

Hello, everybody!
Wheeeeeee!
Wow!

Wheeeeeee!
Wow!
What a lineup.

Wow!
What a lineup.
But don't worry about it.

What a lineup.
But don't worry about it.
Look at me!

But don't worry about it.
Look at me!
Hey, hey, hey!

Look at me!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hee hee hee!

Hey, hey, hey!
Hee hee hee!
Ooh! Wo-o-o-w!

Hee hee hee!
Ooh! Wo-o-o-w!
Oh, I see the line is thinning

Ooh! Wo-o-o-w!
Oh, I see the line is thinning
out a bit.

Oh, I see the line is thinning
out a bit.
Well, I guess my work is done

Out a bit.
Well, I guess my work is done
here.

Well, I guess my work is done
here.
Bye!

Here.
Bye!
Hmm?

Bye!
Hmm?
The flying pig.

Hmm?
The flying pig.
He entertains people at bank

The flying pig.
He entertains people at bank
machines and other of life's

He entertains people at bank
machines and other of life's
many lineups.

Machines and other of life's
many lineups.
Well, he used to.

Many lineups.
Well, he used to.
He d*ed.

Well, he used to.
He d*ed.
Oh, that's sad.

He d*ed.
Oh, that's sad.
How did he die?

Oh, that's sad.
How did he die?
Car crash.

How did he die?
Car crash.
Drunken teenager.

Car crash.
Drunken teenager.
No, heart att*ck.

Drunken teenager.
No, heart att*ck.
I heard it was aids.

No, heart att*ck.
I heard it was aids.
Nope, blew out his heart

I heard it was aids.
Nope, blew out his heart
valve frolicking.

Nope, blew out his heart
valve frolicking.
No, you're all wrong.

Valve frolicking.
No, you're all wrong.
He hit some wires.

No, you're all wrong.
He hit some wires.
Fried to death.

He hit some wires.
Fried to death.
Ehh, ehh, ooh, ahh, oh!

Fried to death.
Ehh, ehh, ooh, ahh, oh!
Hey!

Ehh, ehh, ooh, ahh, oh!
Hey!
Look, there's the flying pig

Hey!
Look, there's the flying pig
there!

Look, there's the flying pig
there!
What?

There!
What?
Huh?

What?
Huh?
Huh?

Huh?
Huh?
Hey, everybody!

Huh?
Hey, everybody!
Wow, what a lineup.

Hey, everybody!
Wow, what a lineup.
But look at me!

Wow, what a lineup.
But look at me!
No, ma'am.

But look at me!
No, ma'am.
That's not the flying pig.

No, ma'am.
That's not the flying pig.
That's just one of those

That's not the flying pig.
That's just one of those
unshaven, scurvy-ridden,

That's just one of those
unshaven, scurvy-ridden,
quarter-mooching street

Unshaven, scurvy-ridden,
quarter-mooching street
performers!

Quarter-mooching street
performers!
And they're a plague in this

Performers!
And they're a plague in this
city.

And they're a plague in this
city.
Hey, hey, hey.

City.
Hey, hey, hey.
Ow! Ow!

Hey, hey, hey.
Ow! Ow!
Well, I guess my work is done

Ow! Ow!
Well, I guess my work is done
here.

Well, I guess my work is done
here.
Take a hike, creep!

Here.
Take a hike, creep!
Get the hell out of here!

Take a hike, creep!
Get the hell out of here!
Shame!

Get the hell out of here!
Shame!
Get out of here!

Shame!
Get out of here!
Come on!

Get out of here!
Come on!
[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, no one's denying that

Okay, no one's denying that
this could be a very serious

Okay, no one's denying that
this could be a very serious
problem, but what do you say we

This could be a very serious
problem, but what do you say we
just reread the letter 'cause

Problem, but what do you say we
just reread the letter 'cause
maybe we got something wrong in

Just reread the letter 'cause
maybe we got something wrong in
the first reading, okay?

Maybe we got something wrong in
the first reading, okay?
Good idea, bob.

The first reading, okay?
Good idea, bob.
All right.

Good idea, bob.
All right.
Good idea.

All right.
Good idea.
Uh...

Good idea.
Uh...
"Dear mavisville recreation

Uh...
"Dear mavisville recreation
center -- in regards to your

"Dear mavisville recreation
center -- in regards to your
upcoming obedience and breeding

Center -- in regards to your
upcoming obedience and breeding
competition, I would like to

Upcoming obedience and breeding
competition, I would like to
make my application.

Competition, I would like to
make my application.
Sincerely yours,

Make my application.
Sincerely yours,
mrs. Eleanor whitmore and her

Sincerely yours,
mrs. Eleanor whitmore and her
god, spot."

Mrs. Eleanor whitmore and her
god, spot."
It still says "god."

God, spot."
It still says "god."
"Her god, spot."

It still says "god."
"Her god, spot."
You see, I am very worried.

"Her god, spot."
You see, I am very worried.
I know you're worried, but

You see, I am very worried.
I know you're worried, but
it's unfair for you to claim

I know you're worried, but
it's unfair for you to claim
that you're more worried than I

It's unfair for you to claim
that you're more worried than I
am.

That you're more worried than I
am.
I'm more worried than the

Am.
I'm more worried than the
both of you put together.

I'm more worried than the
both of you put together.
Oh, I agree!

Both of you put together.
Oh, I agree!
I'm just saying that I'm more

Oh, I agree!
I'm just saying that I'm more
worried than he is.

I'm just saying that I'm more
worried than he is.
Let's just sum it up.

Worried than he is.
Let's just sum it up.
I'm the most worried, you're

Let's just sum it up.
I'm the most worried, you're
second-most worried, and in last

I'm the most worried, you're
second-most worried, and in last
place is you.

Second-most worried, and in last
place is you.
Oh, for god's sakes.

Place is you.
Oh, for god's sakes.
The point is that we're all

Oh, for god's sakes.
The point is that we're all
worried together.

The point is that we're all
worried together.
Although, on second reading,

Worried together.
Although, on second reading,
I started worrying a little

Although, on second reading,
I started worrying a little
more.

I started worrying a little
more.
Oh, would you give it up, you

More.
Oh, would you give it up, you
big baby!

Oh, would you give it up, you
big baby!
This woman is talking about

Big baby!
This woman is talking about
bringing god to the mavisville

This woman is talking about
bringing god to the mavisville
fair.

Bringing god to the mavisville
fair.
This could ruin the tourist

Fair.
This could ruin the tourist
trade.

This could ruin the tourist
trade.
He's right.

Trade.
He's right.
Mavisville is the toupee capital

He's right.
Mavisville is the toupee capital
of the world.

Mavisville is the toupee capital
of the world.
We have to protect that!

Of the world.
We have to protect that!
I mean, think of it -- every

We have to protect that!
I mean, think of it -- every
summer, hundreds of tourists

I mean, think of it -- every
summer, hundreds of tourists
flock to mavisville to see the

Summer, hundreds of tourists
flock to mavisville to see the
giant toupee in the park.

Flock to mavisville to see the
giant toupee in the park.
Weather permitting.

Giant toupee in the park.
Weather permitting.
Weather permitting.

Weather permitting.
Weather permitting.
Gentlemen, I think we're

Weather permitting.
Gentlemen, I think we're
getting off-topic here.

Gentlemen, I think we're
getting off-topic here.
What really worries me about

Getting off-topic here.
What really worries me about
this little letter is that she

What really worries me about
this little letter is that she
says her god, not the god...

This little letter is that she
says her god, not the god...
Her god.

Says her god, not the god...
Her god.
That means it could be any

Her god.
That means it could be any
sort of god.

That means it could be any
sort of god.
Uh-huh.

Sort of god.
Uh-huh.
It might the god of constant

Uh-huh.
It might the god of constant
rain storms or bad party music.

It might the god of constant
rain storms or bad party music.
Hell, it could be the god of

Rain storms or bad party music.
Hell, it could be the god of
pinkeye!

Hell, it could be the god of
pinkeye!
That's right, gentlemen.

Pinkeye!
That's right, gentlemen.
We could wind up constantly

That's right, gentlemen.
We could wind up constantly
wiping our eyes in a downpour

We could wind up constantly
wiping our eyes in a downpour
while trying to dance to

Wiping our eyes in a downpour
while trying to dance to
leonard cohen music!

While trying to dance to
leonard cohen music!
Of course, we could be

Leonard cohen music!
Of course, we could be
jumping to conclusions.

Of course, we could be
jumping to conclusions.
It could just be a typo.

Jumping to conclusions.
It could just be a typo.
After all, it is a dog show

It could just be a typo.
After all, it is a dog show
we're organizing at the fair.

After all, it is a dog show
we're organizing at the fair.
"Dog."

We're organizing at the fair.
"Dog."
"God."

"Dog."
"God."
They're pretty similar.

"God."
They're pretty similar.
What do you mean, "they're

They're pretty similar.
What do you mean, "they're
similar"?

What do you mean, "they're
similar"?
Dogs and gods are nothing alike.

Similar"?
Dogs and gods are nothing alike.
Dogs are furry little creatures

Dogs and gods are nothing alike.
Dogs are furry little creatures
that live from to years.

Dogs are furry little creatures
that live from to years.
Gods are omnipotent and

That live from to years.
Gods are omnipotent and
immortal.

Gods are omnipotent and
immortal.
How you ever came to that --

Immortal.
How you ever came to that --
no, no, no, no!

How you ever came to that --
no, no, no, no!
You're not listening to me.

No, no, no, no!
You're not listening to me.
I mean they're similar words.

You're not listening to me.
I mean they're similar words.
Even we made a mistake.

I mean they're similar words.
Even we made a mistake.
Oh, yeah, I remember that

Even we made a mistake.
Oh, yeah, I remember that
day.

Oh, yeah, I remember that
day.
Yeah.

Day.
Yeah.
Dog, god.

Yeah.
Dog, god.
Dog, god.

Dog, god.
Dog, god.
Dog, god.

Dog, god.
Dog, god.
God, dog, god.

Dog, god.
God, dog, god.
We can't take the risk,

God, dog, god.
We can't take the risk,
gentlemen.

We can't take the risk,
gentlemen.
No, I'm gonna call up the

Gentlemen.
No, I'm gonna call up the
national guard.

No, I'm gonna call up the
national guard.
We have to have protection in

National guard.
We have to have protection in
this town.

We have to have protection in
this town.
Hey, hang on a second.

This town.
Hey, hang on a second.
Wait a minute.

Hey, hang on a second.
Wait a minute.
If we call up the national guard

Wait a minute.
If we call up the national guard
to protect us from a

If we call up the national guard
to protect us from a
border collie, we're gonna wind

To protect us from a
border collie, we're gonna wind
up looking like -- what was that

Border collie, we're gonna wind
up looking like -- what was that
expression?

Up looking like -- what was that
expression?
Oh, f*cking morons.

Expression?
Oh, f*cking morons.
f*cking morons.

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]
what?

[ Laughing ]
what?
She meant "dog."

What?
She meant "dog."
It's a dog show, not a god show.

She meant "dog."
It's a dog show, not a god show.
No one names their god "spot."

It's a dog show, not a god show.
No one names their god "spot."
Oh, yeah!

No one names their god "spot."
Oh, yeah!
She meant "dog."

Oh, yeah!
She meant "dog."
Yeah.

She meant "dog."
Yeah.
Dog.

Yeah.
Dog.
"Dog," not "god."

Dog.
"Dog," not "god."
Dog!

"Dog," not "god."
Dog!
You're right.

Dog!
You're right.
She meant "dog."

You're right.
She meant "dog."
That was pretty silly, wasn't

She meant "dog."
That was pretty silly, wasn't
it?

That was pretty silly, wasn't
it?
You know, six months from

It?
You know, six months from
now, we're still gonna be

You know, six months from
now, we're still gonna be
laughing at this one.

Now, we're still gonna be
laughing at this one.
[Chanting] oh, spot!

Laughing at this one.
[Chanting] oh, spot!
Oh, spot!

[Chanting] oh, spot!
Oh, spot!
Oh, spot!

Oh, spot!
Oh, spot!
Boy, what a difference six

Oh, spot!
Boy, what a difference six
months makes, huh?

Boy, what a difference six
months makes, huh?
Oh, yeah.

Months makes, huh?
Oh, yeah.
Quite dramatic.

Oh, yeah.
Quite dramatic.
Oh, yeah.

Quite dramatic.
Oh, yeah.
Pretty damn dramatic.

Oh, yeah.
Pretty damn dramatic.
Yeah.

Pretty damn dramatic.
Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]

♪ Darcy ♪

♪ Darcy ♪
♪ darcy ♪

♪ Darcy ♪
♪ darcy ♪
♪ darcy pennell ♪

♪ Darcy ♪
♪ darcy pennell ♪
♪ she makes the whole city

♪ Darcy pennell ♪
♪ she makes the whole city
feel real swell ♪

♪ She makes the whole city
feel real swell ♪
♪ darcy ♪

Feel real swell ♪
♪ darcy ♪
♪ darcy ♪

♪ Darcy ♪
♪ darcy ♪
♪ darcy pennell ♪

♪ Darcy ♪
♪ darcy pennell ♪
♪ she makes your life a lot less

♪ Darcy pennell ♪
♪ she makes your life a lot less
hell ♪

♪ She makes your life a lot less
hell ♪
♪ darcy! ♪

Hell ♪
♪ darcy! ♪
Hi, and welcome to

♪ Darcy! ♪
Hi, and welcome to
"the darcy pennell show."

Hi, and welcome to
"the darcy pennell show."
I'm darcy pennell, and this is

"The darcy pennell show."
I'm darcy pennell, and this is
the show.

I'm darcy pennell, and this is
the show.
I'd like to thank the florida

The show.
I'd like to thank the florida
state prison for women.

I'd like to thank the florida
state prison for women.
If you were watching yesterday,

State prison for women.
If you were watching yesterday,
we were done there with

If you were watching yesterday,
we were done there with
josé eber giving complete

We were done there with
josé eber giving complete
makeovers to all the women on

José eber giving complete
makeovers to all the women on
death row.

Makeovers to all the women on
death row.
Today my guest is foreign film

Death row.
Today my guest is foreign film
star, san francisco fire.

Today my guest is foreign film
star, san francisco fire.
[ Spanish accent ] no, it's

Star, san francisco fire.
[ Spanish accent ] no, it's
francesca fiori.

[ Spanish accent ] no, it's
francesca fiori.
So, fresca floor show, you're

Francesca fiori.
So, fresca floor show, you're
italian.

So, fresca floor show, you're
italian.
No, I was born in uruguay.

Italian.
No, I was born in uruguay.
Ah, you're uruguayan.

No, I was born in uruguay.
Ah, you're uruguayan.
No, my mother, she was from

Ah, you're uruguayan.
No, my mother, she was from
brazil.

No, my mother, she was from
brazil.
So you're brazilian.

Brazil.
So you're brazilian.
No, my passport says

So you're brazilian.
No, my passport says
"norway."

No, my passport says
"norway."
So, you're irish.

"Norway."
So, you're irish.
Yes.

So, you're irish.
Yes.
Well, let's talk about your

Yes.
Well, let's talk about your
new movie, "senorita sete."

Well, let's talk about your
new movie, "senorita sete."
Ah, yes, well, darcy, it's

New movie, "senorita sete."
Ah, yes, well, darcy, it's
movie, huh?

Ah, yes, well, darcy, it's
movie, huh?
And I'm star in movie with my

Movie, huh?
And I'm star in movie with my
former lover and future pimp,

And I'm star in movie with my
former lover and future pimp,
bruno puntz jones.

Former lover and future pimp,
bruno puntz jones.
Oh, I believe he's in the

Bruno puntz jones.
Oh, I believe he's in the
audience today, isn't he?

Oh, I believe he's in the
audience today, isn't he?
I think so.

Audience today, isn't he?
I think so.
Can we get him?

I think so.
Can we get him?
Can we get a sh*t of him?

Can we get him?
Can we get a sh*t of him?
Leave me alone.

Can we get a sh*t of him?
Leave me alone.
You know I don't like the chit

Leave me alone.
You know I don't like the chit
show.

You know I don't like the chit
show.
It's "chat" show, dummkopf.

Show.
It's "chat" show, dummkopf.
Eh, chit, chat, whatever.

It's "chat" show, dummkopf.
Eh, chit, chat, whatever.
Let me play my game.

Eh, chit, chat, whatever.
Let me play my game.
[ g*n cocks ]

Let me play my game.
[ g*n cocks ]
so what's the movie about?

[ g*n cocks ]
so what's the movie about?
Ah, darcy, well, it's about

So what's the movie about?
Ah, darcy, well, it's about
modern woman, eh?

Ah, darcy, well, it's about
modern woman, eh?
And one day she wake up and

Modern woman, eh?
And one day she wake up and
bang -- she have seven set of

And one day she wake up and
bang -- she have seven set of
genital.

Bang -- she have seven set of
genital.
Hmm.

Genital.
Hmm.
Oh, fantastic.

Hmm.
Oh, fantastic.
And what was the hardest

Oh, fantastic.
And what was the hardest
thing about making this movie?

And what was the hardest
thing about making this movie?
Oh, the makeup.

Thing about making this movie?
Oh, the makeup.
I'm in the makeup chair for

Oh, the makeup.
I'm in the makeup chair for
hours every day.

I'm in the makeup chair for
hours every day.
Sounds fascinating.

Hours every day.
Sounds fascinating.
You have a clip to show us?

Sounds fascinating.
You have a clip to show us?
Darcy, what clip, eh?

You have a clip to show us?
Darcy, what clip, eh?
The censor here in canada, she

Darcy, what clip, eh?
The censor here in canada, she
so hard, eh?

The censor here in canada, she
so hard, eh?
She cut so much, the clip is

So hard, eh?
She cut so much, the clip is
about as long as the ad for

She cut so much, the clip is
about as long as the ad for
movie.

About as long as the ad for
movie.
Great!

Movie.
Great!
Let's run the whole thing!

Great!
Let's run the whole thing!
Okay.

Let's run the whole thing!
Okay.
These are just plain glass,

Okay.
These are just plain glass,
but I'm gonna get used to them

These are just plain glass,
but I'm gonna get used to them
while I'm young.

But I'm gonna get used to them
while I'm young.
Oh, what a window.

While I'm young.
Oh, what a window.
"Senhora sete."

Oh, what a window.
"Senhora sete."
It means "miss seven."

"Senhora sete."
It means "miss seven."
Oh, what beautiful colors.

It means "miss seven."
Oh, what beautiful colors.
Ah, yes.

Oh, what beautiful colors.
Ah, yes.
It's the number, eh?

Ah, yes.
It's the number, eh?
Seven, there.

It's the number, eh?
Seven, there.
Oh, it's a beautiful number.

Seven, there.
Oh, it's a beautiful number.
Yes.

Oh, it's a beautiful number.
Yes.
What a wall.

Yes.
What a wall.
Yes. Ah, bruno.

What a wall.
Yes. Ah, bruno.
Ah, bruno, it's you.

[ Speaking spanish ]

[ Chicken clucks ]

[ Laughing diabolically ]

Ay!

Ay!
Oh, darcy, is so depressing, eh?

Ay!
Oh, darcy, is so depressing, eh?
They destroy our movie.

Oh, darcy, is so depressing, eh?
They destroy our movie.
sh**t-sh**t, bang-bang,

They destroy our movie.
sh**t-sh**t, bang-bang,
k*ll-k*ll is fine.

sh**t-sh**t, bang-bang,
k*ll-k*ll is fine.
But show seven genital and

k*ll-k*ll is fine.
But show seven genital and
everybody go crazy.

But show seven genital and
everybody go crazy.
[ g*nsh*t ]

Everybody go crazy.
[ g*nsh*t ]
ay, dios!

[ g*nsh*t ]
ay, dios!
Bruno, he win his game.

Ay, dios!
Bruno, he win his game.
Maybe our luck is change, eh?

Bruno, he win his game.
Maybe our luck is change, eh?
No, no, no, no,

Maybe our luck is change, eh?
No, no, no, no,
francesca fiori.

No, no, no, no,
francesca fiori.
Is only flesh wound.

Francesca fiori.
Is only flesh wound.
Ah, look on bright side.

Is only flesh wound.
Ah, look on bright side.
Maybe it become infect, eh?

Ah, look on bright side.
Maybe it become infect, eh?
Always the optimist, eh?

Maybe it become infect, eh?
Always the optimist, eh?
Let us go to morocco, eh?

Always the optimist, eh?
Let us go to morocco, eh?
Si, francesca.

Let us go to morocco, eh?
Si, francesca.
Ah, bon.

Si, francesca.
Ah, bon.
Well, I'd like to thank my

Ah, bon.
Well, I'd like to thank my
guest, francesca fire hose, and

Well, I'd like to thank my
guest, francesca fire hose, and
my studio audience,

Guest, francesca fire hose, and
my studio audience,
bruno puntz jones.

My studio audience,
bruno puntz jones.
Ciao, darcy.

Bruno puntz jones.
Ciao, darcy.
Chuh.

Ciao, darcy.
Chuh.
Ciao.

Chuh.
Ciao.
Chee.

Ciao.
Chee.
Chew.

Chee.
Chew.
It's "ciao."

Chew.
It's "ciao."
Ching.

It's "ciao."
Ching.
It's "ciao."

Ching.
It's "ciao."
Chee-de-chee-chung.

It's "ciao."
Chee-de-chee-chung.
Is "ciao"!

Chee-de-chee-chung.
Is "ciao"!
Tune in tomorrow.

Is "ciao"!
Tune in tomorrow.
I'll be riding with the

Tune in tomorrow.
I'll be riding with the
hell riders.

I'll be riding with the
hell riders.
♪ Darcy ♪

Hell riders.
♪ Darcy ♪
♪ darcy ♪

♪ Darcy ♪
♪ darcy ♪
♪ darcy pennell ♪

♪ Darcy ♪
♪ darcy pennell ♪
♪ she makes the whole city

♪ Darcy pennell ♪
♪ she makes the whole city
feel real swell ♪

♪ She makes the whole city
feel real swell ♪
[ cheers and applause ]

When is it going to reopen?

When is it going to reopen?
I might die any minute.

When is it going to reopen?
I might die any minute.
I know.

I might die any minute.
I know.
Hey, everybody!

I know.
Hey, everybody!
Look at me!

Hey, everybody!
Look at me!
Lookee, lookee!

Look at me!
Lookee, lookee!
It's a flying pig, dear.

Lookee, lookee!
It's a flying pig, dear.
Is it?

It's a flying pig, dear.
Is it?
No, it isn't.

Is it?
No, it isn't.
Like I said, it's one of those

No, it isn't.
Like I said, it's one of those
scurvy-ridden, quarter-mooching

Like I said, it's one of those
scurvy-ridden, quarter-mooching
street performers.

Scurvy-ridden, quarter-mooching
street performers.
Hey, hey, hey.

Street performers.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hee hee hee!

Hey, hey, hey.
Hee hee hee!
Oh, and he's terrible.

Hee hee hee!
Oh, and he's terrible.
No, no, not there.

Oh, and he's terrible.
No, no, not there.
Right there.

No, no, not there.
Right there.
[ Chuckling ] oh!

Right there.
[ Chuckling ] oh!
Huh?

[ Chuckling ] oh!
Huh?
Hey, everybody!

Huh?
Hey, everybody!
Wow, what a lineup!

Hey, everybody!
Wow, what a lineup!
But look at me!

Wow, what a lineup!
But look at me!
Eh, eh, eh-heh, eh-heh.

But look at me!
Eh, eh, eh-heh, eh-heh.
Is it the flying pig?

Eh, eh, eh-heh, eh-heh.
Is it the flying pig?
Hey, hey, hey!

Is it the flying pig?
Hey, hey, hey!
Wheeee!

Hey, hey, hey!
Wheeee!
That's the flying pig's

Wheeee!
That's the flying pig's
"whee."

That's the flying pig's
"whee."
Well, he frolics like the

"Whee."
Well, he frolics like the
flying pig.

Well, he frolics like the
flying pig.
Hey, hey, hey!

Flying pig.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hee hee hee!

Hey, hey, hey!
Hee hee hee!
No.

Hee hee hee!
No.
It's not the flying pig.

No.
It's not the flying pig.
It's the son of flying pig!

It's not the flying pig.
It's the son of flying pig!
Wheeeeee!

It's the son of flying pig!
Wheeeeee!
[ Laughter ]

Wheeeeee!
[ Laughter ]
whee hee hee hee hee!

[ Laughter ]
whee hee hee hee hee!
[ Laughter continues ]

Whee hee hee hee hee!
[ Laughter continues ]
I see the line is thinning

[ Laughter continues ]
I see the line is thinning
out a bit.

I see the line is thinning
out a bit.
I guess my work is done here.

Out a bit.
I guess my work is done here.
I've gotta go back to school

I guess my work is done here.
I've gotta go back to school
anyway.

I've gotta go back to school
anyway.
I've got a math class.

Anyway.
I've got a math class.
All: bye, son of flying pig!

I've got a math class.
All: bye, son of flying pig!
Bye, everybody.

All: bye, son of flying pig!
Bye, everybody.
Eh, eh, eh.

Bye, everybody.
Eh, eh, eh.
Hey!

Eh, eh, eh.
Hey!
Hey, that's all my money!

Hey!
Hey, that's all my money!
Hey!

Hey, that's all my money!
Hey!
I dropped my money!

Hey!
I dropped my money!
Hey!

I dropped my money!
Hey!
[ Cheers and applause ]

Dear lillian.

Dear lillian.
I'm old now.

Dear lillian.
I'm old now.
But, then, so are you.

I'm old now.
But, then, so are you.
Thank you for that hip advice --

But, then, so are you.
Thank you for that hip advice --
not advice that was cool, but

Thank you for that hip advice --
not advice that was cool, but
advice about my hip.

Not advice that was cool, but
advice about my hip.
I'll be dead soon.

Advice about my hip.
I'll be dead soon.
Your faithful servant,

I'll be dead soon.
Your faithful servant,
tyrone bibbins, esquire.

Your faithful servant,
tyrone bibbins, esquire.
Dear peter.

Tyrone bibbins, esquire.
Dear peter.
Dearest peter, my dear boy, have

Dear peter.
Dearest peter, my dear boy, have
you found that folle sauvage

Dearest peter, my dear boy, have
you found that folle sauvage
terrible that you were looking

You found that folle sauvage
terrible that you were looking
for?

Terrible that you were looking
for?
Thank you for mentioning me on

For?
Thank you for mentioning me on
your talk show.

Thank you for mentioning me on
your talk show.
I'll be dead soon.

Your talk show.
I'll be dead soon.
Your faithful servant,

I'll be dead soon.
Your faithful servant,
tyrone bibbins, esquire.

Your faithful servant,
tyrone bibbins, esquire.
P.s. Thanks for that tiara.

Tyrone bibbins, esquire.
P.s. Thanks for that tiara.
It makes a dandy colander.

P.s. Thanks for that tiara.
It makes a dandy colander.
Dear oak tree.

It makes a dandy colander.
Dear oak tree.
Thank you for shading me all

Dear oak tree.
Thank you for shading me all
these years.

Thank you for shading me all
these years.
You have selflessly given of

These years.
You have selflessly given of
yourself through every season.

You have selflessly given of
yourself through every season.
And I love you.

Yourself through every season.
And I love you.
I'll be dead soon.

And I love you.
I'll be dead soon.
[ Coughs ]

I'll be dead soon.
[ Coughs ]
your faithful servant,

[ Coughs ]
your faithful servant,
tyrone bibbins, esquire.

Your faithful servant,
tyrone bibbins, esquire.
P.s. Good luck to you and your

Tyrone bibbins, esquire.
P.s. Good luck to you and your
people.

P.s. Good luck to you and your
people.
[ Gong rings ]

People.
[ Gong rings ]
yeah?

[ Gong rings ]
yeah?
James.

Yeah?
James.
James, would you post these

James.
James, would you post these
letters for me?

James, would you post these
letters for me?
Who's it to this time?

Letters for me?
Who's it to this time?
The pope?

Who's it to this time?
The pope?
A hedgehog?

The pope?
A hedgehog?
An empty container of yogurt?

A hedgehog?
An empty container of yogurt?
Ahh...

An empty container of yogurt?
Ahh...
Thank you for reminding me.

Ahh...
Thank you for reminding me.
I must remember to write to

Thank you for reminding me.
I must remember to write to
thank that empty container of

I must remember to write to
thank that empty container of
yogurt for being so full of

Thank that empty container of
yogurt for being so full of
yogurt when I met him.

Yogurt for being so full of
yogurt when I met him.
Pony express again?

Yogurt when I met him.
Pony express again?
Yes.

Pony express again?
Yes.
Dear james.

Yes.
Dear james.
Thank you ever so much for

Dear james.
Thank you ever so much for
posting those letters for me.

Thank you ever so much for
posting those letters for me.
[ Sound of horse galloping ]

Posting those letters for me.
[ Sound of horse galloping ]
[ whinnies like horse ]

[ Sound of horse galloping ]
[ whinnies like horse ]
[ cheers and applause ]

[ Rock music plays ]

[ Rock music plays ]
watch it!

[ Rock music plays ]
watch it!
That's how babies happen.

Watch it!
That's how babies happen.
Does anyone mind if I change

That's how babies happen.
Does anyone mind if I change
this music?

Does anyone mind if I change
this music?
[ Music stops ]

This music?
[ Music stops ]
♪ I dreamed I saw joe hill

[ Music stops ]
♪ I dreamed I saw joe hill
last night ♪

♪ I dreamed I saw joe hill
last night ♪
are you out of your mind?

Last night ♪
are you out of your mind?
You don't like this?

Are you out of your mind?
You don't like this?
[ Music stops ]

You don't like this?
[ Music stops ]
hey!

[ Music stops ]
hey!
[ Rock music plays ]

Hey!
[ Rock music plays ]
that's better.

[ Rock music plays ]
that's better.
Thank you.

That's better.
Thank you.
Boo!

Thank you.
Boo!
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

[ Coughs ]

Aw, gee, oh!

Aw, gee, oh!
Sorry, it's cooked.

Aw, gee, oh!
Sorry, it's cooked.
Hey, do you think you could,

Sorry, it's cooked.
Hey, do you think you could,
uh...?

Hey, do you think you could,
uh...?
Would you mind, like, just

Uh...?
Would you mind, like, just
selling me a little of that,

Would you mind, like, just
selling me a little of that,
you think?

Selling me a little of that,
you think?
Uh, you see, we can't.

You think?
Uh, you see, we can't.
It's kind of personal stuff.

Uh, you see, we can't.
It's kind of personal stuff.
Oh, I see.

It's kind of personal stuff.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, but could you sell me,

Oh, I see.
Yeah, but could you sell me,
like, a little?

Yeah, but could you sell me,
like, a little?
I don't know, you know?

Like, a little?
I don't know, you know?
We'd love to, but you see,

I don't know, you know?
We'd love to, but you see,
there's other people in on it,

We'd love to, but you see,
there's other people in on it,
so it's not just us.

There's other people in on it,
so it's not just us.
Maybe just, like, a joint's

So it's not just us.
Maybe just, like, a joint's
worth or something?

Maybe just, like, a joint's
worth or something?
Like, maybe later, okay?

Worth or something?
Like, maybe later, okay?
You could?

Like, maybe later, okay?
You could?
Okay, great.

You could?
Okay, great.
I'm tanya.

Okay, great.
I'm tanya.
Tanya.

I'm tanya.
Tanya.
Yeah, nice meeting you.

Tanya.
Yeah, nice meeting you.
God, it must be love!

Yeah, nice meeting you.
God, it must be love!
Excuse me.

God, it must be love!
Excuse me.
Yeah?

Excuse me.
Yeah?
I was just wondering where

Yeah?
I was just wondering where
you got the champagne?

I was just wondering where
you got the champagne?
Oh, I got it from the little

You got the champagne?
Oh, I got it from the little
fridge -- I'm hiding it.

Oh, I got it from the little
fridge -- I'm hiding it.
Oh, because, you see, that's

Fridge -- I'm hiding it.
Oh, because, you see, that's
mine.

Oh, because, you see, that's
mine.
I was sort of saving that for a

Mine.
I was sort of saving that for a
special occasion.

I was sort of saving that for a
special occasion.
That's why I had it locked in

Special occasion.
That's why I had it locked in
the little bar fridge.

That's why I had it locked in
the little bar fridge.
That fridge was locked?

The little bar fridge.
That fridge was locked?
God, no wonder it was so hard to

That fridge was locked?
God, no wonder it was so hard to
open.

God, no wonder it was so hard to
open.
You see, you took my

Open.
You see, you took my
champagne.

You see, you took my
champagne.
Oh, well, I'm sorry.

Champagne.
Oh, well, I'm sorry.
Do you want it back?

Oh, well, I'm sorry.
Do you want it back?
No, it's half empty now.

Do you want it back?
No, it's half empty now.
Really?

No, it's half empty now.
Really?
I think it's half full.

Really?
I think it's half full.
I guess that makes me an

I think it's half full.
I guess that makes me an
optimist and you a pessimist,

I guess that makes me an
optimist and you a pessimist,
huh?

Optimist and you a pessimist,
huh?
Well, there's beer.

Huh?
Well, there's beer.
Remember, you're sleeping with

Well, there's beer.
Remember, you're sleeping with
everyone he ever slept with.

Remember, you're sleeping with
everyone he ever slept with.
Hi!

Everyone he ever slept with.
Hi!
Here's two bucks.

Hi!
Here's two bucks.
What's this?

Here's two bucks.
What's this?
For the, um, pot.

What's this?
For the, um, pot.
$?

For the, um, pot.
$?
I mean, we told you that

$?
I mean, we told you that
other people are in on it,

I mean, we told you that
other people are in on it,
right?

Other people are in on it,
right?
Yeah, I know, but I just

Right?
Yeah, I know, but I just
thought you could sell like a

Yeah, I know, but I just
thought you could sell like a
joint's worth, you know?

Thought you could sell like a
joint's worth, you know?
Just...

Joint's worth, you know?
Just...
Well...

Just...
Well...
Oh, come on, now.

Well...
Oh, come on, now.
We're all friends.

Oh, come on, now.
We're all friends.
Come on, couldn't you?

We're all friends.
Come on, couldn't you?
Please?

Come on, couldn't you?
Please?
Oh, thanks very much.

Please?
Oh, thanks very much.
You're not gonna smoke it

Oh, thanks very much.
You're not gonna smoke it
now?

You're not gonna smoke it
now?
Oh, no, too many people here.

Now?
Oh, no, too many people here.
But you're my favorite guys!

Oh, no, too many people here.
But you're my favorite guys!
That's great to know.

But you're my favorite guys!
That's great to know.
And the punch line is --

That's great to know.
And the punch line is --
bye, brad.

And the punch line is --
bye, brad.
Thank you for having me for your

Bye, brad.
Thank you for having me for your
party.

Thank you for having me for your
party.
Well, thanks for coming.

Party.
Well, thanks for coming.
Yeah, hope it picks up.

Well, thanks for coming.
Yeah, hope it picks up.
[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, hope it picks up.
[ Chuckles ]
you invited her?

[ Chuckles ]
you invited her?
No, no, no -- she was riding

You invited her?
No, no, no -- she was riding
in front of the house.

No, no, no -- she was riding
in front of the house.
I had to let her in.

In front of the house.
I had to let her in.
Never again.

I had to let her in.
Never again.
Never again.

Never again.
Never again.
Never!

Never again.
Never!
Someone stole my bike!

Never!
Someone stole my bike!
Did you chain it up?

Someone stole my bike!
Did you chain it up?
Yeah, I chained it to your

Did you chain it up?
Yeah, I chained it to your
lawn mower.

Yeah, I chained it to your
lawn mower.
They took that, too.

Lawn mower.
They took that, too.
Someone took my lawn mower?

They took that, too.
Someone took my lawn mower?
Could I use your phone to

Someone took my lawn mower?
Could I use your phone to
call the cops, please?

Could I use your phone to
call the cops, please?
I don't think that's such a

Call the cops, please?
I don't think that's such a
good idea to call the police.

I don't think that's such a
good idea to call the police.
Why?

Good idea to call the police.
Why?
Some freak stole my lawn-boy!

Why?
Some freak stole my lawn-boy!
Yeah, but someone took my

Yeah, but someone took my
bike.
Do you think you could turn down

Bike.
Do you think you could turn down
the fun and make an

Do you think you could turn down
the fun and make an
announcement?

The fun and make an
announcement?
Maybe somebody saw something.

Announcement?
Maybe somebody saw something.
I'm not really the kind of

Maybe somebody saw something.
I'm not really the kind of
guy that makes announcements.

I'm not really the kind of
guy that makes announcements.
But could you?

Guy that makes announcements.
But could you?
I'll tell you what I'll do.

But could you?
I'll tell you what I'll do.
What?

I'll tell you what I'll do.
What?
I'll turn down the music and

What?
I'll turn down the music and
you can make an announcement.

I'll turn down the music and
you can make an announcement.
Yeah, but could you?

You can make an announcement.
Yeah, but could you?
No, I won't!

Yeah, but could you?
No, I won't!
[ Music stops ]

No, I won't!
[ Music stops ]
someone stole my bike.

[ Music stops ]
someone stole my bike.
[ Rock music plays ]

Someone stole my bike.
[ Rock music plays ]
who would want to steal my bike?

[ Rock music plays ]
who would want to steal my bike?
Thieves.

Who would want to steal my bike?
Thieves.
I'm dead.

Thieves.
I'm dead.
How am I gonna get home?

I'm dead.
How am I gonna get home?
Hey, would you guys mind giving

How am I gonna get home?
Hey, would you guys mind giving
me a lift?

Hey, would you guys mind giving
me a lift?
Uh, yes, we would mind.

Me a lift?
Uh, yes, we would mind.
Okay, but could you?

Uh, yes, we would mind.
Okay, but could you?
No.

Okay, but could you?
No.
You can't come.

No.
You can't come.
You can't get in our car.

You can't come.
You can't get in our car.
Oh, come on, come on.

You can't get in our car.
Oh, come on, come on.
I don't know, you know?

Oh, come on, come on.
I don't know, you know?
It doesn't look good.

I don't know, you know?
It doesn't look good.
I mean, uh...

It doesn't look good.
I mean, uh...
No, no, no.

I mean, uh...
No, no, no.
Probably not.

No, no, no.
Probably not.
Great!

Probably not.
Great!
Okay, I'll tell you what.

Great!
Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna go and sit over here

Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna go and sit over here
in that chair, and if you guys

I'm gonna go and sit over here
in that chair, and if you guys
could come and get me when you

In that chair, and if you guys
could come and get me when you
go, I'd really appreciate it.

Could come and get me when you
go, I'd really appreciate it.
It's not for sure.

Go, I'd really appreciate it.
It's not for sure.
No, no.

It's not for sure.
No, no.
Thank you.

Oh, I'm holding it in.

Oh, I'm holding it in.
[ Cheers and applause ]

So I'll deposit $, I have

So I'll deposit $, I have
enough money for the weekend.

So I'll deposit $, I have
enough money for the weekend.
No.

Enough money for the weekend.
No.
Just deposit $.

No.
Just deposit $.
Maybe you're right.

Just deposit $.
Maybe you're right.
Oink, oink!

Maybe you're right.
Oink, oink!
Oink, oink!

Oink, oink!
Oink, oink!
Hey! Look!

Oink, oink!
Hey! Look!
It's the son of flying pig!

Hey! Look!
It's the son of flying pig!
Hey, everybody!

It's the son of flying pig!
Hey, everybody!
All: hi, son of flying pig!

Hey, everybody!
All: hi, son of flying pig!
Wow!

All: hi, son of flying pig!
Wow!
What a lineup.

Wow!
What a lineup.
Hey, hey, hey!

What a lineup.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hee hee hee!

Hey, hey, hey!
Hee hee hee!
Wow!

Hee hee hee!
Wow!
He's showing a marked

Wow!
He's showing a marked
improvement.

He's showing a marked
improvement.
Yes, he is.

Improvement.
Yes, he is.
Whee!

Yes, he is.
Whee!
[ Laughter ]

Whee!
[ Laughter ]
wheeeee-eee!

[ Laughter ]
wheeeee-eee!
[ Laughter continues ]

Wheeeee-eee!
[ Laughter continues ]
just like his old dad!

[ Laughter continues ]
just like his old dad!
Baaa!

Just like his old dad!
Baaa!
[ Bird screeching ]

Baaa!
[ Bird screeching ]
look out, son of flying pig!

[ Bird screeching ]
look out, son of flying pig!
[ Bird screeching resumes ]

Look out, son of flying pig!
[ Bird screeching resumes ]
huh?

[ Bird screeching resumes ]
huh?
[ Bird screeching resumes ]

Huh?
[ Bird screeching resumes ]
ohh! Uhh! Ohh!

[ Bird screeching resumes ]
ohh! Uhh! Ohh!
[ Bird screeching resumes ]

Ohh! Uhh! Ohh!
[ Bird screeching resumes ]
oh, no! Uhh!

[ Bird screeching resumes ]
oh, no! Uhh!
[ Thud ]

Oh, no! Uhh!
[ Thud ]
whaa!

[ Thud ]
whaa!
Oh. Whoa.

Whaa!
Oh. Whoa.
Eh! Ugh! Whoa! Ugh!

Oh. Whoa.
Eh! Ugh! Whoa! Ugh!
Oh, my god!

Eh! Ugh! Whoa! Ugh!
Oh, my god!
A bird of prey has the son of

Oh, my god!
A bird of prey has the son of
flying pig!

A bird of prey has the son of
flying pig!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

Flying pig!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Help!

Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Help!
Hey, everybody!

Help!
Hey, everybody!
Help!

Hey, everybody!
Help!
Ow, ow, ow.

Help!
Ow, ow, ow.
[ Bird screeching ]

Ow, ow, ow.
[ Bird screeching ]
k*lled by a hungry hawk.

[ Bird screeching ]
k*lled by a hungry hawk.
That's how I heard his father

k*lled by a hungry hawk.
That's how I heard his father
got it.

That's how I heard his father
got it.
No, his father was k*lled in

Got it.
No, his father was k*lled in
a kurdish village.

No, his father was k*lled in
a kurdish village.
No, his father d*ed when a

A kurdish village.
No, his father d*ed when a
bee stung him.

No, his father d*ed when a
bee stung him.
No.

Bee stung him.
No.
No, no, that was picasso.

No.
No, no, that was picasso.
Yeah.

No, no, that was picasso.
Yeah.
Now who will save the people

Yeah.
Now who will save the people
of this city from life's many

Now who will save the people
of this city from life's many
lineups?

Of this city from life's many
lineups?
Hey, hey, hey!

Lineups?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hee hee hee!

Hey, hey, hey!
Hee hee hee!
Whee!

Hee hee hee!
Whee!
[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]
[ rock music plays ]

Do you have any real coffee?