My spleen is twice the size
My spleen is twice the size
of a normal human spleen.
My spleen is twice the size
of a normal human spleen.
This isn't such a big deal right
Of a normal human spleen.
This isn't such a big deal right
now, but after I'm dead, there's
This isn't such a big deal right
now, but after I'm dead, there's
gonna be a bidding w*r.
I can't believe I'm losing my
I can't believe I'm losing my
little girl.
Oh, well, what the hell.
Oh, well, what the hell.
I just can't believe that one
Oh, well, what the hell.
I just can't believe that one
of my little girls is getting
I just can't believe that one
of my little girls is getting
married.
Of my little girls is getting
married.
Oh.
Married.
Oh.
Well, that's nice, dad.
Oh.
Well, that's nice, dad.
It's just unbelievable.
Well, that's nice, dad.
It's just unbelievable.
I mean, you're getting married.
It's just unbelievable.
I mean, you're getting married.
I cannot believe it.
I mean, you're getting married.
I cannot believe it.
Okay, dad, give it a rest.
I cannot believe it.
Okay, dad, give it a rest.
I mean, my god, imagine!
Okay, dad, give it a rest.
I mean, my god, imagine!
What are the odds?
I mean, my god, imagine!
What are the odds?
Why did I have to bet so much
What are the odds?
Why did I have to bet so much
damn money?
Why did I have to bet so much
damn money?
[ Sobs ]
Damn money?
[ Sobs ]
I don't know.
[ Sobs ]
I don't know.
What the hell are you on today,
I don't know.
What the hell are you on today,
you lush?
What the hell are you on today,
you lush?
Get out and leave the bottle
You lush?
Get out and leave the bottle
here.
Get out and leave the bottle
here.
Come on, girls.
Here.
Come on, girls.
Get him out.
Come on, girls.
Get him out.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Get him out.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Gee.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Gee.
Some people's dads, eh?
Gee.
Some people's dads, eh?
[ Laughs ]
Some people's dads, eh?
[ Laughs ]
honey, you look beautiful.
[ Laughs ]
honey, you look beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
Honey, you look beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like a freak in this
I don't know.
I feel like a freak in this
g*dd*mn dress.
I feel like a freak in this
g*dd*mn dress.
Oh, god.
g*dd*mn dress.
Oh, god.
Oh.
Oh, god.
Oh.
Oh, god.
Oh.
Oh, god.
Look at her.
Oh, god.
Look at her.
She's beautiful.
Look at her.
She's beautiful.
And it's your day.
She's beautiful.
And it's your day.
And it's your special day,
And it's your day.
And it's your special day,
'cause it's your day.
And it's your special day,
'cause it's your day.
Yeah, you almost missed it.
'Cause it's your day.
Yeah, you almost missed it.
Yeah, 'cause I was out
Yeah, you almost missed it.
Yeah, 'cause I was out
shopping for your present.
Yeah, 'cause I was out
shopping for your present.
Guess what it is.
Shopping for your present.
Guess what it is.
A spoon.
Guess what it is.
A spoon.
Yeah, and you can dig with
A spoon.
Yeah, and you can dig with
it, and you can stir with it,
Yeah, and you can dig with
it, and you can stir with it,
and you can dig with it.
It, and you can stir with it,
and you can dig with it.
That's fabulous.
And you can dig with it.
That's fabulous.
Thanks, honey.
That's fabulous.
Thanks, honey.
Hey, you know who else is
Thanks, honey.
Hey, you know who else is
getting married today?
Hey, you know who else is
getting married today?
Who?
Getting married today?
Who?
Well, I'll tell you.
Who?
Well, I'll tell you.
The strong man.
Well, I'll tell you.
The strong man.
I know.
The strong man.
I know.
He's marrying me.
I know.
He's marrying me.
Oh, god, you're lucky.
He's marrying me.
Oh, god, you're lucky.
The strong man's the biggest
Oh, god, you're lucky.
The strong man's the biggest
guy, eh?
The strong man's the biggest
guy, eh?
And he's -- he's the strongest.
Guy, eh?
And he's -- he's the strongest.
And he's gorgeous, and he's got
And he's -- he's the strongest.
And he's gorgeous, and he's got
muscles that are all
And he's gorgeous, and he's got
muscles that are all
swe-e-e-aty.
Muscles that are all
swe-e-e-aty.
And he's got shows at : and
Swe-e-e-aty.
And he's got shows at : and
:, and he has a -minute
And he's got shows at : and
:, and he has a -minute
intermission.
:, And he has a -minute
intermission.
And he likes to chase me with a
Intermission.
And he likes to chase me with a
net.
And he likes to chase me with a
net.
And he told me never to tell
Net.
And he told me never to tell
you, eh.
And he told me never to tell
you, eh.
What the hell does that mean?
You, eh.
What the hell does that mean?
We're lovers.
What the hell does that mean?
We're lovers.
[ All gasp ]
We're lovers.
[ All gasp ]
you're sleeping with bruno?
[ All gasp ]
you're sleeping with bruno?
Yeah, and he told me never to
You're sleeping with bruno?
Yeah, and he told me never to
tell you, eh.
Yeah, and he told me never to
tell you, eh.
Why, you backstabbing pullet!
Tell you, eh.
Why, you backstabbing pullet!
She called her a "pullet."
Why, you backstabbing pullet!
She called her a "pullet."
Ooh.
She called her a "pullet."
Ooh.
Come on, put 'em up, you
Ooh.
Come on, put 'em up, you
scrawny chicken bitch.
Come on, put 'em up, you
scrawny chicken bitch.
Come on. Come on.
Scrawny chicken bitch.
Come on. Come on.
Aah! Aah!
Come on. Come on.
Aah! Aah!
Words won't hurt me.
Aah! Aah!
Words won't hurt me.
Yeah? Well, this will.
Words won't hurt me.
Yeah? Well, this will.
[ Whack ]
Yeah? Well, this will.
[ Whack ]
yeah!
[ Whack ]
yeah!
Ohhhhhh...
Yeah!
Ohhhhhh...
Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
Ohhhhhh...
Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
Whoa!
Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay, I get the message.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay, I get the message.
Point well taken.
You feel like a big chicken now?
You feel like a big chicken now?
Yeah.
You feel like a big chicken now?
Yeah.
What happened?
Yeah.
What happened?
Well, they're ready for you,
What happened?
Well, they're ready for you,
princess.
Well, they're ready for you,
princess.
The marriage is off!
Princess.
The marriage is off!
[ All gasp ]
The marriage is off!
[ All gasp ]
oh, thanks, hon.
[ All gasp ]
oh, thanks, hon.
No!
Oh, thanks, hon.
No!
Together: you must!
No!
Together: you must!
You must!
Together: you must!
You must!
You must get married for us!
You must!
You must get married for us!
Yeah, it's your day.
You must get married for us!
Yeah, it's your day.
And it's your big day.
Yeah, it's your day.
And it's your big day.
Look, if I do marry this guy,
And it's your big day.
Look, if I do marry this guy,
you're not sleeping with him
Look, if I do marry this guy,
you're not sleeping with him
again.
You're not sleeping with him
again.
Got it?
Again.
Got it?
Not even in an emergency?
Got it?
Not even in an emergency?
No!
Not even in an emergency?
No!
God, marriage is sad, eh?
No!
God, marriage is sad, eh?
Well, I'll find out, I guess.
God, marriage is sad, eh?
Well, I'll find out, I guess.
[ Organ plays ]
Well, I'll find out, I guess.
[ Organ plays ]
oh, my god, how do I look?
[ Organ plays ]
oh, my god, how do I look?
How do I look?
Oh, my god, how do I look?
How do I look?
Ungodly.
How do I look?
Ungodly.
Together: you look beautiful.
Ungodly.
Together: you look beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Together: you look beautiful.
You're beautiful.
I feel like such a hypocrite
You're beautiful.
I feel like such a hypocrite
wearing white, though.
I feel like such a hypocrite
wearing white, though.
♪ Here comes the bride
Wearing white, though.
♪ Here comes the bride
all dressed and bride ♪
♪ Here comes the bride
all dressed and bride ♪
♪ god save our gracious queen,
All dressed and bride ♪
♪ god save our gracious queen,
god save our lonesome queen ♪
♪ God save our gracious queen,
god save our lonesome queen ♪
wrong song, you half-wit.
Have a seat in the $,
Have a seat in the $,
leather chair nearest the
Have a seat in the $,
leather chair nearest the
priceless vase, whatever.
[ Conga music plays ]
[ Conga music plays ]
were you aware that the walston
[ Conga music plays ]
were you aware that the walston
watch company makes enough money
Were you aware that the walston
watch company makes enough money
in one year to buy the entire
Watch company makes enough money
in one year to buy the entire
country of...whatever?
In one year to buy the entire
country of...whatever?
[ Music stops ]
Country of...whatever?
[ Music stops ]
well, sir, I'd like to help
[ Music stops ]
well, sir, I'd like to help
you make even more money.
Well, sir, I'd like to help
you make even more money.
Of course you would.
You make even more money.
Of course you would.
Of course you would.
Of course you would.
Of course you would.
So sh**t.
Of course you would.
So sh**t.
Actually, could you hold on just
So sh**t.
Actually, could you hold on just
one second?
Actually, could you hold on just
one second?
I find it so hard to get
One second?
I find it so hard to get
comfortable with this big, fat
I find it so hard to get
comfortable with this big, fat
wallet so full of money and
Comfortable with this big, fat
wallet so full of money and
credit cards, whatever.
Wallet so full of money and
credit cards, whatever.
Go on.
Credit cards, whatever.
Go on.
[ Buzzer ]
Go on.
[ Buzzer ]
excuse me, sir.
[ Buzzer ]
excuse me, sir.
Your beautiful and intelligent
Excuse me, sir.
Your beautiful and intelligent
wife is on the phone.
Your beautiful and intelligent
wife is on the phone.
Oh.
Wife is on the phone.
Oh.
Hello.
Oh.
Hello.
Uh-huh.
Hello.
Uh-huh.
Well, why don't you take the
Uh-huh.
Well, why don't you take the
blue porsche?
Well, why don't you take the
blue porsche?
Then, take the red porsche.
Blue porsche?
Then, take the red porsche.
Well, what are you wearing?
Then, take the red porsche.
Well, what are you wearing?
Well, then, I suggest you take
Well, what are you wearing?
Well, then, I suggest you take
the bmw.
Well, then, I suggest you take
the bmw.
Do you love me?
The bmw.
Do you love me?
Uh-huh, whatever.
Do you love me?
Uh-huh, whatever.
So, go on.
Uh-huh, whatever.
So, go on.
You had...a thought.
So, go on.
You had...a thought.
Here's my idea.
You had...a thought.
Here's my idea.
It's a holiday gift slogan.
Here's my idea.
It's a holiday gift slogan.
Can I draw your attention to
It's a holiday gift slogan.
Can I draw your attention to
these sporting trophies?
Can I draw your attention to
these sporting trophies?
Most valuable player in
These sporting trophies?
Most valuable player in
football, basketball, hockey,
Most valuable player in
football, basketball, hockey,
whatever.
Football, basketball, hockey,
whatever.
Go on.
Whatever.
Go on.
We present the idea that time
Go on.
We present the idea that time
is very important to every
We present the idea that time
is very important to every
person's life, and the final
Is very important to every
person's life, and the final
slogan we leave them with is,
Person's life, and the final
slogan we leave them with is,
"there's no present like the
Slogan we leave them with is,
"there's no present like the
time."
"There's no present like the
time."
Great.
Time."
Great.
Tell you what I'm gonna do.
Great.
Tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take your lousy idea
Tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take your lousy idea
and make it better, make you
I'm gonna take your lousy idea
and make it better, make you
look better, make this company a
And make it better, make you
look better, make this company a
whole lot more money than it
Look better, make this company a
whole lot more money than it
ever thought was possible,
Whole lot more money than it
ever thought was possible,
whatever.
Ever thought was possible,
whatever.
So, is that everything?
Whatever.
So, is that everything?
Yes, sir.
So, is that everything?
Yes, sir.
Great, then I'm just gonna
Yes, sir.
Great, then I'm just gonna
step outside and see if I can't
Great, then I'm just gonna
step outside and see if I can't
fly or whatever.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Seem to have finally overreached
Oh, my.
Seem to have finally overreached
myself.
Seem to have finally overreached
myself.
Look out below.
Myself.
Look out below.
Whatever.
Look out below.
Whatever.
[ Thud ]
Whatever.
[ Thud ]
[ tires screech, horn blares ]
Seems like yesterday when we
Seems like yesterday when we
were a bunch of kids getting
Seems like yesterday when we
were a bunch of kids getting
slurpees.
Were a bunch of kids getting
slurpees.
Remember, dave?
Slurpees.
Remember, dave?
Sure do, mark.
Remember, dave?
Sure do, mark.
And the next thing you know,
Sure do, mark.
And the next thing you know,
jobs become careers.
And the next thing you know,
jobs become careers.
And girlfriends become wives.
Jobs become careers.
And girlfriends become wives.
And reg becomes a lifeless
And girlfriends become wives.
And reg becomes a lifeless
corpse in your arms.
And reg becomes a lifeless
corpse in your arms.
One last "ugh!" And that's all
Corpse in your arms.
One last "ugh!" And that's all
she wrote, man.
One last "ugh!" And that's all
she wrote, man.
That's all she wrote.
She wrote, man.
That's all she wrote.
To reg!
That's all she wrote.
To reg!
Together: to reg!
Were we ever so young?
Were we ever so young?
That's a scene called "reg" we
Were we ever so young?
That's a scene called "reg" we
did in our first episode, a
That's a scene called "reg" we
did in our first episode, a
scant [mumbles] years ago.
Did in our first episode, a
scant [mumbles] years ago.
But to look at it now, it's kind
Scant [mumbles] years ago.
But to look at it now, it's kind
of like reading "little archie."
But to look at it now, it's kind
of like reading "little archie."
So, as our year winds to a
Of like reading "little archie."
So, as our year winds to a
close, I think it's a good time
So, as our year winds to a
close, I think it's a good time
to look back and reflect.
Close, I think it's a good time
to look back and reflect.
Regrets?
To look back and reflect.
Regrets?
Sure, I had a few.
Regrets?
Sure, I had a few.
I regret that the only thing I
Sure, I had a few.
I regret that the only thing I
ever stole from costumes was
I regret that the only thing I
ever stole from costumes was
gonch.
Ever stole from costumes was
gonch.
I regret -- well, I regret that
Gonch.
I regret -- well, I regret that
we never had a children's choir
I regret -- well, I regret that
we never had a children's choir
on this show.
We never had a children's choir
on this show.
[ To "kids" theme ]
On this show.
[ To "kids" theme ]
♪ laaa la laaa la laaa
[ To "kids" theme ]
♪ laaa la laaa la laaa
la la la la la ♪
♪ Laaa la laaa la laaa
la la la la la ♪
♪ laaa la laaa la laaa ♪
La la la la la ♪
♪ laaa la laaa la laaa ♪
I regret that I never got to
♪ Laaa la laaa la laaa ♪
I regret that I never got to
utter my favorite comedy phrase,
I regret that I never got to
utter my favorite comedy phrase,
"it's raining lard."
Utter my favorite comedy phrase,
"it's raining lard."
Hey, before, it was just greasy
"It's raining lard."
Hey, before, it was just greasy
out, but now it's literally
Hey, before, it was just greasy
out, but now it's literally
raining lard.
Out, but now it's literally
raining lard.
I regret that we never had
Raining lard.
I regret that we never had
kim mitchell on the show.
I regret that we never had
kim mitchell on the show.
[ Electric guitar riffing ]
Kim mitchell on the show.
[ Electric guitar riffing ]
and had him teach senior
[ Electric guitar riffing ]
and had him teach senior
citizens to tune the electric
And had him teach senior
citizens to tune the electric
guitar.
Citizens to tune the electric
guitar.
[ Guitar tuning ]
I really regret that I never
I really regret that I never
asked cbc page heidi out on a
I really regret that I never
asked cbc page heidi out on a
date, citing trouble with my
Asked cbc page heidi out on a
date, citing trouble with my
girlfriend as the reason I
Date, citing trouble with my
girlfriend as the reason I
wanted to go out and...
Girlfriend as the reason I
wanted to go out and...
[ As cabbage head ] just talk.
And liquor will help us
And liquor will help us
communicate.
And liquor will help us
communicate.
[ Laughs ]
Communicate.
[ Laughs ]
[ normal voice ] but as the sun
[ Laughs ]
[ normal voice ] but as the sun
sets over the mountains and
[ Normal voice ] but as the sun
sets over the mountains and
crushing heads has given way to
Sets over the mountains and
crushing heads has given way to
mark's newest catchphrase...
Crushing heads has given way to
mark's newest catchphrase...
Hey, everybody, guess what
Mark's newest catchphrase...
Hey, everybody, guess what
I'm doing.
Hey, everybody, guess what
I'm doing.
I'm...
I'm doing.
I'm...
Updating my résumé.
I'm...
Updating my résumé.
I'm updating my résumé.
Updating my résumé.
I'm updating my résumé.
Update!
I'm updating my résumé.
Update!
Update!
Update!
Update!
Catch me at the laugh resort
Update!
Catch me at the laugh resort
from thursday to sunday, you
Catch me at the laugh resort
from thursday to sunday, you
flatheads.
From thursday to sunday, you
flatheads.
I guess my one biggest regret
Flatheads.
I guess my one biggest regret
is that I never thanked the
I guess my one biggest regret
is that I never thanked the
person actually responsible for
Is that I never thanked the
person actually responsible for
us having a tv show.
Person actually responsible for
us having a tv show.
[ Laughs maniacally ]
Us having a tv show.
[ Laughs maniacally ]
thank you, satan!
[ Laughs maniacally ]
thank you, satan!
[ Thunder crashes ]
Thank you, satan!
[ Thunder crashes ]
don't mention it, baby.
[ Thunder crashes ]
don't mention it, baby.
Rock, come to me.
Don't mention it, baby.
Rock, come to me.
Nerf, neh, three, four!
Rock, come to me.
Nerf, neh, three, four!
[ Electric guitar plays ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs ]
I'm sorry to have kept you
[ Sighs ]
I'm sorry to have kept you
waiting, mr. Parks.
I'm sorry to have kept you
waiting, mr. Parks.
That's okay.
Waiting, mr. Parks.
That's okay.
I was reading about cholesterol.
That's okay.
I was reading about cholesterol.
I had no idea!
I was reading about cholesterol.
I had no idea!
Okay, now, first of all, I'm
I had no idea!
Okay, now, first of all, I'm
going to have a listen to your
Okay, now, first of all, I'm
going to have a listen to your
heart.
Going to have a listen to your
heart.
That's okay.
Heart.
That's okay.
I brought it with me.
That's okay.
I brought it with me.
[ Both laugh ]
I brought it with me.
[ Both laugh ]
[ thinking ] boy, she really
[ Both laugh ]
[ thinking ] boy, she really
likes me.
[ Thinking ] boy, she really
likes me.
I mean, why else would she ask
Likes me.
I mean, why else would she ask
me to strip down to my shorts?
I mean, why else would she ask
me to strip down to my shorts?
Hmm.
Me to strip down to my shorts?
Hmm.
Take a deep breath.
Hmm.
Take a deep breath.
I'm sure she doesn't ask
Take a deep breath.
I'm sure she doesn't ask
everyone to strip down to their
I'm sure she doesn't ask
everyone to strip down to their
shorts.
Everyone to strip down to their
shorts.
I mean, this is the furthest
Shorts.
I mean, this is the furthest
I've gotten with any woman.
I mean, this is the furthest
I've gotten with any woman.
It's obvious she loves me.
I've gotten with any woman.
It's obvious she loves me.
Are you going anywhere for
It's obvious she loves me.
Are you going anywhere for
vacation this summer?
Are you going anywhere for
vacation this summer?
Why would she ask me that?
Vacation this summer?
Why would she ask me that?
I'm sure she doesn't ask all
Why would she ask me that?
I'm sure she doesn't ask all
her patients that.
I'm sure she doesn't ask all
her patients that.
Well, I don't like flying, and I
Her patients that.
Well, I don't like flying, and I
don't like the heat, so I
Well, I don't like flying, and I
don't like the heat, so I
think I'll take another
Don't like the heat, so I
think I'll take another
air-conditioned bus tour of the
Think I'll take another
air-conditioned bus tour of the
city and chat up the tourists
Air-conditioned bus tour of the
city and chat up the tourists
again this year.
City and chat up the tourists
again this year.
Personally, I love the sun.
Again this year.
Personally, I love the sun.
I can't get enough of it.
Personally, I love the sun.
I can't get enough of it.
We have so much in common.
I can't get enough of it.
We have so much in common.
Oh, my god, she's running her
We have so much in common.
Oh, my god, she's running her
fingers through my hair.
Oh, my god, she's running her
fingers through my hair.
Does she want me to kiss her?
Fingers through my hair.
Does she want me to kiss her?
I'm gonna check your
Does she want me to kiss her?
I'm gonna check your
reflexes, okay?
I'm gonna check your
reflexes, okay?
Now just relax.
Reflexes, okay?
Now just relax.
Oh, my god.
Now just relax.
Oh, my god.
She's really close to
Oh, my god.
She's really close to
mr. Bilbo.
She's really close to
mr. Bilbo.
I hope he doesn't get any ideas
Mr. Bilbo.
I hope he doesn't get any ideas
and make a break for it.
I hope he doesn't get any ideas
and make a break for it.
That's the closest anyone has
And make a break for it.
That's the closest anyone has
gotten to mr. Bilbo.
That's the closest anyone has
gotten to mr. Bilbo.
That's odd.
Gotten to mr. Bilbo.
That's odd.
She's all over me.
That's odd.
She's all over me.
What a tease!
She's all over me.
What a tease!
Mr. Parks, do you eat any
What a tease!
Mr. Parks, do you eat any
fruit?
Mr. Parks, do you eat any
fruit?
No. Is that bad?
Fruit?
No. Is that bad?
Hmm.
No. Is that bad?
Hmm.
I'm going to have to have a look
Hmm.
I'm going to have to have a look
at your gums.
I'm going to have to have a look
at your gums.
Okay, open wide.
At your gums.
Okay, open wide.
Oh, my god, she's gonna kiss
Okay, open wide.
Oh, my god, she's gonna kiss
me.
Oh, my god, she's gonna kiss
me.
Land a juicy one, baby.
Me.
Land a juicy one, baby.
Tongue me.
Land a juicy one, baby.
Tongue me.
I am your love sl*ve.
This is it!
This is it!
Get ready, mr. Bilbo!
This is it!
Get ready, mr. Bilbo!
Mr. Parks...
Get ready, mr. Bilbo!
Mr. Parks...
You have scurvy.
Mr. Parks...
You have scurvy.
Oh, yeah.
You have scurvy.
Oh, yeah.
Now, I'm going to have to
Oh, yeah.
Now, I'm going to have to
recommend another appointment
Now, I'm going to have to
recommend another appointment
with you.
Recommend another appointment
with you.
And I think we might have to
With you.
And I think we might have to
check you in to the hospital to
And I think we might have to
check you in to the hospital to
get the necessary minerals and
Check you in to the hospital to
get the necessary minerals and
vitamins into your body.
Get the necessary minerals and
vitamins into your body.
Now, you wait here, and I'll be
Vitamins into your body.
Now, you wait here, and I'll be
right back.
Now, you wait here, and I'll be
right back.
All right!
Right back.
All right!
Another appointment!
All right!
Another appointment!
She must really want me!
Another appointment!
She must really want me!
We've got a very sick man
She must really want me!
We've got a very sick man
here.
We've got a very sick man
here.
[ cr*ck ]
Here.
[ cr*ck ]
she loves me!
[ cr*ck ]
she loves me!
[ cr*ck ]
She loves me!
[ cr*ck ]
she loves me not.
[ cr*ck ]
she loves me not.
She loves me!
I was a cesarian birth
I was a cesarian birth
because my mother always liked
I was a cesarian birth
because my mother always liked
that hairstyle.
[ Camera flashes pop ]
[ Camera flashes pop ]
[ applause ]
Nikoli, how do I look?
Nikoli, how do I look?
You look fantastic...
Nikoli, how do I look?
You look fantastic...
In my clothes.
You look fantastic...
In my clothes.
I know.
In my clothes.
I know.
Françesca, you go on in five
I know.
Françesca, you go on in five
minutes!
Françesca, you go on in five
minutes!
I know that.
Minutes!
I know that.
Ay!
I know that.
Ay!
Ay, ay.
Ay!
Ay, ay.
[ Applause ]
[ Camera flashes pop ]
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]
A beautiful lady.
A beautiful lady.
Muchas gracias, generale.
A beautiful lady.
Muchas gracias, generale.
And you, too, are agreeable in
Muchas gracias, generale.
And you, too, are agreeable in
my eye.
And you, too, are agreeable in
my eye.
Well, uh, perhaps a kiss?
My eye.
Well, uh, perhaps a kiss?
Oh, I would love to, but not
Well, uh, perhaps a kiss?
Oh, I would love to, but not
in this ensemble.
Oh, I would love to, but not
in this ensemble.
Nikoli would k*ll me.
In this ensemble.
Nikoli would k*ll me.
Well, then, clearly, I'm
Nikoli would k*ll me.
Well, then, clearly, I'm
going to have to purchase this
Well, then, clearly, I'm
going to have to purchase this
dress so that I might have the
Going to have to purchase this
dress so that I might have the
pleasure of taking it off you
Dress so that I might have the
pleasure of taking it off you
later.
Pleasure of taking it off you
later.
[ Both laugh ]
Later.
[ Both laugh ]
now!
Ay!
Ay!
Filho de puta!
Ay!
Filho de puta!
[ Knock on door ]
Filho de puta!
[ Knock on door ]
espera.
[ Knock on door ]
espera.
Attendez, s'il vous plait.
Espera.
Attendez, s'il vous plait.
Françesca fiori, what is
Attendez, s'il vous plait.
Françesca fiori, what is
going on?
Françesca fiori, what is
going on?
Ah, bruno.
Going on?
Ah, bruno.
In. Rápido.
Ah, bruno.
In. Rápido.
Look, bruno puntz jones, we have
In. Rápido.
Look, bruno puntz jones, we have
been double-crossed,
Look, bruno puntz jones, we have
been double-crossed,
double-timed.
Been double-crossed,
double-timed.
Ah! I knew we should not have
Double-timed.
Ah! I knew we should not have
trusted the dwarf.
Ah! I knew we should not have
trusted the dwarf.
Forget about the dwarf.
Trusted the dwarf.
Forget about the dwarf.
What do we do with him?
Forget about the dwarf.
What do we do with him?
[ Knock on door ]
What do we do with him?
[ Knock on door ]
excuse me, I have to use the
[ Knock on door ]
excuse me, I have to use the
bathroom, please.
Excuse me, I have to use the
bathroom, please.
We could eat him.
Bathroom, please.
We could eat him.
There's no time.
We could eat him.
There's no time.
Look in the closet.
There's no time.
Look in the closet.
Huh?
Look in the closet.
Huh?
What?
Huh?
What?
Nothing but junk.
What?
Nothing but junk.
Look again.
Nothing but junk.
Look again.
Espera.
Look again.
Espera.
Espera!
Espera.
Espera!
Hey!
Espera!
Hey!
[ Knock on door ]
Hey!
[ Knock on door ]
ah!
[ Knock on door ]
ah!
What?
Ah!
What?
Oh.
What?
Oh.
Ah.
Oh.
Ah.
Lady luck, I think she's sweet
Ah.
Lady luck, I think she's sweet
on me, huh?
Lady luck, I think she's sweet
on me, huh?
Sí.
[ Chain saw revs ]
[ Chain saw revs ]
let me.
[ Chain saw revs ]
let me.
It's woman's work.
[ Chain saw buzzes ]
[ Chain saw buzzes ]
she's on in one minute!
[ Chain saw buzzes ]
she's on in one minute!
Where is princess fiori?
She's on in one minute!
Where is princess fiori?
Fiori?
Where is princess fiori?
Fiori?
Where are my clothes?
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Knock on door ]
Ah ha ha aah!
Yaah!
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs ]
finito.
[ Sighs ]
finito.
Oh, I'm so horny.
Finito.
Oh, I'm so horny.
She's on in seconds!
Oh, I'm so horny.
She's on in seconds!
Where can she be?!
She's on in seconds!
Where can she be?!
I can't breathe!
Where can she be?!
I can't breathe!
I'm doomed!
I can't breathe!
I'm doomed!
Come on.
I'm doomed!
Come on.
Unh.
Come on.
Unh.
Oh.
Unh.
Oh.
[ Gasps ]
Oh.
[ Gasps ]
[ mutters ]
[ Gasps ]
[ mutters ]
hija de puta!
[ Mutters ]
hija de puta!
Go to hell.
Is flushing.
Is flushing.
[ Knock on door ]
Is flushing.
[ Knock on door ]
let me in!
[ Knock on door ]
let me in!
Don't just stand there --
Let me in!
Don't just stand there --
clean up!
Don't just stand there --
clean up!
You're in a bitchy mood, you
Clean up!
You're in a bitchy mood, you
know that?
Come on!
Ah.
Ah.
Finito.
Ah.
Finito.
Vamos.
Finito.
Vamos.
Françesca.
Vamos.
Françesca.
What?
Françesca.
What?
What about that?
What?
What about that?
Meu deus!
What about that?
Meu deus!
Ay.
Meu deus!
Ay.
[ Laughs ]
Ay.
[ Laughs ]
why you laugh?
[ Laughs ]
why you laugh?
Is funny.
Why you laugh?
Is funny.
Is no funny.
Is funny.
Is no funny.
Is funny!
Is no funny.
Is funny!
Is no funny!
Ay!
[ Cheers and applause ]
The leg was my idea.
The leg was my idea.
Fantastique!
The leg was my idea.
Fantastique!
Is to cry!
03x20 - Episode 20
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The Kids frequently appeared as themselves rather than as characters, and some sketches dealt directly with the fact that they were a comedy troupe producing a TV show.
The Kids frequently appeared as themselves rather than as characters, and some sketches dealt directly with the fact that they were a comedy troupe producing a TV show.