01x01 - The Exorcism

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(Downbeat organ music plays)

- (upbeat organ music plays)

- (party guests chat)

- (platter clatters)

- (women scream)

(latin music plays)

(beatriz gasps)

- (speaking in spanish)

- tico: (giggles)

beatriz: ah! Tico: beatriz: uh

(giggles)

tico: ("ellos quieren sangre" by varsovia plays)

(cell phone ringing)

("ellos quieren sangre" by varsovia plays)

renaldo: (somber music plays)

(music stops abruptly)

(water splashes)

(somber music plays)

(music stops abruptly)

andrã‰s valdez: (clears throat)

(chuckles)

(electronic music plays)

(drill whirs)

(knocking)

- (lowers music volume)

- ãšrsula: (garbled)

dr.

Ricky: andrã‰s: (laughs)

(electronic music plays)

(upbeat music plays from cell phone)

(ãšrsula chuckles)

(laughs)

juan carlos: (through video)

(laughs)

(children playing outside)

(door closes)

(somber music plays)

(music stops abruptly)

(renaldo's chair scraping)

father francisco: (father antonio laughing)

renaldo and ãšrsula: father francisco: (makes whooshing sound)

(tati making whooshing sounds)

(whooshing louder)

(ominous chant plays)

(light bulb buzzes)

("mira esto" theme plays)

("mira esto" theme plays)

floor director: (water trickling)

(renaldo sighs)

renaldo: hmm.

Tati: everyone.

Got your next assignment: it's a big hollywood "it" party for the boingo guy.

What what's boingo?

You know when you go to the airport, and you see all the signs that say, "free wi-fi", and you get all excited, you try to use the wi-fi, and they actually try to make you pay?

- Oh, yeah.

- Valet boss: that's boingo.

Charles boingo.

It's his birthday.

He's invited a bunch of friends there with very specific parking requests.

Ron burkle specifically requests no parallel parking.

Isaiah thomas requests parallel parking.

David chang wants you to park his car as close to a fire hydrant as possible without getting him a ticket.

And gregoria santos, any where's fine.

And, tico, this is a big night.

You're the best we've got.

We're relying heavily on you.

I know you got this.

Okay.

Just uh did you say gregoria santos?

Valet boss: sã­, gregoria santos okay.

All right.

That's it, everyone.

Let's get to work.

- Beep beep.

- All: beep beep! (Electronic music plays)

ãšrsula: (in spanish)

tati: uh-huh.

(Andrã‰s grunts)

renaldo: (electronic music plays)

(valets cheering)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(yelping in terror)

(sobbing)

- tico: huh?

- Renaldo: (laughs)

(dance music plays in distance)

(cars honking)

(car honks)

tico! Where are you going?

I have to go into the party.

Uh, w we're not allowed in there.

I know.

I have to deliver this box.

No one can know what's inside it so I put question marks on it.

Well, you can't go in looking like that.

(Dance music continues)

thank you for helping me.

I'm like cinderella and you're the mice.

We're mice and you get to be cinderella?

Okay, we'll talk about it later.

Go, go! Before you get caught!

- Beep beep!

- Tico: beep beep.

(Chatting indistinctly)

woman: oh my god, there he is.

Hi.

Are you the brilliant installation artist everybody's talking about? Yes.

Come, please.

I want to introduce you to someone.

Man: hello.

(Chuckles)

this is who I was telling you about.

Yeah, my goodness.

Your pieces are taking la by storm.

- Yes.

- Man: mm-hmm.

Woman 2: I love the blue traffic lights.

- Man: yeah.

- Woman: yeah, that's amazing.

(In spanish)

I have a special delivery for you.

(In spanish)

ah, sã­.

(In spanish)

(in spanish)

by a possessed child.

There's going to be an exorcism for her.

(In spanish)

(electronic music plays)

renaldo: okay.

(Chuckles)

nun: (shatters)

(father francisco mumbles)

(atmospheric music plays)

(tati moaning)

andrã‰s: (whispering)

(father francisco incanting)

andrã‰s: father francisco: (pop music playing)

father francisco: andrã‰s:

father francisco: andrã‰s: (whispering)

father francisco: andrã‰s:

father francisco: (music ends)

father francisco: (panting)

(chuckles)

gregoria santos: ("mira esto" theme plays)

renaldo: hey! (Cell phone ringing)

(beeps)

- mysterious woman:

- renaldo: mysterious

woman: mysterious

woman: mysterious

woman: mysterious

woman: mysterious

woman: (ãšrsula chuckles)

(renaldo chuckles)

("ellos quieren sangre" by varsovia plays)

(glass cracks)

- andrã‰s valdez: (in spanish)

- (gasps)

ãšrsula: (screams)

renaldo: (chuckles)

("el satã‰lite del ejã‰rcito n*gro" by equinoxious plays)

I knew this day would come.

(Music concludes)