♪ Here we are ♪
♪ Face to face ♪
♪ A couple
Of silver spoons ♪
♪ Hopin' to find ♪
♪ We're two of a kind ♪
♪ Makin' a go ♪
♪ Makin' it grow ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ Takin' the time
Each day ♪
♪ To learn all about ♪
♪ Those things
You just can't buy ♪
♪ Two silver spoons
Together ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ You and I ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ We're gonna find
Our way ♪
♪ Together ♪
Rick, I gotta tell ya, that was
the best speech I ever gave.
Brad, you're not gonna become
student council president
by telling people
you're a good kisser.
I got Nancy Kellner's vote.
Look, Brad, I don't
have time for this.
My mom's gonna be here
any minute.
When I agreed to become
your campaign manager,
you said you would
stick to the issues.
And I have.
Brad, coed locker rooms
are not an issue.
I got the football team's vote.
Come on, Brad. We have
hours until the election.
Can we get to work?
Yeah, you're right.
I really want my acceptance
speech to be good.
I'd worry more about Peter
Hasting's acceptance speech.
You think that wimp can b*at me?
What does he have
that I don't have?
An intelligent platform,
a . grade point average
and he's star
of the basketball team.
Yeah, but can Peter Hastings
do this?
Are you gonna be home
for dinner?
Oh, Marie,
we don't know yet.
Rick's mom is dropping by
on her way from the airport.
We might all eat out.
Maybe we'll eat in
or maybe--
Like I figured,
I'll be the last to know.
Hi, honey.
Hi.
Notice anything different?
Oh, gee, I hate
questions like that.
You got your hair cut?
No.
[GASPS]
You shaved off your beard.
Look at me, Edward.
I'm not nervous
about your ex-wife's visit.
Hey, good for you.
Yeah.
I made up my mind
I'm gonna remain calm,
cool and collected.
I owe it all to Haji Rahaji.
Gesundheit.
No, Haji's
my yoga instructor.
I know that.
You really think you'll keep
Evelyn from upsetting you
by closing your eyes
and going omm?
Absolutely.
Since I started meditating,
I am able to control
my emotions,
no matter how stressful
the situation.
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
She's here! She's here!
I'll be all right. Let her in.
[EDWARD CLEARS THROAT]
Evelyn.
Katie.
Edward.
Evelyn.
Let me hang this up
for you.
What brings you to town?
I'm here on business.
Business?
Buying out Bloomingdales?
Oh, Edward. Stop that.
Women like to buy
pretty clothes.
Not all of us.
Excuse me, I'll let Rick know
that you're here.
Evelyn,
you are unbelievable.
I know.
Omm.
Omm.
I'm going to k*ll her.
Don't you want to know
why I'm in New York?
I have a feeling
you're about to tell me.
I'm here because
I wrote a book.
[LAUGHING]
No, seriously.
I am serious.
You wrote a book?
Yeah. The only thing
I saw you write was a check.
There's that
Stratton wit again.
So, what is this
masterpiece about,
the history of the
American Express card?
No. It's what the critics
call a torrid, romantic novel.
Really?
It's about a woman like me,
who's sensitive,
kind, and caring.
Fiction, huh?
Part of it.
But I drew a lot
from personal experience.
Oh.
You see, it's the story
of a beautiful,
young socialite
and her stormy relationship
with the irresponsible son
of a rich industrialist.
Like me?
A lot like you.
You did say
this was fiction?
Did I?
So you're in town seeking
potential publishers,
knocking on doors, seeing
if anybody will read it?
The book's coming out
in two days.
Two days? Like in
the day after tomorrow?
That's right.
I'm just here
to do a little book signing.
Oh.
Uh, Evelyn, this character
in the book--
The irresponsible son
of a rich industrialist--
What happens to him?
Oh, he gets just
what he deserves.
I hate books like that.
Hey, you're here.
Richard.
I'm gonna go see
how Kate's doing.
Hi, Mr. S.
It's great
to see you, Mom.
It's great to see you too.
Mom, this is
Brad Langford.
Hello, Brad.
Hi.
Would you like to wear
one of my campaign buttons?
"Another broad for Brad."
Brad.
Yeah?
Go home.
Honey, don't you see?
The book is about
Evelyn and me
and our glorious
six-day marriage.
Oh, Edward, I think
you're letting
your imagination run wild.
Not as wild
as Evelyn's.
She can say
things about me.
About my personal habits,
my little quirks...
Our honeymoon.
What about
your honeymoon?
Nothing.
I gotta get a look at that book.
RICK:
Dad! Dad, come in here!
Dad, look at this.
Mom wrote a book.
She's got her picture
on the back and everything.
That's really
terrific, son.
[CHUCKLES]
Toss that over here
a minute.
Why, Edward!
You wouldn't want
to take my only copy?
Of course not.
But you will let me
read it, won't you?
Of course.
Just as soon as it's
in the stores.
Well, Dad, don't feel too bad.
Mom says I can't read it
till I'm .
Look at the time.
This has been fun.
I must be off to my hotel.
You're not leaving yet,
are you?
You just got here.
Rick's been looking
forward to this visit.
Rather than
disappoint him,
why don't you stay here?
What?
Evelyn wants to visit
with Rick, right?
Well, I suppose I could stay
for one night.
Wonderful.
Terrific.
I'll get your luggage
and take it upstairs.
Thanks, sweetheart.
Yeah, I'll take
your book--
Your bag--
Your briefcase.
No, Edward.
You've done more
than enough for me already.
[♪♪♪]
Hey, Dad.
Morning, Kate.
Dad, are you okay?
You look like
you didn't sleep at all.
I had a few things on my mind.
Yeah?
What sort of things?
I'll tell you when you're .
Aren't you late for school?
Yeah, I've got to go.
I have to write Brad's speech.
It's not easy keeping the words
down to one syllable.
Good luck.
Yeah. You too.
Edward, you tossed
and turned all night long.
You wouldn't sleep either
if somebody wrote
a book about you.
[SCOFFS]
Aren't you overreacting?
I don't know.
I haven't read it yet.
Time is running out.
Listen to yourself.
You're letting Evelyn
get to you.
You've got to know
how to handle her.
Oh, and how do you do that?
Good morning.
Goodbye.
Good morning, Edward.
Did you sleep well?
Like a baby.
Safe and sound.
Good.
Well, I'm off to meet
my publishers.
They're trying to get me
on a talk show.
To talk about the book?
Yes. In detail.
So how do I look?
Uh... Great.
That-That outfit makes you
look very mature.
Mature?
I'll be right back.
I forgot my gloves.
Well, they're not
in that briefcase.
They're not.
I'm sure they're not.
I'll see you at work.
Okay, honey. I've got
a few things to do here first.
Edward?
I looked in the mirror,
and I look fabulous.
Oh. Sorry. My mistake.
Uh-oh.
I've got to run.
Edward, I hope all my readers
are as anxious as you are.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
♪ Baby, baby, baby, ow ♪
Marie!
What are you
doing home?
I came home to take a nap.
In the middle of the day?
I guess it pays to be the boss.
♪ Baby, baby, baby, ow ♪
[PHONE RINGS]
Yeah, hello.
No, Evelyn's not here.
Okay, I'll take a message.
Mm-hmm.
Tell her she's
definitely booked on the--
Oprah Winfrey Show?
Yes, I will give her
the message.
Oprah Winfrey.
Now the whole country's
going to think I'm a jerk.
[♪♪♪]
Yes, it's all true.
Isn't that awful?
Isn't that
just pitiful?
I want to thank you
for letting me tell my sad story
to your millions
and millions of viewers.
Mm-hm.
Now this ex-husband
of yours--
Is he still at large?
Oh, yes.
He's the chairman
of the board of Eddie Toys.
I don't think anybody's buying
Eddie Toys anymore,
are you, audience?
AUDIENCE:
No!
Now tell us some more
about this turkey.
Well, he's an extremely
private person
who lives at
Mockingbird Lane,
Shallow Springs, Long Island,
and he hates
getting phone calls
at - .
That's area code , - .
Anybody going to forget
that number?
AUDIENCE:
Never!
All these terrible,
nasty, horrible things
happened to you
in just six days?
That's right.
The six worst days
of my whole life.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
And the nights?
Well, you read the book,
so you know
about the nights.
How would everybody here feel
about taking a live look
at this despicable creature,
Edward Stratton?
AUDIENCE:
Yeah!
It took a little
sweet-talking,
but we got him here.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
All right,
throw that scum out here!
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[AUDIENCE BOOING]
Well, Mr. Stratton,
I suppose you'd like to tell
your side of the story.
As a matter of fact--
Shut up!
Now sit down!
Not there!
Over there!
Let's have another look
at that book.
You want to hear
that passage again
about how they
ran him out of town?
AUDIENCE:
Yeah!
No! No! No!
No! No! No!
No! Please, no!
No! No! No!
Edward, wake up.
No! Aah! Aah!
You've been dreaming.
Dex!
Oh.
She was awful.
Who was awful?
Oprah Winfrey.
You dream about Oprah Winfrey?
So do I.
What does she wear
in your dream?
It wasn't that kind of dream.
It wasn't even Oprah.
It was Marie.
You dream about Marie?
So do I.
It was crazy, Dex.
It was all about
Evelyn's book.
You mean this book?
Yes, that book!
Where did you get that?
From a client of mine
who knows the publisher.
Have you read this?
Have I? Twice.
There's a character in here
that bears an amazing
resemblance to you.
Oh, great!
It's a pack of lies, Dex!
There's not a shred of truth
in that book.
You mean
you're not, uh...
"The greatest lover
in the world"?
Let me see that.
I underlined
the good parts.
You know,
Evelyn's not a bad writer.
"He stared at her with eyes
that spelled danger."
Gosh, I never knew
Evelyn was so perceptive.
Wait until
you see page .
Get a load of that.
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
[♪♪♪]
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
I got it.
Hey, Brad,
how did the election go?
Not too good.
Look, Brad, you'll get over it.
Everybody loses
now and then.
Loses?
I won!
You won?
Well, then why so miserable?
Do you know that
the student council
meets after school
every day?
Well, I--
I just wanted
to come by and say
thanks a lot for destroying
my whole life.
Oh, hi, Brad.
How did the election go?
I'd stay and tell you,
but I'm late
for a meeting.
Oh, where's your father?
I have no idea. Last I saw him
trying to nap on the couch.
Oh. How did he look?
Terrible.
Worse than last month
when he had the flu.
Well, the flu was easy
to get rid of.
It's gonna be harder
to get rid of--
Hello.
Mom.
How did
the publishers go?
Wonderful. They're
doubling the printing
and talking about a movie.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
Rick, don't you have
some homework to do?
Kate, if you wanna
talk to my mom alone,
just ask me to go upstairs.
All right. Will you
please go upstairs?
Fine. I had homework to do,
anyway.
You're having quite a day,
Evelyn.
Yes. I can hardly wait
to see the expression
on Edward's face.
You're really enjoying yourself,
aren't you?
You're making
Edward's life miserable.
Really?
Thanks to you, he can't eat,
he can't sleep,
and he can't--
Well, never mind.
All because of what he thinks
you said about him in that book.
The book is not about him.
It's not?
Look, the character
happens to be a fantastic,
romantic, continental lover.
Oh.
So it couldn't possibly
be Edward.
Evelyn, fun is fun,
but you've got
to tell Edward
the book
isn't about him.
Kate, I've got to pack.
Evelyn...
Oh, all right.
I promise I will tell him
before I go.
Thank you.
'Cause I-I'm really
concerned about
how worried
and depressed he is.
Mon cherie.
Edward?
Don't talk.
You read the book.
I glanced at it.
Oh...
Ooh! Edward!
Forget the book.
Look at these.
Tickets!
To a Broadway show
this weekend.
After which, we check
into the Plaza,
maybe have
a candlelit dinner.
Oh...
Maybe some romantic music.
Come to think of it,
forget the show.
Yeah.
Unless, of course,
you have other plans.
Oh, well, if I did,
I'd change them.
I hate to break this up,
but I must be off to my hotel.
Edward's taking me
to the Plaza this weekend.
Good. I'll be at the Waldorf.
I'll be in traction.
By the way,
there's something I must
make clear to you, Edward.
No! There's nothing
that you have to make clear.
What do you want to make clear?
Nothing.
Don't you want me--
No!
Um...Edward, sweetheart,
why don't you help Rick
take Evelyn's bags
out to the car?
No problem,
baby.
Would you mind explaining
why you stopped me
from telling the truth
to Edward?
Well, it's very simple,
Evelyn.
Edward got a copy of the book
and he was so thrilled
to think that he was the hero,
I couldn't
hurt his feelings.
And?
And I'm dying to spend
a romantic weekend
at the Plaza Hotel.
Why, Kate,
that's the most sly,
devious, underhanded thing
I've ever heard.
There's hope for you yet.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
05x18 - Hero Worship
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Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.
Wealthy, young-at-heart business owner and playboy Edward Stratton III is stunned to discover his brief marriage several years ago produced a son, Richard who is now 12 and wanting to live with him.