03x03 - Jennifer's Body

[bunniefuu]

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

Previously on "Chucky"...

Chucky always told me my
real mommy would come for me.

That's why I never fit in here.

- He... he lied.
- You're not my real sister.

- Carolyn, I'm your sister.
- Toodle-oo.

No, Caroline, no.

Tiffany, nothing has changed between us.

We're still going to
t*rture her and k*ll you.

[GASPING]

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

Aah!

Oh, no!

No! No!

You b*tches miss me?

Tell us where you are, and
we'll come visit right now.

My new place is pretty
strict about visitors.

[g*n COCKS]

[g*nsh*t]

[GASPS]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[GASPING]

Three down, three to go.

Chucky, in the White House?

Yeah, how'd he even get in there?

What does he want?

- [LAUGHS EVILLY]
- [CRYING] No!

- [CRYING]
- [EVIL LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

[SCREAMS]

- [POUNDING ON DOOR]
- Police, open up!

No!

[POUNDING CONTINUES]

[SCREAMS, CRYING]

♪ ♪

[CRYING]

- Freeze!
- Freeze!

Jennifer Tilly, you're
under arrest for m*rder

- in the first degree.
- What m*rder? What m*rder?

You have the right to remain silent.

- Anything you say...
- What m*rder exactly?

m*rder is a very vague term.

How about the m*rder of Michelle Cross?

I didn't k*ll her! Chucky did!

Who's Chucky?

You got the wrong person.

Chucky did it! Chucky k*lled her!

He's that doll they just took
off of that creepy little girl!

That reminds me, you're also
under arrest for kidnapping.

Wait! Where's my book?

My book! She took my book!

- I need my book!
- Ma'am, ma'am...

I need my book!

It's called "Voodoo for Dummies."

I can't! I need it!

I can't go to prison without my book!

Lady, the only book you're going to need

is the Good Book.

[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]

[CROWD SHOUTING]

Okay, folks, move along.

Nothing to see here. Let's go.

[MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]

♪ ♪

Nica.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

[SIREN WAILS]

♪ ♪

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

♪ ♪

[MOUTHS WORDS]

[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]

f*ck!

♪ ♪

[CACKLING]

♪ ♪

[LAUGHING]

♪ ♪

[EERIE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Wait!

f*ck! [BREATHING HEAVILY]

What's wrong, Nica?

Cat got your legs? [LAUGHING EVILLY]

Wait. You two know each other?

Oh, yeah, me and Nica go way back.

In fact, we used to be inseparable.

Caroline, that is your name, right?

Caroline, sweetheart,
just give me the doll.

What happened to your hands?

Well, whatever doesn't
k*ll me makes me stronger.

[EXHALES SHARPLY] Isn't
that right, Chucky?

Could have fooled me.

Did you do that?

Tiffany did it.

Told you she was a nut job,

but the cops are going
to settle her hash.

This isn't over, Chucky,
not by a long sh*t.

Of course not, Nica.

We're just getting started,

and I'm sure we're going
to have a lot of fun.

See you around.

[LAUGHING EVILLY]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[WHISTLES]

You know, there's a big storm coming.

Do you have a raincoat, sweetheart?

Just drive, sweetheart.

Whoa. That doll talks?

Mind your own f*cking business, okay?

Oh, that's one of those
interactive AI robot dolls.

Yeah, I saw those on TV for,
like, lonely kids or something.

Hey, Chatty Cathy, eyes on the road.

Okay, okay.

So what's next, Chucky?

I think it's time we pay
some of my old friends

a little visit.

Don't need to worry about Tiff now.

That took care of itself.

But the rest of them... [CHUCKLES]

They're in for a surprise.

How about you, kid?

You got any special friends?

I never liked Ms. Sherman,
my first-grade teacher.

The more, the merrier.

Let's just add her

to the list.

You know, Caroline, I always
knew you had potential.

Lexy and those twinks, they
didn't have what it takes.

But you, you're the real deal.

Well, I've never actually
done anything before.

You nervous?

I'm eight.

I started when I was seven.

I'm a late bloomer.

You could teach me.

Class is now in session.

Hey, uh, how's it going back there?

- I'm fine.
- Yeah?

Well, you got a very
interesting toy there.

Where'd you get it?

Oh, Chucky's one of a kind.

Huh.

So what are you guys talking about?

- k*lling people.
- What the f*ck?

All right, you know what?

I'm sorry, little girl,

but you're going to have
to find a different ride.

Your little doll friend over
there is freaking me out now.

I ain't going to have
no punk-ass puppet

talking to me crazy.
I'm a grown man! You understand?

Creepy-ass doll talking crazy to me.

I'm from the Bronx and a veteran.

I'm a veteran.

Don't have to put up with
this red-haired devil.

Take your dumb-ass doll...

Oh! Yo, I will f*ck you up!

♪ I saw her sitting in the rain ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Raindrops falling on her ♪

♪ She didn't seem to care ♪

♪ She sat there and smiled at me ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Then I knew ♪
- ♪ I knew, I knew, I knew ♪

- ♪ She could make me happy ♪
- ♪ Happy, happy ♪

♪ She could make me very happy ♪

♪ Flowers in her hair ♪

♪ Flowers everywhere ♪

♪ I love the flower girl ♪

Is that seven years' bad luck?

I thought that was mirrors.

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

♪ She seemed so sweet and kind ♪

♪ She crept into my mind ♪

♪ To my mind ♪

♪ To my mind ♪

[PLAYFUL SPOOKY MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Hey, guys. It's Lexy.

We still don't have any intel
on my sister's whereabouts,

but I did get a DM that she
was spotted in Times Square

this past January.

Someone said they saw Caroline disappear

into a subway station.

If you know anything about
this, please reach out.

[SIGHS]

I'm getting really worried.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

I know, right?

Yeah, you're telling me.

[EERIE MUSIC]

Well, thank you, Kyle.

Did you get my card?

Good.

- I meant every word of that.
- [BREATHING HEAVILY]

Hey, how's the new puppy?

All right, I'm gonna
send you a picture, okay?

♪ ♪

I'm good, yeah.

No more nightmares.

You know what's kind of crazy?

I actually feel safe.

I never thought this day would come.

He's finally dead,

and we to get on with our lives.

♪ ♪

You too, Kyle.

See you soon, okay?

♪ ♪

Ah!

♪ ♪

Andy...

wakey, wakey.

♪ ♪

Just like the old days, huh?

Kind of kinky.

Chucky?

Help! Help! Somebody help me!

Help! Help!

- [LAUGHS] Music to my ears.
- Please!

Go ahead. Scream your head off.

- Help!
- There's no one around for miles.

How'd you find me?

Caroline found you, actually.

Kid's a real whiz with computers.

I'm his new friend till the end.

Caroline, you don't have to do this.

I'm not. I'm just observing.

Listen to me. k*lling is wrong.

- [SIGHS]
- I wasn't raised religious.

You got too comfortable, Andy.

How many times have I tried to k*ll you?

I've lost count.

And every time you'd slip away.

You're my white whale, Andy,

my Moby Dickhead.

Are you actually trying to
make a literary reference?

No, it was a fat joke.

- [LAUGHING]
- f*ck you!

I've waited a long time for this, Andy.

- [GRUNTING]
- And I'm going to enjoy it.

- [SCREAMING]
- [GRUNTING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

[GRUNTING]

♪ ♪

[LAUGHS EVILLY]

[GRUNTING, LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

I've waited a long time for this, Andy.

[LAUGHS EVILLY] And
I'm going to enjoy it.

[GASPS]

[EERIE MUSIC]

What the f*ck?

♪ ♪

What the f*ck?

♪ ♪

Huh?

♪ ♪

"What to do if you
find that you are aging.

Step one, vacate the vessel."

♪ ♪

Hmm.

♪ ♪

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Give me the power, I beg of you.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Uh...

morning.

How'd you sleep?

I read this book cover to cover.

I could have told you
that wouldn't work.

The book says on page ,
"If your vessel is aging,

that means you need to see a doctor."

Is it noticeable? Tell me honestly.

How old do you think I look?

I don't know. Three.

[GASPS]

Two.

With these crow's feet? Please.

Well, it is the natural law.

Caroline, look at me.

Does anything about me
strike you as natural?

Well, maybe not your crow's feet.

[PLAYFUL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[DOOR BUZZING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Oh, my God. Is that...

Oh, hello.

♪ ♪

You're not the producer from "Dateline."

Surprise.

[DOOR BUZZES]

So...

h-how are you, Lexy?

How do you think?

I'm really sorry about your mother.

I told Chucky k*lling a
mother on Christmas Eve

is just tacky.

I'm really, really sorry.

I'm sorry you're going
to be standing trial

for m*rder in Texas.

- [CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
- Actually, I'm not sorry.

I'm ecstatic.

I knew I should never
have taken that trip

to see the Alamo.

[CHUCKLES] But that tour
guide was just so awful.

She deserved it.

♪ ♪

Stilettos? In prison?

I got connections.

Besides, my mother always told me,

you can never be overdressed.

Look, Tiffany, you were the
last person who saw my sister.

Please, tell me where Caroline is.

I don't know.

You know how much this sucks
for me, having to come to you.

I swear, I don't know where she is.

Bullshit!

- Time's up.
- Time's up.

Where is she? Where is my sister?

Chucky took her.

What? No, I k*lled him.

No, there was one more.

Remember that Belle
doll your sister had?

That was Chucky in drag.

What?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the hands.

What the f*ck? Wait. Where are they?

Tiffany, please just
tell me where they are!

Tiffany, where the f*ck are they?

Tiffany, where are they?

Your Honor, I'd like to
call my first witness...

Nica Pierce.

[SPECTATORS MURMURING]

[DOORS OPEN]

♪ ♪

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

Do you swear to tell the
truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the
truth, so help you God?

I do.

♪ ♪

Ms. Pierce,

how are you acquainted
with Jennifer Tilly?

Jennifer Tilly kidnapped
me, dismembered me,

and held me hostage for over a year,

during which time I witnessed
her k*ll nine people.

And she forced me to watch "Liar Liar"

over and over again on a loop.

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

That's horrible, Ms. Pierce.

I'm truly sorry for
what you've suffered.

Kidnapping...

dismemberment.

plus you were framed, weren't you,

for many of Ms. Tilly's crimes?

I was fully exonerated

shortly after your client was arrested.

Yes, you were,

exonerated by her timely confession.

In fact, Ms. Tilly even confessed

to the murders of your family,

murders for which you had
already been found guilty,

long before you ever met my client,

on a night she had an ironclad alibi.

Now, why would she do that, Ms. Pierce?

I did not k*ll my family.

Why would she do that?

Because I love you!

Because she's f*cking crazy!

She's a homicidal f*cking maniac!

Order! I said order!

Miss Tilly, please, sit down.

Thank you, Ms. Pierce.

- You may go now.
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

I'd like to call my next witness.

♪ ♪

She's a monster.

A complete psychopath.

Even her fashion sense is deranged.

And that voice...

It's the sound of my nightmares.

Did I mention she kidnapped my sister?

♪ ♪

[LIGHT MUSIC]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Ye... [SIGHS] Yes.

Uh-huh.

I don't care if your mother d*ed.

You get in that office,
and you shred everything.

[SIGHS]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

You miss one sacrifice,
and everything goes to sh*t. Am I right?

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

[SCREECHING]

- What's in the box?
- [SCREECHING]

- My ex.
- [SCREECHES]

Charles...

Charles Lee Ray?

♪ ♪

[SCREECHING]

[SIGHS]

Mr. Ray, I'm Dr. Rosen.

Got to say, Doc...

you're not exactly what I expected.

Ah.

I'll make sure I have my
chickens and goats next time.

I, of course, know who you are.

Your reputation precedes you.

[CLEARS THROAT] Turn
your head and cough.

[COUGHING]

[HEARTBEAT POUNDING]

Hmm.

Open your mouth and say ah.

Ah.

What is it?

That's, uh, unusual.

Give it to me straight, Doc.

Mr. Ray, have you been, uh, practicing

any other religions lately?

Worshipping another deity, perhaps?

Never.

I've been a Damballic for years.

Nothing in recent memory?

Friends, lovers, anyone close to you

dabbling in, say...

Christianity?

Well...

I was sort of involved

in an exorcism last year.

- Oh, dear.
- What?

Oh, come on, it can't
be that bad. Lay it on me.

Mr. Ray, you have been
infected with Christian magic.

Worse still, the contagion source

seems to be Catholicism.

It's... it's quite advanced.

♪ ♪

I haven't heard of this happening

since the th century.

Those f*cking kids.

You got some herbs or
something to fix me up?

Oh, you're far too along for that.

It's already aging you.

Ritual sacrifice? Whatever you need.

Mr. Ray, it's not me you have to beg.

It's Damballa.

You said someone had it
before in the th century.

- What happened to them?
- They d*ed.

You're dying, Mr. Ray.

[LAUGHS]

Oh, is that all?

You had me scared there for a second.

I've d*ed lots of times.

I always come back.

Not from this, you don't.

Well, can't you make
it so that I can jump

into another body... piece of cake.

Mr. Ray, I don't think
you understand me.

Damballa has abandoned you.

Without him, you have no power.

This is your last vessel.

Doc, there's got to be
something you can do.

I mean, I can't actually die.

I got people to k*ll.

I got plans.

[PRINTER WHIRRING]

This hasn't been attempted
since the Crusades.

The petitioner was unsuccessful.

I'll do it, whatever it takes.

It will take an evil of a magnitude

even you can't comprehend.

I'm intrigued.

Your Honor, I'd now like
to call my final witness...

Jennifer Tilly.

Uh, um...

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Finally.

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

Ha-ha.
Took long enough.

Do you swear to tell the
truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the
truth, so help you God?

Sure.

Why not?

- Ms. Tilly.
- Ms. Valentine.

I'm sorry. What do you mean?

I'm actually Tiffany Valentine.

I've just been using Jennifer's body.

I'm sure the court
would love to hear more.

Please, go on.

I was Charles Lee Ray's girlfriend.

We met in the ' s,

and it was beautiful for a time.

And then he electrocuted
me in a bubble bath

and transferred my soul into
a limited-edition Belle doll.

- A Belle doll?
- Yes, please, try and keep up.

Me and Charles... well, now
everybody calls him Chucky...

he's a doll, too, you know.

We ended up in Hollywood,

and I immediately started stalking

Jennifer Tilly.

I'm her biggest fan.

And once I got a look at
her fabulous lifestyle,

well, I was hooked.

So I transferred my soul once again.

That's a lot of soul transferring.

How does it work?

Voodoo, of course.

I transferred my soul
into Jennifer's body,

and I've been impersonating
her ever since.

But...

as wild and wonderful
as this ride has been,

I just want to be me again...

Tiffany Valentine.

I see.

Objection, Your Honor.
What is the point of this charade?

Yes, I've been wondering that myself.

My point here is to show
the court my petition

declaring Ms. Tilly not
guilty by reason of insanity

is completely valid.

And she is therefore not
responsible for her actions.

Transferred souls,

doll bodies, bubble baths?

♪ ♪

We've seen many examples
of Hollywood actors

who go so deep into the roles they play,

they struggle to find their way back.

I call it the Austin Butler Effect.

It took that poor man months
to lose the Elvis accent.

Now, Ms. Tilly is herself
an Oscar-nominated actress.

Yes.

Well-known for diving
headfirst into her characters

no matter how complex.

On the occasion of playing
serial k*ller Tiffany Valentine

in the hit Universal film
"Chucky Goes Psycho"...

- [CHUCKLES]
- She went too deep.

And this is the result.

My client believes she
is Tiffany Valentine.

I'm Tiffany. I am.
I'm Tiffany Valentine.

- [CROWD MURMURING]
- Quiet, please.

I'm not guilty by reason of insanity.

There's something wrong with me.

You may step down now, Ms.
Tilly, or whoever you are.

[EERIE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

What's so evil about this?

[CHUCKLES] If these walls could talk.

It's a Dutch colonial.

So.

The most evil houses are
always Dutch colonials.

Think about it. "Amityville,"
"Elm Street," "Twin Peaks."

What the f*ck is up with the Dutch?

Must be all the weed.

♪ ♪

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ ♪

That look like six people to you?

I count eight. Why?

The doc said I need to make

six sacrifices to Damballa

for this to work.

So...

if you want a cr*ck at one or two,

be my guest.

That's okay. I'll just watch.

Watch and learn from the master.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Is everything okay?

Where are your parents?

[CRYING] Please, mister, I'm lost.

Can you help me?

Of course. Come on in.

♪ ♪

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

What a spread.

Ron DeFeo, eat your heart out.

[CHUCKLES EVILLY]

Who's Ron DeFeo?

Oh, my God. Kids these days.

No sense of history.

In ,

a guy named Ron DeFeo
m*rder*d his entire family

in this very house.

And they say

that everyone that's lived here since

has been tortured or terrorized or both.

Is that supposed to scare me?

Okay, enough story time.

Let's get this over with.

[EERIE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

You need some help?

I got it. I got it.

♪ ♪

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Damballa, give me the
power, I beg of you.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

♪ ♪

Is something supposed to happen?

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

♪ ♪

God damn it!

Chucky, look at your hands.

f*ck. f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.

This house isn't evil enough.

We got to think bigger.

You got that? Think bigger.

- You're not thinking bigger.
- I'm thinking!

♪ ♪

Has the jury reached a verdict?

We have, Your Honor.

We find the defendant, Jennifer Tilly,

guilty of counts of
m*rder in the first degree.

[CROWD MURMURING]

What?

[MURMURING CONTINUES]

Sentencing will be in October.

- This court is adjourned.
- [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

But I'm innocent by reason of insanity!

- Jennifer!
- It's Tiffany!

[GASPING] Oh, God, I can't breathe.

I-I can't go back there again.

It's so...

[GASPING, SOBBING]

♪ ♪

This isn't a Dutch colonial.

No, but it's still shady as sh*t.

How? I read that only, like, ten people

have ever even d*ed in there.

And nobody's ever been m*rder*d here.

Not yet.

But all over the world,

millions have d*ed
because of the decisions

made inside those walls.

This is the place.

I can feel it.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

All finished.

What's with you?

I just wish I could go to
the White House with you.

I mean, I did all this
homework to help find a way in.

Sorry, doll, I got to do this alone.

I'm going to miss you, Chucky.

It's just till I k*ll six people.

It'll fly by.

Then I'll be cured,

and we can go k*ll your
first-grade teacher.

Now, how does that sound?

Ms. Sherman... I can hardly wait.

Caroline, you know...

I was always jealous of your dad.

I guess that's why I k*lled him.

I was jealous that he had...

[SIGHS]

That he had such a great kid.

♪ Imagine this moment ♪

♪ I pictured it with you ♪

Hey, don't forget the hands.

They're a dead giveaway.

This better work.

My superpower is being adorable.

You look great,

but you'll need to
reapply every hours.

Are you scared, Chucky?

No.

I don't get scared.
I make people scared.

Don't worry. This is going to work.

You're going to be okay.

Just go in there and do what you do.

Go make Damballa proud. Knock 'em dead.

I'll send pics.

[BIRD CAWING]

[SOMBER MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[BIRD CAWING]

♪ ♪

[EERIE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

Sweetie.

♪ ♪

[GASPS]

Hi, I'm Joseph, and I'm
your friend till the end.

Hidey Ho. Ha ha ha.

♪ ♪

Hey, Henry, hey, why don't you...

♪ ♪

I haven't seen him smile
like that in months.

♪ ♪

Can I keep him?

Sure, honey. [CHUCKLES]

[LIGHT EERIE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

♪ ♪

[BELLS TOLLING]

All rise.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

Jennifer Tilly, for the crime
of m*rder in the first degree,

you are hereby sentenced to
death by lethal injection.

- [CROWD MURMURS]
- May God mercy on your soul.

- [GAVEL BANGS]
- Jennifer, I'm so... so sorry.

For the last time, it's
Tiffany, you f*cking idiot!

No wonder you f*cked up the case!

We can still appeal.

f*ck the appeal! You're f*cking fired!

Wait, wait, that book,
"Voodoo For Dummies"...

I still need it.

Get me that f*cking book,
and then you're f*cking fired!

♪ ♪

You're getting what
you deserve, you know.

I'm only sorry that I didn't
get a chance to do it myself.

- [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK]
- Oh, Nica.

I hope they don't hit the wrong vein.

I hear that could be very, very painful.

Ha... have you talked to Gigi?

Yeah, I talk to them every day.

They're doing great,
safe from you and Chucky.

Give them my love.

- Give them my love, please.
- [SCOFFS]

- Please.
- Tiffany, I want you to know

that I'm going to be there
when the curtain goes up.

I am going to watch you die,

and then... [SNIFFLES]

I'm going to roll this chair
all over your f*cking grave!

♪ ♪

Okay?

O-okay.

Okay, it's a date.

Come on. Go ahead.

[LAUGHING]

Bye, Tiffany!

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Henry...

we need to give the doll to Teddy, okay?

He has to run it through security.

- Like Mommy's purse?
- Yeah, just like that.

He'll be back in no time. I promise.

Be careful with Joseph, Teddy.

♪ ♪

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

♪ ♪

Got to love the attention to detail.

♪ ♪

[PEOPLE CHANTING EERILY]

♪ ♪

[CHILD GIGGLING]