Alright, guys, we're
gonna open with Girl Baby
Baby, and close with Baby
Baby Girl. Wait, no, that
doesn't sound right. Ooh,
I got it! Open with Baby
Baby Girl! Close with
Baby Baby Girl Woman! Yes!
Well, you're gonna make boy band
history tonight. Five, ten, five, eleven
Give it up for...
Hunter!
There she goes!
I'm the floor, let's do
this, no one talking!
Did everybody know it?
The energy that you
shifted when we dropped it?
We weren't dropping!
We were dropping!
I don't think so!
We're about to take place.
Cause the blood is young and the kingdom
is gone And we gotta love us, right?
I don't think nothing's stopping us
I don't think nothing's stopping us
I don't think nothing's
stopping us Hey!
Frank is watching.
Yes!
Come on, guys!
What are you doing? This is a real.
Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by.
We are experiencing some stuff.
Hey, man, at least we didn't fall.
We fell.
See what happens when
you don't follow my lead?
Dude, that is exactly what
happens when we follow your lead.
Oh, so it's my fault.
Is that what you're saying?
I know we can reach the
perfect family Harmony.
What if we don't want to?
Yeah, dude, this used to be fun.
Now it's all about being perfect.
You know what?
I'm done playing the heart drop.
My exquisitely chiseled
rock hard abs, and I quit.
I quit too, and you can do these.
I'm more than just the fun one.
I'm in a sad book club.
Did you know that? A sad book club.
I'm gonna find trolls
who take me seriously.
Fine! I don't need this.
I'm out. I'm done. I'm sorry. I'm gonna go.
Hike, but never play trail.
Buy myself. Bro, loan.
Here's the catch.
Bro, bro, go on solo.
Yo.
Why forever?
Fine, I'm out of here.
Same here. Guys, please, come on.
It's my fault.
I don't really know anything.
No, no, Branch, this is not your fault.
We're not in sync.
We've gone from boys to men, and now
there's only one direction for us to go.
The back streets.
But not you, but you're not leaving, too.
Not forever. I'll be back. I promise.
But right now, I have to follow my heart.
It's telling me that it's
time to start a solo career.
But what am I gonna do?
If Branch, you are gonna do
the most important things of all.
You're gonna take care of grandma.
Oh, come on, Branch.
Let's play some problem.
But I won't let you win.
Because I'll play for the money.
You might have to let her win.
Occasionally.
When you miss me, you can wear this.
That'll be like I'm right here with you.
And when you come
back, we'll make a hideout.
Definitely.
Wow, is that a 10-story water slide?
Yeah, that's how we shower.
Well, we better keep this in a safe place.
We'll see you soon, baby, Branch.
See you later.
Go for a moment.
Okay, Branch.
What? Oh, hey.
Are you all right?
You're smiling and crying at the same time.
It kind of looks like
it's hurting your face.
It does hurt my face.
I guess I'm just missing my grandma.
I was just listening to
some of her old records.
Roseone? No way. I love Roseone.
Really? I mean, really?
I know, you like them too.
I don't. I'm actually hate listening.
It's a new thing.
My grandma had very questionable taste.
I mean, just look at how
she decorated this place.
I'm sorry, but there are some things
that just shouldn't be macromade.
Am I right?
Uh, kind of seems like there's
something you're not telling me.
What? Just be silly. No.
Hey, I need you to be real with me.
It seems like more than a macrame issue.
If you're having feelings, you
can talk about them with me.
Okay. You're right.
Oh, hey. Look at the time.
We're going to be late
to the royal wedding.
Let's go get Mary.
What? I mean, let's get
Bridget and Crystal married.
Oh, because that would
be weird if we got Mary.
Yeah, it's weird.
That's weird.
It's even weird that we're still
talking about how weird it was.
Yeah.
It was about 15 seconds later.
Yeah.
Everyone can see when we're together.
As you are all by.
Cool.
And if I just like birds, I'm so better.
I won't tell.
No.
I need help.
All of the people who promise to say.
Can he be that coach?
Oh, sh*t.
Just let this thing fall around.
Oh, sh*t.
We're going to learn it.
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, yeah. That was a crazy bachelor party.
I know. I'm feeling so good.
Oh, sh*t, wake up.
Oh, sh*t.
Why are you still here?
Jon, look at this thing, G.
We can say that again.
Let's go ahead and come check the nails.
Baby, how you feelin?
Under my head, just by nails.
Baby, how you feelin'?
Look at them.
Oh, we got to be beautiful.
I can feel it from inside.
I even really am excited.
Alright.
Uh, no.
Uh, no, no.
That's Chanel!
Bush!
Emergency!
Look at you, Tiny Diamond!
You make the cutest little flower, boy!
Come on, Danny.
I'm not a baby anymore!
I'm the cutest little flower, Meg!
I'm tiny.
You're only a month old.
Do not!
Everybody treat me
like a dresser little, baby!
But I'm walking in the wagon of the days.
I'm on a dice, drinking
coffee, getting wild!
Daddy, I'm a man!
That's not a little child!
Come on, guys! It's time!
Hey!
You're my sister's with me!
And it doesn't help me properly!
Frigid!
Poppy! You look so beautiful!
Thank you so much for being my man, Potter.
I couldn't have done this without you.
Oh, of course, Frigid!
I love you like a sister.
Probably.
I don't have a sister, so I
wouldn't know, which is fine.
It's something I'm coming in terms with.
Poppy?
Can we maybe unpack the
sister thing after the house?
Ah!
Yeah, no, of course.
You go get him, girl.
Before I do!
Look, a beautiful angel sent from heaven.
Hey, Frigid!
You still have time to run for it!
Very funny on Smeen.
I'm so glad you could make it.
Dearly beloved.
We are gathered here today to
celebrate the sweet, sweet love of Bridget.
Hey, girl.
And Mr. Yummy, tell me himself,
King Gressel, now falling in love is easy.
We've all done it.
I've done it a hundred times.
Thousands even.
If you count that semester, I spent abroad.
Stop the wedding!
Uh, Bridget, do you know this guy?
I can't remember all my sisters, Gressel.
Sorry, is this bad timing?
I'm just trying to find a troll name.
Oh, baby, branch!
You're making a mistake,
stranger, that looks similar to me.
There's no branch here.
Look at you, you got so big.
You're not a branch anymore,
you're more like a trunk.
Chunk in the trunk.
Ow!
I bet you can still pick me up.
Girl, who's you going to have?
Here goes my back.
Oh, Charlie Morse!
Oh, God!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, Charlie Morse is fake!
Stop right there.
You put my boyfriend down, tell
us who you are and what you want.
Hey!
Oh, what?
You're right.
Don't be rude to me.
You didn't introduce myself.
I'm Bridget's brother.
What?
What?
Oh, come on, me diggles!
Correction.
Used to be my brother.
Not anymore.
Hey, remember earlier when I said
you should open up to me and be real?
Whoa.
Who started by telling me
you had a secret brother?
Former brother.
That's not how DNA works.
Dad, did you know about this?
Oh, what would I know
about secret family members?
Oh, my gosh, it was me, some root.
I've never read anyone
from Ring to Stanley before.
I'm Poppy, Bridget's girlfriend.
Should we hug, fist bump, smile and wave
for now and see what the night takes us?
All of the above.
Wait, I know you.
You're the guy from Brozone!
We were just listening to them!
Yeah!
Brozone!
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't tell me.
Okay, well, you're not the heartthrob.
Well, that's your opinion.
I didn't want to know.
You're kind of uptight.
Uptight.
Not the sensitive one, either.
Okay, a lot of assumptions for
someone you've just met 30 seconds ago.
Oh, I've got it!
You're John Dory!
The lead!
The old one!
Sorry to interrupt, but we lose the
venue at 11, so... Don't try to listen.
Very hot, gossip.
So, if your branch is
broke, then that means that
all the other brozone bros
are branches bros, too!
Branch!
How come you never told me?
Because it's complicated.
Oh, sweetie, because
you've worked in the band.
Oh, but branch was in the band, all right?
What?
No way, which one was he?
Bitty B.
Bitty B?
No, that's impossible.
Bitty B had glasses.
Oh, and a diaper.
And a falsetto made of gold.
Not that anyone cared,
but that's all in the past.
Because they stopped
being my brothers the
day they walked out on
me and never came back.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not fair, branch.
I did come back, but no one was there.
It wasn't until I heard about
you saving the world from a
rock apocalypse that I
realized you were even still alive.
Oh, that's so sweet.
He realized I was still alive.
20 years too late.
Hi!
Sorry he gets angry as he gets breakfast.
I had breakfast.
It was avocado toast with
two poached eggs, some
cayenne for a little
kick, and you know what?
It was delightful.
What's going on with you?
The question we should be
asking is what's going on with him.
I bet you he's only here
because he needs something.
That's not true.
He's your brother.
Branch, I'm going to be straight with you.
I need something.
And there it is.
Come on, man.
I'm trying here.
Wait.
We will hold up, Branch.
It's about Floyd.
What do you mean?
He's in danger, man.
I hadn't heard from him
since the band broke up.
What?
Until...
I got a letter from him.
Dear John Dory, I'm being held against
my will by superstars velvet and veneer.
Come to Mount Rage is at
once and bring our brothers.
Love, Floyd.
I didn't know where any of you
were, so I went to Mount Rage's alone.
I found where this velvet and
veneer were performing that night.
I didn't know where any of you was,
which was always coming up, by the way.
I didn't know where any of you was,
which was always coming up, by the way.
I knew where I was, which
was always coming up.
And there was Floyd.
Eh...
John Dory, I can't believe it.
I never thought I'd see
any of my brothers again.
I'm gonna get you out of here, bro.
No, you gotta get out of here.
You don't understand.
Melbourne and the near
are giant pop obsessed
succubai with no talent, and
they've been stealing mine.
They'll be back any minute for more.
What?
That's even worse than lip-sinking.
Not my brother, not today.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
The model is made of
diamond, and there's only
one thing that's powerful
enough to shatter diamond.
Right!
A diamond-shattering diamond hammer!
Where can we get one of those?
No, John.
It's the perfect family Harmony.
Of course, the perfect family Harmony.
Our voices don't look garbage.
It is more than wrong.
Run, John Dory.
Save yourself.
Don't worry, boy.
I'll be back with the brothers.
You have my way!
So you came here
to get the band back
together and sing the
perfect family Harmony?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, so we can
attempt to sing something.
We've only tried once
and failed so miserably
at that we broke up and never
talked to each other again.
We are so in!
What?
Uh, could you give us a second?
Huh?
Okay.
What are you doing?
This is your second chance
with your brother's branch.
It's not that easy, okay?
You don't get it.
You don't have any siblings.
That's my point!
Branch, you are so lucky
to have a brother to fight for.
I mean, if I had a sister,
it would be so perfect.
We b*at best friends and we teach
each other things and we never fight.
We don't always have each other's back.
We wouldn't even have to talk
because we think all the same thoughts.
Everyone would ask
us who we're twins and
we'd laugh and we'd be like,
oh well, I'm not decking me.
But, if she were ever in trouble, I
would do everything I could to help her.
I would show up.
Okay.
Listen, if there was a brother that I might
do this for and I'm not saying there is.
It would be Floyd.
I'm not hearing no!
Yes!
Yes!
Good for me!
Rosa, 2.0!
Rosa, we're eating it!
Rosa, here we grow again!
Rosa, where did they grow?
I don't know, we're going to fight!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, that's coming out of his posits.
We don't know, ain't she a beaut?
Rosa!
Oh, something!
Um, I guess she likes you?
Yes, she does.
Of course she's marking you as
prey to never quite tell with Rhonda.
Uh, guys, if you don't
mind, I really cannot wait
another minute to marry
this gorgeous specimen.
I now pronounce you, husband and wife.
Okay.
All aboard.
Bye everybody!
It's like you crazy kids!
You're having awesome money man!
Thanks Poppy!
I love you too!
Today, on a very special
episode of The Bob on
Top, we're talking about overnight
superstars filming a veneer!
Watch me work!
So, what do you want to know?
I'm an open book.
Why open?
We're gaming novels.
Okay, well, who are some
of your biggest influences?
Honestly, those always been my inspiration.
My biggest inspiration?
Hmm, I have to go with also me.
Well, one thing's for sure,
after two months on the scene,
the superstar duel received
the prestigious Life for a w*r.
That's celebrating a
lifetime of achievements.
Be sure to catch the performance
this weekend at the Rage Dogs!
Last question.
How do you guys stay the biggest
superstars Mount Rages has ever known?
What's your secret?
Secret?
We don't have a secret.
What would my calm, casual
sounding brother mean?
Is it simple, really?
It just takes lots of hard work
and loads of natural talent.
If we're gonna make it through the Rage
Dome Show, we're gonna need more troll!
What are you doing?
Why are you always hovering?
I'm standing.
We'll be a good little assistant.
Go stand in the corner.
Oh, yes.
I'm here.
I think this is kind of a calm corner.
Okay, I cannot with her.
It's really too much.
Well, time for a spritz.
No, please.
I barely have any talent left to give.
I mean, maybe you have
a desperate Christmas
album or one-off national
anthem performance.
That is it.
Oh, really? You don't wanna?
Okay, that's fine.
We'll just kiss our careers goodbye
and focus our efforts on charity.
That's a good one.
Oh, that's more like it.
We're so close to having
everything we've always knew.
We believe we deserve to have.
Veneer, what's with
your vibe and your face?
Why do you have resting moody vibe face?
No, I know.
We deserve to be famous
just because we want to.
But honestly, that dude looks rough.
He's fine.
And he's getting pale.
And not like a stunning Victorian way.
But, do we see what you're doing?
You're literally sucking
the life out of me.
That's what I tell crimp every day.
What are we gonna do?
We obviously can't rely on this troll
to get us through his dress rehearsal.
Let alone the rage, don't show.
It's all going to change as
soon as we have Brozone.
Brozone?
Yup, I forced a letter begging
for them to come and save you.
I love me.
No, you leave my brothers alone.
I'm exhausted by this drama.
Hey, do you wanna go buy a yacht?
Oh, good idea. Let's buy matching yachts.
Oh, good idea.
This is for all the lonely people.
Waking the life has passed us by.
We won't give up until
we drink from a silver car.
And ride that highway in the sky.
Very clearly, skills are improving.
Thank you.
Operation Family Harmony is on and popping.
What?
Oh, nothing. I just didn't know any better.
I'd almost say we're excited.
It has nothing to do with my brothers.
Alright, alright.
Tiny Prince Bobby in this random news.
But another news convention filled
with heart, hilarity, and happiness.
Tiny, what are you doing here?
Well, I'm Puffy. Who your information?
I am no longer a baby. I am a big boy now.
And I'm on a man-sized
rite of passage to learn
the lessons of life,
courage, and maybe love.
Aw.
Should we be letting a baby drive?
Not to wear a fellow grown-up?
I have procured my learner's permit.
Who is a Dolty McMan face?
The better question is, are you a narc?
What? No, don't. It's lying. Are you?
Enough chit chat, a Dolty McMan face.
Step on it.
Okay, guys, where was I? We gotta find
our brothers and fast, but don't worry.
All branches got it handled.
All we have to do is follow the clues.
Wow. Check out your old outfits.
Puppy jackets? Who can show
them that was his denim tuxedos?
Branch. Did you have frosted tips?
Yeah, it was an era.
Don't forget his perm.
No way. Pictures of it didn't happen.
Ah! Oh sh*t, you k*lled
myself here and I love it.
Oh, but we had to pull a plug
when he tried to frost his perm.
It was an era.
Tragic.
While you two are strolling down
memory Lane, I'll work on finding spruce.
I'm gonna eat coffees
of that pick while it's nice.
Listen, baby brother. We don't
need your little board to find spruce.
Not little.
Because I got this.
Ah!
A postcard that says wish you were here.
That's it? It's not even signed.
It's definitely spruce. I mean, he's
the only one I know who talks that way.
There's no return address. It's blank.
This could be from anywhere.
We can't find spruce with this.
Yeah, we can.
All we have to do is find this sunset.
Like in that optimism poppy
seed, Branch, one word.
Keep on.
Hey man, I knew about
being treated like a baby.
But why does just the two of us?
You want some of these?
Nah, thanks man.
I can't get back on that train.
Suit yourself.
I need a name. Look at this.
We're not gonna find spruce with this.
I bet the sunset doesn't even exist.
Oh! At them!
Oh man, of course.
Hey guys, you don't want to see this.
I knew we'd find it.
First must be on that island.
No!
Hey even here, cackles.
Alright y'all, let's mobilize.
Yeah, cackles have a little baby.
What are you doing?
Were you not friends?
We're on to here's completely waterproof.
Whoa!
It is a nice surprise.
Whoa!
It's just waterfalls!
Go around the completely waterproof, huh?
So, um, John Ray, who wrote those songs?
I love your love girl.
I did.
Cool.
Who wrote, um, girl,
you bring my heart girl?
I did.
So cool.
Who wrote, girl, I love your
love girl, you bring my heart girl.
I still love you, but I seriously think we
should have talked about our relationship.
Oh, that was brand.
Shut up.
That was my favorite version
of something like Amber.
J.K.
Also me.
Grandma's just never in her son.
I was a baby.
What did you want me to write about?
Diaperash?
Okay, J.K., get easy.
Hey, what's wrong?
I was like, super happy.
This is our most fun mission yet.
J.K.
Grandma, do you know how lucky you are?
A brother is a friend
who can never leave you.
It's the strongest bond in the world.
I would k*ll to have a
sibling to sing with, Branch.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you can have mine.
Okay, fine.
Poppy, wait.
It's real enough, Steph.
Am I right?
You know I still got
that bang, if you want it.
Oh, oh, don't be waving that thing around.
All right, y'all.
We're getting close to something.
I can feel it.
Ah!
Whoa, what do we got here?
Hey, guys.
Looks like I found some
fellow rock climbers.
Hey, hey.
Hi!
Welcome to VAK Island,
where every day is a VAK.
The fun of holiday.
You can't find the words to say.
You're all the guy in the name of your son.
We'll be where you're not the fight.
But it makes me feel so fine.
I can't control my brain.
She's got a mist up on my stick.
Tell me how fantastic.
Touch me on the back.
She says I'm Mr. Moon.
Oh!
Sing!
Kiss me away.
It'll win my far ways.
Hurry!
It'll be hard to out.
Just to dream and a way to carry me.
As soon as I will be free.
Oh, yeah.
I totally see it.
Yeah, that's cool!
Ready to bring some back to the top.
Hey, laddies.
See, we floats are almost out.
Thanks, boss.
Hey, oh, spruce!
Spruce!
Hey!
Fishes are on the back.
Don't order the clams.
Don't ask why.
Frickety squid and one jellyfish lighter.
Spruce!
Wait!
Huh?
Oh, no.
I knew this would happen one day.
Listen, I know you
recognized me from Brozone,
and I'm happy to give you
an autograph or whatever.
But can you please be discreet about it?
Spruce, it's us.
It's your brothers.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bitty B!
What?
Oh!
No tossing, okay?
Too big to be tossed.
The last time I saw
you, you were in diapers.
Divers!
Right.
Wait with it!
Stop it!
It's disgusting.
I am a grown-Oh, sorry.
Oh, wet.
We'll leave.
Hi, Spruce.
I'm Hoppy.
Wow.
It's like, it's so cool to
meet you or whatever.
Um, this is tiny diamond.
Hey!
What's up?
k*ller Nacho, what you got here by the way?
Yeah!
All right!
Okay, Spruce.
We're here because we don't actually
know what's called me Spruce in years.
I go by Bruce now.
I'm sorry.
Did you say Bruce?
Yeah.
I wanted to put the whole boy band
thing behind me now that I'm a dad.
Wait a minute.
You were a father?
Yeah!
I can't wait for you to meet everyone.
Hi, honey.
These are my brothers.
Unexpectedly.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, hello there!
So nice to finally meet you.
Hi!
Hello!
This is my wife and
business partner, Brandi.
She is my soulmate.
My very tall soulmate.
But we make it work.
Oh.
We don't even really know how it works.
I'm kidding.
I'm not.
Daddy, Daddy.
Can I have a cookie?
Becoming a dad was like
a seismic shift to my brain.
Daddy, Bruce, join your band name.
No biting.
Daddy, I don't see how any
government stands a chance.
You're not wrong, kid.
I'm stuck in this ketchup bottle.
Okay.
Gonna handle all of that.
Just give Daddy two seconds.
Okay.
Love you.
Has a dad?
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Guess what?
I have a pink eye.
Oh my pink eye.
Oh, .
The experts got a cut to the chase.
We're not here to catch up.
We're here because we need
to hit the perfect family Harmony.
Oh no.
You're still going on about that?
Hey, get these guys.
They're meals to go.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
It's for Floyd.
He's being held c*ptive.
What?
What are we waiting for?
We need to call the authorities.
We need Harmony.
It's for us.
It has to be us.
Floyd's being held
c*ptive in a diamond prison.
Oh.
Well, yeah.
You need the perfect
family Harmony for that.
Exactly.
Wait, but how?
We've never even come
close to pulling it off.
You do remember our last show, don't you?
If we practice.
No, we'll be able to nail it.
You have to.
And my age I forget they don't think.
You guys, I told you dad wasn't in a band.
Oh, I was in a band.
I was in the band.
You asked your mother if I was in a band.
Oh, she was in a band.
Prove it.
I'll prove it.
I'll prove it right now.
Yes.
You're going to have fun.
Why don't you get up there?
Those things with your brothers.
I'll do it to say Floyd when I have to.
But I'm not doing it right
now just for fun season.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
You're probably right.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're the one who...
Wait, what'd you say?
No, you're afraid that
singing with your brothers
again after all these
years will overwhelm you
with emotions too
powerful for you to handle.
I agree with you.
I don't think you can handle
it, so I think you shouldn't do it.
I think I can handle singing a song.
Prove it.
All right, fine.
But this is more than likely beneath me.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Hi girls like Candy.
Candy tree.
She knocks me right off of my feet.
She's so fine.
Ask her be.
It's like a perfect Harmony.
Get in your room.
Oh, my girl.
I'm so sweet.
Come back to me.
Oh, you got the right stuff.
Baby.
Love the way you turned me on.
Oh, I got it.
You got the right stuff.
Baby.
Baby.
You're the reason why I sang this song.
You're all I am wrong in it.
Baby, I'm wrong in it.
Baby, you're wrong in it.
When I walk out, you will come back.
You will come back.
You will come back.
Oh.
Tell me that didn't feel good I can't
believe I remembered every word every step
It looks like your
band-aids aren't behind you.
Ugh.
Uh, Brandy, my love.
So I know we have kind
of a lot going on here,
but do you think it would
be crazy if I were to...
Not leave me here to manage
the restaurant and all these kids
so you can go on a musically charged
rescue mission with your brothers?
Yeah, that.
It'd be crazy if you didn't.
You'll never forgive yourself
if you don't help your brothers.
And you can cover when I go on my
girl's yoga retreat next month, all month.
But you should leave now
before you get pink eye.
Save yourself.
Don't! Don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't!
I love you!
Quick! You got this!
Ooh!
Oh my god, I'm sorry, uh, maybe it
would be easier if you took your shirt off?
Uh, don't be lazy.
Oh, by the way, you know
that thing you asked me for.
Space from you?
Oh, no, yeah, no, uh, what,
uh, anyway, uh, you said you
needed a way to thank you other
smoothies even for your estate.
You did?
Yes, that is what I want, go on.
Well, I had an idea.
Ahhh!
Crimpenny, that's not an idea.
Those are shoulder pads.
Thanks, Diver.
It's a high-powered vacuum.
I finally put that master degree
in engineering to good use.
See?
You just pop the grape or strawberry
or blueberry or clava slice right in here.
And it releases the food's
essence through here.
Once you're on the
stage, lightly tap this
button, just delicately,
you know, like once.
You said that it was for smoothies,
it's called lying prim, deal with me.
If you're used too much, you'll k*ll him?
The plum that I tested turned into a broom.
I don't want to k*ll
the little guy, they're
kind of cute when
they're up and about,
hanging on the walls,
y'all want to go home.
Do you want to lose all this and go back
to the dark place where we had nothing?
Please!
I won't smoke!
Girl, we grew up in the suburbs.
Our parents were dentists.
Stop!
I will school today.
Stop attacking me!
Our parents were nobodies,
and we were nobodies.
And when I met you,
you were literally sucking
your thumb and
pooping all over the place.
You met me when I was a
baby, so... All over the place.
There was nuts!
You don't want to give
up all the yachts and
the bling and you're a
legal pet monkey, do you?
Okay, I made my piece with it.
Great job, Grinch!
You're smarter than I thought.
No, I don't trust you.
That's maybe not a rational response.
Please don't leave me in the corner!
No, come on.
We're about to go from
star stuff, negative star.
Please, Veneer, it's nothing personal.
I just love my sister.
And all I pain.
And money.
And things I mod.
Yeah, sure.
Dying sucks.
But at least it's for some sweet bling
and some below chic home furnishings.
And you get it.
Oh, my kids love these guys.
We're a total veneer household.
They're the ones who have Floyd.
Ah, it's gonna be hard to
separate the art from the artist.
That's velvet of a near
spicy hot new single.
Watch me work.
Catch them tomorrow
night at the rage dome
where they'll be
receiving the life for a w*r.
Life for a w*r.
Guys, will Floyd even
make it through that show?
Don't worry, we're gonna make it.
We've been looking for clues to find Clay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The clue board?
You mean my clue board?
That I made?
We like the clue board now?
What is he wearing?
Oh, those are just as...
Funder drawers.
John Dory, I have no
idea why you saved these.
It's incredibly disgusting.
But I'm glad you did.
What?
They're memorabilia.
But I will be good gosh darned if I
know how they're gonna help us find Clay.
Help us, Rhonda. She's got the scent.
You're tiny? You see that button?
Uh, yeah, a beautiful shiny button.
Oh, you mean the button that's taking
every fiber of my being not to press?
Yeah, I see it.
Press it.
Oh, Abby, yeah!
That's not the better!
Well!
Two!
Too much hustle is a thing.
Oh, look at that.
Are we sure this is where Clay lives?
Are we sure our GPS is an armadillo bus
sniffing used only so now we're not sure
I think this is the place from every
true crime podcast. I've ever listened to.
Who does that soul be safety
problems, that's what are you doing?
Listen, we don't want
any clown-related trouble,
okay? We're just here
looking for our brother Clay.
Wait a second your trolls.
So what? You're a clown Wow.
It is so fantastic amazing
to see other trolls.
So fantastic amazing is my own
personal word. It means fantastic and
amazing. I used to say magic, but
then I was like, that's what I'm good
That's different, but that works
too way to make it your own.
Is this how people feel when they meet you?
Yes, I mean a lot sometimes I can be a lot
I'm not sure we're in the
right place. Of course. You're
in the right place. Any
troll is welcome here with us
Okay, but what trolls like our new friend
Oh my god, are you thirsty?
Are you thirsty? Yes To celebrate.
That's better now I
finally have some energy.
Did you just read my hair? You're
welcome. It's so good. I love it.
Wow. These fries were amazing.
They really go great with a burger.
Yeah, we try not to use
that word around here.
It's just that burger sounds
a little too much like uh.
We call burgers.
Meet circles.
What do you know actually
I go by Bruce now Bruce.
Someone got fancy. I
like it. Look who's talking.
Is that a sweater
romper? What can I say?
When you go run a place get a
flexed drink. Yeah, I'm the fun that
of the operation and Mr. Clay
takes care of the boring stuff guilty.
No, actually a big
bridge now. Oh, we're just
branch branch is fine
So Clay this is poppy.
You can you do the rusty robot for me?
Yeah, no, I don't do that anymore.
Okay, right kidding.
Can you imagine I wouldn't
just ask you to do that
after meeting you two
seconds ago who would do that?
Yeah, it's just that from
boy Clay is dead serious
boy Clay only does the well oiled robot and
it is no I mean that's still pretty fun.
Yeah, same old Clay. No,
that's not true. If I was still
fun would have chosen the
admin building as my bedroom.
Oh.
Asking the tough questions
guys asking the tough questions.
Oh, right anyway, I can't
believe you all are here.
Wait, what's Floyd?
That's why we're here.
Floyd's been taken prisoner
in mount rages by
superstar singers velvet
and veneer and the only
being powerful enough
to free him is the
perfect family Harmony.
Okay, either they just made
that up or I have not been paying
attention. Well, why have
you just called authorities? Oh?
And this boy is being held in an
impenetrable diamond prison. Yeah.
I mean, I'd also like the ball to
it to keep track of our expenses.
Just because I think you're gonna
need somebody to be on top of that
Yeah, I don't think you'll get
any pushback on that front
great, but we need to leave
from outrageous like now.
You can't leave now. You just got here.
Come on. Let me show you around.
Yeah, no Oh, so cute. Where'd
you get that hook time bracelet?
My dad gave it to me.
Okay, this is so totally random
But I used to have one just like it.
Can I see them?
Wow, it fits you perfectly. Yeah.
Wow.
I'm sorry. Why did you say
your name was again? I'm Poppy.
Poppy.
Okay, um.
Another totally random weird
question, but is your dad king peppy?
Uh, yeah.
Again, Poppy. It's me Viva. I
I'm your sister My
what's your sister?
Only one without a low and low ceiling.
What do you mean we're sisters?
How could I have not known
about you? I can't believe
dad didn't tell me I have a sister.
Dad.
I can't believe this. I'm always drunk
as having a sister. I was just saying
this wasn't I just saying this this means
we can play each other's birthday party
Okay, I'm waiting. Yes, my best
friend Bridget just had her wedding and
it went on without a hitch because
I was like the best made of honor
You'd be the best made of honor.
You and Bridget are gonna love each
other. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna
love her. I love what you love. Yes.
When I look at you.
Every day's looking bright.
No, I can't stop it now.
I'm getting swept up and
I'm still good morning.
I feel like it tonight.
Now they are with me.
You finally see how it's
been working my mind
didn't know I was fine
Now that I'm with you,
it's box I'll find you I.
Now.
So I was thinking about
getting more into like reading
short stories and essays
and set up all novels.
I love that for you. Yeah,
but um just a circle back real
quick. I still have a million
questions about what happened.
I used to live at the troll tree as they're
when you were born and you were so cute
Kind of like you are now only teensier
and weansier and oh, what am I kidding?
This is that we never finished
because we eat all the candy obviously.
But beam um just gonna need you
to focus here and tell me everything.
Why am I only learning about you now? What?
Happened we got accidentally separated
and I left you ever since the end.
Why do candy toa rings next?
Accidentally separated.
Viva doesn't like to talk about it.
It's too painful for her
But she's been here ever since
tonight at the great Bergen att*ck.
Viva are you talking about the
night the trolls escaped Bergen town?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess it was that night.
Not everyone made another that tree.
Some of them get trapped by
Bergen's they were this closely means
you can tell Viva and some of
the other trolls f*cked them off.
But by then.
It was I collapsed and it
would cut off from the rest.
I kept screaming no troll left behind
But when I went back in
the tunnels had collapsed.
That's when I found
Viva's hug time bracelet.
Viva found this old
abandoned Bergen golf
course and transformed
it into this troll utopia
We formed this little
sanctuary of survivors. I
had a fire exit. She had
in her heart and soul.
I've thought so many times
about leaving, you know
to look for you and dad,
but it's not safe out there.
I know I should have told
poppy, but my heart was broken.
I felt like a failure not
just as a king, but as a
father. I feel so guilty. What
do you think I should do?
I'm afraid that's our time for today,
but I just revealed a major trauma.
Okay.
Obviously, this is a
lot and you should be
able to open up about
this on your own time.
But will have plenty of time to work
through this on the way to Mount Rages?
Whoa, I am not going to
Mount Rages and neither
are you silly. You're
never gonna leave again.
Wait, what was the
what was that last thing?
Okay, guys if we're gonna
say Floyd, we need to get
going. I'll go get potty.
No, no, no wait. Hold on
There's no way Viva's gonna
let her go. What? What are you
talking about? Like I said, she's
got some stuff going on, man
If we don't want to get trapped,
we should sneak out now.
Oh Viva, what are you doing? You're
not leaving here. No matter what because.
Because it's just that
safe out there. You're
welcome. Wait, is
this about the Birkins?
Because they stopped trying
to eat us. That's all in the past.
Yeah, right. That's hilarious.
Poppy. I'm laughing really hard.
I'm serious, Viva. Bridget, my best friend.
I was telling you about she's a Birkin.
Look, Bridget and I do a million
fun things together. We talk and
we play games and we sing songs
and make up these really bad dances
It's a lot like well, actually, it's a lot
like what you and I've been doing.
The world's a lot
different than it used to be.
Viva, look I used
to be just like you
I built a bunker and I
lived in it for years because
I knew it was safe and
sure it kept me alive.
And I never had to wear pants.
But I was living.
Well, I'll pants.
Does that make sense?
Well, I feel judged. You
don't understand. I just got
my sister back. I'm not
gonna lose you for anything.
I'm sorry, Viva, but we have to leave.
I don't want to lose my brother either.
Let's move No Poppy, wait.
Poppy, please.
I want you to stay.
Viva, I can't do that.
But you can come with us.
I know you think it's risky and
maybe it is but it'll be worth it.
The only is always worth it.
No, no, no wait, I can't.
Oh.
Oh.
No sign of brozo no, but
I have an idea we could.
Practice I want to be famous,
but I'm not gonna work for it.
Come on we used to make
up little dances together
all the time remember
Pepper, pepper, breast, pepper.
Our dance is sucked.
How many fans do you think we
can get making up sucky dances?
Hey, hello, hello in there.
Wake up, wakey, wakey.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, man, what have we done?
What do we do?
You remember the goldfish you had as a kid?
You mean sparkles?
Okay, goodbye, little guy.
Please hurry up and flush.
Being this close to you next to a
toilet makes me uncomfortable.
You're comfortable.
Wow, I thought Ghost just floated away.
Well, don't just stand
there and go get him.
Why does it have to be me?
Because Crips locked in the closet.
Now go!
Oh, oh, f*ck you.
How many clues here is it?
Please, Veneer, just let me run past you.
You can pretend you never saw me.
It'll be our little secret.
I can't.
I know.
Thought that would k*ll you.
But just because she's your sister
doesn't mean you should
let her treat you like garbage.
Doesn't it?
No.
Sibling or not, you deserve
to be treated with kindness.
And to be around people who would
never try to change the you that you are.
You got him.
Hey, I know I probably
don't see this enough,
but good job.
We really make a great team, don't we, bro?
No, come on.
We should also probably
hire a new assistant,
which feels like a huge job.
Crips, my right to new assistant.
I'm on it.
Gotta, you got the bros up.
Gotta, got the bros up.
There ain't no stopping
to stop in the stream
Pressing R&B, R&B, R&B,
R&B, R&B, R&B, R&B, R&B.
The sky was the limit.
Now the stars were my living.
It's the fire woman in it.
We don't know your own eyes.
No, stop, stop, stop, stop, be perfect.
Harmony's so cold.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
Time out.
Let's do it again from the top.
Spruce, I want some smaller in those eyes.
Clay, you're being too stiff.
We need some shillier robot.
Baby, maybe a smaller diaper.
If this diaper was any
smaller, I could taste it.
That's why I don't wear one of those.
It's a hard fit to pull up.
Really great, no, John Dory.
Super helpful, thanks.
Now I have a creative note for you.
Stop being bossy.
What?
I'm not being bossy.
I'm helping us be better.
No, no, dude.
You're forcing us to be
perfect just like you always had.
So we get into perfect family Harmony.
Yes, for Floyd.
Is it?
Or is this all just so you can
tell people what to do again?
What?
Guys, guys, this really
isn't helpful right now.
Let's all maybe take five, huh?
Is it going to work?
If you keep on being
the same old John Dory.
Yeah, we've all changed.
Bruce settled down.
Branch is slightly
taller with zero glasses.
And I'm a licensed CPA.
Plus the respect of my name.
Oh, well, I'm not allowed to change.
I'm the oldest.
I had to be the leader.
You love bossing us around.
Just admit it.
What do you think I moved
to the middle of nowhere?
So I didn't have to be in charge of anyone.
Four little brothers is
a lot of responsibility.
Why do you think I left?
So no one would treat me like you did.
You know what's Bruce?
It's Bruce.
Thank you, Clay.
Guys, we can't forget about Floyd.
Look, Branch is right.
We're here for Floyd.
Let's just get this done and
we can go our separate ways.
Fine.
Wait, what?
What?
The mission's the mission.
Anything we don't live together
when this was all over, did you?
Singing songs and roasting marshmallows.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is that funny to you?
That I might want us to
actually be a family again?
Tiny Diamond, pull over now.
Don't be a baby, Branch.
You're mad at him, but you guys
do the exact same thing to me.
You all still treat me like the
baby of the family, but guess what?
I stopped being a baby the day you
guys walked out on me, because I had to.
Then grandma got eaten and there
was no one else to take care of me.
This time, I'm walking out on you.
This is Branch's bunker.
He built this for you guys.
I didn't know.
I guess he never asked.
Wait, where am I going to eat?
Floyd!
To save Floyd, alone.
I didn't need them growing
up and I don't need them now.
What are you doing?
What do you mean I'm coming with you?
Why bother? Aren't you going
to leave me eventually anyway?
Everyone else does.
I have been by your side from the
moment we met, and you've been by mine.
Let's give each other some credit here.
Ray, I'm sorry. Thank you.
You're welcome.
I'm not going anywhere, unless
it's with you, to save Floyd.
You're running, too?
Hey, what can I say?
I was moved by Branch's
speech in this sad, sad drawing.
Now let's roll!
Well, Chrissy, I've never seen anyone
get kicked out of a water bag like that.
Alright, for the record, he was in the
water's light that ripped off my trunks.
Oh, so hot.
Do you smell it?
French fries!
French fries!
It's okay if you need to listen.
Ew, ew!
They're just trolls. Look how cute!
What's happening?
Oh, Chrissy!
I didn't think we'd both find
ourselves tied up on this honeymoon.
Alright, look, security
is really tight, but
we're not going to be
able to just walk right in.
You know what that means?
We're scaling the walls.
We're not doing what? We?
You should plan to make our ascent
about 200 meters east of your trunks.
Good thing I brought
next to the gummy clothes.
Dad!
Harry!
You have to walk in your
own tiny, you are feeling going.
But if either, I don't wanna!
The quickest way in the movie is the roof.
The HVAC system.
Ooh, I love how you say HVAC.
Thank you.
But we'll have to bypass the family so
that our cupcakes don't get sliced in two.
Ooh, we've got cupcakes?
No, not what I meant. It doesn't matter.
After that, we need to
cut the power so we can
move freely through
the interior air ducts.
How do you know which wires to cut?
I don't! I'm just blasting
everything until something turns off!
Hello?
From there, we'll have
to do some exploring,
but we'll find Floyd
in one of those rooms.
Look! There he is!
It's really you.
Yeah. It's really me.
Wow.
You've really grown into that vest.
You're a man now.
Finally, somebody gets me.
But you need to leave, right now.
No, Floyd, it's okay.
We're here to rescue you.
No, this is a trap.
Belta and veneer, they lured you here.
You gotta leave before they come back.
Hurry!
No, I'm not leaving here without you.
Bridge, please. Do it for me.
I told you, Bronzo, to
show up, my letter work.
I'm a genius.
Are you sure you're sure about this?
Oh, hey, brothers! It's so good to see you!
We would have been here sooner, but these
guys wouldn't stop galling at each other.
Guys, don't worry.
You're the one who brought you
the spot Mark reserved for Bronzo.
Let's see what those sus to you.
Oh, so do my... Oh, look.
They're even cute and they're fine.
What are you doing? Come on, man.
You're better than this.
Well, thank you.
I really don't see why you're so upset.
At least we're putting
your talent to good use.
I mean, you're welcome.
What? You're sick.
You mispronounced,
thanks for not letting our
talents go to waste any
more of Belva and veneer.
Come on, they're waiting
for us on the red carpet.
Ooh, let's go autograph them.
Oh, that's fine.
I'll grab my bell marker.
What?
Oh, it looks like you need a hug.
Okay, now, who's sibling is this now?
You is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
Babe, it would be weird if we didn't.
Is this you?
Hey, that's me and my best friend.
Yeah, Poppy, is she?
She's my sister.
You Poppy, sister?
That makes us best friends, too.
Yeah, she told me about your wedding.
Congratulations.
Thanks, girl.
I think I made a huge mistake.
It's fine.
We're not going to press charges.
I don't think that's what you mean.
Yeah, no, that's not
what I'm talking about.
So, you're really not going to eat us?
No, but I understand the fear.
If you want, I can't help but I'm out.
You can take time, it sounds hard.
Letting yourself feel and
breathing right through the anxiety.
It's called systematic desensitization.
Or I let you go.
And you promise not to eat us.
Oh, that's fine, too.
All right, preaches.
That was the moment
we've all been waiting for.
Everyone put your hands
up for life over seconds.
That's tantalizing too so.
Velvet and veneer.
That's not what I'm saying.
Thank you.
We love you, you're huge.
Okay, how's my aura?
Confident, get grateful to your teachers
and everyone who got you here tonight.
That's what I'm going for.
Velvet and veneer.
Give me back, my brothers.
Yeah, what he said.
You don't know what
you're talking about, troll.
You're stealing Roseanne's talent
because you have none of your own.
You big?
Oh, you big?
Oh!
Okay.
We need to leave.
Right now.
I think we're just going to give
you a four-in-all day show, did you?
That's what these boys
should think about tickets for.
We're taking the show.
God!
I'm trying to get through, but
they got no respect for the bliggas.
Leave him.
Right there.
This is too much!
I only have my letters for me.
Tiny, give me the thing.
What thing?
You know the thing thing.
Come on, Tiny, don't do me like that.
Yeah, I knew what you were talking about.
Oh, that's good.
Watch, now they work!
Some of them are to use your hands.
Some of them are to use your hands.
Some of them are to use your hands.
French!
Hey, tight, Floyd!
We'll get you guys out of here.
With this end of the road, me?
Ahh!
I'm coming forever.
I feel like I'm coming together.
People see me high.
Oh no.
What are we doing?
Let's hustle!
Hey, it's hustle man.
Can you please drop us
off of that boat down there?
I'm so hustly!
Where's it?
Grissel!
Perfect timing!
You wouldn't have been here sooner,
but we had to make a pickup first.
Viva!
Hey, shut up!
Yeah, I know, right?
I'm kind of bringing out a little bit.
You've got a really brave sister.
Actually, I've got two
really brave sisters.
Poppy, I'm really sorry about before.
It's okay.
Our story's complicated.
Who cares if it's not perfect?
As long as we're together.
I should have come with you.
I was just... Did you
just break my hair?
Yeah.
I learned from the best.
Oh my gosh, it is so fantast amazing.
Oh no!
I don't want to come catch!
Hey, I'm tight!
I see it!
Do you know how to do it?
Yeah!
I know!
Oh!
Viva!
Viva, baby!
You guys all right?
Yes.
We're not done yet.
Let's roll!
Whoa!
Oh no!
Why am I not done yet?
I am not done yet!
I am not done yet!
In the time of the day!
The time of the day!
Just sitting you beautiful idiot!
Never make it.
He's got nothing left.
Guys, Guys, Poppy said
something earlier, and she was right.
We don't have to be
perfect to be in Harmony.
We just have to be as we are, together.
We'll follow your lead, Branch.
Here we go!
Oh, come on!
It's some kind of love.
It's some kind of fire.
I'm already up.
But you lift me higher.
You know I'm not wrong.
You know I'm not lying.
We do it better.
We do it better, yeah.
And I don't mind if the world spins faster.
The music's loud.
Always gets stronger.
I don't mind if the world spins faster.
Faster, faster, faster.
Just let me take you to a better place.
I'm gonna make you kiss the sky tonight.
You're good to let me show the way.
I'm so excited to see you excited.
Take you to a better place.
You're good to let me burn you down.
I'll be on the way.
But I am up to a better place.
I'm so excited to see you excited.
I don't mind if the world spins faster.
The music's loud.
Always gets stronger.
I don't mind if the world spins faster.
Faster, faster, faster.
Just let me take you to a better place.
Floyd.
Come on, man. Wake up. Wake up, Floyd.
We made you, brother.
I built the hideout, Floyd.
Except the 10-story water slide.
I will wish our...
Floyd!
We are barely torturing little trolls.
We just wanted to be famous.
Honestly, my sister wanted to be famous.
Truly, I was too afraid to stand up to her.
It's like I don't even know who you are.
Yeah, you do.
And you asked me to change
anyway, which isn't okay.
Family or not.
Crip, what are you doing?
I was just saying that I
had a change of heart.
You also engaged in troll napping.
Full t*rture.
Frog.
Fantastic agent.
I'm going to have to read
because that's your yacht.
Fair enough.
President is.
Wow, this is liberating.
So, how are you feeling?
Happy.
Grateful.
And really sorry that it's taking
me this long to open up to you.
Wow, TMI!
Boundaries, my man.
That is a lot of feelings.
What just happened?
Oh, that.
Maybe just rated your error.
It means you like you.
It means I like you.
We're going to have the
best family reunion ever.
Man, big, long talk with Dad.
It's being a secret, Zach.
Hey, Eva.
Do you want to make candy duchesses that we
never finish because we eat all the candy?
Grapevine?
Think alike, Daddy.
Woo!
Looking good, Bruce.
You bet.
No pulling out, Daddy's just hanging out.
Kids come here.
You look hot.
Honey, break your leg.
French.
I'm sorry, we didn't get to see you go up.
But I'm excited to get
to hang out with you now.
Yeah.
Same here, Clay.
Hey, you want to join my sad book club?
It's really cool.
We just sit around and hug and stuff.
And cry.
Yeah, totally.
What's up?
We got the pre-show jitters.
I can't believe that we
almost missed out on all this.
We may not be the new
kids on the block anymore.
But I'm loving this new edition of us.
You know, I'm really glad those 98
degrees of separation are behind us.
Just as long as we're together.
You guys got to try this, Minuto.
Guys, are we sure this is the place?
Well, it does match the postcard.
Wish you were here.
French is the only one I
know who talks like that.
Oh, here we go now!
That new song is sick, Branch.
I knew you had it in you.
Oh, hey, thanks, Biz.
I don't know.
Just a little something.
Me and a few of my buddies were working on.
What?
Hey, here they are now.
What?
You didn't think Brozone was the
only band I've ever been in, did you?
Please.
Now, these guys know how to flex the trip.
You are so in sync.
Do you know what he said?
I don't get it.
Hey, Branch, it's almost showtime.
I was just thinking that
maybe we could... What?
Just slap it, take it to a better place.
I'm gonna make it kiss the sky tonight.
Yeah, if you let me show the way you face.
I'm so excited to see you excited.
I'm so excited to see you.
Please.
You're big.
You can love me all the way.
I'm so excited to see you excited.
Yeah.
I'd like to see you lose control.
In my love, we do love.
I know what they say that you'll go with.
Ain't nobody but a way to go.
Poppy, I have a small proposal.
Will you?
Join the band?
Of course I will.
I know you would never ask.
You know me too well.
Get up here and sing with us.
I don't even get up here.
Where in the band?
Get on your feet.
I don't see nobody eating up the seed.
And if you believe it,
it's you about it.
No matter where you're from,
you ever don't want from it.
Now people want to know
when they see us dancing.
Want to know how we got those moves?
People want to pile it up up
up up up up up but no can do.
People want to know
how to find our feeling.
Want to know how we got that
groove that's bursting for the truth.
But I'm gonna tell you the truth.
Ooh.
Trolls Band Together (2023)
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