01x06 - Invasion of the Donnie Snackers/Morphed Than Words

[bunniefuu]

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♪ One, two, three! ♪

[sighs]

Snack-o-clock.

My favourite time

of the day.

Ooh, they have

a new batch of Choccoli.

[sighs]

I can't believe

it took so long

to combine chocolate

and broccoli.

They were made

for each other.

Everyone knows

opposites attract!

Big Bang Bar,

here I come.

A whole universe begins

with every bite.

[groans]

[groans]

No!

Easy, Burt.

There must be a way

to fix this.

If broken,

call number.

A snack will be delivered

to you in six to eight months.

I'm not leaving

'til it gets here.

Say, guys, I don't

normally do this,

but, uh...

I know how to get free snacks

out of the machine.

Help me!

Alright, but, uh,

just this once, 'kay?

[impact grunts]

That was

unbelievable!

Sure was!

But these are

Brussel Sours.

I ordered

a Big Bang Bar.

Alright.

One more try.

[impact grunts]

Nope.

Swing and a miss.

Hmm, I'm sure we'll

get it eventually.

[impact grunts]

[impact grunts]

[impact grunts]

One...

last... try.

[groans]

Bingo!

[laughs]

Get in Burt's face.

And look at this score!

I'm leaving an I.O.U.

"We promise to

pay you back

the second

we get super rich."

Won't forget that.



Yeah, sounds right.

Hello, a freebie.

Heh heh.

Looks like things

are coming up Donnie.

[alarms]

[Nosh]

Attention, snack thief!

This is a bust.

You're coming with us!

Yeah? And how are you

gonna make me?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Help!

Um, should we be

worried about that?

Yes!

Donnie just got blamed

for something we did!

Relax guys.

I'll just call the number

and we'll get Donnie back

in six to eight months.

[Nosh] Thank you

for calling the Snackiverse.

If your machine is jammed,

press one.

If you want a tour

of the factory, press two.

If you've witnessed someone

pulled into a machine

by a terrifying robot arm,

press three.

Snackiverse.

Nosh speaking.

Uh, hi, hi.

I was wondering if you saw

our friend Donnie.

[sobs]

Let me outta here!

Let me outta here!

Yeah, he sounds a lot like

that guy yelling for help.

[giggles]

Jeepers, you wouldn't want

to be friends with that guy.

He was just convicted

of grand theft snack!

Throw him in

the candy jar!

[screams]

He's gonna stay

locked in this factory

'til he rots

like a tooth.

Thanks for calling!

Wait!

He meant to say we want

a tour of the factory.

We pressed three

by accident.

Right, guys?

Uh... yeah.

Right.

We want a tour.

No.

We called for Donnie-

We love touring factories!

[gasp]

And I love giving factory tours!

Step right in.

[all gasp]

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[oohs and aahs]

Wow!

Snack-tacular...

I know, right?

Welcome to

the Snackiverse!

I'm Nosh, head Snackian.

This sure is exciting.

We don't get

many visitors.

Heh, it's almost like

people don't know

there's a whole candy world

behind every vending machine.

Get out...

How about you get in

and I'll give you the tour!

Each slide is used

to make a different snack.

They all start up here,

at the top of the tower...

We start with a stick

of pure celery,

then give it a protective

caramel coating

to keep it in one piece.

Then we send it tobogganing

down sugar mountain!

Then we sprinkle

it with onions!

Then we pick the onions off

because they're gross...

[all retch]

Then they race down

what I call

the chocolate river rapids,

and away they go!

What do ya think?

[all moan]

[laughs]

We love it too!

Of course, this operation

used to be a lot bigger

before the robbery.

[gasps]

Robbery?

Some bad candy apple

cleaned out the entire

vending machine!

We had to lay off

half our work force.

No one ever thinks

of their families.

It's horrible.



Terrible.

Good news is

we caught the thief.

He is in for some

snack justice.

Help!

Donnie wants out!

Donnie wants out!

Oh, I know you

can hear me!

Oh right, Donnie.

Out of curiosity...

what is, uh, "snack justice"?

We're gonna turn him

into a snack.

Donnie-O's!

They're Donnie-licious!

[gasp]

That sounds horrible!

Now, now.

You can't say that

until you've tried one.

So, um, what if

he didn't steal it

and three other people

confess to the crime

and were like,

really sorry?

Oh, we would gratefully

accept their apology...

and then make

snacks of them.

Well, I sure hope

you liked the tour.

Yeah...



Please come back any time.

Oh, you haven't seen

the last of us...

[Nosh]

Okay, great!

Until then, keep snackin'!

What are we

gonna to do?

Um, I suggest not

turning ourselves in.

Agreed.

Which means we'll have to

bust Donnie out.

But, how?

We'll never get him out

with all these Snackians around.

That just gave

me an idea...

Ugh.

Another day,

another Donnie-O.

Soon, buddy!

Ah, you're funny.

Kinda snug,

but I think we pull it off.

Let's move!

[sobbing]

Hey, up there!

We're here to take Donnie

to be Donnie-O'd.

Say, you guys look

a little big to be Snackians.

Uh... we've been hitting

the snacks pretty hard lately.

I like a little junk

in the trunk, don't you?

I hear ya, heh.

Dump the prisoner!

[screams]

Thanks...

Suckers!

Oh, don't mind if we do.

Mmm, sucker break.

Ugh, untie me,

you clowns!

Not until we're home free!

Wow, you guys are early.

Good work!

Thanks!

Time to make some snacks.

Fire up

the Donnie-O Line!

Wow.

I see why they leave

that part off the tour.

What now, geniuses?

There must be a way

to get you outta

here in one piece...

[Nosh]

Protective caramel coating...

Protective caramel

coating...

Protective

caramel coating-

[gasp]

That's it!

You two find the exit

and wait for us there.

Well, I'm hungry for

snack justice, are you?

I don't

think so, Nosh.

This is my pal,

Donnie, okay?

And if he's going out,

he's going out with a bang!

Hey!

After him!

[screams]

Hot-hot-hot!

Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

[screams]

[gurgling]

Aw, hold your breath,

Donnie!

We're almost out!

Now! Open the door!

It's stuck!

[screams]

[impact grunts]

[winces]

Sorry.

It was a push, not a pull.

The important thing

is we're safe.

[Nosh]

Charge!

Did you think we didn't

know where you were going?

Hand him over!

We can't.

Because Donnie

didn't steal your snacks.

It was us.

Told ya!

Later, sugar for brains.

It was you?

Wow...

I'm really impressed

by your honesty.

Snack 'em, guys!

Wait!

What if we paid

for the missing snacks?

Oh, then we'd let you go.

We're not monsters.

Great.

How much you two got?

Do you accept

banana peels?

Please, just don't make me

into anything healthy.

Hold on!

I rarely do this,

but since our lives

kinda depend on it...

[impact grunts]

We normally take coins,

but this'll do fine.

Keep on snackin'!

Phew,

I'm glad that's over.

Sometimes to solve

a problem,

the best thing to do is

just throw money at it.

One more I.O.U...

And we're out.

Ahhh, finally a bit of

good luck for the Donnigan.

[laughs]

[screams]

[angry voice]

You're busted, money thief!

No no no!

[panicked screams]

[phones dialing]

[Herby]

Come on, come on.

[dials,

then busy signal]

[dials, then busy signal]

[dials,

then busy signal]

[dials]

Congratulations,

caller!

Simply answer

this trivia question

to win your trip to

the Space Adventure Awards.

Yes! Yes!

What did Captain Cobalt

say to Galaxy Boy

when asked how to defeat

the snake charmer?

Uh, I don't know...

[radio DJ]

Correct!

Captain Cobalt had no idea

how to defeat the snake charmer

which is why they didn't

survive the episode!

Bad news for them,

but great news for you!

See you tonight

at the Spaceys!

[smooches]

[screams]

Heh, told you I got it!

Right on, Herb!

And I get to be

your plus one at the Spaceys!

Wait, what? No!

[both]

I'm his plus one!

[both gasp]

Jinx!

I'm his plus one!

Double jinx!

Guys, guys.

Relax.

I didn't realize I'd have to

choose just one for my plus one,

but I know what to do.

[both] Give us the tickets

and selflessly stay behind?

Triple jinx!

Heh, what are

you kiddin' me?

Na, you two are

going to battle it out

for the other ticket.

[both]

Okay...

Quadruple jinx!

Good.

Then let the fight

for my friendship begin!

First contest...

Sculpting a perfect me!

Carrying me over

the finish line!

[panting]

[impact grunts]

[impact grunts]

[screams]

Knowing the most about me!

[giggles]

Pickles and Pepperoni!

Those are your favourite

pizza toppings, Burt.

No they're not,

they're mine!

That's what I just said!

I should get the ticket.

No, I should!

[battle cries]

Aw, what have I done?

How can I possibly choose

between my two

best friends?

That's it!

I don't have to

choose at all.

You're both

coming with me!

Woohoo!

But, how?



Yeah. That too.

Easy.

Using the Lunch Lady's

food compactor,

I'm going to

fuse you together

in one giant

super-friend

so we can all go

to the Spaceys together!

Awesome!

Observe this simple

demonstration.

First,

a watermelon...

Then,

the cafeteria spider,

and voila!

A Spidermelon!

And now to create...

Kiburbie!

I wanna be the butt!

No, I wanna be the butt!

I don't think

you get to choose.

Ready... Set...

[sneezes]

Meh, that probably

won't matter.

Fuse!

[egg timer dings]

[gurgling and growling]

Kirbie? Burt?

You in there?

[wet growling]

Heh, sounds

like Burt to me!

[burps]

Yeah, that's

definitely Kirbie!

And a touch of sneeze.

Now that it's

out of your system,

let's get ready!

Ahh!

[groans]

[laughs]

[laboured breathing]

The Spaceys are

a star studded event,

so we need to make sure

we look fabulous.

What do ya think?

Pretty snazzy, huh?

Hey... where's the tie?

[growling]

Kiburbie, spit it out.

Spit it out!

That's better.

[burps]

[gasp]

Bad fused friend! Bad!

[sigh]

No problem...

I'll just wear

what I'm wearing.

[sobs]

Aww, you're obviously

just hungry.

[pained moans]

Alright, Kiburbie.

I got all your favourites!

Pizza for Burt,

with pickles and pepperoni.

Fish pudding

for Kirbie.

A couple of corn dogs,

those are for me...

I guess I should've known that

both your appetites combined

would make you

pretty hungry...

[screams]

[burps]

Hey!

[burps]

I've been in

there for hours!

Hey, Herb!

What's with the frown?

I won tickets to the Spaceys

in a radio contest.

Cool!

Why aren't you

freaking out?

And wait...

This is the outfit

you're wearing?

Long story. Ugh.

We better go or we're not

going to get good seats.

Is it just you?

Uh... What?

[burps]

You two behave!

This is the most important

event of our entire lives

and I will not

have it ruined.

[burps]

Ew!

My Captain Cobalt?

Aw, friends do not eat

other friends' action figures.

Ugh, whatever.

Everybody in.

I just got

my seats cleaned

from Burt's

milkshake incident

so, yeah-no.

But we have to make it to

the Spaceys before it starts--

[growls]

Uh oh.

We have to go now!

[growls]

Yeah, I'm uh calling

in sick today.

[coughs]

Good luck, buds.

[pained moan]

[pained moan]

This is hopeless.

We're never getting

to the show.

And it's all your faults!

[sobs]

No, wait.

It's my fault.

I should have never

fused you together.

Now instead of

two super-friends

I just have one slimy,

sort of friend and...

no Spaceys!

[sobs]

Please don't try

to comfort me.

I don't deserve it...

And it's gross.

Hey!

Get outta my truck!

[roars]

I mean, where can I take

you fine folks, heh?

We're going to the Spaceys

and step on it.

My friend here

hates being late.

Thanks for

letting me live,

scary, slimy,

monster thing!

[timid laughter]

Bye forever!

We made it!

We're at the Spaceys!

Let's go, buddy.

Kiburbie?

Kiburbie, where are you?

Have you seen a burping,

four-armed slime beast?

Have you seen

a slime monster?

About three times as tall

as you, has four arms,

spews goo, sort of answers

to the name of Kiburbie?

[growling]

[gasp]

Kiburbie!

[roars]

Aw, come on!

Get this thing

away from me!

It's okay, Sir,

it's with me.

It's my best friends...

and some snot.

Long story.

Point is,

we're on the list.

It's Herby,

and friend.

Here's your ticket.

Uh, heh, I think

you mean tickets.

I won the contest.

This is my plus one.

[burps]

Well, the contest gave

away single tickets

to lots of fans so,

you know, here's your...

ticket.

You... You mean...

I fused my best buds

into a hideous monster

for nothing?

Oh, I, uh, I wouldn't say

that that's nothing.

[burps]

[sigh]

I'm so sorry, guys.

The only real monster

here is me.

And if anyone

deserves this-

Ugh. Oh, come on.

It's you.

[loud chomp]

Oh, thank goodness.

[gasp]

Guys!

I thought you wanted

to go to the Spaceys

more than anything.

Aw, I've been such

a crummy dummy.

Let's get you two home.

We can order

a pepperoni pickle deluxe

and watch

the awards on TV!

[happy moans]

[sigh]

I guess it's true

what they say:

best friends

stick together.

Especially when

two of them are...

stuck together!

[laughs]

Security to

the front door.

Right...

Hey, Kiburbie, wait up!

[crowd cheers]

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