[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
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♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
[Woody]
Burt, dude!
The more you touch it,
the worse it's gonna get.
Woody's right.
Plus I think pink eye
is pretty contagious.
It's not pink eye.
It's just super itchy.
No worries!
Just a few more star clusters
and that eye doctor
will have you de-pinked.
We better hit it.
It closes at four.
No problem.
[scream]
It's...
It's...
[Woody]
What gives, Herb?
[crashing and banging]
The Unikraken!!
[gasp]
The Unikraken?
What? Where?
Here?
No...
No, there!
Somewhere on that planet
was the last reported sighting
of the elusive creature.
All my life I've
dreamed of proving
the existence of
the Unikraken,
and this
could be the day!
[sigh]
But...
We have to get Burt
to the eye doctor.
My eye can wait a little.
Right, little buddy?
[deep, slow voice]
Ohhhhh yeah.
Wahooo!
Hold on--
Burt, have you used this today?
No...
Something just
moved in the trees!
We can pop down
for a quick look,
and if there's
no Unikraken...
We'll hop back on Woody
and get Burt to the eye doctor
faster than you can say--
Burt, stop touching your eye!
Let's do this!
Super awesome Unikraken
friendship adventure!
[♪♪♪]
You mine, Unikraken.
Herby's gonna be a legend.
Hey, Herb,
what's that?
[Herby]
This, little lady,
is the Unikraken Tracker
One Thousand.
Ordered it from the back
of Unikraken Monthly.
It's state of the art.
[making beeping sounds]
[whispering] Does he know his
mouth is making those sounds?
[beeping sounds]
It's beeping faster!
We must be close.
Look!
[beeping sounds]
The Unikraken floats!
The lack of footprints
must mean...
...we're hot on its trail!
It's here.
Right, unless
the lack of footprints
means the Unikraken
isn't here.
I-- I mean "right here" here,
not "here on the planet" here.
Hey, I supported you
when you wanted to
take Burt to the eye doctor
'cause you thought
he had pink eye.
But he does have pink eye.
We don't know that for sure.
[sigh]
You're right.
The Unikraken can wait.
No, no-- Finding the Unikraken
is your life's dream.
And we wanna be
a part of that.
You can be in dreams?!
Aw, you guys are the best!
[shushing]
Did you hear that?
It's the deafening silence
of something trying
NOT to be heard.
C'mon!
Wow.
He's good.
Er, yeah...
or the Unikraken doesn't exist
and he's making up clues.
But he just heard it
not make a sound!
[sigh] Burt, maybe
there's a valid reason
why no one's ever seen
the Unikraken
and that it's only ever
referred to as a myth.
[Burt]
A myth?
Like what they say about
gravy-flavoured bubble gum?
[Kirbie] Yeah, but it's
our job to support Herby
no matter how crazy
his ideas are...
And he's got a lot of them.
[sigh]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
[sniff]
Guys, do you smell that?
It's the Unikraken's
odorless musk!
Hurry!
Look!
It didn't have time to
eat these poisonous fruits
because it knows we're
in hot pursuit!
We'll give him
five more minutes.
See this broken branch?
It's getting careless.
But he broke the branch
climbing up the tree--
Oh, right.
"Supporting..."
[sniffing]
[fly buzzing]
Well, Herb,
looks like we must've missed
the Unikraken after all,
and it's getting late,
soooo...
Maybe it's time to get Burt
to the eye doctor?
Unikraken droppings!
Spectacular.
I'm getting a sample.
Herby, you can get
diseases doing that!
Like diarrhea, E. coli,
or, like, pink eye!
Ewww!
Okay, no more pretending to
believe in Herby's dreams.
If poop is in my eye,
I want it out!
"Pretending?"
I mean, but we really
should get going.
Besides...
[whispered] We really
haven't found anything.
[gasp]
Yeah, tell that
to my bag of poop!
[coughing, gagging]
We'll take it with us,
and you can analyze it on the
way to the doctor, right, Burt?
Whatever you say,
poop eye.
[Kirbie]
I don't have pink eye.
I have pink eye!!
High five!
Twinsies!
Herby, I want you to
follow your dream,
but if we don't get to
the doctor before it closes,
the school will put us in...
[gulp] ...quarantine!
Noooo!
Please, Herby!
I can't survive
on infirmary food!
I can't!
[sobbing]
Quarantine!
[Burt crying]
Meat should never
be a mystery!
[anxious groan]
Aw, you're right, Kirbie.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what
came over me.
Phew!
It's okay.
We can come back
and search another time.
Aw, that would be awesome.
Race ya back to Woody!
See?
I knew he'd be reasonable.
[Kirbie]
He WHAT?!
[Woody]
Nothing weird.
He ran in,
grabbed his Unikraken book,
and then took off screaming,
"I will be a legend!"
...In retrospect,
it was kinda weird.
Wow, Herby's really
lost it this time.
And I'll lose it too
if I have to eat
frozen infirmary corn!
I know!
We'll take off and
look for him from above.
[Woody]
That reminds me--
The Herbster took my
spark plugs, too.
So you can't fly?
[Woody] Can't see very well,
either, come to think of it.
You have pink eye too?!
I can't believe
Herby fooled us.
Yeah, and I'm not
easily fooled.
We have to get him
back to the ship.
And how are we
supposed to do that, huh?
Dress up as the Unikraken
in an elaborate attempt to
lure Herby back to the ship?
[laugh] Yeah, right.
Sure.
[♪♪♪]
How do we look, Woody?
[Woody]
Totally convincing... I assume.
The peepers aren't at
a hundred percent.
All it needs is
the finishing touch... Burt?
[honk]
All horned up!
Now, let's go get our friend.
[Burt gasping and
grunting with effort]
[Burt gasping and
grunting with effort]
-Left!
-[Burt bellowing]
No, other left...
No, no, other left!
-[bellow]
-[sigh]
Right.
Oof!
[♪♪♪]
[Herby]
No one believes old Herby...
But you're real.
And when I find you,
they'll know I'M for real,
and we'll both be legends
that are really REAL!
[crazed laughter]
[mysterious roar from outside]
[voice]
Ahem...
Huh?
What's that?!
The Unikraken?
[gasp]
I'm commmmiiiin--
It's really him!
[excited scream]
Herbyyyyyy!
[both scream]
[Herby, Kirbie, Burt
shouting in pain]
[Herby and Kirbie scream]
-I got 'im!
-Ouch!
[gasp]
I can't believe I got 'im!
I got 'im!
[Kirbie]
Herby, calm down.
It's us!
Kirbie?
Burt?
Surprise?
Huh?
But you're not--
[gasp]
You tried to trick me?
We believe that YOU believe
there is a Unikraken,
but discovering it
won't make you a legend...
Oooh, that is cold!
Not finished, Burt.
...Because you already
ARE a legend to us--
a beautiful,
sometimes very insane,
pink-eyed legend.
Aw, naaaah.
Heh. Go on.
You always do
super things for us.
Yeah?
Awww, like what?
[Kirbie]
You found a cheap eye doctor,
you ate that ball of eye wax,
you pooped out meatballs,
you held your pee
for three days...
[Herby]
Maybe I am pretty legendary.
[Woody]
We gotta jet, man.
The eye doctor's closing
in a few minutes!
I'll be back, Unikraken.
Can't hide from me forever...
[gasp]
[gasp]
♪ [dramatic chord] ♪
Unikraken!
[rapidly repeating
"I saw it! I saw it!"]
Woody!
Spark plugs!
[Woody gulps,
motor starts]
Yaaaay!
Oof!
Ow.
[rapidly repeating
"I saw it! I saw it!"]
Sure you did, bud.
Sure you did.
So beautiful,
that eyeball...
Oh! It spoke to me.
I love it!
It's so marvelous,
and beautiful, and I love it...
[Col. Cork]
Attention!
Cadets, when it comes
to exploring space
there is nothing
more important,
more crucial,
more glorious than...
having a clean locker.
Lame.
-Bor-ing.
-I knew it.
Anyone caught
with a filthy locker
will receive a month
of detention in...
The anti-gravity room!
[screams]
Yikes!
There will be a locker
inspection in thirty seconds.
Commence panic...
[stopwatch ticks]
Now!
[all screaming]
Goodbye Roller Donnie.
Goodbye Glamour Donnie.
You were
my favourite of me.
Garbage, garbage!
Mmm.
Surely Cork
will see the value
in a perfectly formatted
pudding cup tower.
[sobbing]
What's wrong,
Kirbie?
Yikes!
But no worries.
We can totally
get this clean!
Let's strip
this baby bare.
I have cleaning supplies.
Burt, no!
I can't get rid
of this stuff.
It all has
sentimental value!
Dead batteries?
I'll never give up on you!
Old undies?
You still smell terrific!
Ew...
[Kirbie]
Old toothbrushes!
They fought
so many cavities
they're basically
w*r heroes!
w*r heroes!
[battle cry]
Dude, you'll get detention
in the floaty room.
I'm sure Cork
will understand.
Detention!
Detention!
Detention! Detention!
Yeah, I don't know
if it's worth the risk.
Okay, maybe I'll
get rid of...
Everything!
Let's do it.
Done!
Now go-go-go!
I don't know
who's locker this is, but...
Detention!
Goodbye,
chewed gum.
Bon voyage,
broken hair ties.
See ya later,
snotty tissue.
Don't worry.
You're going
to a better place.
Please present trash
to Waste Bot for disposal.
No!
[grunting efforts]
Error. Error.
Error. Error...
Huh?
Is something in there?
[meows]
Hello!
Were you living
in my locker?
Aww, you're a cutie!
[meows]
What's that?
You want me to keep you
and name you Poofy?
Oh, I wish I could,
but no pets
are allowed on campus.
[meows]
Of course your love
is worth a million academies.
But we'd be living
with Herby and Burt.
If we're caught,
they'd get in trouble too.
Uh, I can't risk that.
Waste Bot must
dispose of trash.
Poofy's not trash!
[gasps]
You're staying with me.
It'll be our secret.
If anyone asks,
you're a hair bun.
[phlegmy inhale]
Shhh, hair buns
don't talk.
Waste Bot is getting
too old for this trash.
[♪♪♪]
There, doesn't it feel good now
that you tossed all that junk?
Yes.
Because that
is what I did.
I got rid of it.
All of it.
[meows]
Uh...
What was that?
Nothing.
That's a noise I make now.
Meow-purr-meow...
Meow.
I'm working on
some noises too.
Here's a banana
graduating high school.
[odd moans]
Hey, cool hairdo.
Don't touch him!
I mean...
You might scare him away.
I mean...
you'll mess it up.
Took a lot
of time and hairspray.
Okay!
Say, can you do a thumb
getting home from the gym?
Can I?
[odd moans]
[groans]
Your hair sure
is growing fast.
Well, I have been
feeding it more...
Uh...
A vitamin shampoo to keep
it healthy and strong.
[spits]
What shampoo
are you using?
Kirbie.
Did your hair just-
Hey, do I hear
an ice cream ship?
We'll talk about it later!
Aww, did someone
have a little spit up?
Coochie-coochie-woo.
Oh no!
My precious Poofy-Woofy
must be sicky-wicky!
I'll take care of you.
[purrs]
False alarm.
Hey...
didn't I have a bed?
Uh, no.
You sleep standing up.
Really?
Huh.
[snores]
Kirbie,
your hair's crooked.
Here, I got it-
[growls]
[screams]
[gasps]
Herby! Are you okay?
It! Hair!
Alive! Spiky!
My hair alive?
Hehe, no it isn't.
Maybe it is.
[growls]
Shh! Poofy.
Shh, Poofy-Poof.
[snoring]
This is a weird dream.
Okay, I found him
in my bag of locker treasure.
I know we aren't allowed pets,
but he needed me!
And besides,
look how cute he is.
[meows]
[both scream]
Ignore that part.
I dunno...
An acid-barfing spike ball
might be trouble.
Trouble?
Poofy isn't trouble!
You just don't
understand him.
We're leaving!
Actually,
could you guys leave?
If I'm caught with him
I'm totally gonna
get in trouble.
[snores]
[♪♪♪]
Hey, Professor,
say someone found a furry,
ball shaped animalish
thing with one eye...
Would it make
a good present?
Hmm...
You mean like this?
[Burt]
Nope.
-This?
-Nope.
[Professor]
Hmm, well, how about...
This?
[Burt]
Yeah, that one.
Yes, well, it would make
a great present...
For your worst enemy!
Uh, go on.
Furious-Ballus-Badus
is highly dangerous
with a yikes factor
of fifty.
It spits acid
and it sh**t spikes!
Pfft, tell me about it.
And it grows up
extremely fast.
Worst part?
When it gets big enough,
its eyes turn blue
and that's when...
It eats its mother!
"The terrible blues"
they call them, yes.
But, anyway, a human would
never have to worry about that.
[both sigh]
Unless they had one
as a pet of course.
[laughs]
Then, chomp.
Bye-bye, legal guardian!
[laughs]
You want a pet
for your friend? Cats.
Kirbie, you gotta
get rid of Poofy!
[both scream]
We're too late!
[cries]
What are you guys
boo-hooing about now?
I was just
brushing his teeth.
Kirbie,
you can't keep him.
They eat their parents.
The second his eye turns blue,
we're done for!
Poofy would never hurt me!
We love each other
too much.
Right, cutie?
[gasps]
[growls]
[roars]
[gasp]
-He tried to eat me!
-Run!
[roars]
[all scream]
[all shuddering]
I can't believe
he's acting like this.
After all
I've done for you!
[growls]
[roars]
[all scream]
[panting]
[all scream]
That was close.
That too!
Where did I go wrong?
I did everything I could
to give him a good home.
Wait a second.
That's it!
We need to take it home.
All we need is
an extra large cat carrier.
That's acid proof.
And spike resistant.
Padding optional.
[gasps]
I have the perfect thing.
Come on!
[cadets screaming]
Oh, Poofy!
Oh, Poof-Poof!
[giggles]
[♪♪♪]
Now stay in there!
And think about
what you've done.
I'm glad that's over.
Yeah, thanks for the help.
And for getting Poofy
back to his home planet.
Yeah,
thanks for that, Burt!
I didn't take him back.
Well, I didn't
take him back.
Then where's Poofy?
[Cork] And why are there spikes
coming out of this locker?
[all gasp]
This is not a clean--ahh!
[roars and screams]
♪ Three ♪
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01x08 - Ultimate Explorer's Club/Grumpy Young Man
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.