[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
♪ One, two, three! ♪
♪ [slow, relaxing hula music] ♪
♪ [slow, relaxing hula music] ♪
[sigh]
Nothing like a Sunday drive
on a Saturday morning.
So peaceful,
so quiet, so--
Look ouuuuut!!
[crash]
[horn]
[thud]
[Woody]
Whoa-oa!
Everyone okay?!
Better than okay!
This is the first time
someone crashed into ME.
I finally get to give the other
driver a piece of my mind.
[Woody]
You said it, Herb.
Hey, what's the big idea?
You could've really hurt--
[gasp]
Susanne?!
[Susanne]
Woody?
Of all the ships
in all the galaxies
to run directly into...
[awkward fake cough]
[Woody]
Oh, uh, sorry.
Amigos, meet Susanne,
my, uh, ex-girlfriend.
Girlfriend?!
-Hello!
-I'm the Burt one.
[Susanne]
It's very nice to meet you all.
Sorry about the fender bender.
Hey, so why'd you guys break up?
[Woody]
Dude! Put it on simmer.
[Susanne]
Well, this is awkward.
Maybe this is a good time
to excuse myself
to do a quick
diagnostics check.
[siren]
[Woody]
Truth is...
Hold on!
[starts sexy R&B music]
Go on.
[Woody] Truth is I never really
figured out why she left.
One day I woke up
and her oil patch
was all that remained.
Maybe if I could've showed her
how I cared for her,
she would've never left.
I'd give my left muffler
to relive those days.
We had some great times.
[distant siren]
[Susanne]
Say, with all the sirens,
it's feeling a bit dangerous
out here in the open.
Do you know of somewhere
we could hang out
'til it calms down?
[Woody]
I work for the Academy.
-I guess we could...
-[Susanne] Sounds perfect!
[engines start]
[siren]
[Woody]
Good as new.
[embarrassed chuckle]
[Susanne] Thanks for
the repairs, everyone.
Say, I have an excellent idea.
Why don't you, uh,
stay for a bit, Susanne?
Yeah, we're really
fun to be around.
-And Woody still likes you!
-[others] Burt!!
[Susanne] [laugh] It would be
nice to lay low for a bit
and let the cover-up
paint dry.
Here's the plan.
She stays here,
you fall back in love...
Oh!
And have little, witty
spaceship babies...
If that's how it
works for spaceships.
I'm pretty sure that's
EXACTLY how it works!
Uh, hey, Susanne?
Uh, Woody wants to
ask you on a date.
[Susanne]
Oh... Really?
[Woody]
Guys!
Well, I guess I wouldn't mind
gettin' some fresh air.
[Susanne] Well, it still seems
a little hectic out there...
Police are looking for a red
sports-ship named Susanne...
[Susanne]
Y'know, I've always been more of
a home-cooked meal type of gal
anyways, right?
That's perfect!
Dinner here at chez Woody.
I'll get the candles...
-I'll get my ukulele!
-I'll get nothing!
[Susanne]
Well this is fancy.
[Woody] Yeah, the kids
are pretty cool...
And so are you.
[Susanne]
Oh...
And what'll it be for
the lovely couple?
[Woody]
Premium ultra-- for both of us.
Ahh, excellent choice!
...And also it's
the only thing we have.
[Susanne]
Ah, Woody!
This reminds me of
old, wonderful times...
But things weren't perfect.
There were so many things
you forgot when
we were together.
-Like what?
-[Susanne] Oh, y'know--
Birthdays, anniversaries,
holidays...
So many gifts un-given.
[Susanne]
Yes, now that you mention it...
Gimme a moment to
take this all in.
[Woody] I'm honoured
you'd take the time.
You did great, kiddos!
Just... wish I could remember
forgetting those things.
Annnnd here's your bill.
Thank you!
Come back soon!
If there's a bad time
for a sandwich,
I haven't seen it!
[chewing]
[Susanne]
Hello, Burt...
[gasp]
You can't have it!
Oh, hi, Susan.
[Susanne] Hey, I might just
have some chips in here
to go with that sandwich.
I like chips.
Ohh...
But they better not
be salt and vinegar.
Those ones make
my gums stingy!
[Susanne]
Oh, will you look at that...
My diary,
containing my
innermost gift wishes.
...Nooo chips.
Okay, bye!
[Susanne sighs]
Oopsy-daisy!
Oh, how I wish Woody knew
of all the presents
he forgot to give me.
If only he had the chance
to make things right...
Yeah, that'd be cool.
[Susanne sighs]
[revs engine]
Aaaanyway, I better be going.
Here's your book thingy.
[Susanne sighs]
Oh, you just hold onto it
for safe keeping.
[tire screech sound]
[chomp]
[Woody]
You took Susanne's diary?
It was supposed to be chips.
[Woody] We've gotta
get it back to her!
Kirbie, no peeking.
I'm not peeking.
I'm reading.
And it's okay
because it's for love,
and love obeys no laws.
Good enough for me!
Lemme see.
[Herby] This is full of neat
stuff she's always wanted.
Look!
[Woody] Plasma fuel from
the toxic bogs of Noxus Seven?
A turbo charger from
the space wreck
in the Neptunian
asteroid belt?
...And a proton engine block?
Wow, Susanne sure
loves things from
exclusively
dangerous places.
And what better way to make up
for all the occasions you forgot
than by remembering them
all at once!
[Woody]
Ummm...
Yes!
And with our help,
you'll be back
together forevahh!
Whaddaya say, Woody?
Time for "Operation Love Ship"
to set sail?
Alternate name: "Operation
Heart w*r Laser Awesome!"
[Woody]
Sounds like a plan.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪]
[tentacle creature growling]
[Kirbie]
Almost got it...
[grunt]
Oof!
[♪♪♪]
[dog barks,
Burt screams]
[scream]
[Woody]
Thanks for helping me
get all these gifts
for Susanne, buds.
Any time...
[cough]
Now go win her back!
[Woody]
Susanne?
Susanne?
Susanne...?
Susanne?
Oh, there you are!
[Susanne]
Oh!
You're back early.
[Woody]
Yeah, I just, uh,
thought you might want this...
fancy new engine block!
[Susanne] Woody, you've
brought me such perfect gifts!
-It's like you read my dia--
-Your mind!
[nervous chuckle]
Definitely not your diary. Nooo!
["backing up" signal]
[machines whirring]
[machines whirring]
[Woody] Are those
blueprints for a...
[gasp] Susanne!
You're not--
[Susanne]
Sorry, Woody...
But I had no choice.
[tire screech sound]
Surpriiiise!
Never mind.
Where's she going?
[Woody] I hate to
break it to you, pals,
but those presents we got her
were the parts she needed
to build an illegal warp drive!
[gasp]
Wow, and I thought
the cake was a surprise.
She did what?
To who?!
We have to stop her
before she gets away--
because of us!
[♪♪♪]
[Woody honks his horn]
Stop, in the name of love!
[Woody]
Susanne, wait!
[Susanne]
I'm sorry, Woody,
but I'm a wanted ship!
This warp drive will help me
stay ahead of the police!
♪ [fast-paced music] ♪
[slow, calm music]
Huh?
[starts siren]
You used Woody!
And us!
You said you had chips!
[Susanne] I'm sorry to
get you involved, Woody,
but I just couldn't
do it on my own.
It was the only way!
[Woody] I would've found
a way to help, Susanne!
You didn't need to
do it like this!
[Susanne]
[sigh] Goodbye, Woody...
[beep]
[computer voice]
Illegal warp drive activated.
[Kirbie]
She's gonna get away with it!
[Woody]
Susanne, wait!
I... I...
I love you.
[beeping]
[crash]
-Do you mean it, Woody?
-[Woody] No, Susanne.
I'll always care for you,
but I said that to stop you,
because I couldn't
let my amigos
take the fall for
getting you that engine.
As my friend once said,
"It was the only way."
[siren]
Well, if it isn't
speedy Susanne.
Yeah, we've been
after you for years.
[giggle]
So has Woody.
Well, time to go to jail.
[tire screech sound]
[Kirbie]
We're sorry for pushing you
to win Susanne back.
[Woody]
Are you kidding?
It was the most excitement
I've had in a long time.
And besides,
it wasn't all that bad.
Now let's go for
a Sunday drive.
♪ [relaxing hula music] ♪
[crash]
[record scratch]
[Woody gasps]
Janice?!
Maybe Donnie didn't
hear his alarm
because he's fighting
a pincerhead in his dreams!
Maybe he got food poisoning.
He's always eating
the strangest things.
[fly buzzing]
Or maybe who cares?
[gulp,
belch]
Attennn-tion!
Students,
Donnie Dewayne
is participating
in the academy student
exchange program
with the Wa Wa Woo
Waterfowl Conservatory.
[wailing]
Ooh!
An exchange program?
That means that
one of their students
comes to our school, right?
That's what I'm
trying to tell you!
This fine young...
man...
will be spending
the next two days with us.
Please give an Academy
welcome to d*ck Duck.
[clapping]
[student]
You suck!
Now, I need a volunteer to
show d*ck around campus.
Oh, oh, oh!
Over here!
Oh, oh, oh! Hello!
Hi!, hi! Right over here!
[sigh]
Fine.
-Kirbie, he's all yours.
-[gasp]
[bell ring]
Hi!
I'm Kirbie, and these
are my best friends,
and your new
second-best friends,
because I'm your
new best friend!
Anyway, this is
Herby and Burt.
-Put'er there, pal.
-[annoyed quack]
Don't leave me hangin'.
What do you do as a greeting
where you're from?
Ow! Ow!
Okay, ow, ow!
Ooh, he's confident.
Ooh! Bit aggressive. Ow!
Ooh. Ugh!
Eee!
That's an odd hello,
new friend.
Come on,
we'll show you around campus.
This state-of-the-art gym
is where the most physically fit
students of today
train to become
the heroes of tomorrow!
[giggling]
[gasping and groaning in pain]
[scream]
[gasp]
[amused quacking]
And that's our gym.
[nervous chuckle]
Let's move on to the lab.
C'mon, d*ck.
[wailing]
So lifelike...
But don't worry, I bet Donnie's
havin' a great time.
[wailing]
Ugh, does anyone
know when lunch is?
'Cause I'm getting
a bit peckish.
[quacking]
Oh yeah, well,
thanks for your help.
Glad I brought my own snack.
[chewing, gulping]
Mm!
[chewing]
[quack]
What?
...Oh.
[terrified screech]
[quacking multitude]
Some of the smartest
students at our academy
graduate to become
leaders in interplanetary
health care.
Cool, huh?
Now, d*ck...
May I call you d*ck?
What is the origin
of the name "d*ck"?
-Do you like swimming?
-[frightened gasp]
[grunt]
C'mon, guys!
We gotta keep this
friendship train rolling!
[train whistle]
Those are the washrooms
over there
for your ones, and twos,
and sometimes threes,
and those are our lockers...
[gasp] And-- oh, this is
my personal favorite...
-The gum wall!
-[Herby clears throat]
I dunno, I'm not so
sure about this guy.
Relax!
We have to remember
it's hard making friends
at a new school.
Besides,
who is nine-and-oh
when it comes to
making new friends?
That's right--
me!
I'm sure his kooky behavior
will come to an end
once he settles in
as my number ten.
What happened?
d*ck decided to contribute me
to the gum wall.
It's less fun than it looks.
[laugh]
You're funny, Burt.
[excited panting]
Oh, right, I guess you aren't
signed up for the cafeteria yet.
[affirmative quack]
Here, take my lunch...
[nervous chuckle]
We only get grilled
cheese once a month,
and it's my
all-time favorite.
[smash]
[gasp, growl]
Are those grubs?
[♪♪♪]
-Okay, I'm done.
-Yup.
So you're just giving up
on making a new friend
'cause he's a messy eater?
No, I just don't think
he wants to be OUR friend.
Of course he wants
to be our friend!
He's so sweet...
I'm sure that's
a sign of friendship.
Whatever you say,
Wrong-o!
Good luck with that.
Okay, but mark my words,
he will be my friend after
these two days are over,
and my friend alone!
Mm!
Mind if I try
one of these bad boys?
[grunt] Ow!
[forced chuckle, grunt]
[gagging]
Okay, well that was a fun day.
And it's going to
get even better!
I convinced Colonel Cork
to let you bunk with me.
[annoyed quack]
We just have to find a cot,
or a, uh...
That's my bed...
Hm.
[quacking]
Okay...
Okay.
[forced laugh,
coughing]
Huh?
But... where am I
supposed to sleep?
Morning, d*ck!
I was up all night
thinking about our friendship,
'cause I really need--
I mean WANT-- it to work.
[grunt] And I feel we are
monumentally close to
becoming best friends for life.
So, to commemorate
this special occasion,
I made this for you.
It's covered in our
best memories.
You look smashing, pal!
[strained laugh]
[Herby] I have to
hand it to you, Kirbie.
When you want to make a friend,
you make a friend.
Even if that friend
isn't very friendly.
Nothing worth doing
is ever easy.
And that hat is going to be
a special bond
d*ck and I share
for a long, long time.
[d*ck pooping]
See?
With a little perseverance,
patience, and loss of sleep,
true friendship will
always prevail!
Yeah, I think your friend just
pooped on your special bond.
[gasp]
[Kirbie snoring]
[students chanting
"d*ck! d*ck! d*ck!"]
[students chanting
"d*ck! d*ck! d*ck!"]
You are one crazy duck, pal!
[smug quack]
Come on, fellas.
I got a fun feelin'
that duck is up to no good.
d*ck made new friends?
Friends that aren't me?
[stammer] But how?
But, why?!
Oh man, Skillsworthy's
gonna go duck wild
at that prank
you laid out, d*ck.
[lackeys cackle]
Kirbie, I hear that you've taken
our exchange student
under YOUR wing.
[laugh]
Well, if anyone can show him
what a true friend is,
it's you.
Ooh!
Oh my goodness, lucky me.
Someone left a buffet
right there on my desk.
[Skillsworthy gobbles food]
Oh no, that's...
that's not tuna salad.
Ugh, I better have some water
to wash that taste ou--
[gag, spit]
Oh!
-That's certainly not water!
-[gasp]
That is it!
I will show that
trouble-making d*ck Duck
what he's missing out on
if it's the last thing I do!
d*ck DUCK WILL BE MY FRIEND!!
Yeah!
You go, girl!
[Skillsworthy]
Applesauce in my slippers?!
Put down that
spray paint, d*ck.
No friend of mine
is a property defacer!
He can do whatever
he likes.
And besides,
he's pretty good.
Oh!
[d*ck's lackeys cackle]
I've never not
made a friend,
and I intend to
keep it that way.
This is now a "friend-in!"
I will not let go of your leg
until you, d*ck Duck,
agree to be my friend.
[quacking in disagreement]
Be my friend, d*ck.
Be my friend.
Be my friend, d*ck...
This friendly girl
is weirding me out!
Let's scram!
Ow! Be my-- ow! ...friend!
Ow! d*ck!
[English accent]
Let go of my leg!
[gasp]
TALKING DUCK!!
You can speak?!
Yes, and I believe
Aristotle once said,
"Wishing to be friends
is quick work,
but friendship is
a slow ripening fruit."
I totally understand...
friend!
No, you don't!
Why would I want to be
friends with you?
Well, I don't want
to brag, but--
You changed my lodging plans
without asking me,
you pretended to like
grubs to impress me,
AND you didn't stand up
for your real friends
when I was unkind to them!
Who does that?!
You care more about
your friend record
than you do about
being a true friend.
Later, dweebs.
But...
But I tried so hard!
I'm a total failure...
[sobbing]
Aw, don't be like that, Kirb.
You got carried away
and tried to force someone
to be your friend.
But you're gonna win some,
and you're gonna lose some.
That's life.
And who needs that duck
when you have two
BFFs right here?
Where?
Oh, right.
We even made you a hat.
[gasp]
A friendship hat?
I love it!
You guys are the best.
And YOU can share this one.
I rescued it from the garbage.
[flies buzzing]
What?
I licked it off first.
[sniff]
Or did I?
[shivering and gasping]
So...
hungry...
Out of hard boiled eggs...
[whimper]
That's it!
I'm going home!
[egg cracking sound]
Uh oh.
[angry quacking,
Donnie screaming]
01x09 - Flying at the Speed of Love/Feathership of the Wing
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.