[♪♪♪]
[Kids]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
[Kids]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
[Kids]
Three!
[Man]
One-- One! Two!
[Kids]
Three!
[♪♪♪]
[Colonel Cork]
And that, students,
is how you survive
eating tree bark,
insects, and the, uh...
[Ahem!] ..."nutrition"
found between your toes.
[Ahem!] Colonel Cork?
Hi. Donnie here.
Yes, best student
in class.
Um, is this going to
be on the examination?
Sorry... Examination?
We already had ours, Herby.
Remember?
This is not a
doctor's exam, Burt!
This is a written test
wherein cadets prove
they've been paying attention
this school year.
You have to pass it to
move up to the next level.
Oh, you know, and
stay at the Academy.
No? No one?
Not ringing a bell?
I have the only copy
in this briefcase.
[All gasp]
Uh, how about
a sneak peak
so we know what to study?
[chuckles]
Nice try!
You can see with
the rest of the class,
when I hand them out...
tomorrow!
[ringing]
Uh... Why didn't we
know about this?
Cork announced it on the
first day of school this year.
Remember?
Get it down on paper,
because I will not remind
you of the exam again!
Now, back to the lesson!
Colonel Cork, I'd like
to introduce you
to three wonderful
new students.
High five, mister!
Where do you keep
your fireworks?
Anchovy?
And before you ask,
yes, I brought enough
for everyone!
[Kids]
Ugh!
Cork must have announced
the exam before we arrived.
Nope. You were there.
You heard it.
And I heard you hear it.
You did?
Ha! Why would I
lie about that?
[chuckles nervously]
But don't worry,
you have hours
to remember the
entire year.
[cackles] Good luck!
[♪♪♪]
We can't go
back to Earth!
This is our home now!
We can't leave it behind!
We can't leave this jar of
toenail clippings
or this collection of
armpit hairballs!
And we can't leave
these guys!
And moving is
so stressful.
We're not moving.
How hard can it be?
We do some cramming
for the test, and--
[tearing,
chomping]
Burt, what are you doing?
I'm cramming information
into my mouth,
then digesting
the knowledge.
And I'm going to
the bathroom.
What? Why?
Because that's where I
keep my textbooks, okay?
You've gotta
read something.
Okay, in order to get smart,
we have to think smart...
so the plan is to
study all night!
Let's go!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[panting]
[straining]
[♪♪♪]
[panting] You... guys...
ready to study like...
stink?
Let's... do...
this...
Bring it!
[snoring]
[All snoring]
[All snoring]
[Donnie]
[softly] Hey, everyone.
Hey, Amigos. Hi.
WAKE UP!
[All yelp]
[cackles]
Who? What? Huh?
What time is it?
It's eight.
Phew! We still have
all night to study.
...in the morning.
Yeah, not p.m.
The exam is in
an hour! Ha-ha!
[All]
What?!
And now that I know
you haven't studied,
these are even more
appropriate!
Here: invitations
to your going-away -
as in, "being-kicked-out-
of-the-Academy" - party!
Dress code is business
casual or better.
Mm, I'd aim for better.
[Party favour trills]
[Both gasp]
There'd better
be balloons!
[gasps] Now we're
gonna fail for sure!
Yeah, it's not like
we can ask Colonel Cork
to cancel the exam.
[Kirbie]
Idea face!
But maybe...
we could get
the exam cancelled!
Gasp!
[gasps]
[♪♪♪]
[Herby]
Colonel Cork commandeers
this restroom every morning
around this time...
and he can't give
us the test...
...if he can't get
out of his stall!
Great idea, Herby.
Thanks!
Ready?
[All spitting loudly]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
First phase of the mission
is accomplished.
And now... we wait!
♪ Doot-do-do,
going for a victory poo ♪
♪ Going for
a victory poo ♪
[Donnie farting]
Any time now.
[Toilet flushes]
[Donnie grunting
and straining]
Cork must have gone in when
we had our backs turned.
[Donnie panting]
It's working! He's stuck!
♪ [whistling] ♪
Someone's stuck, but
I don't think it's Cork.
♪ [whistling continues] ♪
[Donnie]
Help! I'm stuck!
Huh?
[Donnie]
Ow! Ow!
Ugh! And it stinks in here!
[growls] What's going on
in there?
[Cork straining]
[Donnie yelps]
Vandalizing the school
restroom with gum.
Detention after class!
Test in minutes.
[screams]
Oh! Almost forgot...
♪ [whistling] ♪
Well, I'll start
packing my stuff.
Wait! With Cork
in the poop shack,
we have time for
another plan...
and I have a doozy!
Come on!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[Herby chuckles]
Great job, you two!
Question: Why aren't we just
blowing up the case
so Cork will have to
write a new test?
Because that's vandalism,
and we don't do that.
But we just
destroyed the door.
No, you did.
And you have to
live with it.
This gorilla is going
to destroy the case.
[roars]
Where did that
come from?
Just part of another
classic Herby plan.
Check it out!
[sniffing]
[sniffing]
[metallic crunching]
It worked!
[belches]
The test!
[roars]
New plan.
RUN!
[♪♪♪]
Oof!
[roars]
The coast is clear.
I hope Colonel Cork
is okay.
[Cork on PA system]
Attention, students.
A razor toothed gorilla
has been released
onto school property,
and today's exam is...
covered in saliva, but
going ahead as scheduled.
The beast has
been contained.
We really are
going to fail.
Aw. If only something
could happen right now
to shut the school down
temporarily.
You know, like a storm.
Or an alien invasion!
Or like that time the lunch
lady burnt the bacon so bad
that the fire alarm went off
and the class was cancelled--
[All gasp]
[Both]
--for the rest of the day!
[♪♪♪]
This is serious
stuff, guys.
Yeah, it could be the
most dangerous mission
we've ever attempted.
We could get caught.
Look at it this way:
we didn't know
about the exam,
so it's only fair that
we get a little more time.
And if we do it together,
then we each share
only one third
of the blame!
Then it's decided.
[All]
We're pulling the fire alarm!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[Bert gasps]
Bert, come on!
Totally signing up
for the tuba club!
Agh!
[♪♪♪]
Ooh, Dumples.
Sweetie, are you
hungry, Dumples?
I'll get you
some nom-noms.
[♪♪♪]
There's the fire alarm!
So this is it.
Yeah. Heavy duty.
[Cork on PA system]
Attention, students.
The test will
begin in... ...
... ...
Why start at ?
It's now or never.
Ready?
[Cork on PA system]
...ten... nine...
eight... seven... six...
five... four...
three... two...
[Amigonauts]
...and go!
[power-up,
echoing thud]
What was that?
Attention, students.
We are forced to
cancel today's exam
until further notice.
We did it! Yay!
[All laughing
and cheering]
The emergency tether alarm
has been pulled,
releasing the Academy
into space.
[Amigonauts]
Huh? / Huh? / Where?
[Alarm blaring]
[All gasp]
We pulled the
wrong alarm!
[gasps] We're not connected
to Earth anymore!
[Cork on PA system]
Return to your rooms
and buckle up immediately.
The extra weight in
the examination hall
has tipped the Academy into
a direct collision course
with the sun!
[Alarm continues]
[Students screaming]
Do you know
what this means?
[All]
We get to stay!
[laughing and cheering]
We get to stay!
Um, Colonel Cork, uh,
but there's still time
to take the exam before
we hit the sun, right?
C'mon! I studied!
It's not fair!
[crying]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[alarm beeping]
You're probably
wondering what happened.
We didn't know about
this year end exam.
Or that if we failed it,
we'd be expelled.
Donnie even planned our
going-away-for-good party
which now we're
gonna have to miss.
So we had to do something
big, no bigger,
no huge
to stop the test.
Ohhh...
Kirbie, Burt and I decided
to pull the fire alarm.
But we-
-we pulled
the wrong switch!
[♪♪♪]
And accidentally
untethered the Academy,
sending it
and us
on a crash course
towards the sun.
We're so sorry.
Goodbye forever!
There.
Confession recorded.
Not that anyone will
have time to punish us
before we're
crispied by the sun.
Win-win!
[screaming]
I feel terrible.
We have to help get
everyone to safety!
I know.
We'll stuff as
many students
into the escape
pods as possible.
Great idea!
Um, I think Professor Mybad
already thought of that.
On Pythagoras!
On Atom!
Bye Isosceles!
Safe travels, Hypotenuse!
So. Many. Kitties.
C'mon!
President Skillsworthy
let me explain-
Colonel Cork, I have never
lost a school on my watch.
In fact I've never even
lost my watch at school.
Earth has just deployed
a rescue squad
with our co-ordinates--
If you don't save
the Academy,
not only will
I fire you,
I will take away
every badge,
medal and rank
you've ever held
the second before we
burst into flames.
Clear?
Sir.
Yes, Sir.
Now if you'll excuse me...
[all whistle]
Did you hear that?
Cork might get fried
because of our mistake!
I mean fired.
Uh, but also fried!
Not gonna happen
because I have one
"Herby" of a plan
to bring
the Academy to a stop.
But the test will stay
cancelled, right?
Totally,
and Cork will probably
give us a*t*matic 'A's
for saving the school
and his career.
C'mon!
[screams]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[groans]
[♪♪♪]
[grunts]
Well, if I'm
going into the sun,
then I'm going in style.
It's beautiful Donnie.
Donnie, can we borrow
your sewing machine?
Thanks!
Nice blazer.
No!
It's a dinner jacket!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[meows]
Burt, remote.
Man, it'll be a total drag
if this doesn't work.
Oh I want drag.
Loads of drag.
All the drag I can get.
Ready?
[both]
Ready!
Deploying parachute now!
Woohoo!
[all cheering]
[♪♪♪]
It worked?
[glass cracking]
What was that?
[all scream]
[gasps]
Dive!
[all cheer]
[all scream]
We're going faster.
The parachute must've
caused too much drag!
[Col. Cork]
We've lost the library, Sir.
[gulp]
But look.
It's the rescue
squad I requested.
Finally some good news,
right my angel?
[all scream]
[all cheer]
We're going to live.
What's this?
[sighs]
It could be worse,
I suppose.
[horn honks]
[all scream]
Looks like I'm going to
have to take things
into my own hands.
[grunts]
The emergency
steering wheel.
That hasn't been
used in...
Ever.
It's the only
chance we've got.
We're so gonners.
Well it's been a blast.
I'm gonna go say goodbye
to my fireworks.
Fireworks. That's it!
Time for plan B.
Come on.
[Woody] So, you're telling me
all of this is happening
because you needed
more time to study?
You would have done
the same thing!
[Woody]
Um, yeah...
So what's the plan?
Well, we packed
your exhaust jets
with all of Burt's
fireworks and devices.
[Woody]
You what?
And with your new,
expl*sive power
we're going to pull
the ship away from the sun.
[Woody] Yeah,
I don't think that's a good-
Engage thrusters!
Whoa!
[♪♪♪]
[Kirbie] Wait,
why is the rope so stretchy?
[Burt]
All we have is a bungee cord.
[all screaming]
Oh! My! Ooh!
Oh my spleen!
[groaning]
[gasps]
Oh!
[Woody]
Hold on, dudes!
[all scream]
[impact grunts]
[all scream]
[groaning]
Ahh!
You okay, bud?
[Woody]
I have never felt more alive!
But Skillsy doesn't
look too hot.
[snoring]
He's okay.
We just knocked
him into a nap.
[Col. Cork]
Keep it down!
I'm trying to steer.
[screams]
[horns honking]
Look!
We're headed back towards Earth!
But way too fast.
I'll have to circle
until we slow down.
[grunting effort]
[all gasp]
That can't be good.
[computer voice]
Attention intruder.
Change course immediately,
emergency shield
will be deployed.
[gasps]
The force field.
[all gasp]
At the speed we're going
the Academy's gonna be
nothing but a pancake!
Maybe it's
not too late
to take Donnie up
on our going away party.
Yeah, why not go out
with cake and balloons?
Balloons?
Balloons!
[all scream]
[Herby]
Attention screaming students.
We need your help
to save the Academy.
Please meet in Donnie
Dewayne's room immediately.
Huh?
Everyone!
Grab a balloon!
This had better work or I'll--
Be remembered as
a failure and a bad driver?
No Sir.
Not on our watch!
I wasn't going
to say that-
[gasps]
[screams]
[Herby]
And... Shields up!
[all cheer]
[cheering]
I can't believe
your plan worked.
I must have a concussion.
I see a ship...
Parked on the bridge.
President Skillsworthy,
the Academy is safe.
Safe?
But how?
Um, well...
These three students-
Uh, helped Colonel Cork
put up a shield!
That kept us
from crashing!
Because balloons!!
You saved the school?
Well, I mean...
He sure did!
Yeah I did.
And we're never gonna pull
the wrong alarm again!
We learned our lesson!
[gasps]
Was that out loud?
Yeah.
That was definitely out loud.
In our defense, we were
going for the fire alarm.
Balloon?
I always thought
expelling you three
would be one
of the greatest joys
of my life.
Can't you give us
one more chance?
I wish I could.
You three are my
favourite students,
but there are
certain standards
that Oober Doober Academy
must maintain.
You put your fellow cadets
in mortal danger.
And you didn't
know the difference
between a fire alarm
and a device that detaches
us from Earth.
It's with great sadness
that I have to say...
Good bye and good luck.
Well it's been an honour
to attend
Oober Doober Academy, Sirs.
Is this
really happening
or am I talking
in my sleep?
[whimpers]
Thank you for everything!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[sighs]
I'm gonna miss them.
What's gonna happen
when we get back to Earth?
Will we go to
another school?
We could put
on disguises
and try to get back
into the Academy.
Or live like wolves
in the forest.
I don't know,
but whatever it is,
we're doing it together.
Amigos for life.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Three! ♪
01x26 - Jet Airliner/Crash Course
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Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.
Centers on three 13-year-old incompetent anthropomorphic dinosaurs named Herby, Kirbie, and Burt who are hailed as heroes after saving Earth from annihilation.