Caitlin!
Big Steve! I was just
thinking...
of more efficient ways to...
um, squeeze lemons?
Yeah, I'm on my way
to the Calgary Stampede.
Wow.
Now, you take real good care of
the Lemon and bring sales up,
and I'll have a bonus
with your name on it, yeah!
Really?
Yup. That's if I don't lose all
my money on the cow lottery.
The cow lottery?
Yeah. They let
a great big bull loose,
and folks bet on where
he's gonna drop his load.
I'm real good at it,
got a real good sense for poop.
I likes me the poop.
Ew. Okay then. Have fun!
Yee-haw!
(All giggling)
Nikki, here's that
info about how bacteria
breeds in hot tubs--
(Gasping)
--and all the ways
it can get into your body.
Yes!
Why do you want that anyway?
It's disgusting.
That is exactly why I want it.
Thanks.
Guess what? My parents
said we could use the hot tub
for our sleep-over party!
We are so hooked up!
(All squealing)
Sorry, Nikki,
but you're not invited.
What's this?
ALL:
Ew!
(All grunting)
Nicely done!
Sometimes, they just
make it too easy.
♪
♪ Life begins after school ♪
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together ♪
♪ In a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm ♪
♪ Starting to find my way ♪
♪ Got a new job ♪
♪ Going to start at the mall
today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm , life is sweet ♪
♪ When you're
growing up so fast ♪
♪ You got to make
the good times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm , I'm ♪
♪ Got to make
the good times last ♪
There you go.
Now, watch this a couple times,
and see if you
don't feel better.
You can rise above this.
See you tomorrow.
What's wrong with her?
She just got canned
from her job as an ad exec.
So, I sent her home
with Working Woman.
The one where the chick
steals her boss's job
and her boyfriend and then
gets her thrown in jail?
Yup. She's going to be alright.
Want to rent How To Fix
My Boyfriend In Days?
Sucks.
Well, how about
South American Pie?
Sucks.
Hm.
Sucks.
(Gasping)
Oh, so I guess you know exactly
what movie we
should watch tonight?
As a matter of fact, I do.
I'd say you've been
dating for, what, two weeks?
Three. How'd you know?
Irrelevant.
I've got just the movie for you.
Legally Bland?
The perfect film for
this particular stage
in your relationship.
Light fare that navigates
the waters of love
while subtly introducing
an undercurrent of commitment.
Not bad! We'll take it!
MAN:
He recommended a film for us
and it totally
saved our relationship!
Yeah, I was going to dump him!
Wow. How do you do that?
What can I say, man?
It's a talent.
Hey! Can you help Serena
and I get back together?
I need a movie
that will make her see
that I'm the guy for her.
Let it go, dude.
I don't do staff.
Plus, she broke up with you,
and fired you.
Come on, man, you're the only
one who can help me.
That's probably true,
but I don't do staff.
(Sighing)
Huh?
(Sighing)
(Grunting)
What are you doing?
My blender just died.
Or was m*rder*d.
What's with the effort?
That's not like you.
Because if I'm blender-less,
I won't get my bonus
and I'll never get that
cute camisole I picked out!
Ah, that's more like it.
If I come up with
anything I'll let you know.
Thanks.
(Gasping)
(Sighing)
You're good at taping sticks.
Masterson! I know that look.
That's love on the job.
Drop and give me !
(Sighing)
Yes, Coach.
I hope for your
sake you can do .
Love will make
me strong.
Another for
saying the word love.
You just said it.
Darn it, you're right!
for me too.
Hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, feels good!
Hup, hup, hup.
Let me guess. Wayne here
recommended a life-changing
movie to you two?
BOTH:
Mm-hm.
(Sighing)
Don't choke on
each other's tongues.
What flew up your butt?
Nothing, except that you
could save me from a lifetime
of loneliness by telling
me what movie to watch.
Tell you what. I'll give you
free air guitar lessons.
Come on man! You have some
freaky video superpower.
True.
And you could use it to
help me get my girl back.
Unless you think you couldn't
come up with anything.
Heh. A weak attempt at
challenging my movie manhood.
Alright, fine. I'll bite.
Really? Alright!
Whatever. Jude! Jude!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Don't leave me in
here overnight again!
We're not closing.
I want you to grab a video
for Pathetica over here.
Video number .
Oh, yeah!
I'm feeling better already.
(Grunting)
This'll help you.
Now, leave me alone.
So, what's it like being
a waiter at El Sporto?
Uh, okay, nothing special.
Maybe I'll come by for lunch.
No! I mean, you're better
off in the food court.
Well, what sports uniform
do they make you wear?
Not important.
(Slurping)
(Groaning)
This is one bad lemonade.
My blender died,
so I had to get creative.
(Wyatt clearing throat)
This movie, my friends,
is going to solve all
my problems with Serena.
Are you talking
about Serena Serena?
As in "You're fired and I never
want to see you again" Serena?
Come on, guys. I think it'll
give us some valuable insights.
Watch it with me
and tell me what you think?
Sure, why not? I'll call Jen.
Sure.
(Grunting)
A movie sounds good.
We'll be there.
(Grunting)
Hey, want to hang
with my friends?
COACH HALDER:
Masterson, give me
another pronto!
(Groaning)
Coach Halder told me
to take lunch now.
Guess I'll see you later.
Can't feel my arms.
(Groaning)
Jen's in. Meet you there?
'Kay.
You know, you'd look really
good in a dress like that.
Oh, so what I'm wearing
isn't nice enough for you?
Uh-oh.
No. I mean, yes, it is.
So what, now that we're, like,
dating it's okay for you to
tell me what to wear? Nice.
Hey, wait!
I was giving you a compliment!
(Groaning)
Tsk tsk.
Lemon Smoothie coming up.
MAN:
Hey!
I know how you feel,
little buddy.
WOMAN:
The secret to beautiful tulips,
my dear, is good compost.
(Grunting)
Aren't there any chicks
under in this flick?
I don't know.
(Shushing)
This is a good part!
(Snoring)
(Grunting)
What? Wait.
That was so cute!
Those old ladies worked
so hard on that garden.
And did you see
how cute they were
in their matching flower hats?
The only thing more boring
than watching old people,
is watching
old people gardening.
So, what do you think
it means for Serena and me?
That's easy. Nothing.
I think it means
you're really boring.
(Groaning)
Want to go to the junior
dance with me next week?
(Giggling)
Sure!
Masterson!
(Sighing)
I know.
You're skating on thin ice,
Masterson.
That's push-ups
this week alone.
Oh, good work, Dobbs.
How come you never get busted?
I don't know, honey.
Guess I'm just lucky.
I'll see you later.
Hey, Honey. There's no strength
left in my upper body!
(Grunting)
(Stanley laughing)
And they say
Coach Halder's groin
has never been the same since!
(Laughing)
Too bad Jonesy
has to work tonight.
Where is he? I'm starving.
There he is, in a skirt.
It's a kilt.
Oh, wow.
You look really good in that.
But you know what
would look even better?
A blue sundress.
Oh ha-ha.
Everyone has to wear
a sports outfit here, remember?
What sport are
you supposed to be?
Field Hockey.
(Laughing)
All the guy sports were taken!
Except for
Cross Country Dressing.
Do you guys want
to order or what?
Uh, do you have chicken legs?
(Laughing)
Well done!
Wayne! What is the point of
this movie you gave me to watch?
Dude, if I tell you,
you won't learn anything.
Plus I'm busy.
But it doesn't make any sense.
If you can't figure it out,
then you don't deserve to
have titles on
the 'staff picks' shelf.
No! Okay, I'll figure it out.
I have a new staff pick.
Plenty of room up there now.
Let's see it.
Radical Pool Party .
I want you to think
about what you just said.
Hm.
(Groaning)
Okay, this is hopeless!
I'll never get my bonus.
Your blending troubles are over.
They are?
Check it out.
Who needs a blender
when you've got
an industrial fan?
(Clanking)
(Screaming)
Nice work, Jude.
So, now that
you've had some time,
what do you
think that movie means?
Still nothing.
I think it means you and Serena
were meant to
be together forever.
You know what? That's it!
You have to tell her.
Hold on.
Wyatt, it's just a movie.
Yeah, but you don't
know the power of Wayne.
The man does give sick advice.
This is crazy,
she broke up with you!
The movie gods have spoken!
You've got to win Serena back!
What?
You're right!
I'm going to do this.
(Groaning)
(Feedback whistling)
(Wayne clearing throat)
Attention, everyone!
This is a message for
Serena at Spin This.
(Gasping)
Serena, it's Wyatt.
I know you're here today
because I saw you
stacking the new releases.
Stalker.
I can't stop thinking about you
and I really want you to give
me one more chance.
I'll wait for your answer,
as long as it takes.
All I need is a yes.
(Groaning)
Or a no. If you could just,
you know, shout out an answer.
I'll just wait here and listen.
(Coughing)
Uh, oh, okay. Um.
(Groaning)
That's it I guess.
They never listen.
(Grunting)
COACH HALDER:
What's taking so long
with that display, Masterson?
(Gasping)
Sorry, Coach.
My arms are so tired.
Whoa!
(Screaming)
Are you okay, honey?
No, I'm not okay.
I've done like seven hundred
stupid push-ups for you!
My arms are noodles!
Cute noodles.
Noodles aren't cute!
They're soft and droopy.
How come you don't
do any push-ups?
Uh, why would I do them
if he didn't make me?
Oh, I don't know,
because you're a guy
and you should act like a man?
Jen, you know I have
baseball tryouts coming up.
I can't be over-working
my arms for no reason.
No reason?
Oh, Dobbs,
could you come over here
and show me that swing of yours.
(Chuckling)
Yes, Coach.
(Groaning)
(Giggling)
That's an interesting technique.
And surprisingly dangerous.
Hey, Jen!
Nikki and I were thinking of
inviting Charlie
to our movie night.
You know, since he's
sort of part of the g*ng now.
Part of the g*ng?
Sure. We all agreed he's in.
The guy brings the funny.
Do you know what he
puts on his hot dogs?
Nothing. It's just a wiener
and a bun and that's it.
And that laugh.
It's so annoying.
Do you know he calls me honey?
"Honey, do the push-ups for us.
Honey, I have baseball tryouts."
Ooh, wish him luck for me!
(Shouting)
How are you doing?
Great. Never felt better.
I know what would
make you feel better.
An orange mocha stimulatte!
Hurray up, Caitlin. He's almost
finished his last one.
Uh, don't you think
he's had enough?
No. Drink this, Wyatt.
It will help dull
the sting of rejection.
Feeling better?
I don't know. I am more twitchy.
That's a good sign!
Okay, I've got to
get back to the lemon.
Continue stimulatte consumption
until he's no longer
thinking of you know who.
(Sighing)
Drink, Wyatt, drink.
(Groaning)
Jonesy! Did you get my message?
What do you think
I've got under my kilt?
You know it!
Jonesy, this is perfect!
(Choking)
(Squealing)
I better get back.
They don't know I'm gone.
Okay, thanks again!
Later.
CAITLYN:
Hi!
Hey. Have you ever
noticed that Charlie's hair
isn't cut straight?
Uh-oh. I'll be right there.
What happened?
You've never complained
about his hair before.
I've decided it's actually
his head. It's too big.
And whenever he
lifts something heavy,
he gets this giant
purple vein in his neck.
I think I'm just going
to have to let him go.
Look, Charlie's a great catch.
He's cute and he cried during
Life's Little Wrinkles.
And the guys love him!
Plus, his head's
not really that big.
What's the matter
with your arms?
Hm, you should look after that.
See ya!
(Groaning)
I'm missing something here.
What is he trying to tell me?
Why don't you
ask those old dudes?
They've probably seen it.
Good idea! Ask the old people!
Great idea.
Dude?
Hello, Ladies.
Hey Jonesy! Thanks!
No worries.
(Gasping)
No one at the restaurant
likes it anyway.
You mean, this lemonade
was once up Jonesy's skirt?
Hm?
(Spitting, groaning)
Yeah, good call.
Caitlin! Why don't you remind
Nikki what a great guy I am
sneaking you cans of
lemonade to save your hide?
Don't put me in
the middle of this.
You did commit a serious mistake
of the new-boyfriend code.
What?
You told me to
change my clothes.
No, I-I was just--
Are all girls this difficult?
Just the ones with brains.
Okay, fine.
I'm taking these back.
Oh!
Sorry, I lost you your
gross skirt lemonade.
That's okay.
Nothing overrides a girl's
right to her own fashion.
So, you think the movie
was about planting tulips.
Wow.
Not exactly the insight
I was hoping for.
So, my question is,
does gardening have anything
to do with being together?
What is your secret on
being together for so long?
Nothing better ever came along.
(Grunting)
Hm.
So, uh, do you dig old chicks?
I don't think this is working.
We need a new plan.
Right. Like what?
Hm.
Disguise yourself as a woman
and ask Wayne to
explain the movie.
Aw, man.
I always have to
dress up like the chick.
(Falsetto)
Excuse me.
(Gasping)
I watched Life's Little Wrinkles
the other day
and I was wondering...
Yeah?
What's the message of the movie?
WAYNE:
Well, I'd tell you
if you weren't
a guy dressed as an old woman!
What is with you, dude?
It's my fault.
I can't figure out what
Life's Little Wrinkles
was supposed to mean!
What the heck kind of
recommendation was that anyway?
What-what are
you talking about?
The movie you gave me.
That wasn't the movie
you were supposed to watch.
It wasn't?
No! Why would I tell you
to watch that chick flick?
So, then why'd
you give it to me!?
I didn't, but I have
a feeling I know what happened.
This is the movie you
were supposed to watch,
Dumping Amy.
You gave him
the wrong movie, dude.
Oh.
This is all your fault?
(Gulping)
I watched that thing
twelve times because of you?
All the boxes look the same!
(Laughing)
JEN:
Do you ever think
fries are better than boys?
All the time.
(Phone ringing)
Can you see who it is?
I can't lift up the phone.
It's Charlie.
(Groaning)
Let it ring.
You're dumping him, aren't you?
And I was just
starting to like him.
And I'm just starting to
get feeling back in my arms.
(Big Steve cheering)
(Gasping)
It's Big Steve!
Quick, where can I hide
the busted blender?
Just play it cool, Caitlin!
I'm back. How's the ranch?
Um, okay.
I'm gonna rustle me
up a Lemon Smoothie.
Hope you don't mind.
Mind?
No, I-I don't mind.
Ah, blast!
Think I busted the blender.
Oh, well.
Oh, well?
You mean you're not mad?
Heck no!
These things only live so long.
We were long overdue.
I'll pick one up tomorrow.
Great!
Hey! Here's that
bonus I promised ya.
Thanks, Big Steve!
(Squealing)
Uh-oh.
I thought I might find you here.
Yup. Here I am.
(Gasping)
Is your phone off?
I just tried calling you, honey.
No, it's on,
but I couldn't pick it up
because my arms are like two
giant pieces of linguine!
Speaking of which,
I should eat a big meal,
baseball tryouts are tomorrow.
I need the energy.
(Screaming)
That's it!
No more push ups
and no more big giant head!
We're so over!
Better hit
the road there, sport.
When she regains use of her arms
she'll come back swinging.
So, who wants to watch
Dumping Amy with me tonight?
Oh.
I can't.
Sorry, dude.
Nope.
I'm busy.
Ah, come on, guys.
Charlie can come too.
No, he can't. I dumped him.
Dumped as in "dumped?"
Yes, dumped like a gym bag full
of sweaty old gym socks. Dumped!
Whoa, but he was so funny.
I'm really gonna miss that guy.
Even though he made
fun of my chicken legs.
Hey, yeah, where's your skirt?
It was a kilt.
And I got fired.
I accidentally
walked over a floor vent.
What? How was I supposed to know
that I couldn't go commando?
That is just ew.
Enough work talk.
What's this?
It's for you.
Something nice that
you'd look really good in.
(All gasping)
BOTH:
Aw.
Thanks, Jonesy.
You know,
you're not so bad after all.
For a guy in a skirt.
Whoo-hoo! Talking to me again!
You know it!
(Chuckling)
Oh, yeah!
At this point,
I'd take the fries any day.
♪
02x32 - Awake the Wyatt Within
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.