-Hey, Mom, you got
the sprinklers on,
can I run through 'em?
-All right, dear.
Not with your clothes on.
-OK.
-Dennis!
[theme music]
-Dennis?
Dennis?
-Hello, Margret?
-Hello, Mrs. Mitchell.
Is Dennis home?
-Well, he must be
over at Tommy's, they
were out here
playing a minute ago.
-We were playing house
a little while ago.
But Dennis deserted
me and all the babies.
-All those mouths to feed.
How are they?
-They're all teething.
Well, bye, Mrs. Mitchell.
-Good bye, Margaret.
-There she goes, Tommy.
-Yeah.
Dumb old Margaret.
-Oh, she's OK.
She can't help if she's a girl.
-Can I use your bathroom?
-Sure, come on.
Hey Mom, I'm home!
-So I hear.
-He's polite, Mom.
He's just in a hurry.
[door closes]
-OK.
Do you know who was just here?
-Sure, it was Margaret.
I was hiding in the bushes.
-ALICE (OFFSCREEN): Why
were you doing that?
-'Cause girls are no fun.
They can't play catch,
'cause they can't throw.
You can't hit them
because they're a girl.
The first thing you know,
you end up playing house.
-True, true.
-No TV for you
tonight. [phone rings]
-I'll get it.
-I'm not complaining.
I became interested
in playing house
when you stopped
making mud pies,
and began making apple pies.
-Guess what we got out
there on the phone?
A long distance call for you.
-Long distance?
Hello?
Daddy?
-Grandpa?
-How are you?
Where are you calling from?
-I'm at home.
But if you can put
me up for a few days,
I'll come for a visit.
-Of course we can put you up.
Grandpa's coming to see us.
-He is?
-Great, when?
-When are you coming, Daddy?
-I thought I could start
early tomorrow morning,
should be there by noon.
I can hardly wait to see Dennis.
-Oh, he's anxious
to see you, too.
-Hurry honey, it's
long distance.
-Oh, Daddy?
This is long distance,
and you don't
want to run a big bill, so.
Hmm?
Oh, all right.
He wants to talk to you.
-Oh.
Hello, Dad, how are you?
Good.
Been working on
any new inventions?
Not fooling?
He's invented a new carburetor.
-Really?
What's a carburetor?
-Dear?
It's long distance.
-Oh.
Well, it's good
talking to you, Dad.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
Just a second.
He wants to say hello to Dennis.
-Hi, Grandpa.
What's a carburetor?
Oh.
What's combustion mean?
Oh, sure I know
what burning means.
That's what Mom did
to Dad's new shirt
yesterday when she was ironing.
-Alice?
-I'm sorry.
It happened when I
was trying to get
Dennis' foot out
of your ukulele.
-What's his foot doing
in my-- never mind,
I don't want to know.
-Hey, Grandpa?
Do you still have all
that hair in your ears?
-Dennis!
When you get down
here, can we show Joey?
I told him about it, but
he wouldn't believe me.
-Dennis, this is long distance.
-Should I talk louder?
-No, shorter.
-You still snore?
-Dennis!
-What's your favorite TV show?
Mine, too.
It was swell last night.
All about that
mysterious stranger.
-Dennis, hurry up.
-Hey, Grandpa?
Want to hurry up and
say hello to Tommy?
-Please.
Well, Dad, if we
don't stop talking,
you won't be able to
afford the trip, so.
-Wait a minute.
I want to make one more point.
This trip I don't want you to
do any of your matchmaking.
Oh, no?
Well how about that
woody you brought around?
What was her name?
Miss Elkins.
She about drove me crazy.
-Well, I'll admit she was
an unfortunate choice.
All right, Daddy.
I promise, no more matchmaking.
Good bye.
See you tomorrow.
Well, I've got just
about a million things
to do to get ready.
-What can I do?
-Let's see.
You'd be a big help if
you'd clean the front walk.
-OK.
Why don't I vacuum it?
-Oh, no.
Use the broom.
-OK.
Come on, Tommy.
We want this walk to be real
clean for good ole Grandpa,
Tommy.
What shall I do with it?
Watch me now, I'm
sweeping grass.
Now I'm sweeping leaves.
You know what my Grandpa
can do with his nose?
He can balance a broom on it.
Hey, look Tommy.
Here comes a
mysterious stranger.
-That's just Mr.
Dorfman, the mailman.
-Can't you pretend?
-Sure I can pretend.
-OK, who's coming?
-A mysterious stranger.
-That's right.
And he's wearing a Mr.
Dorfman's disguise.
-Morning, boys.
-Morning.
-Morning mysterious stranger.
-Oh, I'm mysterious, all right.
-Good ole Mr. Dorfman wants
to play the game with us.
-What do we do now?
-Don't you watch TV?
When a mysterious stranger
comes along, you follow him.
-You boys trying to play
some kind of trick on me?
-Heck no.
We're just-- Are
you OK, Mr. Dorfman?
Do you know what happened?
You tripped over my wagon.
-I know I tripped
over your wagon.
-It's because you
were walking backwards
and couldn't see
where you were going.
-I know that.
-Come on, Tommy.
-Let's help good
ole Mr. Dorfman up.
Did you decide not to get up?
-I can't get up, you're
standing in my mail sack.
-Excuse me, Mr. Dorfman.
-Look, fellows.
Boys, I'm not a
mysterious stranger.
Do you understand?
-Sure, Mr. Dorfman.
-Guess he doesn't want to play
our mysterious stranger game.
-Sure he does.
He just gets nervous when
people stand in his mail pouch.
-Hey, look at Mr. Dorfman.
-You see?
Good ole Mr. Dorfman
wants to play some more.
See how mysterious he's acting?
Come on.
What can we play now,
Mr. Dorfman, huh? -Shh!
I'm hiding from Miss Cathcart.
-Why are you hiding
from Miss Cathcart?
-Well if you were a bachelor
my age, you'd understand.
-I'm a bachelor.
-Yeah.
But you're not my age.
-I see you, Mr. Dorfman.
-Did Miss Cathcart win
again, Mr. Dorfman?
-Not yet, not yet.
-Why, Mr. Dorfman.
Anybody would think
you were hiding.
-I wasn't really, Miss Cathcart.
-Then why did you tell
us that you were--
-Now you come
right in the house.
I have a cup of tea waiting.
-Yeah, but Miss Cathcart,
I have to deliver the mail.
-Oh, a cup of tea will
only take a minute.
I'll sing a nice, rousing
song to speed you on your way.
-She has a swell
voice, Mr. Dorfman.
This morning when she
sang for the milkman,
he speeded up so much
that he was practically
running when he left her place.
-Oh.
Oh Dad, it's so good
to see you again.
-I'll say.
I've been up waiting
since pretty early.
-Since : this
morning, to be exact.
-You know why I was up so early?
-Why?
-Because I was worrying about
a question I want to ask you.
Can I ask it?
-sh**t.
-Did you bring me anything?
-Dennis!
-What's the matter?
-Young man, you're
talking out of turn.
-Who's turn is it?
-Dennis, if Grandpa's
brought you anything,
he'll tell you about it.
-Well, I guess it's your turn.
-You bet it is, and I
did bring you something.
And it's in my suitcase.
-Swell.
Why don't me and you
go up and unpack?
-Good idea.
-I'll carry it up for ya.
-Thank you very much.
-You know what I
learned to do last week?
-What?
-When I'm pouring milk in my
glass, I learned when to stop.
-Haha.
-You know, Henry, Father
is so young and vital.
Don't you think
he should remarry?
-Oh, leave him alone, honey.
-Well I could Introduce
him to someone nice.
-Like Miss Elkins?
She made his last
visit miserable.
-You hear it?
-Boy, that's the sea all right.
I think there's a storm.
-Let me listen.
It sounds like a hurricane.
Oh, horse rats.
-What's the matter?
-A wave splashed in my ear.
-Let me listen.
I hear pirates singing.
-Oh, probably to
keep their spirits up
during the hurricane.
-Yeah, I can hear 'em too.
men on a dead man's chest.
-Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum.
-Hello in there?
-Yeah, they heard you.
One of them said, "Shiver
my timbers, there's Dennis."
-I guess this is just about the
swellest present anybody ever
gave me.
Say, why don't me and
you walk around the block
and show it to everybody?
-I'm a bit tired after my trip,
I'd like to take a nap first.
You know, Dennis, you slow down
a little when you reach my age.
-Would you like
to be speeded up?
-I sure would.
-I know somebody that can do it.
She sings to people.
-Well Dennis, if it's a friend
of yours, I'd like to meet her.
-I'll bet she'd like
to meet you too.
MISS CATHCART
(OFFSCREEN): [singing]
MISS CATHCART (OFFSCREEN):
Oh. [clears throat]
-Ah, I was expecting
the laundry man.
So, Dennis, how are you today?
-Fine.
I've brought you my
shell to listen to.
-I'll listen to it
for just a minute.
Pretty busy vocalizing.
Oh, that's the sea, isn't it?
Oh, that's nice.
-My Grandpa brought it to me.
-Oh.
Is he visiting you?
-He sure is.
-Well, eh hem.
Is your Grandmother with him?
-He doesn't have one.
-Why don't you come
in and have a cookie
while we have a little chat.
-OK.
Will you let me see you spin?
-Spin?
-Sure.
I heard my Dad say
you're a spinster.
Thank you.
-Hello, Margaret.
-Hello Mrs. Mitchell,
is Dennis home?
-No, I'm sorry, he isn't.
-The trouble with
playing house alone,
is that there's no husband.
-I know.
-The only time Dennis
will play house
with me is if he gets to be a
cowboy that never comes home.
Is his grandfather here yet?
-Yes he is.
He just came down from his nap.
-Gee, has Dennis been telling
me some stories about him.
Can I meet him?
-Of course you can.
Come in.
-Wait'll I get my dolls.
-Daddy, I'd like you to
meet a very nice young lady.
-Oh, Alice.
You promised, no matchmaking.
-Oh-- Daddy, this is Margaret
Wade, a friend of Dennis'.
-Oh, how do you do, Margaret.
I'm always glad to meet
any friend of Dennis'.
-So are we friends?
-Sure we are Miss Cathcart.
-And are you going to
introduce your friend
to your grandfather?
-Sure.
Are you going to sing for him?
-Well of course I am.
Now, why don't you go over
and get him right away, eh?
-I'll just take
a cookie with me,
in case I meet some
poor kid that's hungry.
OK, Miss Cathcart?
-I enjoyed meeting you
and your babies, Margaret.
Will you come back
to see me sometime?
-I will if my babies are well.
-Ah, have they been sick?
-It's been just awful.
Yesterday they
were all teething.
And today they've
all got the cooh.
-Oh.
What are you doing for them?
-I've rubbed their
chest with Liniment.
Smell.
[sniffs] [coughs]
-You sure did.
-Well bye.
-Bye.
-Hi Grandpa.
You up from your nap?
-I sure am.
I've been waiting for ya.
Say, you missed a friend
of yours, little Margaret.
-I know it.
I saw her bug you out in front.
That's why I came
in the back way.
Hey, Grandpa?
You wanna meet another friend
of mine, the one that sings?
-I sure do.
Wait till I get my jacket.
I'm looking forward to it.
-So is she, boy.
She's even going to
change her dress.
-Aren't you afraid
your friend will
want to play house with you?
-Heck no.
Not this one.
She just sings and
gives me cookies.
-What a surprise.
-This is my Grandpa.
-How do you do?
I'm Charlie Perkins.
-I'm so glad to meet you.
I'm Esther Cathcart,
won't you come in?
-Thanks.
-Boy.
You put on some
perfume, didn't ya?
-Just a touch.
I think a woman
has an obligation
to do the little things
that enhance her femininity.
-Did you spill any?
It's awful strong.
-Dennis, shh.
-Oh, that's all right.
Now why don't you
sit down over here?
-Thank you.
-There.
-You have a very
nice place here.
-Well it's my little nest,
and I try to make it cosy.
-Any special place
you want me to sit?
-Oh, oh Dennis.
Well perhaps you'd like
to go out and play?
-No, I think I'd rather
stay with my Grandpa.
-Well, wouldn't you
like to sit over there?
-No, I think I'd rather
sit on my Grandpa.
-Why don't we have some
refreshment while we chat.
-Swell!
-For you I have
a piece of candy.
-I thought your
friend lived here.
-She does.
-Good boy, good boy.
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
It's Elderberry wine.
-Thank you.
-I made it myself.
-It's delicious.
-Oh, I'm so glad you like it.
Course I suppose I really
should give credit to my mother.
You know, she believed that a
girl's place was in the home,
making her husband happy.
She prepared me very
carefully for marriage.
-That's nice.
Oh, I'm looking forward to
meeting Dennis' little friend.
-What little friend?
-The little girl, your daughter.
-Well, I have no daughter.
And I'm not married.
-But who sings?
-She does.
And she's gonna do it for you.
-That is, if you'd
like to hear me.
-Oh, yes.
Of course.
-My first selection will
be, "Love's Old Sweet Song."
Just a song at twilight,
When the lights are low.
-Isn't she swell?
-Softly come and go.
Though the heart be weary,
sad the day and long.
Still to us at twilight
comes Love's old song.
Comes Love's old sweet song.
-Hours of it, Henry.
Two whole hours.
She's not a singer,
she's an air raid siren.
It must have been m*rder.
-Well, Dennis was at
least an accomplice.
Boy, what he got me into.
-Such good intentions, I
don't know how he always
manages to get such bad results.
-Well, I didn't want to
hurt his feelings about,
"good ole Miss Cathcart."
So as far as he knows
I enjoyed myself.
-Well it's over
now, and Alice isn't
going to do any
matchmaking, so you
can just relax and
enjoy yourself.
-Hey, Mrs. Elkins wait a minute.
I want to show you something.
-Hello, Dennis.
How are ya?
-Swell.
I've been riding
around the neighborhood
letting people
listen to my shell.
-Well that was very nice of you.
-I know it.
I even let a dog that was a
total stranger listen to it.
-Good.
-You wanna listen?
-Well, of course I do.
Oh, it's the ocean, isn't it?
Did you get any in your ear?
-Of course not.
Where did you get the shell?
-From my Grandpa.
-Ah.
He sent it to you?
-No, he brought it to me.
-He's here?
-Sure, I got him
right in my house.
-I wish I had him in mine.
-But Daddy, just because Dennis
saw Mrs. Elkins out front
doesn't mean she's
going to bother you.
-I hope not.
-She's an intelligent
woman, Dad.
She knows if you were interested
you'd be in touch with her.
-[phone rings]
-I'll get it.
Hello?
Sure, just a minute.
Hey, Grandpa, guess what we've
got out there on the phone?
Good ole Mrs. Elkins for you.
-Too intelligent, huh?
-Don't blame me if you have
an irresistible personality.
-Very funny.
-Daddy, maybe she just
wants to say hello.
-If that's all she wants to
say, she's a changed woman.
Hello, Mrs. Elkins.
Oh, I expect I'm just not
much of a letter writer.
-You write swell letters to us.
-What's that?
No I am afraid I can't make
it tonight, Mrs. Elkins.
Oh no, it's not that.
You're a fine cook.
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): I'll say.
-She's on the prowl again.
-No, she is not.
-But she asked him for dinner.
-Well if she does, it's probably
just because she's very polite,
and wants to be nice to
somebody from out of town.
-I'm afraid I'm going to be busy
for dinner tomorrow night, too,
Mrs. Elkins.
-Polite, huh?
CHARLIE (OFFSCREEN):
Oh, it's not that.
-Polite like a bulldozer.
-I expect I'll be
pretty well tied up
for the rest of my visit.
-If she's making
cookies I could come.
-Shh.
Pardon me?
Well, as a matter of fact,
there is someone else.
I spent most of the
afternoon at her house.
She's a singer.
Dennis introduced me, and she
made an immediate impression.
I never met anyone
quite like her.
Thank you very
much, Mrs. Elkins.
I wish only the
best for you, too.
Good bye, Mrs. Elkins.
-Oh.
-Hey, Mrs. Cathcart, guess
what Grandpa said about you.
-He never met anybody
quite like me, you say?
-That's what he said.
-And everybody said
I was wasting my time
taking those singing lessons.
-I'm home.
And look who I've got with me.
Good ole Mrs. Cathcart.
Grandpa?
Where are you?
-Dennis, don't shout.
Hello, Mrs. Cathcart.
-Hello, Mrs. Mitchell.
-Where's Grandpa?
I thought he was in here.
Henry, is Daddy upstairs?
-I haven't seen him.
Hello, Mrs. Cathcart.
-Hello, Mr. Mitchell.
Well if you don't mind,
I'll just sit and wait.
MARGARET (OFF SCREEN):
Dennis Oh Dennis.
-Oh, no.
MARGARET (OFF
-Whoa.
What are you doing in here?
-Shh.
01x04 - Grandpa and Miss Cathcart
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Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.
Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.