♪
[Kissing]
[Sighing]
I thought once I got a job
here, I'd have cute guys asking
me out all the time.
Caitlin, be patient.
This mall is practically
crawling with cute guys.
Like any guy's gonna notice
me in this butt-ugly uniform.
You got a big lemon on your
head.
[Toy g*n f*ring]
Ow!
I hate this stupid job.
Oh!
[Laughing]
MAN: See you later, Kyle.
MAN : Yeah, bye, dude.
Oh, no, Kyle's coming over!
JEN: Kyle?
Hot tennis boy, Kyle?
The one with the cute butt?
Yes!
What should I do?
Okay, calm down.
You can do this; just be
yourself.
Oh, and pretend he's just
another customer.
Just another customer....
okay.
Hi, can I have you?
[Laughing]
Uh, I mean--
Yeah, I'll have my usual.
As usual!
But, that's why you call it your
usual, isn't it?
That's a funny word, usual,
don't you think?
Uh, I'm kind of in a hurry.
Coming right up!
Oh, I'm such a loser.
[Blender running]
[Screaming]
Stop, stop!
How do you make this thing stop?
[Nervous laughing]
[Groaning]
Was that as bad as it
sounded?
[Screaming]
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good
times last ♪
JONESY: 'Sup?
Hey man, what's with the lab
coat?
You're looking at the newest
beauty consultant for
Huntington's Department Store.
It's a totally chick-centric
job.
High-end babes, all day long.
Chick-centric is not a word.
Sorry, "female-centric."
Dude, that's so gross.
How can you eat sushi?
[Groaning]
Yuck!
I don't even like cooked fish.
It really is revolting.
Have you ever actually tried
it?
No, but I don't need to try
the public bathrooms here to
know that they're disgusting.
Fine, live in ignorance, but
at least I know what I'm eating.
Those fries probably aren't even
made out of real potatoes.
Yeah, but you gotta love 'em.
[Sniffing]
The soul can not live by
nutrition, alone.
Mark my words, dude.
Mark my words.
Kyle come by?
It's official: he'll never
ask me out.
I'll always just be the big
loser in the lemon hat.
I bet he'd be a great kisser,
too.
Look, they're so in love!
It's so gross!
Ugh, promise me you'll never
turn into them.
Oh, don't worry, I'll
probably never even get a date.
Oh, yes you will.
Easy for you to say.
You work in boyville over there.
Guys are always asking you out.
Hey, if "boyville" is a word,
then so is "chick-centric."
I happen to know that Kyle
demoed a racket, and it's due
back this afternoon.
As soon as he comes by, I'll
call you, and we'll do an
accidental on purpose bump into.
It'll be perfect!
Yes!
Oh, what if he doesn't ask me
out?
Then, you ask him out.
Do guys like that?
I think I speak for all guys
when I say,
"abso-fricken-lutely."
It'd be a pretty cool move.
Oh, I'd love to stay, but I'm
late for a jean folding seminar.
If I'm still working there in
two years, just put me out of my
misery, okay?
You got it.
Oh, this is so going to work.
You're the best!
I know.
♪
[Yawning]
Oh, that's just so wrong.
Here...
Excuse me, Nikki, can I have
a word with you?
Yes?
I'm trying to help a customer.
Right, and you're supposed to
tell them they look terrific,
and that an every day vest would
compliment that look.
It's called upselling.
But, she-- or, he, looks like
a total loser.
She's got hungry butt.
We have a way of doing
things, here.
It's all written in the Khaki
Barn handbook.
I've got my copy right here, if
you need it.
It's highlighted!
No, that's fine.
Like, wow, that looks terrific
on you!
Oh, do you know what would tie
it all together, huh?
The every day vest!
[Grunting]
Are they supposed to be this
tight?
They're kind of cutting my
circulation off, a little.
[Gasping]
Ow!
CAITLIN: Hello?
Juice boy in store.
Repeat: juice boy in store.
Get down here.
Hi there.
Here to return a racket?
You got it.
My coach thinks I might play on
the tour one day.
Really?
Wow, that's amazing, Kyle!
Caitlin, what a coincidence!
You know Kyle, right?
He was just telling me all about
his wicked backhand.
Really?
I love tennis.
Oh, yeah!
Caitlin's amazing on the court.
Excuse me, miss?
I could use a little help, here.
Ow.
In a minute, Sir.
So, Caitlin, you were saying.
This new racket is really...
twirly.
What do you think of--
[Grunting]
Ow!
Ooh, that had to hurt.
Ahh, ow!
Oh, are you okay?
I b*rned your smoothie, now I
b*rned your forehead.
I'm, like, destroying your whole
day.
That lemon girl was you?
I know!
Why don't you two go on a date?
Tonight!
Uh, sure, that'd be cool.
Great, you can meet here.
How's : ?
Sure!
Sounds good.
Be sure to put ice on that
head.
[Screeching]
I have a date with Kyle!
You're the best friend in the
whole world.
I told you it'd work.
Wasn't he so cool about me
hitting him on the head with his
racket?
This is gonna be the best date,
ever.
[Gasping]
I have nothing to wear.
Okay, my shift is over in an
hour.
That leaves me exactly four
hours to find the perfect date
with Kyle outfit.
Gotta run!
Ow!
Sorry!
[Groaning in pain]
Welcome to the Khaki barn!
Have a khaki day!
[Sighing]
You're doing it wrong!
Yeah, and we don't mean that
in a good way.
You're supposed to fold it like
this.
Bite me.
[Gasping]
You're a disgrace to the
khaki code of conduct.
And you're a pain in my butt.
Girls, there's an emergency,
and I have to run.
Which means, I'm going to have
to leave one of your three in
charge.
[Screeching excitedly]
I've chosen you to replace me.
Yes!
What?
You're leaving Kirsten in
charge?
She's a half-wit.
I'm Kristen, not Kirsten.
Whatever.
She's can't run a store; if
anyone should be left in charge
here, it should be me.
It's a lot of responsibility.
Yeah, those ribbed t-shirts
can really get out of control.
Fine.
I don't have time to argue about
this.
But, if anything goes wrong,
it's your butt.
[Gasping]
Ha-ha, this is going to be
fun.
Does this dress make me look
fat?
Yes.
[Gasping]
Let's see some folding!
Move, move!
I wanna bounce quarters off
those sweaters.
We don't think you're doing a
very good job.
Yeah, you just, like, told
that girl the truth.
It doesn't say anything about
that in the Khaki Barn handbook.
And, we didn't sell the dress.
You're, like, the
khaki-nator.
Oh, good one!
The khaki-nator... oh, I like
that.
Now, get to work.
Whatever you say, ass man.
That's assistant manager!
I could fire you for that, you
know.
[Laughing]
Your name tag says "ass man."
Shut up!
[Giggling]
[Ringtone playing]
CAITLIN: Hey, I'm in the
middle of a serious fashion
crisis.
d I've been to twenty stores, an
I can't find anything to wear
on my date.
Tell me again why you're
buying a new outfit for a
perfect stranger.
Kyle is not a stranger.
I've had a crush on him for,
like, four months, now.
Plus, he always sees me in the
dorky lemon outfit.
I need to look extra not dorky
tonight.
My entire future-prom-date is
riding on this.
Cait, meet me at Huntington's
in an hour.
They got all their new spring
stuff in today.
We'll find you something.
[Gasping]
The spring line?
Yeah, that.
Meet me there in an hour, and
I'll hook you up.
Oh, thank you, Jonesy, thank
you, thank you!
Well, now that that's
settled, I've got nap to take
in store room.
I'll be back.
[Blowing a raspberry]
[Zipper rasping]
So, how's the new job going?
Are you kidding?
I'm around nothing but woman all
day.
It's the best job I've ever had.
Whoa!
I love it!
It's perfect!
Whoa, you look...hot!
[Gasping]
That's more than I make in,
like, a month.
I can't even afford half of it.
Can't you charge it?
No, my parents took away all
my credit cards, remember?
Wait!
My mom has an account here.
I could charge it to that!
You just said they took your
cards away.
Duh, I don't have to show my
card here.
They know me.
Oh, but wait...my parents will
get the bill at the end of the
month.
It's hopeless.
There is one way you could
wear that dress tonight.
There is?
What?
Nothing illegal, Jonesy.
Easy.
What I was going to say is
there's a -day return policy
here.
Yeah?
So, buy the dress, wear it on
your date, return it
tomorrow morning.
So, I get to wear the dress
tonight--
And you don't have to worry
about paying for it later.
No harm, no foul.
Oh, that's brilliant!
But, won't they know it's been
worn?
Just leave the tags on,
they'll never know the
difference.
I'll process the return myself.
Just try not to get anything on
it.
Don't worry, I'll take
perfect care of it.
All right, then.
Let's ring this baby up.
Yay!
Okay, what do you think?
You look amazing, Cait.
It's a Crispy Couture
original.
Wow, you must really like
this guy to blow a whole month's
salary on a dress.
That's the best part!
I'm just borrowing it.
I'm gonna wear it tonight, and
return it tomorrow.
It's a totally brilliant plan.
It's not totally brilliant.
It's totally stupid!
What if you get caught?
Oh, he's probably got
something super-romantic
planned, like a dinner at
Fusilli Tony's, then maybe a
romantic comedy.
Do you think he'll kiss me good
night?
Okay, girl, time to get your
game on.
Hey, how's it going?
Great!
Have fun!
Don't forget to get some tips
about his backhand.
Ha-ha, I'm good.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
What's up?
I know that guy from somewhere.
Hey, we're gonna go catch a
movie.
Wanna come?
Can't.
I'm pulling a double shift
today.
Did you see her face?
She's on a date with Kyle, and I
made it all happen!
Kyle?
I knew I knew that dude!
Hold on, that's the guy
Caitlin's going out with?
He's a total player!
Kyle?!
Kyle Donaldson.
He scored four cheerleaders,
and the coach's daughter in one
summer.
Kyle is "Dirty Donaldson?"
Wow, I thought he was just an
urban legend.
All the girls in soccer camp
knew about him.
He wasn't even allowed on the
grounds, and I just set Caitlin
up with him.
Ha, nice going Jen.
Listen up: you two are not
going to a movie; you're
following them on their date,
and making sure Caitlin's okay.
And, don't get caught!
Go!
BOTH: Sir, yes sir!
[Sighing]
♪
So, do they serve, like,
hamburgers here?
Don't worry, you'll love it.
Oh, gross, this is a sushi
restaurant!
What was your first clue?
Just order something, or we'll
get kicked out.
They make excellent sashimi.
It's called "sushi", dork.
Oh, check it out, they're
making our food right now!
[Speaking Japanese]
Hi-ya!
[Gasping]
[Screaming]
[Laughing]
He uses the Wu-tang method.
Interesting.
Dozo.
[Speaking Japanese]
Oh, okay...
[Grunting]
Mmm...
Domo.
Domo arigato.
Oh, that's sick!
This looks vegetable-y.
No!
That's...wasabi.
Oh, no, she didn't just do
what I think she did.
♪
[Retching]
[Laughing]
I can't believe you ate that!
Here, here, eat some more fish.
It'll take the sting out.
Mmm, good...
Dozo.
Dude, mine's still alive.
Ah, so!
Rock and roll teenager.
Don't be stupid
I swear, man, it moved!
Ola, mi amigos.
Got the "emergency fries"
message.
I don't think they recognize me.
[Panting]
Nice!
Oh, yeah, that's good.
What message?
Text messaging.
Live it, love it.
Gross.
No wonder you called.
♪
Welcome to the Khaki Barn!
Have a khaki day!
[Child screaming]
[Shoppers chattering]
Where did all these people
come from?
It's the mid-season's
midnight madness sale, today.
Didn't you check the schedule?
What schedule?
We don't have a schedule.
Ugh...
[Phone ringing]
What?
It's me.
Have you heard anything from the
boys, yet?
Not yet.
Can I just say, this entire town
has gone crazy?
Everyone is shopping here.
Don't you have any style of your
own?
Everyone has those.
I know, that's why I want
'em.
[Whistling]
Are you okay?
[Screaming]
Hold on a sec.
Excuse me, what's the hold up
here?
They've been in there for a
half hour.
What do you think this is,
the movie theatre?
Out, out, out!
[Screaming]
And, what happened to the merino
wool fall sweater display?
Hello?
There's sixes in with the
twelves.
That's, like, six size
differences in one pile.
There's no order!
According to the manual, it--
[Gasping]
Oh, no, I'm turning into
Chrissy!
No!
KYLE: Hey, thanks for paying
for dinner.
I can't believe I forgot my
wallet.
No problem.
It was...interesting.
[Belching]
Sorry.
So, where are we going?
It's a surprise.
Hey, hurry up!
Oh, my gosh, this is so
romantic.
I've never been surprised,
before.
Okay, open your eyes!
[Gasping]
It's the biggest indoor
rollercoaster in the world, and
I've got free passes.
We can ride all night!
Cool...
Oh, hello!
Stay focused, Jonesy.
C'mon gorgeous.
Okay, I would, but I get
totally sick on rollercoasters.
Huh, well, I guess I'll have
to go alone, then.
You can sit with me.
I changed my mind.
This isn't so big.
I can do this.
Cool, let's take the front
row; it's the best ride.
Time to move in.
I thought rollercoasters made
Caitlin sick.
Guess she got over it.
Oh, yeah, here we go!
What was the name of this
ride, again?
"The Vomit Comet."
All right!
Rock and Roll!
♪
[Screaming]
[Vomiting]
Nasty!
What's your problem?
Ugh, my new boot-cut chinos!
Nasty.
[Crying]
[Groaning]
Yuck!
Oh, my lord!
Kyle, wait up!
Well, our work here is done.
Hey there, beautiful.
Ew, is that sushi.
[Screaming]
Dude, if I didn't stink of
puke, I totally could have
scored her.
Sure, Jonesy.
Kyle, don't go!
But, I barfed for you!
[Crying]
He said that was the worst
date he's ever been on in his
life.
Guess I really messed up, huh?
Hold on.
Did he even ask you if you liked
sushi?
Or, rollercoasters, for that
matter?
No, he didn't, actually.
Then, he deserves to get
chunks blown all over him.
The guy's a jerk!
You can do so much better.
What were you guys doing on
the same ride as I was, anyway?
Movie was sold out.
We love rollercoasters.
So, you weren't checking up
on me?
Well, maybe a little.
I can't help it, I hate that
guy.
Me too.
I even borrowed this stupid
dress, just for him.
[Gasping]
Oh, no, the dress!
No worries, I spent two days
working at a dry cleaner's once,
remember?
So, wanna go grab something
eat?
I promise, nothing fishy.
Sure, but only if you guys
change, first.
You reek.
[Phone ringing]
Hello?
Just calling to see if you
and Caitlin got away with your
little crime spree.
Naw, I got fired.
I tried to clean it last night,
but the thing stunk up the whole
store.
Turns out that sushi barf is
pretty permanent.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Whatever, I wasn't that good
at makeovers, anyway.
Everyone ended up looking like
Gollum.
I like that dude.
Dude.
Dude.
What, no sushi today, Mr.
Sophisticated?
Do not say that word while
we're eating.
You know, I never really
liked sushi that much, anyway.
Somehow, this just tastes
better.
You see?
Soul food.
Told ya, man.
Jonesy, phone.
So, Nik, are we gonna let Kyle
get away with being such a major
jerk?
Don't worry, he won't be
getting many dates in the near
future.
Wow, it's like they were meant
for your body!
You don't think they're too
tight, or too high cut?
Oh, trust me, girls love that
look.
You'll be b*ating them off with
a stick.
Cool, I'll take two.
[Clicking tongue]
♪
♪
01x06 - The Sushi Connection
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.