♪
[Hissing]
[Grunting]
[Ghost laughing]
Hey, scored a gig at the
costume rental shop, so anyone
who needs a costume is all
hooked up.
For free?
No way.
I'm going to the monster movie
marathon tonight so I want to go
all out.
That's supposed to be a sick
party.
I know.
Talon's taking me.
What about you two?
Thinking of dressing up at work
this year?
Yeah right.
Clones have it all covered.
What are they going as?
Do I look like I care?
At least they're not forcing
you to wear a costume.
Halloween is Coach Halder's
favourite holiday.
Let's see it.
No way.
It's too embarrassing.
Oh come on it can't be that
bad.
Oh really?
[Laughing]
Okay, that's really bad,
dude.
I know.
You do not have to wear that.
I think...
[Snorting]
It kind of...
[Snorting]
Suits her.
[Snorting]
[Laughing]
It's not funny, guys.
Lighten up.
You make a very pretty pig.
I'm trying to break an all
time monthly sales record but
how am I supposed to be taken
seriously in this?
Maybe the big bad wolf needs
a new set of golf clubs.
Very funny.
Yo, Miss Piggy, digging the
snout, man.
This is not going to be my
day.
[Snorting, laughing]
♪
♪ Life begins after school
♪ That's when we bend
all the rules ♪
♪ Time to hang
with all my friends ♪
♪ We like to be together
in a place where we belong ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Starting to find my way
♪ Got a new job
♪ Gonna start at
the mall today ♪
♪ Thank God I'm on my own
for the first time ♪
♪ I'm sixteen
♪ Life is sweet
♪ When you're growing up
so fast ♪
♪ You got to make the good
times last ♪
♪
♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen
♪ Got to make the good times
last ♪
Caitlin.
Uh-huh?
I like your Halloween spirit.
So I'm going to let you in on a
secret.
Every year we pull a prank on
Ron the rent-a-cop.
All of you?
Oh no.
This is strictly a male
endeavour.
How long have you been doing
it?
Since our mom's said we were
too old to go trick or treating.
Should have stuck with the
candy, boys.
The last few years haven't
exactly made Ron pee his pants.
How's it hanging, officer?
Sir.
I've got my eye on you,
punks.
Glad to know we're safe and
sound.
Don't play games with me,
maggot.
Alright that's it.
He's going down.
What makes you think it will
be any different than last
year?
Because this year we are
prepared.
One hundred and one great
pranks?
Wonder if I can find a good one
for the clones.
Allow me.
[Ringing]
KRISTEN: Welcome to The Khaki
Barn.
Hello.
This is the phone company.
We will be passing hot steam
through the phone lines to clean
them.
Please tell your employees to
place all phones on the floor or
better yet, wrap them in towels
to avoid scalding themselves.
We will advise you when the wire
cleanings are complete.
KRISTEN: Oh, thanks.
No way.
They can't be dumb enough to
believe that.
Oh I don't know about that.
[Gasping]
Quick Kristen, give me your
cell phone before steam comes
out of the wires.
[Gasping]
Okay, okay.
How about toilet papering all
the trees in the mall.
Ahh but that's just what
he'll be expecting us to do.
Whoopi cushion?
Please.
We can do better than that.
Why don't you slip a store
security tag in his pocket.
That way he'll set off alarms
all over the mall and won't know
why.
Brilliant.
How did you come up with that?
We did it to a friend once as
a joke.
I'll sneak one out of Spin
This.
Sounds like a plan.
Dude's gonna be messed up.
Wait, Jonesy, I need your
advice.
It's a guy problem.
Dr. Jonesy's in the house.
Okay, I've been on three
dates with Talon and he still
hasn't kissed me.
I don't know what's wrong.
Let me guess.
You've been extra nice to him
lately.
Maybe even thrown a few hints
in?
Oh I've been hinting.
I know what your problem is.
You want him to kiss you.
And he can smell it on you.
Oh no, do I smell bad?
No I mean guys are weird.
Well, duh.
Okay, all those sports we
play.
It's because we like a
challenge.
Oh.
So just be cool.
Act like you don't care if he
ever kisses you.
That will drive him wild.
Okay, got it.
Thanks Jonesy.
Be cool.
[Sniffing]
Here he comes.
Look cool.
I know, right.
It's going to be such a kicking
party.
I am so glad you're coming out.
You have to wear that super cute
red...
[Phone ringing]
Uh, are you going to answer
that?
[Nervous laughing]
[Screaming]
Yes.
I love it when they drop like
that.
Gosh Halloween is fun.
Yeah.
He really likes Halloween.
Nice work, Sully.
Coach Halder, he's out cold.
He's just a little sissy boy.
can't take the heat.
Hey, put on your costume.
That's more like it.
[Grunting]
Boo.
Toughen up, sissy boy.
Excuse me, Mr. rent-a-cop?
I just wanted to say that we
will not be "pranking" you this
year.
So you don't like have to try
and see it coming because it
won't be.
It had better be true,
soldier.
I eat worms like you for
breakfast.
Right.
Okay then, have a good day.
Nice job.
He'll be setting off alarms
all day.
[Laughing]
I smell a big fat sale
coming.
[Screaming]
[Laughing]
Oh that's fun.
Coach Halder, I know you love
Halloween but you've got to stop
this.
You're scaring all my...
Masterson.
Where is your Halloween spirit?
This is very disconcerning.
I've got spirit.
I'm wearing this stupid pig
snout aren't I?
[Sighing]
[Alarm ringing]
Ah, fresh meat.
Ahh you have two choices.
I can hold you for questioning
or cut off your arm.
[Laughing]
Questioning by whom?
By the law.
You set my alarm off.
I am the law.
And you're breaking section
subsection B.
Improper use of gardening
tools.
Remove your facial mask.
Hmm.
Ah, the old security tag in the
pocket trick.
How original.
I've got my eye on you.
The guy's a rock.
We need a new prank.
Who is it?
JUDE: Officer Lizowski, city
police.
What do you want?
Word down at the precinct is
that you're too tough on the
young people in this mall.
Hmm, you're from the
precinct?
That's right, dude.
Then you won't mind quoting
section , subsection D of the
mall security act.
That's an easy one.
No spitting in the fountain?
Hmm.
No loitering?
Hmm.
No stealing cookies.
Ow.
No impersonating an officer.
Trick or treat.
Spinach wrap?
Ew, no.
Too healthy.
Hey, back off.
[Gasping]
Welcome to The Khaki Barn.
I'm Khaki Barn Barbie.
We're Khaki Barn Barbie too.
[Phone ringing]
[Gasping]
Nobody answer that.
You could get hurt.
They were cleaning those.
Now we're going to have dirty
phone lines.
Ooh, bummer.
You've been grazing at the
bowl all morning.
Those are for the customers.
Didn't you guys hear about
the fab new diet?
Lose pounds by eating nothing
but Halloween candy.
Really?
[Grunting]
What are you reading?
How to read a guy's body
language.
If a guy stares at your lips
f a lot it means he's thinking o
kissing you.
Okay this is stuff I can use.
[Phone ringing]
Hello?
VOICE: Come on.
Food court.
Sure see you there.
Talon wants to meet me for
frozen coffees.
Wish me luck.
Luck.
I always wanted to dress up
as a princess for Halloween.
My mom was like:
Caitlin, pick something else.
So finally one year I went as a
doctor.
But I still wore my tiara.
I know what you're thinking.
Uh, I don't think you so.
You really want to kiss me
right now, don't you.
Not really, no.
You've got some green stuff in
your teeth.
[Whimpering]
Is the rat in position?
Check.
Here he comes.
I'll have the usual.
Release the rat.
The rat is dead.
Repeat.
The rat is dead.
Abort.
Abort.
Is that all you've got,
punks?
Is it?
This day is going to be quieter
than I thought.
Well that went well.
Anyone think to check the
batteries?
Alright, that's it.
Our reputations, nay, our
very man hood is at stake here.
If we let Ron the rent-a-cop
b*at us then what are we?
Not as much of a dude as he
is?
Exactly.
Now we're going back to the
drawing board and we're going to
prank this guy good by the end
of the day if it's the last
thing we do.
[Chainsaw buzzing]
[Screaming]
Wait, don't go man.
Didn't you want to buy that
squash gear?
[Screaming]
Oh this is like a bad horror
movie.
[Screaming]
Did you see those two burn
rubber?
Ahh, smell that fear.
I love the smell of fear.
Yeah great.
Great basketballs, what's
that?
You mean the kid?
That's a kid?
Boy, what a relief.
Why?
You're scared of mice?
Uh, me?
No, heck no, are you kidding?
Then you wouldn't mind
helping that little mouse boy
out?
Alright, I'm terrified of
them.
Got one in my jock strap once
and ever since then I can't
stand them.
Filthy little critters.
I don't like them.
[Laughing]
Okay, we know Ron leaves
every night at nine pm sharp.
Right after he uses the staff
only washroom here.
So we block off every one of
the accessible washrooms in the
mall except the one we control.
The loathsome washrooms.
Next we get a whole bunch of
people to hide in the washroom
and turn out the lights.
Right.
We lure the target in to the
stall then we kick open the door
and turn on the lights...
And catch the rent-a-cop with
his pants down on film.
I have to admit I'm impressed
boys.
How do we make sure he has to
go to the bathroom?
We bring him a peace
offering.
A big one.
[Screaming]
I promise, if you come down
he will not saw your arms off
with a chainsaw.
COACH HALDER: I might.
That is it.
Okay, I know you like dressing
up as a murderous psychopath and
scaring the crap out of all your
customers but you've got to
stop.
Five-minute major, Masterson.
Move, move, move.
I can't take it anymore.
I was going to get the big bonus
this month but everyone's too
scared to shop here.
He's like this big annoying kid.
Tell me about it.
I'd love to give him a taste of
his own medicine.
That's a great idea.
Let me out of here.
But you've still got four
minutes on the clock.
Now.
Now's good.
Trick or treat.
This all candy diet is so
working.
I can already feel it in my
butt.
Where have you been?
Hiding my humiliation.
Oh, what happened?
Oh it's too embarrassing.
But I've got our big date
tonight and one more chance to
act normal.
So you're really going to
dress up?
Duh, it's a monster movie
Halloween bash.
Plus, Jonesy's hooking me up.
Right, well don't forget to
avoid the...
Hold on I see Jonesy.
I'll talk to you later.
Loathsome washrooms.
Hey, Jonesy did you get my
costume?
Here you go.
That's about as all out as they
come, sister.
Thanks.
What ya doing?
Getting ready to prank Ron.
Sweet I want to hear all the
details after.
Where's Wyatt?
He should be delivering the
goods now.
Excuse me, sir.
What now, Maggot?
I just wanted to say we're
really sorry for all the trouble
we've caused over the years.
After all you're just doing your
job.
I see.
What's that?
It's the ounce frozen
cappuccino gut buster from Grind
Me.
They don't make these for just
anybody.
Not everyone can handle it.
Hmm, a cop sure gets thirsty
walking the b*at all day.
Oh, do you like delicious
frozen coffee drinks?
Here, consider it a peace
offering from us to you.
Alright then.
As you were.
[Slurping]
That's good stuff.
Yes.
See you in about two hours.
Boo.
[Screaming]
[Laughing]
That's rich.
Ready, go.
♪
[Screaming]
[Laughing]
[Screaming]
Make it get away.
Make it get away.
It's just a toy rat.
But you should have seen your
face.
That was not funny.
You don't know what it's like to
find a rat in your jock strap.
I know you're trying to make
this a fun place to work but
maybe you should tone it down a
bit.
We've already had to call in the
paramedics twice.
Well, you could be right.
I just get such a kick out of
it.
Hey, if you really want to
scare someone, I know somebody
who's due for a good scream.
And he's not a customer.
Well, let's do it.
Get ready for me.
[Gasping]
Am I in the right theatre?
JUDE: I never knew juice
crystals made such realistic
fake blood.
Why is this puddle of blood
blue?
We don't know if alien or
werewolf blood is the same as
ours.
Who says it's not raspberry
blue?
Jonesy?
Where are you?
[Toilet flushing]
Adding the final touch.
This is an old trick I learned
at rugby camp.
You butter the toilet seat so
they slide right in to the bowl.
I am so glad I'm not an
athlete.
I'm with you, bro.
[Laughing]
I thought you said this was a
Halloween party.
[Gasping]
Oops, sorry.
I can't really control this
tail.
Oops.
Well I think it's awesome.
You do?
I was going to get dressed up
too but I was afraid you'd think
it was lame.
I love Halloween.
No way, me too.
Come on guys, it's
Halloween.
Cut lose.
We've got costumes too.
GIRL: Yay, blonde girl, shake
that feathery tail.
Great costume.
Thanks, babe.
You inspired me.
Hey, what are you supposed to be
anyway?
I don't know, some kind of
peacock girl.
Oh, wait.
I really have to pee.
You can use the ones in the
food court.
Come on.
Nine o'clock.
Everyone look alive.
Is this the part where I get
to scare somebody really bad?
This guy can take it.
Trust me.
Do your worst.
Alright, bring it on.
Oh, the girls washrooms here
are closed.
I really have to go.
The guys washroom is still
open.
I'll stand look out.
Okay.
[Door creaking]
Oh.
Ahh.
[Walking]
Ahh.
Time to die, sissy boy.
Gotcha dude.
Turn it off.
It was the wrong person.
I'm stuck.
Help me.
[Laughing]
Not you guys, the girls.
Get out.
[Grunting]
I don't get it.
If Caitlin's here, where's the
rent-a-cop?
You know, generosity in this
matter will not go unnoticed.
She's all yours.
I fell in.
[Laughing]
Not funny.
So funny.
MAN: Oh, man.
Somebody help me out.
I had so much fun last
night.
Until the incident that we will
never talk about again.
Me too.
You're really cool.
I don't have anything in my
teeth do I?
Not today.
Aww, who would have thought
that a date that ended that
badly could turn in to such a
sick little puppy dog moment.
Morning, folks.
What have you got there?
Just call it a peace
offering.
Unauthorized closing of public
washrooms.
Disturbing the peace.
And attempted drowning by toilet
of a uniformed officer while on
duty.
Okay I think some of us have
already paid for that last one.
I don't want to hear a peep
out of you lollygaggers for the
next month.
Do you understand?
Did you take care of things?
Oh, yeah.
[Laughing]
[Gasping]
[Giggling]
♪
01x26 - Boo, Dude!
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Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.
Revolves around the lives of six sixteen-year-old friends who work part-time jobs at different stores within the mall.