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i'm sorry dennis lost dog or no loss dog
tiny's not for us here we just don't
have room for a dog that big
we just can't throw a poor old tiny out
into the street like a dog i'd take him
mr mitchell but my pop hates relatives
and dogs well i guess we better get this
overgrown friend of yours down at the
animal shelter and let them find his
real owner it's too late the dog found
closest at five o'clock i believe he's
right dear
well then i guess tiny will just have to
sleep in the basement tonight
oh boy did you hear that tiny tear that
guys yes
hold it hold it first thing in the
morning we're taking tiny to the animal
shelter i mean it do i make myself clear
sure dad come on tiny come on fellas
at least our son's improving in his
choice of new friends
last time he brought home a goat
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so
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oh
he's just being friendly
get this beast off
okay come on tidy
what's all the commotion about hi mrs
wilson we were just introducing mr
wilson to a new dog well hello there my
what a nice song
see mr wilson tiny just wants to be
friendly maybe he does but i don't
you're a mean man
now don't buy mr wilson children he's
just a little afraid of dogs don't you
like dogs mr wilson only when they're
smaller than i am without their children
if you don't mind that
mr wilson poor tiny bears a dog without
an owner what did he do swallow his last
one
we don't find him at home by tomorrow
morning he'll have to go to the dog
pound he'd make a swell watchdog mr
wilson and he could do other things too
like bring your slippers and get your
morning paper and bite you when you're
mean
boys i am perfectly capable of getting
my own slippers and my own newspapers
in your mouth bagging your tail at the
same time
all right all right all right goodbye
all four of you
come on tight
tiny
he's got my south american stance
quick somebody grab that much tongue
before he swallows my stamp
there you are mr wilson all licked and
ready to be pasted in your albums
now and i'll take that mangy beast and
depart
if you change your mind about keeping
tiny mr wilson i'll call a psychiatrist
and have my head examined
come on tiny
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henry the dog's barking again
alice i am well aware that the dog is
barking again
don't you think you ought to bring him
upstairs out of the basement
oh you think you'd be happier barking up
here
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eloise
eloise
do you hear that
john wilson did you wake me up just to
listen to a dog bark
well i can't sleep
i'm fine
john
as your wife i will darn your socks cook
your meals catch your colds but i will
not stay awake with you in the middle of
the night listening to a dog park just
because you can't sleep
i'm going to do something about that dog
right now what are you planning to do
dear go next door and offer yourself as
a human sacrifice
hello
oh hello john
yes i also can hear a dog barking
my dog
well he's in my basement but i'd hardly
classify him as my dog he's merely an
overnight guest
well exactly what do you suggest i do
with him john
oh i don't know
why don't you go downstairs and tell him
some shaggy dog story
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you are down here
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what are you doing dear
you wanted him upstairs so he's upstairs
can you stay there and be quiet
now to get some sleep
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[Laughter]
not a customer sleeping alone dear well
i am
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now honey you can't blame the dog for
wanting to sleep on his master's bed
glad you find this amusing alice
i'm sorry dear but it is funny
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do you mind
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where are you going dear
i'm going down to the sofa and get some
sleep
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i hope you're comfortable
good night tiny
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give me that paper you thief
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eat your breakfast dear
oh my goodness
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all right you can keep the paper just
give me the sports section
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eloise just look at this paper
oh he'll improve dear
after all it's the first morning the
dogs delivered the paper
henry hadn't promised to get rid of that
bloodthirsty creature this morning i'd
eloise in the personal column
lost large shaggy dog answers to the
name of clyde
100 reward for information and recovery
eloise tiny must be this dog clyde
and that's my little surprise folks i
just decided that i really need a dog oh
boy did you hear that tiny mr wilson
wants you after all
i don't get it john just a few minutes
ago you i i know henry i must confess
that i i haven't been too friendly to
the dog but you mean tiny will never
have to go to the dog pound dennis i
give you my word that dog will never be
taken to the pound by me
well john supposing his real owner's
looking for him oh well then i'd
advertise in the newspapers of course
just in case
okay he's all yours write him in good
health
come along
uh yes mrs martin we'll be expecting you
goodbye
eloise she just lives three blocks from
here she's jumping in her car and coming
right over john wilson do you mean to
tell me you took that dog without
telling the mitchells about the
advertisement or the reward now eloise
if ever an individual deserves the
reward i do i've been growled at barked
at my night sleep has been ruined i've
had my morning paper shredded and last
but not least that fuzzy creature drove
me up a tree in my own front yard john
wilson you're just after that hundred
dollars now why don't you admit it
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isn't that your shoe he's chewing on
clyde stop that
well aren't you going to stop him dear
of course i'm going to stop him clyde
stop that
well it's a old shoe anyway
yes it is aging rather rapidly
there she is
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mrs martin come in come in well mr
wilson where is my clyde
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look who's here to see you clyde
that's not clyde
it must be clyde well i mean he's big
and shaggy it's got to be clyde don't
tell me mr wilson i know my clyde that
dog is an imposter
the idea of trying to pass off that
uncamped creature as my clock
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oh my isn't this peaceful
i just keep thinking about that poor
animal
driving him over to the other side of
the town and leaving him there to wander
around
lost eloise what difference does it make
whether he's lost on this side of town
or the other side of town
john wilson
little seymour is right you are a mean
man
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john
there's an old friend of yours at the
door wants to see you
an old friend oh fine send them in
i wonder what frank buck wants now
what is it now dennis that's what we
taught tiny to do for you mr wilson
go get her tiny
really someone mr wilson i learned it
first
give it to mr wilson tiny you're tiny
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there he is sergeant mooney there's that
horrible dog
john can i see a minute hi kids
hi sergeant hardy
mrs elkins and i want to talk to you
john well if it isn't beauty and the
beast i warn you john wilson flattery
will get you nowhere when i said beauty
i was referring to the sergeant here
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is that your dog john it sure is
sergeant mooney isn't he swell
uh mrs elkins claimed that animal chased
her cat up a tree and almost gave her a
heart att*ck sheepers are you sure mrs
falcons tiny likes cats especially for
lunch
that's not all when i went to poor
tinkerbell's aid that creature almost
chased me up my own tree well that must
have been quite a sight time to hurt you
mrs elkins
oh no
what did he go after me for then
maybe he thought you were an old bone
sergeant there are laws to protect the
innocent i expect you to do your duty
just a minute at what time did all this
happen
at 7 30 this morning well i did not
become the proud owner of this mutt
until nine o'clock
that's right sergeant mooney
see you moony
there's something mighty fishy going on
around here sergeant
well as an old cat you ought to know mrs
elkin
i thought you had me that time hey
mooney
what's this for
not having a license for that poochie
years happy boy what now just a darn
minute mooney why should tiny need a
license sergeant mooney he doesn't even
drive
this is completely unfair the least you
could do is give me time to i forgot
this goes with the ticket what's the
handkerchief for we have a new service
john
weep now pay later
well that's life why that miserable
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this is all your fault you've floppy
eared flea britain muses
love mr wilson tiny wants to shake hands
with you that means he's beginning to
like you well the feeling is definitely
not mutual
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let that be a lesson to you guys but a
big dog wants to shake hands with you
you'd better shake
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john
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john i can't sleep thinking about the
way you left that poor dog out in the
country this afternoon to fend for
himself i did not leave him out in the
country eloise
i left him in the next town
though it's the same thing
eloise
i consider the matter
closed
captioning not available
it's him
maybe if we don't pay any attention
he'll think we've moved
whoever it is i hear him
mr wilson you have to do something about
that animal
that barking is making my tinker bell so
nervous her hair is falling out
well don't let her leave the house
there's nothing so distracting as having
a bald cat running round loose
hello
hello john oh
oh henry
what do we owe the pleasure of this call
uh your dog is barking
i know john he is a watchdog but may i
suggest that he do more watching and
less barking
well think nothing of it john that's
what good friends are for to make
constructive suggestions
good night john
alice
yes dear
next time i hope dennis brings home
another goat
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wipe your feet
come on in
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don't look at me with those sad eyes
stay down here
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now maybe i can get some sleep
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good job tiny likes you
i'm going to get the newspaper eloise
all right dear
where's the dog oh i let him out a
couple of hours ago
he kept hogging the covers
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oh
no
oh you stupid hound you take every one
of those newspapers back where they
belong this instant
well good morning john i see you got
yourself a partner in crime
boonie what are you doing here uh mrs
elkins called she claims that you and
your canine friend here have gone into
the newspaper stealing business
let's see two four
seven nine moonie i can't help what that
stupid dog does oh you can huh 17 19 21
24
26 cases of petty theft i can charge the
both of you with mooney you wouldn't
dare oh and i look if these papers ate
back to their owners within one hour i'm
coming back handcuffing you in that mut
together and taking both of you right
down to the station
i tell you henry i don't own that dog
that dog owns me
look at me i'm a nervous wreck i've only
had him three days my hands are
trembling i've got a
twitch in my left eye and i think i'm
getting fleas
you do look a little worse for wear mr
wilson no we are
i'm sorry henry it's me or the dog it's
a matter of survival
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tiny and i delivered all the newspapers
just like you wanted oh thank you and
it's over
here
there's your dollar oh boy thanks mr
wilson dennis mr wilson's decided he
can't keep tiny after all he can't
but keepers mr wilson you promised
dennis i promised i wouldn't take the
dog to the dog pound and i won't
however son i'm afraid we'll have to
but
what's gonna become a poor old tiny
well as far as i'm concerned poor old
tiny
will always have a soft spot in my heart
is this the dog mrs beacon phillip no oh
you naughty boy you
never you rascali
look at tiny he acts like he knows that
lady
he certainly does young man he
disappeared from home several days ago
he sometimes does that for a few days
you rascal you
anyway
just as we were beginning to get a
little concerned we saw the ad in this
morning's paper oh uh that was my ad
there isn't any reward of course
oh yes there is twenty-five dollars
twenty-five dollars
well i know how much trouble a a dog
like philip can be
um
when i answered the adder mrs wilson
insisted that i give the reward to the
little boy who found the dog but i
did
yes
are you dennis i sure am well here you
are my dear and thank you
thank you oh boy wow
well many thanks to all of you now you
come along you naughty boy
bye dennis
goodbye tiny take good care of yourself
25 whole dollars gee mr wilson if it
wasn't for you and that ad i wouldn't
have this 25 and tiny wouldn't be going
home with that nice lady again that's
right dear you certainly do owe mr
wilson a debt of gratitude son oh no it
really wasn't anything henry
the ad didn't cost very much the dog
only ate 10 or 12 pounds of meat
and a few shoes
you can swell mr wilson and you know how
i'm going to show my gratitude to you
no dennis how
how are you going to show your gratitude
i'm going to find that lady and give her
money back if she'll let tiny come over
and visit you every saturday
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dennis
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04x31 - The Lost Dog
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Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.
Follows the Mitchell family – Henry, Alice, and their only child, Dennis, an energetic, trouble-prone, mischievous, but well-meaning boy, who often tangles first with his peace-and-quiet-loving neighbor, George Wilson, a retired salesman, and later with George's brother John, a writer.