04x08 - Ruby''s Hoola Hoop/Max and the Martians/Ruby''s Real Cinderella

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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04x08 - Ruby''s Hoola Hoop/Max and the Martians/Ruby''s Real Cinderella

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[Whimsical music]

Man and woman: ♪ max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

- ♪ Max and ruby

- ♪ Ruby and her little brother, max ♪

Kids: ♪ max and ruby

- Wow, you're a great hula-hooper, louise.

Look at that hula hoop go.

- Thanks, ruby.

It's easy when you know how.

- Show me how to do it.

- Sure, ruby.

All you need is the right wiggle.

[Both giggle]

- Hm, wrong wiggle.

- Just copy me.

- Okay, I'll try.

- Bug.

- Ah!

- Bug.

[Giggles]

- Max, I'm trying to hula-hoop.

Go play with your bug someplace else.

[Sighs]

Okay, let's try again.

- Remember, it's all in the wiggle.

- [Sighs]

I know I can do better than that.

- Bug.

- Argh!

Hula-hooping is harder than it looks.

- You can do it, ruby.

Just remember to wiggle.

- [Grunts]

- That's it.

Keep wiggling.

[Both giggling]

Both: eeek! Eeek!

- Bug.

- You made me lose my wiggle, max.

Please chase your bugs in the other direction.

I'm never going to learn to hula-hoop at this rate.

- Maybe you should try to wiggle your arm first,

Then take it from there.

- That's a great idea.

Yes, I think I got it.

- Bug.

Bug.

Bug.

- Oh, there it is.

Sorry my hula hoop got in your way.

Thanks, max.

- Bug.

Bug.

- Anyone can hula following these five easy steps, ruby.

Step one: step into the hoop.

Step two: pick up hoop.

Step three: prepare to spin.

Step four: spin.

Step five: wiggle.

[Giggles]

- [Grunting]

Ahh!

- Bug.

- Max, I can't wiggle with all these bugs bugging me.

Ugh, I'm never going to learn how to hula-hoop

Unless I learn to wiggle.

- Maybe music would help you find your wiggle.

- That's a great idea.

Music makes toes tap and fingers snap,

So why not hips wiggle?

[Laughs]

[Hawaiian hula music playing]

- Hawaiian hula music is perfect for learning to hula-hoop.

Let's practice without hoops.

- [Giggles] okay, I'm wiggling.

[Both giggling]

- Bug.

- That's one wild wiggle, ruby.

Now try it with your hoop.

- Okay.

- That's the wiggle, ruby.

You've almost got it.

- Ahhh...

- Uh-oh.

- Bug.

- Know who the biggest bug of all is?

You, max.

You'd better put them away, or they might get stepped on.

There, that's all of them.

- Bug.

- No, max.

No more bugs and no more interruptions.

Step one: step into the hoop.

Step two: pick up hoop.

Step three: prepare to spin.

- Step four: spin.

Step five: wiggle, ruby, wiggle!

- I...i'm trying.

Ahh...bug.

[Laughs]

It tickles.

- [Gasps] ruby, you're doing it!

- [Laughs]

I found my wiggle.

Look, max, I can hula-hoop.

- You sure can, ruby.

- [Laughs] and all because of max's...

- Bugs.

- Let's set up the telescope over here, louise.

- That's the perfect spot, ruby.

- Tonight is the perfect night for stargazing...

- And planetgazing, valerie.

We have to find the planet mars tonight.

- Maybe we'll see some martians.

- Now, thatwould be a discovery.

- Martians.

Martians.

- Okay, bunny scouts, are you ready to earn

Your bunny scout astronomer badge?

[Together] yes, bunny scout leader.

- An astronomer uses the telescope

To get a close-up look at all the marvelous things

In the night sky, like the moon and the stars and the planets.

- I brought a chart of the night sky.

Both: oooh.

- Look, it shows where all the stars and planets are.

- Your job is to find the planet mars with the telescope.

Do you think you can do it?

[Together] yes, bunny scout leader.

- That's the bunny scout spirit.

Let's see if you can find mars

By the time I've got the s'mores ready.

- Do you see mars, ruby?

- Not yet, valerie.

- Ahh!

- [Gasps] careful, louise.

You bumped the telescope.

- I couldn't help it, ruby.

Something stepped on my foot.

- What was it?

- Martians.

- Max, you should be in bed.

We're only up because we have to find mars

To get our bunny scout astronomer's badge.

We're using a telescope.

Come on, I'll show you how it works.

You look through it,

And it makes faraway things look closer.

- Ruby, bumping the telescope was a good thing.

Now I can see the moon.

Look.

- Ohhh, it looks so big through the telescope.

You look, valerie.

- Ohhh, beautiful.

- Okay, max,

You can look through the telescope too.

Now that you've seen the moon, it's time for you to go to bed.

- Martians.

- You can play with your martians in the morning.

Now go to sleep, max.

Good night.

- Martians.

- I can't wait to see what mars looks like.

- Me too, ruby.

- Try looking on that side of the moon.

- No, mars isn't there.

I'll try the other side.

Hm, mars isn't there either.

Maybe it's above the moon.

Hm, not there either.

- Then we'll just have to keep looking.

- Right, good astronomers never give up.

- And neither do good bunny scouts.

Let's look at that chart again.

There has to be an easier way to find mars.

There's the big dipper, and there's mars,

So maybe we should look for the big dipper first.

- I'll look.

[Gasps] ah!

There are faces in the telescope.

- Martians.

- Max, you have to go back to bed.

We still need to find mars.

- Ruby, I don't know what louise did

To the telescope,

But now I can see a planet with rings around it.

- [Gasps] let me see.

Oh, it's beautiful.

- According to the chart, it's the planet saturn.

- You look, louise.

- Ohhh, saturn is a beautiful planet.

- Look at the chart.

Here's saturn, and here's mars.

- If mars is close to saturn on the chart,

It should be close to saturn in the sky.

- Max, do you want to take a look?

All right, but be careful not to move the telescope.

We worked hard to find saturn.

Okay, now it's really time for you to go to bed.

No more martians tonight.

It's time to go to bed, and please stay in bed.

Good night, max.

- Martians.

- I think we're very close to finding mars.

- Oh, I hope so, valerie.

- So do i.

Bunny scout leader will be checking on us any minute.

[Gasps] ah!

I see a flying saucer!

It's huge!

Ah!

- Ah!

Ugh, that's not a real flying saucer.

[Together] ahh!

I'll get it. I'll get it.

Max.

- What a marvelous sight.

Bunny scouts, I'm so proud of you.

You've all earned your bunny scout astronomer badge.

- We have?

But that means...

[Together] we found mars!

- Well done, bunny scouts.

Mars can be a tricky planet to spot.

How did you find it?

- Well, we used the chart of the night sky...

- And we never gave up trying to find

What we were looking for...

- And we had a little help from max and his...

- Martians.

- Oh, I wish we could go to the ball, cinderella ruby.

- I know, cinderella louise.

Instead, all we do is clean, clean, clean.

[Both giggling]

Playing cinderella is fun.

- And we haven't got to the best part,

Where we dress up and put on makeup

And go to the fancy ball...

- Where cinderella gets to dance with a handsome prince.

Oh.

- Cinderella.

- [Coughs]

No way, max.

You're way too messy to be a handsome prince.

If you want to be our handsome prince,

You'd better clean up your act.

- [Giggles]

- Come on, cinderella louise.

We have to get dressed for the ball.

- Okay, cinderella ruby.

[Both giggling]

- Cinderella.

- Ohhhh,

You look beautiful, cinderella louise.

- Thanks, cinderella ruby.

So do you. Great dress.

- Thank you.

The handsome prince is sure to dance with you at the ball.

- Right after he dances with you.

[Stately instrumental music]



Both: ahhhh.

- Arrgh, cinderella.

- [Giggles]

There are no vampires incinderella, max.

- There's only a handsome prince.

- And you can't be our handsome prince

Unless you're strong and brave

And have a beautiful head of hair.

[Both giggling]

- Ew, your teeth are leaking.

- Don't get any of that goo on us, max.

We are trying to stay beautiful for the ball.

[Both giggling]

- May I borrow your lipstick?

- Mm-hmm, may I borrow your blush?

- Of course.

[Together] perfect.

- We're ready to go to the ball.

- [Gasps] but how will we get there?

We don't have a footman or a fancy carriage.

[Tapping noise]

- Cinderella.

- My dress.

- There are no dusty princes in cinderella.

- And no dirty footmen either.

- If you want to be our footman, you have to wear a nice uniform

And have a fancy carriage with horses.

- So what are we going to use for a fancy carriage?

- Hm.

[Gasps]

I have an idea, cinderella louise.

- You always do, cinderella ruby.

- Our carriage.

- Perfect.

- It's okay if we use your car, isn't it, max?

Thanks.

Hm...

The carriage can't take us to the ball without horses.

- Good point.

Where are we going to get horses?

- [Gasps] I know.

Come on, cinderella louise.

- I'm right behind you, cinderella ruby.

- I know they're in here somewhere.

Aha, here they are.

- What's that?

- Just start blowing it up, and you'll see.

- These sea horses will be perfect

For taking us to the ball.

- Now all we need to do is hitch them to our carriage.

[Car squeaking]

[Tires screeching]

- Cinderella.

- Max, what do you think you're doing?

- Ew, it's all grubby inside.

We can't go to a fancy ball in a grubby carriage.

- And you are much too dirty to be our driver.

- What are we going to do now?

- I guess we'll just have to pretend

We rode our horses to the ball.

Let's go!

[Both giggling]

Here we are at the ball.

Now we just have to wait for the handsome prince to come,

And when he arrives, he'll look for the real cinderella.

- And as soon as he tries the glass slipper on her foot,

He'll know...

- [Sighs]

Oh, no.

- What's the matter, cinderella ruby?

- We don't have a glass slipper.

- The cinderella story isn't the cinderella story

If we don't have the glass slipper.

- But I know who will have one.

[Telephone rings]

- Hello?

- Hi, grandma.

We're playing cinderella,

And we need a glass slipper to finish our story.

- Of course you do.

I'll be right over.

- Thanks, grandma.

- [Giggles]

Gotcha. Perfect.

- Ohhhh,

Whose foot will fit the slipper, cinderella ruby?

- It has to be the bunny with the most perfect foot of all.

- Cinderella.

- Max, you're making the floor dirty.

Make sure you keep out of the way

When grandma comes over.

- Yoo-hoo.

- [Gasps] grandma.

- Is this the cinderella house?

- Yeah. - Yes.

- Now, who wants to try on the glass slippers first?

- Me.

It...it doesn't fit.

- My turn.

[Grunting]

My foot doesn't fit either.

- There is someone else

Who hasn't tried on the glass slipper.

- Max?

- [Laughs]

- No way.

He's much too grubby.

It fits.

- And you know what that means.

- There's no doubt about it.

- Max is the real...

- Cinderella.
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