04x10 - Ruby''s Good Neighbor Report/Candy Counting/Ruby''s New Shoes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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04x10 - Ruby''s Good Neighbor Report/Candy Counting/Ruby''s New Shoes

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♪ Ruby and max ♪

♪ Max and ruby ♪

♪ Ruby and max ♪

- ♪ Max and ruby ♪

- ♪ Ruby and her little brother, max ♪

Kids: ♪ max and ruby ♪

- Where is it?

I can't write a report

For my bunny scout good neighbor badge

Without my notebook.

Ah! Here it is!

I'm going to ask bunnies

What they think makes a good neighbor.

Then I'll pick one and tell bunny scout leader

All about him--or her.

So all I need is my pencil.

Beep! Beep!

[Thudding]

[Siren wails] oh!

[Giggles]

Thanks, max.

[Giggles]

I mean, fire chief max.

- Fire truck!

- Yoo-hoo!

- [Gasps] that's grandma!

She's going to take pictures for me.

- Say "cheese."

Snap!

- I'm ready, grandma.

I've got my pencil and my notebook.

- And I have my camera.

- Fire truck!

- And max has his fire truck.

- Oh, max.

Do you really need your fire truck?

It might get in the way.

- I think it'll be fine, ruby.

Besides, I'll feel safer

With fire chief max along for the ride.

- Mr. Huffington,

May I ask you some questions for a bunny scout report?

- Of course, ruby.

Fire away.

- What do you think makes a good neighbor?

- Hmm.

That's a good question.

[Siren wails] - fire truck!

- [Chuckling]

That wasn't the answer I was going to give, max.

- Max, why don't you play over there

While I ask mr. Huffington my questions?

- I'd say a good neighbor

Is someone who watches over their friends.

- If I had to pick one good neighbor,

Who do you think it should be and why?

- [Gasps]

Beep! [Siren wails]

Phew.

That's a relief.

- [Giggles]

- Oh, my.

That was close!

Thank you, fire chief max.

- Fire truck!

- Yes, max.

If it weren't for you and your fire truck,

Mrs. Huffington and baby huffington

Would have been soaked.

- [Gasps]

That deserves a picture.

Smile.

Snap!

Oh!

There's our bus.

- Good-bye.

- Thank you! - Thank you!

- Bye.

Oh, no!

Mr. Huffington never had a chance

To answer my questions.

Now how will I get my badge?

[Gasps]

There's mr. Piazza's store!

I'll ask him my questions.

- Good thinking, ruby!

- Mr. Piazza,

Do you mind if I ask you a few questions for my report?

- Sure, what would you like to know?

- Well, first I need to know

What you think makes a good neighbor.

[Siren wails] - fire truck!

- Oh, max,

Mr. Piazza doesn't have time for fire trucks.

- But I could use a hand spraying water on my vegetables.

- Fire truck!

- Now let's see.

What makes a good neighbor?

Well, I think it's someone who is always helping others.

- Yes, yes.

And if I had to pick one good neighbor to do my report on,

Who do you think it should be and why?

- Hmm...

Everybunny here is a good neighbor

In their own special way.

It's hard to pick just one.

- [Gasps]

- Hold that pose!

Snap!

- Whoa! Good catch, fire chief max!

Lucky thing you were here.

- It sure was.

- Oh, come on, kids.

We'd better let mr. Piazza do his work.

- Okay, grandma.

Bye, mr. Piazza.

- [Sighs]

- [Groans]

Mr. Piazza was so busy,

He didn't tell me which good neighbor

He would have picked.

- Oh, don't worry, ruby.

You'll have other chances.

[Siren wails]

- There's katie.

I'll ask her my questions.

- [Giggles]

We're right behind you, ruby.

- Hi, katie.

- Hello, ruby.

What can I get you?

- I'm writing a report for my good neighbor badge.

Is it okay if I ask you some questions?

- Sure, as long as I can

Finish these ice cream sundaes while we talk.

- Great!

Okay.

Katie, what do you think makes a good neighbor?

- Gee, I'd say a good neighbor

Is someone who comes through for you

In an emergency.

- Oh, that's a good answer.

- Thank you.

Now I'll be right back

After I deliver these sundaes.

[Siren wails]

[Gasps] my goodness!

I would have tripped over that for sure.

- [Gasps] my backpack!

I'm so sorry, katie.

- Nothing to worry about

With fire chief max on the scene.

Two sundaes for you...

And three cheers for my hero, fire chief max!

All: hurray for fire chief max!

Click!

[Bell jingles]

- More customers.

I'm afraid I can't talk anymore, ruby.

- That's okay.

Thanks anyway.

I still don't have anybunny to talk about

For my good neighbor report.

- You never know.

The bunny that you're looking for

May be closer than you think.

- I sure hope so.

[Siren wails]

I just need one bunny who is always helping

To finish my good neighbor report.

Hmm.

Maybe mr. Piazza's interview.

Oh, no!

[Siren wails]

Oh, thank you, max!

You're my hero!

Snap!

Grandma!

I know a really good neighbor.

This report is all about the best neighbor I know,

My brother, max.

A good neighbor is someone who watches over his friends

And is always helping others

And comes through even in emergencies.

And my brother max did all those things

And helped everyone with his...

- Fire truck!

[Siren wails]

[Bell jingles]

- Hi, candi.

- Hiya, ruby.

Hello, max.

- [Giggles]

We're here for the candy counting contest.

- Great!

Here's how it works:

The first person to tell me how many gummi worms

Are in this jar wins a prize.

- What's the prize?

- Well, the gummi worms, of course.

- [Gasps]

[Claps]

- Well, I'm all ready to count them.

I've got my pencil and notebook.

- Count them?

[Laughs]

Well, you could just guess, ruby.

- I don't want to leave it to chance.

The best way to win is to count the gummi worms.

- Count!

- There are too many, max.

You don't know how to count that high.

I think you should leave the counting to me.

- Well, good luck.

I'll be right over here if you need me.

- Look, max.

I'm going to make a mark in my notebook

For each gummi worm.

, , , .

When I count the fifth one,

I make a line like this so I know that's five.

See?

- Count!

- Okay, max, I'm counting. I'm counting.

, , ,

, .

- Count!

- [Sighs]

I know you want to help me count,

But I need to do this on my own.

Why don't you try counting your flipping chicks?

They're in your backpack.

[Chirping and boinging]

[Boinging and clinking]

- , , , , .

That's three sets of ,

And that's gummi worms.

- Count?

- Huh? [Giggles]

That's right, max.

Five. Boing! Boing! Boing!

[Gasps]

Max!

- Count!

- You made me lose count.

You want us to win the jar of gummi worms, right?

Then you need to let me count by myself.

- You know, max, I could really use your help

With these red hot marshmallow squirters.

- Count?

- Yup.

I need some help counting.

- Thanks, candi.

, , , , .

- Okay, max, I know I can fit more boxes on this shelf,

But I don't know how many.

Want to help me with that?

- Count!

- Why don't you hand me the boxes,

And we'll see how many we need?

- [Clapping]

- That's one box of red hot marshmallow squirters.

And that's two...

And three...

Four...

Five.

I think that's all the boxes we can fit on this shelf.

[Gasps] oh, my!

There are two more boxes

Of red hot marshmallow squirters left over.

What are we going to do with them?

- Count.

- Good idea, max.

There's two boxes of candy:

One for me

And one for you.

Candy's always better when you share it with someone,

Don't you think, max?

- And five more makes...

.

Squish! Eww!

My dress!

How did you get those

Red hot marshmallow squirters, max?

- Count!

- Oh, well, max was such a big help,

I gave him the candy as a reward,

And I guess he wanted to share it with you.

- Thanks, but I'm still trying to count gummi worms,

And I lost my place again.

Do you think there's something else

Max could help you with?

- Well, I'm sure I can find something.

- [Sighs] thanks, candi.

Maybe there's a better way to count.

Hmm.

It looks like there are ten gummi worms in a row.

If I just count rows, it'll be faster.

One row is .

Two rows, that's .

And three is .

- Well, max, here's what I need you to do.

See these slime dribblers?

I need you to take them out of the box

And make a nice display.

It's a big job, max.

Do you think I can count on you?

- Count!

- [Laughs]

Thatta boy, max.

I'm going to get some more boxes from the storeroom.

I'll be back in a minute to see how you're doing.

Beep! [Motor purrs]

[Clicking]

Thump!

Beep!

- Eight rows of ten.

That means there's gummi worms so far.

- How's it going, max?

Oh!

Thwack!

Crash! - Huh?

[Gasps]

Max!

What did you do?

- It's okay, ruby.

Max was helping me make a display.

- I think you've helped candi enough.

Why don't you come over here by me?

- Count?

- No, max.

I told you,

I need to do the counting by myself.

But I know what you can do.

Why don't you play with these stickers?

Now...

I have to start over again.

One row of gummi worms makes .

[Whacking]

[Giggles]

Two rows makes .

[Whacking]

Ahem.

Three rows of gummi worms makes .

[Whacking]

And four rows makes .

[Whacking continues]

Whoa.

Max, what are you doing?

- Count?

- [Sighs]

I need to count alone

If I'm going to win the gummi worms.

I must have told you that times.

- Did you say ?

- Y--yes.

- [Gasps] you're right!

There are exactly gummi worms in that jar.

Well done, ruby!

- Max!

We won the gummi worms,

And all because you helped me--

- [Munching] count!

- Oh, look. There's louise.

Hi, louise. - Oh, hi, ruby!

- Is this lineup just to get in the store?

- No, it's the line to see superbunny.

Morris just has to see him.

- Zoom! Zoom!

- Superbunny!

- If you're just shopping,

You can go right in that door.

- If we wait in this big, long line,

We'll be late for the quick pick shoe sale, grandma.

- Well, why don't we get ruby's new shoes first

And then come back to see superbunny

When the lineup is a bit shorter?

Does that sound okay to you, max?

- Superbunny.

- Don't worry, max.

You'll get to see superbunny

After I find some new shoes.

- There's nothing like a shoe sale

To put a spring in your step.

- [Giggles] you're so right, grandma.

- Superbunny.

- Say, "superbunny!"

- Superbunny!

- [Gasps]

Superbunny!

- Hold on, max.

We've got to pick out my new shoes first.

It's a quick pick sale, and they're going fast.

- We won't be long, max.

- Say, "superbunny!"

- [Sighs]

- Thanks, max.

Come on.

You can help me pick out the perfect pair of shoes.

Oh, look!

Grandma would just love these.

What do you think?

Maybe you're right.

A little too...

Curly.

- Ruby!

Come and see what I've found for you.

- Coming, grandma!

Let's go, max.

[Gasps]

Oh, max.

[Giggles]

Max?

[Giggles] gotcha!

[Giggles]

Now, max.

You know you can't go

Running around the store by yourself.

You have to stay with me and grandma.

- Superbunny?

- I know you want to see superbunny,

And you will,

Just as soon as I pick out my new shoes.

- These soccer shoes are half price.

I can see you scoring a few goals in these.

- Umm...

Thanks, grandma.

But I was hoping to get something a little less...

Mm...

Sporty.

- Hmm.

Gotcha.

I'll keep looking.

- Thank you, grandma.

Hmm.

No, too casual.

Now, let's see.

Nice but not really me.

Too shiny.

Too dull.

I see you, max.

- Superbunny!

- Okay, superbunny,

Come around here and help me find some shoes.

Are you coming?

- Here you go, morris.

Be sure to show max.

- Zoom! Zoom!

- Superbunny.

- Too pointy.

Oh, too flat.

[Gasps]

Very elegant.

What do you think, max?

Max?

[Sighs]

Little brothers.

How do you like these?

- [Sighs]

- I'd better give them a test run.

Do you like these on me, grandma?

- I was just about to ask you the same question.

- Oh!

Let me see.

Whoa!

Ooh!

They look great on you,

But I think I need something a little less tippy.

[Giggles]

- Well, you'd better make up your mind soon.

They're going fast.

[Giggles]

- [Gasps]

Time to get serious about my new shoes.

- Say, "superbunny!"

- [Giggles]

[Giggles]

- Well, it's time for superbunny

To get back to work rescuing bunnies in need.

Thanks for coming out, everyone!

- Superbunny!

Superbunny!

- I know you want to see superbunny, max.

I'm only going to be a few more minutes.

- Superbunny.

Superbunny!

- [Gasps]

- Phew!

Ooh!

[Gasps]

They're perfect!

- [Gasps]

Oh, my!

They're definitely you, ruby.

- Oh, I just knew I'd find the perfect pair.

- [Clears throat]

With a little help from...

- Superbunny! Captioning bycaptionmax f
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