03x62 - Prank'd

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[ SIGH ]


Ahhhhh.


JEN'S VOICEOVERJen goes in for the Miller Flip.


Yes! First place!


JONESYJen? Isn't this the part of your dream where you choke --


Whoaaaa... OUFF!


[ JONESY LAUGHS ]


Was it something I said?


Get out of my room,


[ LAUGHS ]


AND out of my dreams!


Ugh, that was my last clean pair!


[ DOOR OPENS ]


No, not another fart att*ck!


[ LAUGHING AND FARTING SOUNDS ]


Ugh!


Ewww! Someone used my toothbrush to scrub the toilet!


[ JONESY LAUGHS ]


I know how much you love having a freshly scrubbed bathroom!


You are the most -- ARGH!


Every day, same breakfast burrito,


same dangerous salt addiction.


Not today, Nikki.


Oh, good for you --


With Jonesy's non-stop pranking,


I can't even trust an innocent salt shaker anymore.


Ugh!


I am calm. I am Zen.


I will not SINK to Jonesy's juvenile level.


Jen, did you sit in wet paint?


Go ahead. You can scream.


AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!


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♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB, GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


[ ♪ ]


♪ I'M TEEN...


♪ I'M TEEN... ♪ TEEN...


[ ♪ ]


♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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[ LAUGHTER ]


What?


Smile pretty for the camera!


Ugh, Jonesy replaced my spearmint gum


with this prank stuff!


I can't let my guard down for a nanosecond!


Ever since we moved into Jonesy's Dad's house,


I've been getting pranked non-stop!


Uh, what's with the swagger?


Guess pranking Jen five times before breakfast


really puts a spring in my step!


Don't you have some lame bird-watching job to get to?


Not bird-watching, bald eagle watching.


Eagles? In the mall?


No way!


Way.


Guess they made a wrong turn migrating, or whatever.


Thank you, Dr. Suzuki.


Mall management's paying me to keep an eye on them


just to keep some bird protection group happy.


You mean C.R.I.S.P.E.E.?


'Citizens Really Into Supporting Protected Eagles Everywhere'?


CRISPEE? As in fried chicken?


Nice name for a bird protection agency.


Until I win the lottery,


the Jonesmeister has to earn his keep.


Have fun at work.


Better go too. It's almost nine.


Uh, Jen? It's TEN a.m.


No, my watch clearly says nine.


Jonessssy!


Who knew Jonesy was actually good at something?


Besides making out.


Too much information?


Little bit.


Sorry I'm late, Coach.


Jonesy keeps playing these pranks on me, and --


There's no excuse for a Delay of Game penalty!


Excuse me?


I'm pretty sure the skis are $ , not , .


I'll stay late to make up for it.


You'll do more than that, missy!


I'm doubling your sales quota,


and making you do inventory!


At the same time?


Good thinking! Now get in the game!


Miss, I --


[EXASPERATED] That'll be $ , .


Hey... how'd Coach Halder take the whole late-for-work thing?



Besides doubling my sales quota


and sticking me with boring inventory?


Terrific, thanks!


On the bright side... I get more Paulo time.


He's dreamy.


Jonesy used to prank me all the time too


until I finally got him to stop.


How'd you do that?


By fighting back.


If you want, I can help you fight back.


I've been in the trenches. I know things.


This isn't a w*r. It's just Jonesy being a jerk.


I can handle it. You sure?


No...


Now if you'll excuse me, I have an entire store to count.


Goodbye, cheque. Hello, withdrawal!


Fifty?


But I only took out twenty.


Holy cashmere!


Ohhh, but I can't keep it.


There must be some mistake --


P.A.Attention valued customers!


We're giving away our biggest grand prize ever


in our 'You Save, We Make You Spend' contest


and it could be yours!


I must have won! Eeeee!


Shopping spree here I come!


[ EXASPERATED SIGH ]


You think I would've spotted those glorified pigeons by now.


It's been four hours!


You know what they say about animals.


'If you love something, let it pee.'


You mean 'set it free'.


Even better.


By setting it free,


it can pee wherever it wants!


On that note, time for a washroom break...


[GIGGLE] Dude, you've been pranked!


Aww, man!


When I'm done, Jen won't know what hit her.


You're gonna hit Jen?


No, Jude.


I'm gonna make her pay.


She owes you money too?


Never mind.


[ PEEING ]


AAAAAAH! Jonessssy!!!


You plastic wrapped the TOILET?!


HaHAHA! Now you'll never trust bathrooms again!


Outta my way!


Why do I smell... BEEF?


And why is the water BROWN?!


A beef BOUILLON CUBE?!


Awww, man!


[ JEN LAUGHING ]


JENNow YOU'LL never trust bathrooms again!


What's with all the bling?


I won a contest at the bank.


The ATM give me all kinds of money!


It must be a mistake.


What bank is going to give away money?


The bank manager said, We're giving away our biggest grand prize ever,


and it could be yours!


Now it is mine!


Don't ruin this for me, Nikki.


We're ALL out of lemons.


There's a whole stack right there.


No juice for you!


Precision cut, flawless clarity,


great colour, and WHOA, one and a half carats.


The Cs don't lie!


I knew this whole job thing was a front.


You're some kind of heiress, aren't you?


Wanna be BFF's again?


No, thanks!


Hi, new old BFF!


Nikki! Help me!


Get her off!


Karma's a beautiful thing.


Hmmmmm.


COACHMASTERSON!


I don't see you counting!


[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]


Hello?


You sound stressed. Time for a coffee break?


I am stressed.


I think I'm sleep-eating or something.


Sleep-eating?


Y'know, like sleep walking, only with more trips to the fridge.


My uniform barely fits anymore!


Maybe you and Jonesy oughta cool it with the pranks


before this gets out of hand.


Ohh!


You think Paulo saw?


Nah. You're good.


Two hours of hiding from Tricia.


My foot may never wake up,


but at least she's nowhere to be --


I've been looking for you everywhere!


Where do you think you're going?



Half past two is the best time


to catch the sun through the skylights for maximum diamond sparkle!


Oh, check it out!


A&F is giving away free rancho hoodies


to the first, uh, customers! Really?!


Whoa.


What's the big hurry?


Wyatt! Quick! I need a bodyguard.


To protect the bling?


Caitlin?


You and your diamonds still in there?


To protect me from Tricia!


My new swag is like a giant Tricia magnet.


She's driving me nuts! You gotta help me!


I'm not really the bodyguard type.


I can pay?


Yeah, how exactly are you affording all this stuff?


Not now, Wyatt!


Are you going to help me or not? Fine.


Hey, Tricia.


Wanna hear the new song I wrote about, um, Father's Day?


♪ What to get your Daddy So he doesn't gripe ♪


♪ A mustache trimmer Or a tie with stripes -- ♪


Ugh!


There's only one thing grosser than socks with sandals,


and that's talk-singing!


I am outtie!


Wow, you have a real talent for turning girls off.


Gee, thanks.


Okay, who smells like...


soup?


That would be me.


And WHY do I smell like soup, you ask?


Because Jen stuck a bouillon cube


in the showerhead.


Not to mention pranking you


with the ol' red-sock- in-the-laundry trick.


Bald eagle spotter!


If that's even your real name...


Too late, Sith Lord!


Evading the Rebel Alliance won't help you now!


I wasn't evading. I was hiding.


Your continuing deceit about the eagles' whereabouts


is causing unwanted ripples in the Force!


Okay, so I've sent in some false location reports.


I had to!


I haven't even seen the eagles yet.


C'mon, my beautiful Padme.


We shall find the eagles ourselves.


I've seen 'em, y'know?


You've seen the Eagles? Why didn't you tell me?


We've been together all day!


It's like the weird dude said.


You gotta be one with the force.


Forget the stupid force.


You going to help me or not?


The two left shoes prank!


Classic.


Let me guess?


Jen stole all your right shoes?


It's a new fashion trend.


Right is out, left is in.


You used to play the same trick on me


until I got wise to your pranks.


[ FARTING SOUND/ JONESY LAUGHS ]


Fart keychains.


The cutting edge of humiliation technology.


[ FARTING SOUND ]


Wasn't me!


JONESYIf Jen thinks she can top me,


she has no idea who she's dealing with.


Someone should get him good.


Hey, Jen.


I've been thinking it over, Wyatt,


and I've decided to take you up on your offer


to help me prank Jonesy.


I thought Jen was going to cool it with the pranks.


Tell Nikki that was before Jonesy switched my hand cream


with SUPER GLUE!


Oww.


Now it's w*r.


What?!


Masterson!


Working out while doing inventory?


If you're fishing for a raise, I'll --


Just trying to keep my figure in check, Coach.


I know how you feel.


When I played pro football,


I remember having to work off the beer gut


I developed after we lost every championship.


It was always play, lose, gut.


Play, lose, gut!


GUT GUT GUT!


Good times,


good times, Masterson.


Ow!


Stupid, cheap uniforms.


MASTERSON!


That's a five-minute major for sassing the uniforms!


Hello?



Tell me 'Operation Prank Jonesy' is on track?


Don't worry.


Jonesy won't know what hit him!


[ FARTING SOUND ]


[ LAUGHTER ]


Hey, Tricia!


I wrote another song.


♪ Mother's Day is for your mama... ♪


So help me, talk-singer,


if you sing another talk-singy talk-song


I'm gonna sue your vocal chords off!


CAITLINYou're good.


Thanks.


Why is your head tilted like that?


I never thought I'd say this,


but diamonds are more trouble than they're worth!


Now, about that payment we discussed?


Caitlin. I can't wear these!


Don't worry.


Your neck muscles will adjust.


Quelle surprise.


Another wrong text message about the eagles' location.


I'm so furious with Jonesy


I can feel the dark side of the force raging to escape me!


Or maybe I'm just thirsty.


Two smoothies, please.


[ BIRD CALLS PLAYING ]


The more we simulate the forest,


the more the eagles will dig it.


How do you know all this?


I have no idea.


Just follow my lead.


Brrrr! Caw! Caw! Caw!


Caw! Caw! Caw!


Ugh! Gross!


I mean, ALL RIGHT!


We found the eagles!


It feels good to text the truth for a change.


Dude! I think I found the Eagle's nest.


Ugh! Someone's gross gitch!


Y'mean my gross gitch!


Jen's been leaving them all over the mall


and telling everyone they're mine.


[ CELL PHONE RINGING ]


That must be Nikki.


I left her a message to meet me for lunch.


Hey Babe, ready for some taco stand lip-locking action?


MS. DUNWOODIE?!


What do you mean you can't wait?


For our WHAT?!


No, no! Don't meet me in half --


hello?!


Who's Ms. Dunwoodie?


My Mom's best friend!


Apparently we have a date.


Aw, man,


Jen must've rearranged all the numbers in my cell phone!


Sweet!


I mean, harsh.


Fear not, Jude.


The big prank I've been setting up for days


is about to pay off.


Jen will finally be forced to admit defeat.


Still trying to get back in shape?


I've got to burn fat and build muscle.


You might want to cover those muscles.


I'm almost naked and he still doesn't notice me?


Well, maybe she's his cousin?


Oooh, no, no. Scratch that!


MASTERSON!


The replacement uniforms have arrived.


I'm all giddy.


And not a moment too soon!


Uh, Jen, isn't that a little big on you?


I ordered a larger size because I thought I gained weight!


Aarrgh! JONESYYY!


He must've taken in my old uniform


to make me THINK I've gained weight!


Ok, remember when I warned you guys


the pranks would get out of control?


Well, it just happened.


I haven't even begun to fight!


How'd the break-up with Ms. Dunwoodie go?


There were tears.


Bummer.


What'd you say?


I told her we're at different stages in our life.


I'm young, and, well, she's not.


Why, Jonesy?


I NEVER thought I'd run into you here.


Aren't you supposed to be on eagle watch?


Dude, you know I come here every week


to watch the lottery draw on TV.


TV's on the fritz.


Luckily, there's this handy-dandy radio...


RADIO ANNOUNCERTime to check those lottery tickets.


You could be this week's big winner.


This is my week, I can feel it!


RADIO ANNOUNCERThis week's numbers are...


, , , ,



, and .


I won...


I won!!!


No way, dude!


That's awesome!


I know I said I'd win, but I say that every week!


I can't believe I actually WON this time?!


What about the eagles?


Let 'em crap on someone else!


I quit!


I'm a millionaire!


Wooooo!


Best performance of my career.


What do you mean?


I just made it up to prank Jonesy.


The lottery let you pick the numbers?


Jude, I don't work for the lottery.


Your secret's safe with me.


Okay, Caitlin. This is getting out of hand.


I know!


I can't shake Tricia no matter how hard I try!


That money doesn't belong to you.


You have to give it back.


I learned a really important lesson today.


At first the money seemed great,


but it came with all kinds of problems.


Overwhelming guilt?


Hi new old BFF!


Overwhelming Tricia.


Girls! Guess what!


I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!


Careful, Jonesy.


Money isn't all it's cracked up to be.


Yeah, it is!


Hey there, handsome.


See, told ya!


What are you gonna do with all your cash, Jonesy?


Buy more ways to prank me?


Yeah, about that.


I'm sorry I got so carried away.


You are?


Me and my brothers prank each other all the time,


but we love it.


I guess winning the lottery has made me see


that it's way more fun to make others happy.


So I decided to give half my winnings to charity.


Really? Which one?


C.R.I.S.P.E.E!


They're gonna restore the bald eagles' natural habitat


so they don't have to crap on me in the mall anymore.


Charity? Eww. I'm outtie!


Wish I had thought of that.


I'm glad you're sorry about the pranks,


but there's something you should know.


Hold that thought.


You haven't seen the best part yet...


Ta da! I bought us all gifts!


Why? Because I can afford it!


Oh, no, you can't.


Your lottery win was another prank.


The biggest one yet.


Yeah, right. Nice try.


Even you couldn't pull that off.


But I could.


The numbers on the radio?


That was me.


So the TV wasn't broken?


And I'm not a millionaire?


Guess I have to make some returns.


Hold it right there, maggot.


You still owe me for the dolly.


Settle for a fiver? Sold!


I got you good.


So how come I don't feel better?


Aww, man! Not again!


Feel better now?


Much!


[ ♪ ]


I take it you gave the money back.


Yeah, and the bank manager was so grateful,


she gave me the "grand prize."


Was it money?


[LAUGHS] Oh, man!


A toaster oven!


Who would want such a crappy grand prize?


Hot! Hot! Hot!


Glad someone can find a use for that thing.


If I'd known I couldn't return opened food gifts, Jude,


I would've bought you socks.


On the bright side,


at least you won't have to watch eagles anymore.


Yeah, C.R.I.S.P.E.E. wasn't too thrilled


about my bogus donation.


Guess neither of us has much to smile about today.


Unless you count seeing Jude eat a streudel


that I accidentally-on-purpose dropped on the disgusting mall floor.


Eww! Jonesy!


Still good.


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