03x68 - All Pets Are Off

[bunniefuu]

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Hi, what's your name?


Hi!


I can't get one cute guy to notice me lately.


MAYBE you need to do more than bat your eyelashes!


Batting my eyelashes is what I do!


It's my thing!


Nikki just means that maybe you need to join a club,


get some new interests, expand your horizons.


You're totally right, Jen!


I've been meaning to try this new expanding mascara for weeks!


[ SMALL DOG YAPPING ]


You guys look productive... as usual.


[ DOG YAPPING/SHE'S LAUGHING LIKE A YAPPY DOG ]


Is it possible to get that THING to make a less irritating sound?


Like dog, like master.


I think my precious Twinklebell sounds like an angel.


Eww! Is that hygienic?


Tricia, I LOOVE it!


Where did you get that cute little doggie?


Hello, cutie!


Oh you're so adorable!


Wow, sweet Dog. Is he yours?


Yup. Totally.


[ GASP! ]


Has he had all his sh*ts?


Looks a little thin.


A fresh egg in his food promotes a shiny coat.


Twinklebell is MINE,


and she's on the same diet as me and I have a perfectly shiny coat.


It makes me so mad when people treat their pets as possessions.


Dogs are people too!


Hi, I'm Dyson. Caitlin.


I've gotta get to my animal rights meeting,


but I'll catch you later? Okay!


Dyson's dreamy.


We have so much in common.


Okay, name one thing.


I'm a total crusader for animal rights, Nikki.


I only wear fake fur!


That had better be organic beef, buddy!


Uh, it's gonna be a long day.


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♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB, GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN...


♪ I'M TEEN... ♪ TEEN...


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♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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Check it out, dudettes.


Look what I found.


A shiny quarter all the way from !


Pretty sure it's made of --


Oww!


Hard metal.


I think it's a silver dollar, Jude.


Sweet!


I'm gonna take it to a collector's shop


and cash it in for muchos dolleros.


You should donate the money to help animals in need!


But I'm a broke Jude in need!


Caitlin's on a 'Save the Animals' kick.


Did I just hear someone say they're in the market for a cheap pet?


You can't put a price on a living creature, Jonesy.


Sure I can! $ . .


Just got a job at Pets and the City,


and they've got me working in the discount pet section.


Or as I like to call itAll Pets Are Off!


Hey, what can I get for a rare silver dollar?


Ahhhhhh! My coinage!


Rare silver dollar coming through!


Anybody want to see that new movie Penguin Force?


Heard it's awesome.


Sorry, Wyatt, but I've already seen it.


Yeah, ditto over here.


Me three.


I can confirmkiller flick.


You ALL saw it? And no one invited me?


Went with my cousin. Free pass. Last-minute. What can I tell you?


Fine. I'll go alone.


You can't go to the movies alone!


Total social su1c1de.


What are you talking about?


People go to movies alone all the time.


I guess.


But I'm not friends with any of THOSE people.


Now you are.



I gotta get back to work.


Do you need something?


I'm coming to check out the animal care facilities.


When did you become the Humane Society?


We can do this the easy way, or the hard way!


Huh. Wanna check it out?


We're only thinking of the animals!


[ PEOPLE CLAMORING ]


Look out!


Excuse me... coming through!


No high-speed manoeuvering in my mall!


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Ah!


You may have escaped this time, adolescent scum.


But I'll get you!


You were right, Jonesy.


These animals are well taken care of.


They look so cute and happy!


Not those.


Discount pets are over there...


Need a budgie on budget


and don't mind if the chirp sounds more like a burp?


Then All Pets Are Off is the place for you!


[ COUGHING ]


Poor things! I have to save them!


Uh-oh.


We woke the kittens.


Don't worry. They don't bite... much.


Human cashiers are for suckers!


Welcome to the st century!


With my good buddy Mr. Movie,


I get my tickets and snacks in record time.


High fives for me.


Card won't fit in the slot!


Dang robot cashier!


Here, let me try...


Do you want golden topping on your popcorn?


Is the popcorn fresh?


Excuse me, is the popcorn fresh?


The movie starts in minutes,


and I don't want to miss the trailers.


Do they still have that awesome popcorn and ju-jubes combo meal?


You remembered I love ju-jubes!


You're sweeter than candy!


And everyone worried I'd be alone.


I wish!


Take a gander at this baby.


Dude, were you even born when this coin was made?


I'm seventy-four.


Don't look a day over eighty, bro.


I'm gonna need that back now.


Ahhh!


MY COIN!


[ IMITATING AMBULANCE ]


Major coin emergency!


All right my silver dollar friend,


you're not getting away this time!


It's okay, little buddy,


don't be scared...


There you are!


Come to papa!


GOTCHA!


Thought you could get away from me!


Not so easy, huh?


Owwww!


Hmm... can't reverse,


guess I better find another way out.


This sweet little dog has Caitlin written all over it!


Okay, ummm... that's not a dog, that's a ferret.


Wait. Aren't ferret's mean?


Oh, so we're only saving the KIND animals today?


You're crazy!


It's not a ferret.


Look, it's got four paws and um, a nose...


it's totally a dog!


Okay, smartie pants.


What kind of dog is it then?


What you've got here is a cocktail wiener dog.


Aw, I'll take it!


I mean, I want to save Muffin!


Muffin?


I'm going to get a purse for Muffin!


Yay... so it has somewhere to put his wallet.


Muffin shouldn't have to walk.


Poor thing's been through enough!


Haven't you, Muffin? Ohhhhhh!


Wonder how I'm going to find my way out of here.


Hey, loser, have you seen my ball?


Sorry, little dude. Only found my shiny ducat.


[ RASPBERRY! ]


Hey, do you know how I can get outta here?


CAITLINIndigo's the hot new colour for fall!


Isn't Muffin the most adorable little uh --


hey, I wonder what sex Muffin is?


How do you tell the sex of a purse dog?


By the colour of it's cashmere.


Sorry.


Muffin picked out this cardigan to go with the new 'do.


It's fate that me and my dog have the exact same taste!


Yeah, uh, hate to burst your bubble,



but that's a ferret.


Purse DOG!


What a cute little fella.


[ GROWL! ]


Muffin has very discerning taste.


Time for a walk!


Bad Muffin!


Wait for me!


Aw, poor thing needs saving from Caitlin.


Yeah... we better go help her catch it.


This machine won't take my card.


Maybe the movies are free.


I love customer appreciation day!


You're not doing it right!


Here, let me...


Now enter your secret PIN.


I'm not looking!


What was that dang code again?


I think it starts with a seven...


[ SIGH ]


Can't you type any faster, sir?


My movie starts in ten minutes!


Now look what you've done!


I gotta start all over again.


I'm going to have to wait till the next show...


Oh, and the popcorn smells so good!


JUDEYou should use the Cheddar flavour powder on your popcorn.


Takes it to a whole 'nother level of tasty!


Jude?


Does the orange drink have pulp?


How should I know? I don't work here!


Pulp gives me terrible gas.


There's no pulp in the orange drink!


It's fine! Totally gas-free!


Somebody woke up on the impatient side of the bed this morning.


[ STOMACH GROWLING ]


Sooo hungry.


I can smell the movie popcorn from here.


[ SOMEONE CRAWLING THROUGH THE VENT ]


Saved at last!


I only adjust the mall temperature,


but I'll log it in my report.


Thanks, bro!


Hunh, lots of vent traffic today.


Waaaaah!


Looks like Muffin ate the kid's ice cream.


JUDERocky Road's my fave.


Jude?


Hey, bra.


Where are you?


Just hanging in the air vent.


I'm lost.


Uh, which vent are you in?


Uh...


the square one?


That helps, Jude. Thanks.


Don't worry. We'll get help.


I just saw a purple ferret.


Purse dog!


But why don't you give me your number, and we can chat about it?


Call me!


No way!


Darn machine's broken!


Huh? Sorry, no can do.


No CUT-sies!


Guess this automated world's just not made for old people.


All right. You can cut.


Here, ferret, ferret! Purse Dog!


Here, Jude, Jude!


What's going on here?


You're up to no good, aren't you?


I can smell it on you like gasoline.


It's Jude.


He's lost in an air vents and we need to rescue him.


No can do. Reached the limit on my rescue budget.


No more rescues for the remainder of the calendar year.


So it's up to us to find Jude and the ferret.


I mean, purse dog.


WOMANEek, a rat!


Oh, it's purple!


Kirsten found Muffin!


Rat infestation, huh?


Luckily, there's plenty in the budget for pest control.


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It's extermination time.


Ahhhhhhhhh!


Stop screaming! I beg you.


We totally saw a purple rat!


Or was it more of a deep eggplant?


It had a definite brown undertone.


Let's agree on mauve for the rat?


It's a purse DOG!


And it's indigo.


Actually, it's a ferret.


JUDEThought it was a cocktail wiener dog?


Did anybody else hear that?


It must be...


oh, I think it's God!


Hi God, it's me, Kirsten.


Can I please have a scooter?



In teal.


Sorry to bust up the congregation,


but it's only Jude.


Jude is God?


Nooo way!


Maybe the purple rat -- I mean ferret --


I mean purse dog is trying to find his way home.


To the pet store!


EEEEE! AHHHHH!


Which way did the rat go?


It's up to us troops.


Let's move out!


Hut hut hut hut hut etc.!


[ KITTENS GROWLING/ ANIMALS COMPLAINING ]


Hey!


Did Muffin come back into the store?


No, have you already lost your ferr -- uh, dog?


There it goes!


Follow that ferret!


Ahh! Just take it all!


Make way! Coming through!


[ SCREAMS ]


[ SIGH ]


There it goes!


[ SCREAMS ]


Wyatt, what are you doing here?


I thought you were seeing Penguin Force?


I wish!


I've been too busy helping people buy tickets.


[ SCREAMS ]


Muffin wants to see the movie too!


CAITLINIsn't that adorable?


Priceless.


Yes!


I knew my time would come.


Penguin Force to the rescue!


JUDEDude!


You're totally making my mouth water.


Jude? Where are you?


Stuck in an air vent, bro.


No way! How?


Well, dude, it's a long story.


First I noticed it was going to be one of those days


where I thought, Hey,


maybe I should stay in bed a little longer.


But I said, No!


There's something out there for Jude today...


Can we talk later? Don't want to miss my movie!


Sure thing, bro.


[ WHISTLE! ]


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This theatre is closed due to reported rat sightings.


I want this area cleared.


Two hours should do it.


Now. Let's gas this place.


Aw, man! Sooo close.


[ SCREAMS ]


Muffin!


Now that the rat's gone, can I see my movie?


No! We can't abort now, son.


They could be everywhere.


Besides, I didn't get dressed up like this for nothing.


[ SIGH ]


I brought along some ferret snacks to help lure Muffin.


What did you say?


Doggie treats! I brought doggie treats.


Doggie treats for your little doggie.


Oh, what's the use?


How can I save the animals when I can't even save Muffin?


I wouldn't worry, Caitlin.


Yeah, we'll find him.


I believe in you, Caitlin!


Aw, thanks Jude...


wherever you are!


[ PANTING ]


Hey, little guy! Where'd you come from?


You're just looking for a friend, aren't ya?


I'll be your friend, little dude.


Hold on, buddy.


[ GIGGLES ]


That tickles...


Stop! Stop!


I'm being tickled to death by a purple rat!


Jude found the ferret!


Did I hear somebody say rat?


It's a ferret! I mean purse DOG!


[ JUDE LAUGHING ]


Why didn't I think of this before!


We can follow the giggling right to Jude.


[ GIGGLING HYSTERICALLY ]


I can't take it!


That's kind of infectious.


[ GIGGLES ]


Stop.


We have to stop laughing...


or we won't be able to hear Jude!


Okay, that's better.


[ JUDE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ]


Aw, dude!


The laughing's coming from over there!



Oof.


Hey, look!


Jude! We found you, buddy!


Get it off me!


Can't -- take -- it anymore!


Then I can get at that rat!


You touch Muffin and I'll exterminate YOU!


Okay, girlie. Take it easy.


Everybody grab hold!


Huh?


Wow, is this the year ?


How long was I in there for?


[ GIGGLING ]


MUFFIN! I missed you!


What a cute little ferret.


Whatever. I'm too tired.


I'm sure you've got all the proper papers for this little guy.


Papers? Yes!


Ferret's fall under a little known section of the exotic animal act.


They're not supposed to be kept as pets.


Wait one moment, young man.


I'll take it from here.


This little terror is now mall property.


Who's the cutest little k*ller, huh?


That's right, you are!


Daddy loves you. Daddy is so proud of you!


A-hem!


I mean, this little guy will make an excellent security dog.


Should I mention that it's not really a dog?


SHHHH.


I loved the very end when Penguin Force rescued


that cute family of polar bears from drowning!


Look on the bright side.


Now you don't have to go to the movies alone.


I'm going to get a good old-fashioned DVD.


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Well, I'm officially out of the pet business for good.


What happened?


I accidentally put the snakes in the same cage as the mice.


It wasn't pretty.


Who knew?


I'm really impressed, Caitlin.


I had no idea you were such an animal lover.


These animals shouldn't be confined to cages.


They need to roam free!


[ PAGER BEEPS ]


Someone's about to flush a spider in the public washrooms!


Later!


[ BELCH ]


[ COUGH ]


Well maybe with a little cashmere wrap


and a little chin wax they'll be almost cute?


That's right, Sergeant Muffin.


Sniff 'em out.


Lead me to those rancid, delinquent maggots.


What? You smell one?


Come on! Let's go!


I like the way you work, solider!


I'm with ya!


Check it out, dudes!


Stuck my coin on a magnet!


I couldn't stand the thought of losing you again.


Ahhhh! I'll save you!


Oh no. [ SIGH ]