03x75 - Whoa, Baby!

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[ BOY GIGGLES ]


[ COUGHING ]


Nice green boogers!


Argh! Having brothers stinks!


Not as much as you!


That's my take-home exam, Robbie!


Oh, well, in that case...


Oops!


AHHHH!


It was an accident.


Just tell your teacher the dog ate it!


We don't have a dog!


Looked in the mirror lately? Woof woof!!


Graaaaaarrrgghhhhhhhhh!


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♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB, GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN


♪ I'M TEEN ♪ TEEN


♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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Hi, guys!


What's up? How's it goin'?


What's with Jen?


Eey, I think it's time for a wax, Jen.


It's not hair!


It's my stupid stepbrothers!


They draw on my face, take my stuff,


booby-trap my room.


I hate boys!


I love boys.


Okay. Who is it now?


Sawyer.


I just wish he would notice me.


Maybe if you had black marker on your face he would!


Hahaha! Robbie and Diego.


I'd recognize their handiwork anywhere!


Oh, no!


I think Sawyer has a girlfriend!


Hey, she looks like me!


That's gotta be good, right?


Yeah, right.


What?


Name one thing that girl has that I don't.


Uh, actually, I can name TWO.


I bumped into Emma on the way over here.


Emma? Y'mean my Mom?


Since when did you start calling her Emma?!


That's her name, isn't it, Emma?


Stop calling her that!


My mom's taking me shopping.


I think she's trying to cheer me up.


Retail therapy always works for me!


I hope so.


I'd better get to work.


Yeah, me too.


Ahem. Hi, can I help you?


Whatcha lookin' at?


See for yourself.


Whoa, baby!


Um, okay. You and I should hang out more often.


I'm not ogling women's chests.


At least not how you think.


Are boobs really that important?


Uh... yeah.


Boobs are one thing I don't have a whole lot of.


Don't listen to Jonesy, Caitlin.


BRAINS are one thing HE doesn't have a whole lot of.


But, Sawyer...


If Sawyer likes girls with big cans, that's his problem not yours.


Hey!


Come on! Where are we going?


To get me some boobs.


Can we come?!


Sit... Whoa!


Boobs are like fries...


never met one I didn't like!


Hey, where's my drink?


Yeah, mine was right here too.


What'd they look like?


I don't know... it was a soda can!


What's the big idea?


I'm collecting cans. For what?


Shaun White is giving away a rad new aluminum deck


to every kid that collects enough tin cans to make a new board.


So how many cans do you need?


Two hundred.



How many you got? Two.


Bra shopping drives me crazy.


Almost as crazy as you are for buying a new bra for Sawyer.


You shouldn't change the way you look for some guy!


I'm not doing it for him, Nikki.


I'm doing it for me,


and I really need your opinion. Fine.


Nah... too pointy.


Too round.


Whoa. Scary.


I think that one's trying to k*ll you.


Whaa! WAY too big!


Perfect!


[ SLOSHING SOUND ]


That sound... It's your bra!


It's a water bra.


Great, so when you're chasing after Sawyer, he'll hear you coming.


Look at this stuff.


It's ridiculous what women put themselves through.


WOMANExcuse me, may I have some help, please?


That sounds like Jen's mom!


It IS Jen's mom!


Hi there, could you help me find a good maternity bra?


A maternity bra?


Lovely, how far along are you?


Almost five months.


Jen's mom is... PREGNANT?!


Come on!


Nice, bra!


You like it? Thanks, Jude!


I can hear your chest, Caitlin.


I don't care. I feel much more sure of myself.


I'm not sure of anything anymore.


How could Jen's mom be pregnant?


Maybe we misunderstood.


She can't be having a baby, can she?


We're about to find out...


Well, hel-lo, ladies!


And I don't mean you girls. I mean THE girls.


What?! Caitlin wanted her chest to get noticed.


So I'm noticing!


Okay I'll deal with your idiocy later.


Right now, we have a question and we want an honest answer.


Is Jen's mom pregnant?


What?! I didn't say anything, I swear!


So she IS pregnant!


But... how?


I think Jen's mom and Jonesy's dad must have done 'it'.


Thanks, Jude. Ugh! Gross!


Why didn't Jen tell us?!


Because she doesn't know.


What?!


The whole family's been sworn to secrecy.


Jen's mom is waiting for the right time to tell her.


Since they're going for lunch, I guess today's the day.


After what her little brothers did this morning


the timing couldn't be worse!


I can't stand them, Mom.


Robbie and Diego drive me nuts!


I know, sweetie, but...


They stuck peas up my nose while I was sleeping.


Peas, Mom!


And drew on my face with black marker.


People think I need a wax!


I HATE having boys in the house!


If there were ANY more BOYS in my life I think I would die!


Sorry... I've been going on and on.


Was there something you wanted to talk to me about?


Um, another time, honey...


I don't see Jen yet...


NIKKIIf you don't stop staring at Caitlin's 'binoculars',


you're going to have to deal with me!


I can't help it. I'm booby-trapped.


I guess my bra was worth the forty-five bucks!


What?! You paid almost fifty bucks for a bra filled with water?


Water bras look the most natural.


Tons of girls have them.


Tons of girls, huh?


Sounds like there's a pretty BIG market for boob enhancements.


One that's just waiting to be FILLED!


Great! So you want to make money off of girls' insecurities?


Nice, Jonesy.


Hey, I wouldn't be me if I didn't at least try.


It is my calling, nay, my civic duty


to provide more affordable breast enhancements


to girls born with underdeveloped chests.


There is no such thing as underdeveloped chests.


Just underdeveloped brains like yours!


Sawyer is soooo cute.


Caitlin, you're supposed to be looking for Jen!


I found her!


She looks good! And no moustache.


Aw, they went shopping at Albatross & Finch.


Lucky duck.


Let me see.


I don't think Jen's mom told her she's pregnant.


Maybe she's happy about it.


Happy that she could be getting another brother?


Hey! You were so right, Cait.


Retail therapy really works.



I told you!


We went for lunch at the Soft Rock Cafe,


though my mom didn't eat very much.


She sorta looks like she's put on a bit of weight.


Then my mom bought me two super cute tops from Huntington's


and Albatross & Finch!


It was so fun having her all to myself.


You mean, you, your mom and the baby.


And the best stores in the entire mall!


Uh, I think I see an empty pop can.


Later!


OWW!


What are your bratty brothers doing here?!


Don't know, don't care.


If I sold fifteen water bras at bucks a piece


I'd make bucks!


Actually, you'd make three hundred.


Even better!


Your mom is driving us home.


But first we're gonna laugh at the dumb lemon-headed girl!


Hey!


I think it's time you put your little brats --


I mean brothers on a leash and take them for a walk.


I'm not going to let them put me in a bad mood.


Good for you, Jen.


OWWW!


Having step-brothers stinks.


Why do I have to be stuck with three?!


Wait till your mom has the BABY.


Then there'll be FOU --


I just scored five more cans


which means now I've got...


seventeen!


My mom is having


a BAAABBBYYYY?!!?


[ BABY WAILS ]


[ CRIES ]


[ JEN SOBBING ]


A double double lemon whip, stat!


I'm SO sorry I didn't tell you about the baby sooner, honey.


I was going to tell you today at lunch.


But the timing just didn't seem right.


You've always been the baby of our family,


and I thought you might be... well, upset.


Can you believe this?!


I know it's a shock.


I was pretty surprised when I heard too, bra.


Oww!


You mean YOU already KNEW?!


Afraid so.


Yup.


Unbelievable!


I thought you'd just gained a bit of weight!


How did this happen?!


Well, I think your mom and Jonesy's dad --


Ow-wwww.


How could you be so irresponsible


as to mix OUR DNA with the Garcias'?!


And what if it's a... BOY?!


I have an ultrasound tomorrow


so we'll find out very shortly.


This is going to be the longest day of my life!


Ahhhhhhh... Owwww!


I'm going to take the boys home.


When I come back we can talk about whatever you want, sweetie.


Awww!


Nice.


I'm a pro with lemons.


Don't worry, Jen.


Having a new sibling won't be so bad.


How would you know, you're an only child!


Which is how I know how lucky you are.


I wish I had a baby brother or sister.


Yeah, look on the bright side, it could be a little sister!


No chance, dude. Boys run in the family.


We're carrying on the Jonesmeister lineage.


What?


I'm psyched for another little brother.


Someone I can mould into a miniature version of me.


This cannot be happening.


I need to know if this baby is a girl or boy now.


I'll be back!


Time to get the boob rolling.


I seriously hope for Jen's sake


that her mother is having a girl.


The 'Jonesmeister' DNA has replicated one too many times.


Hey, if it weren't for the Jonesmeister DNA


you wouldn't have such a great boyfriend.


Yeah, a boyfriend about to market breast enhancements.


I forget how lucky I am!


Good thing I'm here to remind you. Wanna help?


I've gotta go bra shopping and since you are a girl --


Thanks for noticing.


However, I want nothing to do with your booby-brained scheme.


Besides, I've had enough bra shopping for one day.


Bras? I'll help!


Wait, that didn't come out right.


Gotta go find me some more cans.


Teehee...


TIN cans.



[ HEARTY LAUGH ]


I give up.


Make sure you pick extra large bras with pockets.


Pockets?!


For the water balloons!


Too pointy.


Too round.


Whoa. Scary.


Ahhh, a little help, get this off, get it off!


Oof!


Perfect!


Now, should I do the peach eyelet or the pink lace?


I sort of like the mauve.


The mauve is quite nice!


Okay.


We're going to find out if this baby is a boy or a girl now.


I'm going to ask you a few questions, Mom.


Please answer as accurately as possible.


Hold out your hand.


Like this?


Noooo! Holding your hand out palm down means it's a BOY!


Careful, honey...


If I see a vein that looks like a V, you're having a girl.


Please see a V. Please see a V.


YES! There's a V. It's a GIRL!


Now, do you crave salty foods or sweet?


Salty.


What colour is your pee?


Dull yellow or bright yellow?


Um... I'm not sure.


[ MOM PEEING ]


Yes! Definitely bright yellow!


Score another one for a girl!


[ BELCH ]


Shaun White rules!


You know it, bro!


Ah Man!


Care for some extra super spicy salsa with that?


Look, it's metal mouth!


Metal mouth, hmm.


Step off, skater-boy, my braces aren't for sale.


You're the sixth skater who's asked so far!


But I need aluminum for my board, bra!


Think you can hook me up?


Depends, what are you gonna do for me?


Um, I have to go uh, now.


He'll be back.


They all come back!


Okay, which direction does your pillow face?


North or south?


South.


Watcha doin'?


I'm trying to figure out if my mom is having a boy or a girl.


The only thing that's going to tell us


is that you have gone completely nutters.


Jonesy!


Jude, will you fill me another water balloon?


I will for your tin cans.


Hey, I wasn't done yet!


See, this is what Garcia boys do!


What, I'm making an honest living here!


Define "honest."


Here comes Sawyer!


Hi, Sawyer!


He didn't even look at my new bra!


Caitlin, you're beautiful and perfect just the way you are.


Why would you even want some guy ogling your bra?!


That's why you need my patented Jonesmeister's Jugs!


[ SPLASH ]


No one ever listens to me.


Did you say something?


So, how'd it go last night?


Thirty-one points for a boy, thirty for a girl.


I guess I'll have to wait for the ultrasound.


Wow, Jude, you sure have collected a lot of cans.


Went down to the University dorm last night.


They go through A LOT of cans there, bra.


I've gotta get to work. Later!


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[ LAUGH ] [ WOLF WHISTLE ]


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So you ready to try my water bra?


More satisfied customers.


Sawyer had better notice me this time.


Trust me, he will.


You'll knock him dead.


Pretend I'm not even here, dude.


[ BOING-BOING-BOING ]


Hi, Sawyer!


Um, hi. Have we met?


'Cause I would've remembered.


I'm Caitlin.


It's nice to meet you, Caitlin.


I like your breast...


uh, I mean your chest!


Er, I mean you dress.


It's actually a skirt and top.



So would you like to -- WAH, my eye!!


Ohmigosh!


Seeing all the girls in my bras,


I feel like a proud papa.


Sorry.


Oh, no! I must've filled the left balloon with too much water!


Oh no.


Wha-wah-ah!


Ahhhh!


AHHHHHHHH!


Wha-ah-hah!


Jonesy!


What?! I'm just trying to stem the tide!


So I'm assuming that those aren't real?


Wow, you really are as shallow as a puddle!


Hey, you, Jonesy's Jugs guy!


Hey, ladies. Uh, Jonesy?


Oops. Sorry.


We demand a refund!


Sorry, but Jonesy's Jugs don't come with a no-leak guarantee.


Get him, girls!


I deserved that.


Pretty sweet board, dude.


I got my awesome new deck


and no trees were harmed in its making.


Can I take it for a spin?


Ah jee...


Uh, no.


I can't believe I lost my chance with Sawyer.


That idiot?


Any dude who'd pick his girlfriend by her chest-size


is a total light-weight.


What about your quest to help the flat-chested?


Hey, I like boobs as much as the next guy.


Probably even more.


But size doesn't matter.


It's not how I pick my girlfriend.


Gee, thanks.


Since when did you become such a softie?


Probably since he found out he's getting a little... SISTER!


I'm so happy for you!


Me too, Jen.


Congrats! Awesome.


Hey, I can still teach a little sister how to throw, right?


I'll take that as a 'yes'.


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