04x85 - Quit It!

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Have a Khaki day!


Have a Khaki day!


Khaki day!


Here's your flocked hoodie!


Linen capris! Petite line!


Oo, my arms are burning!


[GASP] Stop drop and roll!


Nikki!


Ugh, Where IS she?


[ SNORING ]


Wha - Oh, hey. Break time already?


Have you forgotten that today


is our biggest sale of the year?!


Of course not.


Why do you think I'm hiding back here?


Uh, Chrissy? You okay?


Stupid wooden t*rture device!


Hey! Stop it!


Whoa!


Ugh! k*ll me now.


[ ♪♪♪ ]


[ ♪ ]


♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER ♪


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB


♪ GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


[ ♪ ]


♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


[ ♪ ]


♪ I'M TEEN...


♪ I'M TEEN... ♪ TEEN


[ ♪ ]


♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


[ ♪ ]


I can't wait to get to the Khaki Barn...


sale prices plus Nikki's discount


equals major shoppage!


Awww!


Travis just sent me another picture!


It sucks that he's away training,


but the long-distance thing is kinda romantic!


RMMPH! RRG!


Nikki!


What happened?


Chrissy happened.


Dude, you're a giant sandwich!


Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!


Well... have you learned your lesson?


You know what? I have.


Take your sandwich board and eat it!


I QUIT! [ THEY GASP! ]


I can't believe you quit your job!


I know! I'm free!


No more Chrissy, no more Clones,


no more "EEEEE!"


How will I ever shop there again without your discount?


I'm sure you'll manage somehow.


How will you manage without a job? Oh ya, that.


Burger McFlipsters is hiring.


Thanks, but there's no way I'm working with Wayne.


But I don't think there are job openings


anywhere else in the mall!


Oo! One of those fancy cooking stores


is opening on the rd level.


They're opening a Counter Measures?


You HAVE to apply there!


I dunno...


Me and cooking don't exactly go hand in hand.


DUDES, you gotta come quick!


'Rock Maniac' is in!


Awesome!


What's "Rock Maniac"?


Only the best game ever invented!


You mean that musical abomination


where gamers delude themselves into thinking


they can really play music?


That's the one, bro!


Well, have fun gaming.


I'm gonna go humiliate myself at a cooking store.


I'll come along for moral support.


♪ Wee-wee-wee weaaaaaow! ♪


I'm gonna get a coffee.


Maybe I'll catch up with you later.


Somebody's gotta rock with me, dudes.


You can't play it alone!


Just try to keep me away!


Don't you have a new job to go to? Nope, already fired.


[ JEN INHALES ]


MMM! It smells so GOOD in here!


Ooh, baking tutorials!


I should bake a care package for Travis!


Our two-week anniversary is coming up.



Here goes nothing.


Excuse me, are you still hiring?


We have several openings in the baking department.


But are you sure you're qualified?


Not a bi -- Ow!


Nikki is an amazing baker!


She'll be a model employee.


I personally guarantee it!


Well, we are woefully understaffed.


Here's our handbook.


All employees start on probation.


Okay, this is crazy, I can't --


"We offer staff a stocked lounge, private rest rooms,


"and a starting pay of double minimum wage."


WHAT?! Let's get baking!


Who ordered the colossal organic Sumatra


artisan roast, black?


Me. Me.


Oh! Oh!


I thought I was the only one around here


who liked my beans organic.


If it isn't pure, I go without!


Exactly! I'm Lacey.


And you're cute.


People also call me Wyatt.


Oh no, I gotta go... job interview.


Oh, yeah, me too.


I have to mock my friends while they play rockstar


with little plastic controllers!


You mean that video game? Yuck!


That thing's a crime against music!


That's what I said!


[ THEY GIGGLE ]


Here's my number. Don't lose it.


Thank you, caffeine addiction!


Jude, it's a ghost town in here!


I know, bra!


No people, no stress.


Just uninterrupted gamin' action.


C'mon, less chattin', more rockin'!


'K, who wants to play what?


Lead singer, called it! I was born to be a frontman.


[HIS VOICE ECHOES!] Check it!


Wyatt, just in time!


What can I say, today I am on my game.


Why do you have that goofy smile on your face?


You met someone!


Her name's Lacey.


We both like organic beans.


[VOICE ECHOES!] Wow! Lame!


And she also thinks this video game's a pathetic waste of time.


That's great, Wyatt!


The best couples always have lots in common.


I know it goes against yer penal code or whatever,


but d'you wanna rock the guitar anyway, dude?


Why not. Nothing can bug me right now.


But obviously I'm going to have an unfair advantage.


Caitlin, grab the sticks!


No way!


Drums can cause bulging veins


and unsightly pit stains.


Real drums, maybe.


You'll never break a sweat doing this.


I guess I could try.


Oo, I can watch myself in the gold mirrors!


Uh, those are cymbals.


Whatever! I look good!


Cool, and I'm on bass,


the thinking man's guitar.


Not even gonna touch that one.


So how do we play?


Just watch the screen,


and when the lights come up,


hit the matching button on your controller.


[SARCASTIC] Wow... just like in a REAL band.


[ ERRATIC DRUMBEAT ]


I'm doing it!


Righteous!


Whoa, Jude, nice!


Wyatt, you're up!


[ PLAYS OFF KEY ]


What the -- it's not working!


[ GAME BOOS ]


You gotta stop trying to play it like it's a guitar, dude!


But it IS!


Nah, bro! It's a controller!


Can I try the guitar this time?


It'll really bring out the green in my eyes!


I'm telling you, it's broken.


Lemme set it to auto-drum...


Okay, once more from the top!


[ THEY ALL PLAY WELL ]


What?! Oh, come on!


Eee!


I'm a rock star!


Okay. Baking.


How hard can it be?


[ ♪♪ ROCK ] [ GAME CHEERING ]


I say, what have we here?


A rock and/or roll emulator of some kind?



No, just a way for deluded wannabes


to pretend they have talent.


[VOICE ECHOES] Get ready to bask in my mighty glow!


Like I was saying....


[ ♪♪♪ ]


[high-pitched voice] ROOOCK 'N' ROOOOLL!


IT'S IN MAH SOOOUL... [ GAME BOOS ]


What's up with this thing?


Oh yeah, that's cool!


HEAR MY NAAAAME AND LICK MY FLAAAAME. [GAME BOOS]


Okay, seriously!


[in Heavy Metal voice] ♪ BABY I'M A-DRIIIVIN' YOU INSAAAANE! ♪


♪ GOT MY NUUUUMBER IN YOUR BRAAAAAIN! ♪ [GAME CHEERS]


WHAT?! No fair!


How come he sounds heavy?


Says here the mic is designed to


"enhance your natural singing ability."


Guess you don't have any!


I must buy this game


so I can serenade my spicy little Taco girl all night long.


Sorry, Jedi dude, it's not for sale.


He doesn't mean your copy, Jude.


'Kay, but it's the only one I have.


You only ordered one copy


of the hottest game of the year?


Ya, only need one copy to play it.


But what about selling it to your customers?


Never had any before, bra.


You gotta be kidding! C'mon!


Whoa, easy does it, gamey dudes...


Hi, Wyatt! Lacey!


Nice outfit.


You too!


So I got the job!


Wow, congrats!


Uh, these are my friends...


guys, this is Lacey.


Uh-huh...


Ooh, high score!


Eee!


[high-pitched voice] ROOCK 'N' ROOOOLL -- come on!


They're usually more receptive.


I have to go anyway. My first shift's about to start!


Later!


Hey, Caitlin... is it possible


for a couple to have TOO much in common?


Huh? Oh... no.


Common interests are crucial.


The more the merrier.


If you say so...


[ JEN GRUNTING ]


[CELL PHONE RINGS] Hang on.


Calling to gloat about your awesome new job?


Calling to panic, thanks!


'Cause I'm going to get fired!


Come on, baking isn't that hard.


You're using a mix, right?


What's left of it.


So what do the directions say?


There are directions?


You really don't know how to bake!


Agh! Not the best time to say that! Sorry!


Just stay calm


and tell me what it says on the back of the bag.


"Add cup water, blend until just moist,


"dollop into muffin pan."


[ GUY IN SKIS CRASHES INTO SOMETHING ]


Ow, ow! Gotta go.


Just don't overwork the batter, you'll be fine.


COACHMasterson! Wait... AGH!


♪ You know I just love meat all juicy 'n' red ♪


♪ gonna flip this here burger ♪


♪ 'til one of us is de-ad ♪


♪ mm-hmm, dea-head


♪ yea-ah oo-hoo...


L-L-Lacey? THIS is where you work now?!


You too?! WOW!


I hope they don't have a policy against employees dating!


Unless that's too weird for you.


No, th-th-that's not too weird...


Please don't suck, please don't suck...


Hey, how's it going? You tell me.


Yeeagh!


They're supposed to be our signature "Pun'kin" muffins.


Those are Pun'kins?


I am so fired.


Maybe they taste better than they look.


I'm going in.


Mmm! These aren't half bad!


[ MANAGER MOANING AND GROANING ]


You okay, Marti?


Constipated.


Ugh! Yuck!


Whenever I open a new branch,


our laxative tea barely cuts through.


I thought you said you could bake!


The clock is ticking, Nicole.


Ugh!


[ ♪ ]


Aw, it's from Travis.



I can't wait to send him a special Pun'kin delivery.


Oo, they're ready!


Wow!


Hello, perfection!


How did you DO that?


Better taste one just to be sure.


Ew! Gaah!


But I followed the recipe exactly!


Let's see if I did any better.


Yi! Ugh.


Even worse than last time!


At least yours taste good!


Did you add something to boost the flavour?


You can add stuff?


Hey. This is a Clone free zone!


You work HERE now?


Lucky!


Chrissy's so mean to us now that you're gone!


Yeah, it's SO unfair!


She's treating us like we're you!


Wow, brutal.


I know!


This morning she yelled so hard,


she got a migraine and went home early.


So... who's watching the store now?


Bye!


I've gotta get the hang of it here.


I never wanna go back to that!


Lacey?!


Wyatt! Where ya headed?


Uh... just need to talk to the guys


about... something...


Something like real music?


Great, I'll come too!


Okaaay... heh heh...


[ ♪♪♪ ]


Sorry, bro, like I said about times already,


we don't have any more copies of Rock Maniac.


Hey, guys... you remember Lacey?


Careful with my guitar!


YOUR guitar?


I call her Tinkerbell.


Hey! Not so rough, bub!


NO! There goes my high score.


This blows!


Everyone's a musician now!


[SIGH] No, they're not!


This is what a real musician sounds like.


[ PLAYS ACOUSTIC TUNE ]


[ LACEY STARTS PLAYING EVEN BETTER ]


Hey, keep that racket down,


we're playing music over here!


AGH! I have to go anyway.


See you at work!


Yeah... can't wait.


Okay, seriously, man, I need you to focus for a second.


I'm having a major crisis here with Lacey!


Don't be so neurotic she likes you.


Yeah, too much! Did you SEE her?


Sure, she's got a head, some arms maybe...


C'mon, hurry up, I got some frontin' to do!


AGH! Snap out of it!


Ow! Whoa! You're right!


I almost missed the coin inducing opportunity


right in front of me!


What?


No, I'm talking about Lacey.


If people wanna play so much,


maybe they should PAY so much!


I think that's called extortion.


Not if it's an entrance fee to a tournament!


Who wants in on a Battle of the Rock Maniac Bands?


[ CHEERS AND CLAMORING ]


Who wants to learn how to play real guitar?


[ EVERYONE GOES SILENT ]


It's way cooler...


KIDLoser!


What's with the scarf?


[HUSKY VOICE] Frontman tricks of the trade...


saving my voice and keeping the ol' pipes warm for tonight.


So you can sound like a little girl?


[NORMAL VOICE] NO, I've been practicing!


Now I sound like a young woman.


Hey, Wyatt. Uh... WYATT?


[ PSYCHO STING PLAYS ]


NO WAY! WHOA!


LACEY?


Hey! I got a new song about that video game.


♪ Plastic controls


♪ illusions of sound


♪ You're k*lling real music ♪


♪ with every round...


That's MY new song!


Only... better!


I know!


Later!


Okay, she's CUCKOO!!


NOW you notice?!


I take it all back...


DEFINITELY too much in common!



Seriously, bro, that is creeeepy!


At least she'll be easy to cut loose...


just dump her the way you'd like to be dumped!


Well, it won't be by text.


Or by Jonesy!


Hey, where's Jen?


At Counter Measures again.


She's obsessed with baking pun'kins for Travis!


I should go before she drowns herself


in a bowl of batter.


I'll come along for moral support!


That's what Jen said...


then the sickness began.


Jen, step away from the oven.


But I still need to send Travis


a handmade gift for our anniversary!


You've only been together weeks!


Caitlin, back me up!


Handmade gifts ARE the traditional two-week gesture.


SEE?!


Why not send him these? How bad can they be?


These stupid pun'kins are impossible!


Ugh, my bowels are like concrete.


Nicole, probation's over.


Time for the big test.


Make me a quadruple batch of pun'kins.


It's a shame we don't have more customers


to taste your pun'kins


and rate them on these comment cards.


Oh, you could bring some to the game store.


There's a huge crowd down there!


C'mon, Jen, let's go.


The band could use a drummer!


Yeah, I'll see you guys soon. Good luck!


[ ♪♪♪ ]


Free pun'kins from Counter Measures...


enough for everyone!


Don't forget to fill out the comment card!


[ EVERYONE CLAMORING ]


MMM!DELISH! You DID IT!


That's right, I conquered the pun'kin, YES!


What did you do differently?!


No clue!


But they look and taste right, so I'm not complaining!


Baby, you can bake for me anytime.


We need to talk. We need to talk.


Uh, you first. Uh, you first.


It's over! I love you!


WHAT?! WHAT?!


You're breaking up with me?!


Sorry, I just can't take it anymore!


I'm leaving. I'm leaving.


No, I'M leaving! No, I'M leaving!


AAAAH! AAAAH!


Rockers and rockettes,


welcome to the Gametorium Battle of the Bands!


[ CHEERS ]


For those who love to rock --


and have paid the entry fee,


we salute you!


[DEEP HEAVY METAL VOICE] ♪ Dirty hands on my window pane ♪


♪ Smelly socks and my feet to blame ♪


♪ Loving you is the death of me ♪


♪ Loving rock will set my people free! ♪


♪ Don't be such a shy boy ♪


[ ♪ ]


♪ I'm gonna make you my toy ♪


♪ You're gonna make me cry boy ♪


♪ If you don't say yes... ♪


[ BOOS ]


♪ Mmmmm... since my baby took off ♪


♪ I've got a new place to hang ♪


♪ It's in the mall and down the hall ♪


♪ its door goes clang


♪ I'm in a jail cell baby


♪ I'm in a jail cell


Yeah!


♪ back's so achy


♪ I could cryyyyyyy...


Yeah!


C'mon, Coach,


let's teach these maggots how to play! [ CHEERS ]


Hey... any sign of Lacey? No.


On the downside,


you just missed my first batch of perfect pun'kins!


Oh yeah? Congrats!


Okay guys, we're UP!


[ ♪ ]


Take it, Jen!


[ SHE PLAYS POORLY BUZZER BLASTS ]


Just imagine they're pun'kins!


GRRR! [SHE STARTS PLAYING WELL]


That's it, bra, you got it now!


[ ♪♪♪ ] [ THEY SOUND AWESOME! ]


New high score?! Way to go, Jen!


I don't feel so good...


[ EVERYONE'S STOMACHS GURGLING ]


Keep going, here comes my part!


ROOOCK 'N'-- [FARTS!]


IT'S IN MY -- [FARTS]



AND LICK MY -- [FARTS]


[ THEY ALL START FARTING ]


Uh, I gotta hit the can RIGHT NOW!


Me too! Totally!


[ EVERYONE FARTING ]


Whew!


What was in those muffins?! Oh no!


Whoo! Don't stop now, guys!


[FARTS] Oh, gross!!


[ CROWD CLAMORING AND FARTING ]


Marti, I don't know what happened!


Well, I do.


You put my laxative tea in your pun'kins!


You're FIRED!


UGH! [FARTS]


Any chance I could use the private washroom one last time?


Heh heh? [FARTS]


[ ♪ ]


I still can't believe you put laxative tea in the pun'kins.


Best job EVER and I totally blew it!


Actually, we totally blew it.


But no one's comin' anywhere near my store now.


Thanks, bra!


Ya, thanks for making me reimburse all those entry fees.


Not cool!


So what did you end up making Travis for your anniversary?


A laminated schedule


of romantic things we can do by phone, email, or text.


He's gonna love it.


If you're looking for a job,


Lacey left Burger McFlipster's...


I think it's best I stay away from food service for a while.


Which leaves me just one


horrible, mind-numbing option.


Chrissy? [SIGH]


Don't suppose you're looking for a new employee?


Oh, so now you think you're good enough


to be a Khaki Staffer?


Well, the staff bathroom is off limits to newbies,


and I'm only letting you back


so I can yell at you all day long!


Now, fold those cropped ruffle cardigans,


and if I find a single wrinkle,


I'll make you do the whole shelf again!


[ GIGGLES ]


k*ll me now.