04x89 - Out of this World

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[ GIGGLING ]


Hey. Cute earrings.


I know, right?


Plus, they're total hunk magnets.


[ GIGGLES ]


Maybe I should get a pair.


Ever since Travis and I broke up,


it's like I'm invisible to guys.


Classic Post- Break-Up Syndrome.


You have to stop moping


and get back on that dating horse!


I'm not sure I'm ready for a horse just yet.


Could it be a dating pony?


[ MIXER WHINING HARSHLY ]


Ew, it's making that sound again.


AAH!


My earring!


Your blender!


What do I do?


Well you better tell your boss.


His number's on the emergency contact list.


[ DIALING PHONE ]


[ VOICE ON PHONE ] What!


Uh, hi, it's Caitlin from the Big Squeeze?


The blender's kinda broken.


What!? That thing's state-o-the-art!


How the heck in the majimina flibmima


whatever did it break?!


Uh.. .natural wear and tear.


So can you buy another one?


I ain't made o' money, missy!


FIX it or yer FIRED!


I could get fired?!


How will I shop?


And how will we hang?


If you're not working here, we could lose our table!


Our beautiful table!


Wait, there's a mall repair hotline.


Hello? I've got an urgent repair at the Big Squeeze.


Really?


Oh, great!


The repair guy's already in the food court --


they're going to page him now.


[ PHONE RINGING ]


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[ DEEP VOICE ] You need a blender fixed?


Yeah, but it's kinda messy, so...


you better take your shirt off.


He's so HOT...


[ BOTH ] And so MINE.


WHAT?! WHAT?!


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♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER ♪


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB


♪ GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN...


♪ I'M TEEN... ♪ TEEN


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♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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Here ya go, take one and pass 'em on.


You want us to hand out your resumes?


Papa needs a new gig fast.


I'm down to my last five bucks


but I owe certain people !


"Certain people"?


I kinda bet Little Cody he couldn't eat a whole vat of seafood salad.


Are you nuts?


That guy is HUGE!


So was the vat!


He was this close to total spewage.


Greetings, earth-dudes!


[ ALL LAUGHING ]


Who's stoked to see the coolest D movie of all time EVER?


You're kinda early.


Blue Alien Vortex doesn't premiere 'til tomorrow.


Ya, but if we want smokin' seats


we need to line up today, dudes!


It's just a dorky sci-fi movie.


First of all, it's in D,


so good seats are critical.


Second of all, Blue Alien Vortex isn't dorky


despite Jude's costume.


Seriously, man, only losers dress up like sci-fi characters.


I rest my case.


C'mon, bro's, relax and let your geek flags fly.



I kinda want to date again someday.


Good call.


But you're still gonna line up with me, right dudes?


You know it, brother!


Gotta hit work. I'll be there later.


Nikki! We need your advice.


We both really like the same guy.


I'm the one who called him over.


But I'm the one who really needs


to get back on the dating horse.


Whoa there, filly. Who's the guy?


The mall repairman.


Does he have a name?


[ BOTH ] Uh... Handy Stud?


This is SO not worth fighting over.


True, Caitlin should really back off.


Me? What about YOU?


Okay, okay.


How about you make it a friendly competition?


Whoever he asks out first gets him, fair and square.


No way!


When it comes to flirting, we aren't exactly evenly matched.


That's true. Awww...


So make ground rules.


Like when you talk to him, you can't use hint-words


like date, go out, or crush.


Ooo, and Caitlin can't do her eyelash flutter.


No guy can resist that! What?!


She's right. To keep it fair,


you'll have to wear sunglasses around him.


Then Jen can't talk about sports.


What?!


No fluttering, and no sports.


Deal?


[ BOTH ] Deal.


Bummer, dude.


I thought we were gonna be first in line.


No sweat -- there's at least seats in the D sweet spot.


We're golden!


Oh oh, Little Cody! Hide me!


Dude looks angry, bro.


That's why I need a job pronto.


If you need help, I'm your human!


Don't tell me you're going to be standing behind us


the whole time.


Standing's for chumps.


As for locale, you may lose your place in line,


but nothing's moving me from this spot.


Sweet, dude, we're line buddies!


[ MIXER GRINDING ] Oh no!


Although this DOES give me a reason to call the hotline.


Eeee!


Ya, send the handy stud -- er, handyman


back to the Big Squeeze.


A few hours?


Where is he right now?


Have you seen the mall repair man?


No. Why?


Caitlin and I are competing to see who he'll ask out first.


But I don't stand a chance.


Not with that attitude you don't.


C'mon, you have just as good a chance of winning him over.


You really think so?


Sure. You know, unless Caitlin gets to him first.


AGH! Wyatt!


Shutting up now.


Where are you, Handy Stud?


All done. Perfect.


Sooo perfect...


Oof!


Is that Caitlin with Handy Stud?!


Want binoculars?


Wayne uses them to "hunt foxes."


She must have fake- bumped into him!


Is that even allowed?


Uh, we never made a rule against it.


I am SO sorry.


I can't see where I'm going in these things!


So why are you wearing them?


That is such a good question!


You didn't see that!


Oh! OH! That was WAY out of bounds!


Yeah, she definitely fouled.


Did I really just call a foul on an eyelash flutter?


Your break ended minutes ago!


Are you sure?


'Cause it feels like it just ended minutes ago.


Get back here!


Oh well, duty calls.


Later!


[ GIGGLING ]


So...


Yeah. Bye.


Oh... JENYes!


Is that Jen, with binoculars?


Jen's spying on me?!


That is so LOW!


[ STOMACH GROWLS ]


Tasty snackage, dude.


Some of us came prepared.



And no I will NOT be sharing with you.


M-mm-mm-mmm!


Let the butt- numbing wait begin!


Awesome timing, bro.


I'm gonna go scrounge some vittles.


Wanna come?


Beware... if all of you leave, for any reason,


your spot becomes my spot.


Pfft! Dream on!


A three-man crew means no way we will lose our place in line.


We'll see.


[ PHONE RINGS ] Hello?


Oh, hey, Tim -- but I just finished my shif --


Wayne said what?!


Told Tim Wyatt would do my shift.


Guess that makes you a two-man crew.


I have to go back to work, thanks to you-know-who.


All's fair in love and Vortex!


Don't sweat it, we are so ON this.


nothing could possibly go wrong!


Gotta make a taco run.


You want in? Always!


In the immortal words of the Vortexmaster,


[ MAKING ALIEN NOISES ]


Ahhhhhhhh, good times.


Little Cody!


Mind if I hide in your bag for a minute?


Uh, let's see now, hmmm... nope!


Hey, Cody! Over here!


Yo! Hey!


AGH! Not cool!


Toodle-oo!


Come to papa.


Nikki, Jen is cheating.


I just caught her spying on me!


I guess that makes up for the eyelash flutter.


She told you?!


This is exactly why I need you to spy on her.


What? No way! I'm just the referee.


Exactly!


You should be the one to see her cheat and judge her for it.


Please, Nikki?


PRETTY please?!?


Ugh, not the puppy dog eyes!


Ugh, fine, I'm in. Eee!


Psst! Jude, is Little Cody gone?


All clear.


My number's on the resume, call me!


Think you're in our spot, dude.


Actually, this is MY spot now.


YOUR spot is back there.


Aw, man!


We totally lost our pole position!


Okay.


We'll still get pretty good seats


if we don't lose our spot again.


Not gonna happen, bro.


Next time I get hungry, I'm orderin' in.


What if you need to pee?


Already thought of that.


Nice.


Yes! Whatever the job is, I'll take it!


What's with the measuring ta--


Confirming you'll fit into the official


Blue Alien Mascot costume.


Whoa!


NO WAY am I dressing up like a nerdball loser.


There's gotta be SOME other job out there.


ANY other job!


Time to get proactive.


Hmm.


Okaaay.


[ GRUNTING WITH EFFORT ]


Come ON!


[ GRUNTING MORE ]


Help me, somebody!


Preferably somebody handy!


And hot!


Hang on!


I'll just -- easily lift this not-heavy shelf?


I-I mean -- you saved me!


How'd it break off the wall?


Earthquake?


So...


have you always been so handy?


I guess.


Oh, you...


You like sports? Why do you ask?


Is this a test?


Who put you up to it?!


You work in a sports store.


Right!


Sorry.


I just- can't talk about it right now.


Doctor's orders?


Nikki!


Did Caitlin send you?!


Clearly I'm not cut out for spying.


Eeeee!


Oh yeah, he's SO worth the trouble.



[ BELCHING ] BLUE!


[ BELCHING ] ALIEN!


[ BOTH BELCHING ] VORTEX!


[ LAUGHING ]


Aw, man! What happened?


When I left we were in front of Wayne!


Don't blame me, blame Cody!


can you move a little to the left?


Shh, don't draw Cody's attention!


I think he already saw you.


What makes you say that?


He's standing right beside us.


Where's my money?!


Just a second...


[ SOUND OF ZIPPER ] Here ya go.


Oh, Cody, hi!


Ya, I just need a little more time --


hours, then I start clobberin'!


Then you leave me no choice.


Goooood morning, Alien lovers!


Please welcomethe BLUE ALIEN VORTEXMASTER!


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[ CHEERING AND HOLLERING ]


[ LAUGHING ]


Not cool!


SO not cool!


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Aw, Jonesy, why so blue?


Go ahead, laugh it up.


You won't be when we're sitting in the sweet spot!


WHAT?!


Yup, I convinced the usher to reserve three seats


smack dab in the centre of the theatre for us truly!


Nice! Gnarly!


No!


I know, I'm great.


Plus I made enough upfront to pay Cody back.


Jonester, You ARE the Vortexmaster.


[ MIXER GRINDING ]


I thought "Mr. Handy" Stud fixed that. I know.


I called the hotline again but they said he's booked all week!


How am I supposed to snag him under these conditions?


I'd focus less on snagging studs


and more on not getting fired.


One crisis at a time.


You sent Nikki to spy on me?!


Only 'cause YOU spied on ME! Cheater!


Eyelash flutterer!


That's IT!


This competition is OVER!


WHY?!


You wanna let some unhandy dud tear your friendship apart?


Fine.


But you can do it without me.


I quit!


So... do you think we should stop?


Heck no! That stud is mine!


Not if I see him first!


Yoohoo, Handy, Henry- whatever your name is!


Harry!


Hayden!


Where are you?!


Hey guys, how's it--


[ LAUGHING ]


Great.


Sorry, Sorry, sorry.


Whoo.


Okay.


So, how's day two of the Geek Pride Parade treatin' everyone?


Great!


We were just debating which blue alien is the coolest.


Gotta be Shameno, bro.


He kills his enemies with one flick of the tongue.


But Rufu can see through time.


Geek speak.


I'd rather watch Jen and Caitlin tear each other apart.


Later.


Hey, tell 'em to bring it up here.


Nothin' like a good chick fight.


Uh, that's disrespectful to women.


It's also the closest most of you pillow-kissers


will ever get to a real live girl.


Hey! Whatta jerk!


Pillow hater!


Maybe you should dial it down.


Relax, I'm the freakin' Vortexmaster.


What are they gonna do about it?


Oh, usher?


Your "Vortexmaster" just insulted the entire lineup!


What?!


Whoa! That's not what --


We were having a friendly discussion about pillows.


Gigantoplex employees respect our patrons.


Gimme those boots. You're fired.


You'll have to get back in line like everyone else.


DUDE! WHAT?!


Have you seen that repair guy, Henry?


Heathcliff?


Anyone?


Harley?



Hercules?


Where are you?!


You are SO good at that.


Eeeee!


Eeee hee hee!


[ GROWLING ]


[ SMASHES GLASS WINDOW ] [ SIREN SOUNDS ]


Oops!


Nice.


There won't be any good seats left


by the time we get inside.


If only we had a bud at the front of the line


to let us in.


We do know someone but he's no "bud."


Oh, no no no.


No WAY am I asking Wayne for help.


C'mon, man, if not for me, do it for Jude.


Look at this face.


Do you really want to see him cry?


Only you can take us into the sweet spot...


You both owe me big time.


That's right, off ya go!


Thought you might come crawling back.


Can we join you in line?


That my friend, is gonna cost you.


Say a week of my McFlipster shifts, minus my pay?


WHAT?! You are pure evil!


Take it or leave it, fanboy.


WOOO!


Par-tay!


Okay, this time for real, NONE of us leaves this line,


no matter what!


Ugh, I kinda have to pee.


Wait up, handsome!


Ignore her. I'm yer gal!


Oh ya!?


, desecration of public property!


You sickos are coming with me!


Agh, no!


Nikki, help!


Don't worry, I'll bail you out!


Eventually.


The doors are opening any minute now!


D sweet spot, here we come!


Aw look, the dork squad is bonding.


Hey, bra.


Can you do us a solid and empty this out?


Sure. What's in it?


Our pee.


GAAH!


Whoa! No!


Yikes!


[ GLASS BREAKS ] [ LIQUID SPLASHING ]


EWW!


Wow. Bravo, guys, bravo!


Sweet baby Santa, why?


Do I need to say it?


Oh yeah!


Look, Nikki's here to bail us out!


Ew, what's that smell?


, flagrant tossing of urine.


Ewwww!


You're not maggots, you're savages.


Jar wasn't s'posed to break, dude!


So we're stuck in here?


No one else better snag Hugh.


Forget Horatio.


What about the fact that the blender is still broken?


I'm doomed.


Maybe if we work together, we can fix the blender ourselves.


Really?


But we have to do it before Big Steve calls back


or I'm so fired.


FIRED?


Man, I thought our day was bad.


I just wanted to see Blue Alien Vortex.


How did it go so wrong?


My lady-friend's son wants to see that,


but... sold out.


Aww...


One time offer:


let us out now and you can impress your lady-friend


with three tix to the premiere.


Going... going...


I'll take it!


Gone.


[ CHEERING ]


[ MOANING ]


So I slept on a floor overnight, peed in a jar


and promised to work all Wayne's shifts for free


just so RON could see Blue Alien Vortex?!


Okay, we missed the premiere, but so what?


We can still enjoy the movie!


And when Shameno kills the Vortexmaster...


NEVER saw that coming.


AUGHH!!


"Step - Insert motor into blender."


Motor.


[ GRUNTING WITH EFFORT ]


I can't get it in!



That's it then, I'm fired.


Wait, wait, wait, I see something.


Tweezers.


Tweezers!


Gotcha...


Steady now...


My earring!!


Eee hee hee!


It fits!


Yeah, but does it work?


Please work, please work...


YES! EEE!!


[ PHONE RINGS ]


Hey! Didja fix my blender or are you fired?


All fixed, boss, not to worry.


Then stop yakking on the phone


and GET TO WORK!


I swear, I will NEVER compete with you over a guy again.


Me, neither.


He's all yours.


That's okay, you can have him!


Seriously! Take him!


No problem. Really


You can have him. He's yours.


I don't want him.


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