01x19 - Hip Hop Hoedown

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Fresh b*at Band". Aired: August 24, 2009 – December 7, 2013.*
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01x19 - Hip Hop Hoedown

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- ♪ On guitar ♪

- ♪ Kiki ♪

- ♪ On keyboards ♪

- ♪ Shout ♪

- ♪ On drums ♪

- ♪ Marina ♪

- ♪ And the real mc ♪

- ♪ Twist in the house ♪

All: ♪ get on up ♪

♪ Clap your hands ♪

♪ When you hear the fresh b*at band ♪

♪ Dance and move to our song ♪

♪ Join the band and play along ♪

♪ Get the b*at ♪

♪ Fresh b*at ♪

♪ Feel the b*at ♪

♪ Fresh b*at ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ Fresh ♪

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- ♪ Fresh beats ♪

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ Get the b*at ♪ - ♪ get the b*at ♪

- ♪ The fresh b*at band ♪

[Drumsticks tapping]

- That sounds like marina.

Come in.

All: hi, kiki.

- Ooh, yikes. - Hey.

- Hey, twist.

Hey, marina. Hi, shout.

- What's going on?

Come on!

- Yeah, we got to get ready for the hoedown.

- I can't wait.

We're going to a country music party.

I'm almost ready, guys.

I just have to find my cowgirl boots.

- Oh, hey.

You know what? Allow me.

- Yeah?

- Oh, yeah.

I know you're in there, cowgirl boots.

Yah!

Whoo-hoo!

[Gasping]

[Laughter]

Yah.

Whoo!

Yah!

[Heavy breathing]

Don't worry.

I will find those boots.

Ha, ha!

You're not getting away from me that easy.

[Reel cranking]

Yah!

Wow!

[Laughing]

Oh, man.

Here you go.

- Aw, thanks, twist.

But these are my snow boots,

Not my cowgirl boots.

They have got to be in here somewhere.

I'm sure of it.

- [Laughs]

Uh, kiki?

I just found your boots.

- Really?

Well, where are they?

- The one place you didn't look:

On your feet.

[Laughs]

- Right, there they are.

[Laughs]

- ♪ Check kiki's boots ♪

♪ They make a bumping sound when she jumps up high ♪

♪ And stomps on the ground ♪

- Cool rap, twist.

- Oh, thanks.

I love rhyming words over a good b*at.

- Okay, guys.

I'm ready to go.

But first I think I need to clean up a little bit.

All: yeah.

- Hey, we'll help you, kiki.

- Let's go-go a go-go...

- And whip this room into shape.

[Upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's time to get up and go-go ♪

All: ♪ do the go-go-a-go-go ♪

- ♪ No time to rest up, oh, no ♪

All: ♪ oh-no, got to get up and go-go ♪

♪ It's time to get up and go ♪

♪ Go with the flow ♪

♪ Get up and jump ♪

♪ Jump up and go ♪

♪ Get up now and go-go ♪

♪ Go-go ♪

♪ Ooom bop-a, ooom bop-a ♪

♪ Get up now and go-go ♪

♪ Go-go ♪

♪ Ooom bop-a, ooom bop-a ♪

♪ Get on up now and go-go ♪

♪ No time to waste ♪

♪ We got to get up and go-go ♪

♪ Do the get up and go-go ♪

♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Get up now and go-go ♪

♪ Go-go ♪

♪ Ooom bop-a, ooom bop-a ♪

♪ Get up now and go-go ♪

♪ Go-go ♪

♪ Ooom bop-a, ooom bop-a ♪

♪ Get on up now and go-go ♪

♪ No time to waste ♪

♪ We got to get up and go-go ♪

♪ Do the get up a-go-go ♪

- So what kind of songs

Should we play at the hoedown today?

[Jumping country fiddle]

- A country music song.

♪ ♪

- I just don't know.

- I don't think they heard me.

[Jumping country fiddle]

Country music.

♪ ♪

- Beats me.

I seriously have, like, no ideas.

♪ ♪

- Country music.

[Together] I know.

We'll play a country music song.

- It's a hoedown, after all.

- That's what I've been saying.

♪ ♪

It's a kicking idea, guys.

[Together] thanks.

- Great work, you two.

- Come on, fresh beats.

Let's jam.

- All right.

- Oh, wait.

Guys, I've got a fiddle.

But you're gonna need country music instruments too.

- Oh, yeah, something to give us that sweet hoedown sound.

♪ ♪

[Laughter]

- I know who can help us.

All: reed.

- He'll have all the instruments we need.

- Let's head on over to the good note music store.

- Okay.

[Plucky banjo playing]

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

[Applause]

- Hey, reed.

- What's up, fresh beats?

- Oh, you know, nothing much.

Just getting ready to go to a hoedown!

- Whoo-hoo!

Whoa, I love a big country music dance party.

- Yeah, but first we're gonna need--

- Oh, let me guess.

[Clears throat]

For a hoedown you will need...

[Laughs]

Cowboy hats.

- Ooh, cowboy hats would be awesome.

- Yep.

But first we need instruments.

- Yeah, that was my next guess.

♪ ♪

- Ha, ha.

I've got my fiddle.

- Great.

Kiki's all set.

- Shout, hmm.

I think an accordion would be good for you.

- Oh.

Hey.

It has keys like my keyboard.

- All right.

[Laughter]

- Marina, you can play the drums.

- You've got that right.

[Steady rock drumming]

[Laughter]

- And...

- And I'll play the mix tables.

Heh, heh.

All right.

- Yeah.

- Good to go.

- Then we've all got our instruments.

- Then let's play some country music.

- You got it.

One, two, three, four.

[Bright country music]

- Yee haw!

[Records scratching]

[Music slows]

What's the matter?

Guys, why'd we all stop playing?

- Well, twist--

- That was kind of...

- Scratchy.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Pff, yeah.

Pff, way too scratchy for a song like this.

I should scratch less.

- Yeah.

- How about...

[Quiet scratching]

- Or you could just try something else, twist.

After all, I've got a whole store of instruments

You could try.

- Yeah, I could just, you know,

Play another instrument.

Oh, hey.

Check out that xylophone.

Wow.

Give this guy a try.

[Clashing notes]

♪ ♪

[Laughs]

I'm really sorry, reed.

- That's all right, twist.

I can fix it.

- Hey, how about this concertina?

- Hey, yeah.

I'll just play that.

It doesn't look like it wants to be played.

Man, this whole trying to find a new instrument thing

Is making me bananas.

- Bananas?

Did somebody say "bananas?"

- Well, when you're feeling kind of stuck...

- Sometimes you just got to go...

All: bananas!

- ♪ If you're feeling kind of stuck ♪

♪ And you just can't shake it ♪

♪ You need a fresh new plan ♪

♪ But you just can't make it ♪

♪ Well, don't give up, nuh-uh ♪

♪ Don't you quit ♪

♪ Come on, let loose, do a banana split, yeah ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ We just got to go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Aaaay-yai-yai yai-yai ♪

- ♪ Go a little ♪

- ♪ Ape, sometimes you just can't help it ♪

- ♪ I've got to jump and dance around ♪

♪ I just have to move it ♪

- ♪ I'm a jiggly wild thing, I just can't quit ♪

- ♪ Let's giggle, let's wiggle, let's banana split, yeah ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ We just got to go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

- ♪ Now tell me who's the smoothest fruit rock ♪

♪ In the cool yellow suit? ♪

- ♪ Take the "b" to the "a" to the "n" ♪

- ♪ And bring it back again ♪

- ♪ The "a" to the "n" to the "a" ♪

♪ And I just got to say ♪

- ♪ B-a-n-a-n-a ♪

- ♪ Go bananas, hey ♪

- ♪ Go banana, toe banana, listen to me flow banana ♪

- ♪ "B" banana, "c" banana, hanging in a tree banana ♪

♪ Banana bread, banana said ♪

- ♪ Banana yellow, green, and red ♪

- ♪ Peel banana, feel banana, keeping it real banana ♪

- ♪ Yo banana, go banana, b-a-n-a-n-a, hey ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ We just got to go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

- ♪ Let's go bananas ♪

All: ♪ na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

♪ We just got to go bananas ♪

- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

All: ♪ na-na-na-na-na-na let's go bananas ♪

- [Sighs]

- Feeling better, twist?

- Yeah.

I always feel better when I go bananas.

- Great.

Ready to play some country music?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

I am ready to play with my

Country music mix tables.

Ha, ha!

- I've never heard of country mix tables, twist.

- Well, that's 'cause I just made them up.

But wouldn't it be cool if I made my own mix tables?

Okay, and they're part mix tables

And part bucking bronco horse

Just like the kind you'd see at a real rodeo?

Yee haw!

Okay, and so when I play them,

They'll kick their legs and buck like a bronco horse

And they'll be real country music mix tables.

And I can play country music with them.

[Giggles]

- That would be cool.

Or you could just pick an instrument from reed's store.

- Sure, if you want to do it the easy way.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

You guys keep practicing for the hoedown.

I'm gonna get myself a new instrument.

- Okay. - All righty roo.

Well, when you do,

We're gonna have a boot-scootin'...

- A knee-slapping...

- Caterwauling country good time.

- Yee haw!

- What?

- It's gonna be...

[Together] sweet!

- Oh, yeah, great.

Totally.

Now you're speaking my language.

I'll be right back.

[Upbeat country music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, fresh beats.

[Together] howdy, melody.

- I loved that song.

- Thanks, we're practicing for the hoedown.

- Well, don't stop playing now.

I love country music.

- You got it.

[Upbeat country music]

♪ ♪

- Sweet!

Thanks, reed!

♪ ♪

[Jaunty trombone playing]

♪ ♪

[Crashing]

- [Sighs]

The trombone didn't sound so good, did it?

- No.

It did not go very well with our country music song.

- Gonna need a new instrument.

- Hurry up.

We don't want to keep playing without you.

- Sure, be right back.

♪ ♪

- I'm sorry, reed.

- Oh, that's okay, twist. I can fix it.

- Okay, I'm gonna need a new instrument.

- Ah, um...

- Sweet bagpipes.

This is gonna work.

Yee-hee!

[Blasting bagpipe playing]

♪ ♪

[Laughter]

I'm all out of bagpipe.

No, I'm all out of breath.

- Bagpipes don't really have a country music sound, twist.

- I'm gonna go find something else to play.

See you.

♪ ♪

Sorry.

[Laughs]

A gong!

Ha!

Sweet!

Thanks, reed.

You're the best.

- I think I'm gonna need these.

♪ ♪

- Oh, check this out.

This is gonna be so sweet.

I can hardly wait.

[Gong shimmering]

Hey, reed.

Turns out that the--

Whoo, thanks.

The gong didn't work out either.

- Yeah, well, you don't hear

A lot of gongs in country music, twist!

- You got the--

- I said, "you don't hear a lot of gongs

In country music, twist."

- Right. Yeah, I know.

You're probably right,

But they were playing this really awesome song.

And I want to play country music too.

- All right, well, let's go and join them.

♪ ♪

- Looks like everybody's heading to the hoedown.

- Yeah, we better get going, fresh beats.

- Let's get this country music party started.

- Yeah!

- Yee haw!

- Whoo-hoo!

Howdy, everybody.

All: howdy!

- I can't wait to square dance.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Come on.

Let's play some country music.

- All right.

- Hey, hey, you guys.

Play us all something we can dance to.

- You got it.

- Okay.

- A one, two, three, four!

[Cheerful country music]

Yee haw!

Yahoo!

Hey, that looks fun.

Hey, let me in.

Ha, ha!

Hey, over here.

All right, everybody.

Over here.

No, you go this way.

Wait a minute.

[All grunting]

Sorry.

Looks like we ended up with a big heaping

Country dance mess.

Oh, boy.

All right.

- I think I know what this square dance is missing.

- Well, what's that?

- A square dance caller.

- What's a square dance caller?

- A square dance caller uses words

To tell the dancers what to do.

- And the dancers follow along to what the caller says.

- Yep, and he does it all in rhyme.

- Using words to rhyme.

I do that all the time.

- All right, give it a go, twist.

- Okay.

The caller tells you what to do.

Step and twirl and tap your shoe.

Hey!

That worked.

Okay, grab a partner

And come on down.

Start your dancing and spin around.

Now two-step. Stop.

Then circle to the right.

And hop, hop, hop.

[Laughter]

- Whoo!

That was some mighty fine calling, twist.

- Oh, well, it was easy, really.

Being a square dance caller is a lot like rapping.

- [Laughs]

- [Laughs]

Guys, I think I just thought of something,

And I'm pretty sure it's something big.

Hot diggity doo!

That's what I'm gonna do for the country song.

I'm gonna be the square dance caller.

Yee haw!

[Laughs]

- Hip-hop and pop, that's perfect, twist.

- Yeah!

- Oh, oh.

Oh!

Yee haw!

[Jumping country and hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Now listen on up, everybody ♪

♪ Let me give you the lowdown ♪

♪ On this here hip-hopping hoedown ♪

♪ It's a dance with a country groove ♪

♪ And a caller that's me ♪

♪ To holler out the moves ♪

♪ Do-si-do means dance around ♪

♪ And when I say promenade ♪

♪ That's a walk on down and that's just a few ♪

♪ There's more moves to do ♪

♪ So listen to the caller when I holler for you ♪

All: ♪ make it square ♪

♪ Everybody clap ♪

♪ Everybody feel the b*at ♪

♪ Hear the caller rap ♪

♪ Hold hands and stomp your feet ♪

♪ Call it out whoop and shout ♪

♪ Round the square you made ♪

♪ Can't slow down ♪

♪ 'Cause you're doing a hoedown promenade ♪

♪ Grab a partner ♪

- ♪ Grab a partner ♪

All: ♪ gather round - gather round ♪

All: ♪ once you stop you can't slow down ♪

♪ Yee haw it's a hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ Yee haw it's a hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ Pick up the heels ♪

♪ Tap the toes down ♪

♪ Jump on up jump on up ♪

♪ Jump on up ♪

♪ It's a hip-hop hoedown ♪

- ♪ Yee haw! ♪

- ♪ Cowgirls and b-boys form a line ♪

♪ Listen to the caller and you'll all do fine ♪

♪ Now find your place ♪

♪ And make your square line straight ♪

♪ More dancing on the way amigo ♪

♪ Just you wait ♪

♪ Grab a partner, partner don't you dare be late ♪

♪ We're gonna all hold hands for the circle ♪

♪ Swing your partner round and round ♪

♪ Pick your right foot up and put your left foot down ♪

♪ And lift that big boot stomp the ground ♪

♪ And you got to promenade your partner on down ♪

- ♪ Once you start... ♪

All: ♪ you can't slow down ♪

♪ Yee haw it's a hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ Listen to the caller and get the lowdown ♪

♪ Kick up your heels ♪

♪ Tap your toes down ♪

♪ Jump on up jump on up ♪

♪ Jump on up ♪

♪ It's a hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Now add a little hip or you do a little hop ♪

♪ Swing your partner then pop and lock ♪

♪ Now forget about me for a little while ♪

♪ And keep kicking this funky square dance freestyle ♪

All: ♪ it's a hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Hip-hip hoedown ♪

♪ Call it out ♪

♪ Hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ Whoop and shout ♪

♪ Hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ Stomp your feet ♪

♪ Hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ Dance to the b*at, yeah ♪

♪ Yee haw it's a hip-hop hoedown ♪

♪ Yee haw it's a hip-hop hoedown ♪

[Bright fiddle solo]

♪ ♪

[All whooping]

- That was a real groovy hoedown.

- Thanks, melody.

- Thanks for some hip-hopping square dance calling, twist.

- Well, I couldn't have done it without my friends.

- Aw, thanks, twist.

- ♪ Oh, we sang some songs ♪

♪ And we danced in hay ♪

♪ Played some country music had a rootin' tootin' day ♪

[Laughs]

I mean, a great day.

What a great day.

All: yee haw!

- ♪ It goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Come on ♪

[Together] ♪ la, la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la-la, la-la ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ It was a super way ♪

♪ To spend some time together ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ The very best day ♪

♪ And nothing could be better ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ All the music we'll play ♪

♪ It's always a great day ♪

- ♪ And nothing ♪

[Together] ♪ could be better ♪

♪ Any time we get together ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ It was a super way ♪

♪ To spend some time together ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ The very best day ♪

♪ And nothing could be better ♪

- ♪ We'll sing and we'll play ♪

♪ We'll kick it our way ♪

- ♪ We'll hip-hop ♪

[Together] ♪ and pop ♪

♪ The music party won't stop ♪

[Upbeat hip-hop music]

- Whoo!

- Hey, guys, look.

Together: yee haw!

[Laughter]

Together: yee haw!

♪ ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ It was a super way ♪

♪ To spend some time together ♪

♪ We had a great day ♪

♪ The very best day ♪

♪ With friends it's always better ♪

- ♪ It goes a little something like this ♪

♪ Come on ♪

[Together] ♪ la, la-la-la ♪

♪ La, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la-la, la-la ♪

[Laughter]
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