03x01 - Who Goes There?

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "who goes there?"

Who goes there?!

Oh, it's you.

Hi, it's me, tyrone.

I'm a museum guard.

There's lots of important stuff in museums,

So somebody has to keep it safe,

And that somebody is me.

(Gasps)

Who goes there?!

(Gust of wind)

Hmm...

Looks like this time it's only a leaf,

But next time...

It could be a thief!

That's why a guard always has to be

On guard.

(Flamenco guitar music starts)

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Hey, I'm an art museum security guard ♪

♪ And I love to guard although sometimes it's hard ♪

♪ Yes, I love to guard ♪

♪ And here's the best part

♪ I bravely protect all the world's greatest art ♪

♪ Paintings that are valuable

♪ Precious and rare

♪ Ancient marble statues

♪ They're all right there

♪ Inside a museum, which I bravely protect ♪

♪ So they don't get stolen

♪ Or vandalized or wrecked

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ A museum's safe and sound

♪ With a guard like me around

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ I can spot an art thief anywhere! ♪

Tonight's the big night.

I'm starting my brand new job...

At the museum,

With its big rooms...

Filled with statues...

And paintings!

Who goes there?!

It's me, tasha,

The curator of the museum.

That means I'm the boss.

You must be the new guard.

Yup. Sure am.

I'm a guard, on guard!

Who goes there?

Okay.

Come on, I'll show you around the museum.

Here's the egyptian art room.

Egyptian art. Got it!

Tasha: and here are some of our finest statues.

Tyrone: impressive.

Tasha: the oil painting room.

Tyrone: very colorful.

Let me guess...

Greek art?

Tasha: exactly.

Tasha: finally!

We're getting this room ready

For a new exhibit.

So please, keep it extra clean.

Extra clean. No problem!

Tasha: that's it. Just remember:

Nothing is to be touched,

Moved, broken,

Or messed up in any way.

Don't worry, curator tasha,

Everything'll be just the way you left it.

Excellent!

I'm going home,

And I'll see you in the morning.

Good night.

Well, better do my rounds

And make sure the museum is safe and sound.

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Now I'm on guard and I feel all right ♪

♪ Gotta keep my eyes open, stay alert all night ♪

♪ 'Cause if there's any thieves ♪

♪ In this ol' museum

♪ I'll have to chase 'em down

♪ So I need to see 'em

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Look at all this ancient, valuable stuff! ♪

♪ I must protect it all so I gotta be tough ♪

♪ I gotta stay awake and I gotta stay alert ♪

♪ With my security badge on my security shirt ♪

♪ But they don't have a chance ♪

♪ When I'm on the job

♪ 'Cause I know how to chase them off ♪

♪ Yessiree bob!

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ Who goes, who goes there? ♪

♪ Everything is safe and sound

♪ With a guard like me around

♪ Who goes there? Who goes there? ♪

♪ I can spot an art thief anywhere ♪

Well, everything looks safe and sound to me.

But I must stay alert!

And awake,

And always...

(Yawns) on guard.

(Snores)

It's time!

Chaaarge!

Lady uniqua!

(Yawns)

Why good evening, general pablo.

Is it time?

Yes, ma'am. It's time.

Pablo and uniqua: austicles!

Is it time?

Both: it's time!

(Clears throat)

And now, a poem,

From me, austicles,

Famous greek poet.

(Recites poem) "night is better than the day,

'Cause night is when we get to play!"

(Applauding)

Thank you, thank you,

Thank you.

All: (cheer) yippee! Let's go! All right!

(Laughing)

Do you think that new guard

Might catch us?

(Snores)

All: (laugh)

Yeah right! Good one.

No one's caught us yet!

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's play!

Yeah!

I'm tired of hanging around.

Me too! You said it!

Uniqua: ♪ tired of hanging around

Pablo and austin: ♪ tired of hanging around

♪ I'm still all day, now I gotta play ♪

♪ I'm tired of hanging around

♪ I'm tired of standing around

Austin and uniqua: ♪ tired of standing around

Pablo: ♪ the public's gone and the party is on! ♪

♪ I'm tired of standing around

♪ I've been posing in this pose ♪

♪ Since

♪ It's great being part of famous art ♪

♪ But it gets boring too

♪ I've hung in that gallery ♪

♪ A hundred years or more ♪

♪ My beauty is immortal

♪ But my neck gets kind of sore ♪

♪ I've spent two millennia

♪ Reclining on that pot

♪ Yes, that means two thousand years ♪

♪ And yes, that is a lot ♪

♪ I'm tired of laying around

♪ Tired of laying around

♪ Life on a vase has a slow pace ♪

♪ I'm tired of hanging around

♪ We stand all day in artful poses ♪

♪ Never stretch or scratch our noses ♪

♪ But when it's night, this place closes ♪

All: ♪ say bye-bye to the daytime crowd ♪

♪ Time to get busy, time to get loud! ♪

♪ Tired of laying around

♪ Tired of standing around

♪ Come on, boys, let's make some noise ♪

All: ♪ tired of hanging around!

♪ We're tired of laying around

♪ Tired of standing around

♪ We're gonna make this whole place shake ♪

All: ♪ tired of hanging around!

Yoo-hoo! General!

Ma'am?

I do declare: you're it.

Austin and pablo: (giggles)

All: (laugh)

Oof!

(Groans)

Oops!

(Sarcophagus rumbles and thuds)

Uniqua oh no!

(Thudding and rumbling)

(Security alarm buzzes)

Whoa! Oof!

All: (gasp)

Hurry, troops! Stand 'em back up!

All: (grunts of effort)

I'm awake! I'm on guard!

Who... Who goes there?

A leaf? I mean a thief?!

All: phew!

Tyrone: who goes there?!

Uniqua: (gasps) it's the guard!

Pablo: troops, hide! On the double!

I know someone's in here.

A-ha! I caught you!

Hmmm...

Just a bunch of statues.

Carry on.

Phew! That was close!

Sure was.

Austicles! You're... It!

Austin: hey!

Get back here!

All: (giggling and laughing)

Uniqua: (gasps)

Pablo: shhh!

All: (muffled giggles)

What? I here something!

Who goes there?

Uniqua: I'm gonna get you!

Austin: that's what you think.

All: (giggling and laughing)

Tyrone: who goes there?!

Pablo: hold up, troops!

Here comes trouble.

Where to?

Tyrone: who goes there?

I know.

Let's hide in here.

All: (grunts of effort)

(Picture creaks)

All: whoa!

I heard that!

Okay, who goes there?!

Austin: ahh...

Ahh...

What's wrong, austicles?

Don't be mad. Forgive me, please,

But flowers, see,

They make me sneeze.

Uniqua and pablo: what?!

Ah-ah-ahhh...

Let's get away from these flowers.

(Picture creaks and thuds)

Who goes there?!

(Hushed voice) oh no! More flowers!

(Sniffles)

Ah... Ahh...

Ahhh...

He's gonna blow!

(Stifled sneeze)

Hmm...

That's one weird-looking painting.

Hey! Wait a minute.

Weren't they just over there?

Guess I'm just seeing things.

All: (sighs of relief)

(Sneezes)

Gesundheit!

Austin: thank you. Oops.

Wait! Who said that?

Wasn't me.

Yeah, it wasn't him.

(Gasps)

That painting...

It's talking!

Uniqua: sorry, we'd love to hang around and chat...

But we've gotta run.

Wait! Stop!

You're the art.

Charmed.

You're not supposed to move,

Or talk...

Or sneeze!

Ah, but we do.

See ya!

All: (giggle)

Oh, by the way,

You're it!

(Giggling)

I can't believe it!

The art is on the loose!

♪ Now I get what's going on

♪ On the loose, the art is on the loose! ♪

♪ Nothing's stolen, nothing gone ♪

♪ On the loose, the art is on the loose! ♪

♪ There are no thieves in this museum ♪

Statues: ♪ on the loose, we are on the loose ♪

♪ And that's how come I didn't see 'em ♪

Statues: ♪ on the loose, we are on the loose ♪

♪ But now that ancient statue guy ♪

♪ Is dashing down the hall

♪ And that old painted mademoiselle ♪

♪ Has come down off the wall ♪

♪ When things aren't where they're supposed to be ♪

Pablo, austin and uniqua: ♪ on the loose, we are on the loose ♪

♪ You know who gets in trouble? ♪

♪ Me!

Pablo, austin and uniqua: ♪ on the loose, we are on the loose ♪

♪ I've got one job, to keep this place ♪

♪ In order and secure

♪ If that curator saw this mess ♪

♪ She'd fire me for sure!

♪ I better make them stop right now ♪

Pablo, austin and uniqua: ♪ on the loose, we are on the loose ♪

Tyrone: ♪ at this point I'm not sure how ♪

Pablo, austin and uniqua: ♪ on the loose, the art is on the loose ♪

♪ I'll fix this, or there's no excuse ♪

♪ I can't be sluggish or obtuse ♪

♪ I'll stop this art that's on the loose ♪

♪ Gotta stop the art on the loose ♪

♪ Oh yeah, gotta stop the art on the loose ♪

Pablo: troops, into the painting!

Tyrone: the painting? No, come back!

Whoaaa!

Austin, pablo and uniqua: (grunt)

Tyrone: oof!

He's in the painting!

Huh? I'm in the painting?!

Whoa!

You're in the painting!

I feel like fainting.

I'm a museum guard!

I'm not supposed to be in a painting!

Come on, let's ride!

Tyrone: h'ya! Ahh! Whoa!

Pablo: see ya later!

Tyrone come on, horsey! Whoa!

All: weeeeee!

There are no horses allowed in a museum!

Ahhh!

Noooooo!

Pablo: onward!

Uniqua: hy'a, horse! H'ya!

Tyrone: ahhhhhhhh!

Austin, pablo and uniqua: (giggle)

Tyrone: hey, you art, come back here.

Austin: oops!

Tyrone: whoooooa!

Austin: he's right behind us!

Uniqua: h'ya!

Run, horse, run!

Tyrone: whooooaaa!

Aaahhhhhhh!

Ugh!

Austin, pablo and uniqua: (giggling)

Hey!

(Horse whinnies)

Pablo: dismount!

Uniqua: come, let's hide in there.

Where'd they go?

Where'd they go?

Austin, pablo and uniqua: (giggling and laughing)

Oh no.

We're getting this room ready

For a new exhibit.

So please, keep it extra clean.

(Voice echoes) extra clean... Extra clean...

Nooooo!

Come on, you guys!

Enough is enough!

You can't catch us.

Oh yeah?

(Lock clicks shut)

All: uh oh.

All: ohhh... (Leaping efforts)

(Laugh)

Aw, man!

Now what am I gonna do?

Hmm...

Good one.

We've won again!

He can't get us in here.

Who's bad?

Tyrone: so...

I'm still it, huh?

All: look out! Duck!

Ooh! Ahh!

It's paint!

He's trying to paint us!

Take cover!

All: come on! Over here! This way! Hurry!

Wait a minute! Look around.

There's no place to hide!

All: ahhhh!

Ugh! Ew!

(Paint splats)

♪ Splat! Dribble!

♪ Split! Splat! Splot!

♪ The paint is flying everywhere ♪

♪ And there's an awful lot ♪

♪ That guard has got the brush ♪

♪ He's making such a mess

♪ He wants to paint a trap for us ♪

♪ That's what I would guess ♪

Austin: ♪ split up!

♪ Splat! Dribble!

♪ Slip, slap, slop!

♪ It's raining reds and blues in here ♪

♪ When's it going to stop

♪ Better keep moving

♪ Before the paint is dry ♪

♪ He's really rather clever

♪ This security guy

Pablo and uniqua: he's not done! Watch out!

♪ Splat! Dribble!

♪ Splat, splort, splart! ♪

♪ I'd say that for an amateur ♪

♪ I'm pretty good at art

Uniqua: ♪ his shading isn't subtle

♪ His line is kind of weak

Tyrone: ♪ but my bold use of color

♪ Is daring and unique

♪♪

♪ Splat! Dribble!

♪ Drip, drop, drip!

♪ We've gotta keep on moving

♪ Give this guy the slip

♪ You think he's getting tired ♪

♪ You think he's getting faint ♪

♪ No, but even better

♪ He's running out of paint

♪♪

Pablo: think he's getting tired?

Uniqua: nope. Duck!

♪ Splat! Dribble!

♪ Drip, drop, drip!

♪ Drip, drop, dribble!

♪ Drip, drip, splat!

That's it, I give up.

I can't get you. You're too good.

All: yay! Woo hoo! Yeah!

Pablo: that was great!

Not even a drop on my umbrella!

All: (laugh)

(Deep sigh)

Hey, what's the matter, mr. Museum guard?

Oh, I'm in big trouble.

How come?

I got paint everywhere,

You guys are running around,

And the entire museum is a mess.

(Horse whickers, hooves clop)

(Sighs)

I'm gonna lose my job.

Oh, no you won't.

We'll get this place cleaned up

In no time!

You will?!

Sure. We're done playing.

At least until tomorrow night.

Attention!

Troops, clean up!

March! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! (Flamenco music begins)

♪♪

That's everything.

We'd better get back to our places.

Tasha: yoo-hoo?

Museum guard!

I'm here!

(Gasps)

Oh, there you are.

I expect that everything

Is just the way I left it?

Uh... Yeah. Pretty much.

Pretty much?

Hey, why is the door to this room open?

Uh...

Tasha: (gasps)

(Gasps)

Did you do this?

Yes, but I can explain.

You don't have to explain a thing.

This is beautiful!

It... It is?

Yes.

And I'm gonna hang it in the museum.

All: yay! Awesome!

Go guard! Great job!

Ahhh! Who's that?

Oh, that's some of the art.

Apparently they talk and walk around

And stuff.

Ahhh!

Oh, curator tasha,

There's no need to run in fright.

Very strange things

Happen in museums in the night.

But when the daylight comes,

We always go right back.

Now won't you come and join us

For a little snack?

Um...

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, good! Come.

Tea and crumpets at my house!

Oh, and tasha?

You're it!

All: (giggling and laughing)

Austin: we're on the loose!

Tasha: let's go!

Pablo: charge!

All: (giggling and laughing)

(Laughing)

Tyrone: that was an excellent museum adventure,

Don't you think?

You bet!

Sure was.

Yes! Uh huh.

♪ We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time when we're back ♪

♪ With your friends, the backyardigans ♪

Uniqua: see ya!

Pablo: see ya next time!

Austin: later!

Tasha: see ya!

Tyrone: see you soon!

Tyrone: who goes there?! (Laughs)