03x04 - Fly Girl

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "flygirl"

Uniqua: vrrroooom!

Vroom!

Vrooooom!

Coming in for a landing!

[Mimics plane rotor sputtering]

Hiya! I'm pilot uniqua.

I fly all around the world in my plane.

My job? To deliver...

[Plays note]

Mi-mi-mi-mi-miii!

♪ Singing telegrams!

A singing telegram is a singing message

To make you smile!

Because that's what a singing telegram

Is supposed to do!

♪ A singing telegram

♪ I'll sing it really well

♪ A singing telegram

♪ From the folks who think you're swell ♪

♪ My plane will get it there today ♪

♪ No matter where you dwell

♪ A singing telegram

♪ From the folks who think you're swell ♪

And if you don't know what a telegram is,

I'll tell ya!

♪ It's a special kind of message ♪

♪ That people sometimes send

♪ They send that special message ♪

♪ To a relative or friend

♪ It makes the friend feel better ♪

♪ If something's going wrong

♪ It helps to know that someone cares ♪

♪ To send a special song

♪ A singing telegram

♪ The service I do well

♪ A singing telegram

♪ From the folks who think you're swell ♪

♪ I bring a friendly message

♪ I sing nice, I don't yell ♪

♪ A singing telegram

♪ From the folks who think you're swell ♪

No time to waste!

I've got singing telegrams to deliver

All over the world!

So let's get going,

To the airport...

Vroom!

With its long runways,

And big airplane hangar,

And my nifty little airplane!

[Bell dings]

Hear that?

That means a telegram is coming in!

[Telegram printer keys clack]

Golly! I have to deliver...

♪ A singing telegram!

To one pirate captain moody!

[Engine revs and rumbles]

Captain moody sure sounds swell.

'Course, sometimes pirates can be kinda grumpy.

But I'm sure this pirate is a real peeeeeach!

[Seagulls cry]

Arr! It's not easy to keep a pirate ship clean.

But if there's anyone that can do it...

It's me, pirate captain moody!

♪ I'm a little different

♪ From most pirates that you've seen ♪

♪ There's one thing I love most of all ♪

♪ And that's a ship that's sparkling clean ♪

♪ Clean, clean, clean, my ship must be clean ♪

♪ Completely spic and span

♪ But for lots of random reasons ♪

♪ It never truly can

♪ 'Cuz the wind and the rain

♪ And the salt and the dirt

♪ They make my ship all messy

♪ And wrinkle up my shirt

♪ The seagulls drop their droppings ♪

♪ The mess hall is a mess

♪ Barnacles have spoiled my hull ♪

♪ With stinky stickiness!

♪ Clean clean clean, my ship must be clean ♪

♪ But that's a tough job out at sea ♪

♪ Clean clean clean, my ship must be clean ♪

♪ But I'm the cleaning crew, you see ♪

♪ So I'm cross and I'm grumpy ♪

♪ And grumbly and mean

♪ When seas are rough it's tough to be clean ♪

♪ Clean, clean!

Now, that's about the cleanest ship

I ever did see!

[Engine rumbles]

Aha!

Captain moody's pirate ship.

I'm going in for a landing.

[Plane rumbles as it descends]

Mr. Pirate captain moody?

[Splash]

Whoops!

[Bucket clatters, water sloshes]

Pablo: shiver me timbers!

You're messing up me clean deck.

Oh, hi. I'm pilot uniqua.

Arr! You're making footprints on me deck!

Oh. Sorry.

Me deck! Get off me deck!

Look, I'm not on the deck anymore!

So, anyway, I'm here to-

Arr! Now you're leavin' fingerprints

On me perfectly polished mast!

Uh-oh.

Pablo: no! Don't do that!

Get down! Do you hear me?!

Get down from there!

Get down this minute!

Uniqua: yikes!

[Grunt of effort]

Get down from there!

Well, here goes nothin'!

[Grunt of effort]

Weeeeee!

Woo-hooo!

[Gasps]

Arr! I just ironed that sail!

Get down from there! You're ruining me sail!

[Thud]

[Thud]

You messed up my perfectly clean ship,

So...

Uniqua: [gasps]

You must walk the plank!

Uniqua: yikes!

No time to waste.

Listen, mister, I'm here to deliver...

[Plays note]

Huh?

♪ Mi-mi-mi-mi-miii!

♪ A singing telegram!

♪ It really doesn't matter ♪

♪ What shape your ship is in ♪

♪ Cleaning up is easy when you wear a grin ♪

♪ A singing telegram

♪ I sing it really well ♪

♪ A singing telegram

♪ From the folks who think you're swell ♪

♪ Mi, mi, mi, miii

♪ So smile

♪ Won't you smile

♪ Come on

♪ It's time to smile

♪ Avast, ahoy, me hearty

♪ Your life would be a party if you'd smile ♪

♪ If you'd smile

♪ If you'd smile!

So? What'd you think?

[Gulps]

Arr! Stay right there!

Uh oh, he didn't smile!

I guess he didn't like my singing telegram.

I better get out of here!

Arr! That was the nicest, sweetest song I ever heard.

It sure made me happy,

And now that I found this...

[Plays note]

I can sing thank you.

[Plane engine rumbles suddenly]

Huh?

Oh no! She's leaving before I could say thank you!

[Plane rumbles away]

Wait! Come back!

You can't leave yet!

I didn't get to thank you!

That looks like one angry pirate!

[Plane rumbles off]

Arr! I'm gonna find that pilot,

No matter how long it takes me!

And when I find her...

I'm gonna... Thank her.

[Bell dings] [telegram printer keys clack]

Ah swell, a new telegram!

Sure hope I can get a smile out of this one.

Wow! Looks like we're headed to india

To see the maharani tasha.

A maharani is a queen,

So I'm sure she'll be really niiiiice!

[Bird sings]

Shhhhh!

You're making too much noise.

[Bird sings]

Please, be quiet!

[Bird sings loudly]

Silence!

[Sighs]

Peace and quiet at last.

Just how this maharani likes it.

[Plane engine rumbles nearby]

What's that?

Golly, I think this is it!

I'm going in for a landing.

[Plane rumbles loudly]

[Engine clatters to a stop]

Here I go!

I'm gonna try to surprise the maharani.

That sure would be swell!

Surprise!

Aaaah!

Hi!

Maharani tasha I presume?

Shhh! Lower your voice.

Oops. Sorry. See, i-

Tasha: shush!

Quiet!

Well, see, I was just, um-

Silence!

Yikes! Oof!

[Pillar clanks against other pillars]

[Gasps]

[Loud booms as the pillars fall]

Ahhh!

[Loud thud]

You make too much noise.

Gee wilikers, your maharaniness.

[Tiles crumble]

[Gasp] wait, but-

No buts!

I must have peace and quiet.

So I'm going to put you in my...

Chamber of silence.

[Lever cranks, tiles rumble as they retract]

This isn't going the way I'd hoped.

Better deliver my telegram,

And make it snappy!

I'm here to deliver you...

♪ Mi-mi-mi-mi-miii!

[Plays note]

♪ A singing telegram!

♪ Princess, please don't grumble ♪

♪ About every single sound

♪ Pretty noises, like this song, ♪

♪ Are nice to be around

♪ A singing telegram

♪ I sing it really well

♪ A singing telegram

♪ From the folks who think you're swell ♪

♪ Mi, mi, mi, miii

♪ So smile

♪ Won't you smile

♪ Come on

♪ It's time to smile

♪ Don't be mean and screechy ♪

♪ Life would be just peachy if you'd smile, ♪

♪ If you'd smile

♪ If you'd smile!

So? What'd you think?

Silence!

Stay right there!

Golly!

She looks pretty mad.

I better get out of here

And quietly.

[Plays note]

♪ Thank you!

Hey, where'd she go?

I wanted to say thank you for that lovely song

She sang to me.

I just had to find this.

[Plays note]

Uniqua: phew! Made it.

But I didn't make her smile either.

Shucks!

I think I'm losing my touch.

Aaarrr!

Ahh! Captain moody?!

What're you doing here?

I told ya' I'd chase ya down!

There you are!

You're not going anywhere!

Uh...

Captain moody, meet maharani tasha.

You guys have a lot in common.

Pleased to meet ya!

Likewise.

[Plane engine rumbles]

[Gasps]

Hey!

Tasha: she's getting away!

Pablo: stop!

Tasha: you can't leave!

Pablo: come back here at once!

You chasin' that pilot, too?

Yep.

Say, are you captain moody?

I hear you're the grumpiest person

On the seven seas.

Aye, I am moody.

I've heard of you too.

You're the grumpiest person on dry land.

I am pretty grumpy.

♪ And ornery, too

♪ Do you hardly ever smile? ♪

♪ Only once in a while ♪

♪ Do you usually frown? ♪

♪ Yep, my mouth's always down ♪

♪ Would you say that you're a grump? ♪

♪ From my head down to my rump ♪

♪ Well, it's great to meet a grump like you ♪

Likewise!

Pablo and tasha: ♪ it's great, it's great

♪ To meet a grump like you

♪ I thought I was the only one ♪

♪ But now we're two!

♪ Bet there's grump activities ♪

♪ We grumps could do

Tasha and pablo: ♪ it's great

♪ It's great to meet a grump like you ♪

♪ Folks always tell ya

♪ You got a bad temper?

♪ Only every morning and every night ♪

♪ Do you stomp around a bit ♪

♪ And yell really loud?

♪ At least once a day

♪ Or I don't feel right

♪ Are you hardly ever nice? ♪

♪ I've tried it once or twice ♪

♪ Are you usually mean?

♪ That's the way I've always been ♪

♪ You're as grumpy as me

♪ It's the only way to be

♪ Sure is great to meet a grump like you! ♪

Aw yeah!

Pablo and tasha: ♪ it's great, it's great

♪ To meet a grump like you

♪ I used to be a lonely grump ♪

♪ Guess what me too! ♪

♪ Think there might be more of us? ♪

♪ There's gotta be a few ♪

Tasha and pablo: ♪ it's great

♪ It's great to meet a grump like you ♪

♪ It's great to meet a grump like you! ♪

I think I smiled.

I think I did, too.

We'd better get moving

Or we'll never catch pilot uniqua.

Tasha: I'm right behind you.

[Plane rumbles]

I got away from those grumps

Just in the nick of time!

[Bell dings] [telegram printer keys clack]

Well, that's swell!

Another telegram to deliver!

Maybe this time I'll get someone to smile.

[Gasps]

Well, gosh...

This telegram is for the abominable snowman!

It'd be great to make him smile.

Why, I bet he's just a big ol' fuzzy

Sweetie-piiiieee!

Grrr!

Grrrr!

Finally!

Abominable snowman shovel

And shovel all day!

And now the path is finished!

Grrr.

There's the mountain!

But where am I gonna land?

Well, here goes nothing!

[Plane roars]

Grrr?

[Engine rumbles loudly]

Ahh! Oof!

[Plane skids about]

[Engine clatters slowly to a halt]

Grrrr!

[Gasps]

My path!

Grrr.

Hello!

Hello? Mr. Snowman?

Mr. Abominable snowman?

Grrrrrrr...

Hi. I just dropped in-

[Guttural yell]

I spend days digging path to my cave.

Oh really? Well...

You ruin it!

Sorry. I didn't mean to.

Ahhh!

Go away!

Uniqua: yikes!

Get off my mountain!

But-but-but I'm here to-

Grrr!

Grrr!

On second thought, how about I sing now

And explain later. [Plays note]

♪ Mi-mi-mi-miii!

♪ So smile

♪ Won't you smile

♪ Come on

♪ It's time to smile

♪ Abominable bu-buddy

♪ Folks won't think you're nutty ♪

♪ If you'd smile, if you'd smile, ♪

♪ If you'd smiiiiile!

So? What'd you think?

Grrrr! Stay right there!

Golly gee, doesn't anyone smile anymore?

[Plane creaks]

Whoa! Uh oh.

[Plane creaks as it slide]

Aaahhhhhhhhhh!

Oof!

Whew!

That was unusual.

[Plane engine sputters and revs]

Hey! Where's she go?

I wanted to say thank you for the nice song!

But I had to find this first.

[Plays note]

Oh, grrr!

I wonder where she went?

[Plane rumbles and roars by]

There she is!

Grrr!

Wait!

Come back here!

Tasha: she's getting away!

Pablo: wait! Come back!

Hey!

Grrr?

Mr. Abominable snowman,

Meet maharani tasha,

And pirate captain moody.

Heard a lot about you.

A pleasure.

Hi there!

Grrr!

Come back here!

Pablo: arr! Come back here.

Tasha: wait! Come back!

Gosh. They all look pretty mad.

I didn't make anyone smile today.

Maybe my singing telegrams aren't so swell after all.

Well,

Maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow.

[Plane rumbles off]

Tasha and pablo: wait! Come back!

[Engine whirs]

[Engine clatters to a halt]

Home sweet home!

Tasha and pablo: there she is! Arrrr!

Grrrr!

Ahhh!

What're they doing here?!

Tyrone: wait!

Pablo: come back!

Tasha: don't run!

All: mi-mi-mi-miii! Ar-ar-arrr! Gr-gr-grrr!

Huh?

We have a singing telegram for you, matey.

♪ Thank you

♪ We just want to say thank you ♪

♪ We're not mad, we're glad ♪

♪ And we want to say thank you ♪

♪ Thank you for the way

♪ You brightened up our day

♪ With the lovely song you sang ♪

♪ Very nicely, I should say ♪

♪ Thanks for flying in

♪ And making us grin

♪ 'Cause it really got us out ♪

♪ Of the rut that we were in ♪

♪ Thank you

♪ We just want to say thank you ♪

♪ It's neat how you're so sweet ♪

♪ So we want to say thank you ♪

♪ Thank you for the dance ♪

♪ And thank you for the song ♪

♪ First I didn't like it

♪ But jeepers I was wrong

♪ Thanks for trying hard

♪ To get the message through

♪ Our sunny happy attitude

♪ Is all because of you so... ♪

All: ♪ thank you

♪ Did we mention that we thank you ♪

♪ T-h-a-n-k y-o-u

♪ Thank you!

♪♪

Thank you! This is fun!

Thanks for makin' it your mission

To cheer us up.

We sure needed it.

Well, that's my job!

And thank you for cheering me up, too.

[Stomach growls]

Wanna come to my house for some chocolate pudding?

Sounds good to me.

Me, too.

Snack! All right!

Tyrone and pablo: grrrr! Arrrr!

All: [giggle]

Uniqua: gee wilikers!

All: [giggle and laugh]

That was an excellent singing telegram adventure,

Don't you think?

It sure was.

Yeah!

Uh-huh.

♪ We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time when we're back ♪

♪ With your friends, the backyardigans ♪

Pablo: see ya.

Tyrone: see you later.

Tasha: see you next time.

Uniqua: later.

Uniqua: ♪ mi-mi-mi-mi-miii!