03x06 - Chichen-Itza Pizza

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends,

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "chichen-itza pizza"

Tasha: pizza!

Uniqua: pizza!

Get your hot pizza here!

Get your fresh hot pizza!

Get your hot pizza here!

Hi!

We're pizza makers.

If you want pizza,

You've come to the right place!

Our fantastic pizza shop in...

Uniqua,

Where is our pizza shop, anyway?

Um... What about the himalayan mountains?

&Quot;welcome to himalaya pizza!&Quot;

I don't know.

I think we need something...

Catchier.

What about... &Quot;pacific ocean pizza:

The best pizza on the seven seas!&Quot;

Hmm. Better,

But not quite.

What about... Chichen-itza pizza?

Chicha-what?

Chichen-itza.

It's a really old city in mexico.

Hey, I like that.

Welcome to chichen-itza pizza!

We make the most delicious...

Crusty, cheesy, tomato-y pizza ever!

And...

Both: we deliver!

♪ If you're looking for an ancient mayan treat ♪

♪ And you want a slice of something that is ♪

♪ Hard to b*at

♪ We say hurry, don't delay ♪

♪ Call our number right away ♪

Both: ♪ chichen-itza pizza!

♪ We deliver!

♪ So you're hungry for a satisfying snack ♪

♪ We guarantee that you will want to call us back ♪

♪ There's no need to leave your home ♪

♪ Just push the buttons on your phone ♪

Both: ♪ chichen-itza pizza!

♪ We deliver!

(Shouting) sausage! Onions!

Pineapple, mushrooms, cheese!

♪ Garlic from guatemala

♪ Or anchovies from belize! ♪

(Chanting) chee-chen-itza! Chee-chen-itza!

Chichen-itza pizza! We deliver!

Come on, tasha!

Let's go to our pizza place in ancient mexico!

Tasha: where the sun shines...

Uniqua: the jungle steams...

Tasha: and giant pyramids tower over everything!

Uniqua: pizza!

Tasha: delicious chichen-itza pizza!

Get it while it's hot!

Both: ♪ we start with dough

♪ And make it flat and round ♪

♪ Add tomato sauce and cheeses ♪

♪ By the pound

♪ You want sausage? Pepperoni? ♪

♪ Would you prefer to have baloney? ♪

Both: ♪ chichen-itza pizza! We deliver! ♪

♪ We box it up and now we're on our way ♪

♪ To bring it fresh to you ♪

♪ And we are proud to say ♪

♪ The aztecs can't compete ♪

♪ And we've got the incas b*at ♪

Both: ♪ 'cause chichen-itza pizza, we deliver! ♪

(Chanting) chee-chen-itza, chee-chen-itza,

Chichen-itza pizza! We deliver!

Okay, what's next?

A couple final touches and we're all set.

I'll hang the banner.

I'll get started making pizza.

There.

(Gasps)

Whoa! Whoa!

(Sighs)

Uniqua...

Yes, tasha?

I'm kind of scared of heights.

Okay.

Just don't look down.

Don't look down. Don't look down.

Don't look down. Don't look down.

There you go. You're safe...

On the ground.

Phew!

Oooh!

What a beautiful pizza!

Now all we need

Is someone to deliver it to.

(Bird chirps, cicada's hum)

Both: hmmm...

Uniqua: (yelling) chichen-itza pizza!

Tasha: whole pies or by the slice!

Both: we deliver!

(Telephone rings)

(Gasp)

Both: the phone!

Chichen-itza pizza! May I help you?

It is i, the king!

Put me on speaker.

It's the king!

The king!

Yes, your majesty, may we help you?

Tyrone: am I on speaker?

Both: yes, your majesty!

Ahem.

It is i, the king!

And I would like to order a pizza!

Of course, your majesty.

What's your address please?

Tyrone: I live in the great golden pyramid,

At the far end of the giant jungle!

Oh, I'm sorry, your majesty,

But that's too far away.

I'm afraid we won't be able to-

We'd be delighted to deliver

A hot, delicious chichen-itza pizza

Right to your door, your highness!

Uniqua, no!cheese? Mm-hm.

And pepperoni? Got it!

Excellent choice, sir!

Yes, sir,

The great golden pyramid. Uh-huh.

Goodbye!

Yay!

Tasha, you get the bike.

I'll pack up the pizza.

Uniqua,

The great golden pyramid is really far away!

It'll take us a week to get there from here!

A week!

Not if we take the shortcut.

The shortcut?

Sure!

The shortcut through the jungle.

The jungle?

Sure.

All we have to do

Is get on our delivery bike

And deliver the pizza.

How hard could it be?

But...

There!

Now the pizza will be kept nice and hot

Until we get there!

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Don't forget our motto, tasha.

&Quot;we deliver.&Quot;

You said it!

Now let's go!

♪ What a nice day for a bicycle ride ♪

♪ I don't think so

♪ You and me traveling side by side ♪

♪ No, you're in front of me ♪

Uniqua: ♪ it's going to be a pleasant trip ♪

♪ Stick with me and you'll see ♪

♪ The pizza is safe in its thermal box ♪

♪ I'm more worried about me ♪

Uniqua: ♪ tasha, tasha

♪ It's going to be okay ♪

♪ We will get there

♪ I just hope it's today ♪

♪ Together we will bike it ♪

♪ Relax and try to like it ♪

♪ Just you and me

Both: ♪ and pizza makes three

♪ On our bicycle built for two ♪

♪ What about spiders? What about lizards? ♪

♪ What if we see a big snake? ♪

♪ What about dangerous jungle things? ♪

♪ What if this trip's a mistake? ♪

♪ Tasha, tasha

♪ It's going to be okay ♪

♪ It's no problem

♪ I'll get us there today ♪

♪ It's not going to be much trouble ♪

♪ We'll get there on the double ♪

♪ We'll ride and bring this pie to the king ♪

Both: ♪ on our bicycle built for two! ♪

Uniqua: ♪ yes, we're here, we made it here ♪

Both: ♪ on our bicycle built for two! ♪

Uniqua: the great golden pyramid!

Look, what'd I tell you?

It looks kind of run down.

And it doesn't look very golden.

Are you sure this is the great golden pyramid

Of the king?

There's only one way to find out.

I'll ring the doorbell.

Hmm...

Hello?

Chichen-itza pizza!

(Echo) pizza, pizza...

Come on. Let's go in.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Your majesty! (Echo) your majesty!

We have your pizza for you!

(Echo) pizza for you!

Uniqua,

I don't think this is the right pyramid.

Hey! Look at this.

Uniqua, don't touch anything.

Let's just get out of here.

Uniqua: I think we're in the great pyramid of the earth!

See?

(Button grates on stone as it turns)

Uh-oh.

Uniqua, what did you do?!

(Rumbling)

Let's get out of here!

(Loud rumbling)

(Gasp)

Run!

Uniqua: save the pizza!

Both: ahhhhhh!

Tasha: let's go!

Tasha: ahhh!

(Loud crash)

Ahhh! Faster!

Both: ahhhh!

(Loud thump)

Tasha: (gasps)

It's gaining on us!

Faster, faster, faster!

Ahhh!

Both: (scream)

Ahhhhh!

(Splash)

Ee! Ow! Oh!

Tasha: don't look down, don't look down,

Don't look down, don't look down...

Uniqua: tasha, open your eyes.

Tasha: oh!

Uniqua: (gasp)

The pizza's getting away!

After it!

Come on, tasha, run!

There it goes! It's getting away!

Look! A boat!

That certainly is convenient.

Come on, tasha. Hurry!

We've got to catch that pizza.

Do you see it?

Tasha: it's just up ahead.

Go faster!

Uniqua: hey, look!

Maybe that's the king's pyramid!

I've got a bad feeling about this.

There it is!

Got it!

Is it okay?

Yep! Still hot!

Uniqua,

I don't think this is the right pyramid either.

Hello-oh-oh!

There's nobody here. Let's go.

Hey, look at this.

This must be the great pyramid of the waters.

Don't. Touch. Anything.

Don't worry, I won't. Let's go.

(Button grates on stone)

(Gasps) uniqua!

Uh-oh.

(Water rushes quickly)

Tasha: uniqua, what's happening?!

(Gasp) let's get out of here!

Both: whoa! Whoa!

Tasha: uniqua, get us out of here.

Uniqua: I'm trying!

(Grunts of effort)

Both: whoa! Whoa!

Tasha: oh no!

Uniqua: hang on!

Both: ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhhhhhh!

(Splash)

Unh!

Ugh!

That was fun.

Fun?

I hope the pizza's okay.

(Steam hisses)

Yep! Let's go!

Tasha?

Are you kidding me?

I'm not going anywhere!

I quit!

♪ That's it! That's it! ♪

♪ That's all that I can take ♪

♪ Every girl has got her limit ♪

♪ This is mine for goodness sake! ♪

♪ I've been very, very patient ♪

♪ And I've stuck it out all day ♪

♪ But now it's time to call it quits ♪

♪ And I'm pleased to have to say ♪

♪ I quit!

♪ And I'm not ashamed to say it ♪

♪ I quit!

♪ And I'd rather not delay it ♪

♪ I quit!

♪ I must say that it's been real ♪

♪ I quit!

♪ Please don't bother with your spiel ♪

♪ For me, the going's got too tough ♪

♪ And I just don't have the- ♪

♪ Just don't have the stuff ♪

♪ I say I've had enough!

♪ I quit! I quit! ♪

Uniqua: tasha, where are you going?

♪ But what about the order? ♪

♪ We can't disappoint the king ♪

♪ Wanna bet?

♪ Just watch me

♪ I'm done with this whole thing ♪

♪ I quit!

♪ I can't do this anymore ♪

♪ I quit!

♪ Back to the pizza store ♪

♪ I quit!

♪ This is now and that was then ♪

♪ I quit!

♪ I'll never go inside a pyramid again! ♪

Oops!

Let's get out of here

Before something bad happens.

Yeah, I think you might be right.

Whatever you do...

Don't. Touch. Anything!

I know! I know!

(Button releases)

Uh-oh.

(Wind gusts)

Uniqua: this must be the pyramid of the winds!

Let's get out of here!

The pizza!

Tasha: it's flying away!

Uniqua: get it! Run!

Both: ahhhh!

Aahhhhhhhhh!

Wahhhhhhhh!

Ahhhhh!

Tasha?

Tasha: ahhhhhhhhh!

Don't look down, don't look down,

Don't look down, don't look down...

Uniqua: the pizza! Grab it!

Tasha: I can't see it!

Uniqua: open your eyes!

You got it!

Tasha: eek!

Don't look down, don't look down,

Don't look down, don't look down...

Uniqua: the pizza!

It's flying away!

Oh no!

(Gasps)

Tasha: ahhhhh!

Uniqua: ahhhhh!

Both: ahhhhhh!

Oof! Oof!

Uniqua: there it goes!

Oh no!

Uniqua, we've been looking for hours.

Let's face it, the pizza's gone.

(Sigh) but we can't give up now.

We can't?

Uniqua, our bike is lost,

The pizza's lost,

And we're lost.

We don't even know where we are!

I do now! Look!

This is it!

This is the great golden pyramid!

We made it!

Oh, for goodness sake!

But what about the pizza?

What's the king gonna say

When we show up without his pizza?

Oh...

Well, I'm not gonna stick around to find out.

But tasha-

Nope! I quit.

And I mean it for real this time.

Tasha, come back!

(Lights burst on)

Tyrone: who goes there?

(Gasp)

Oh my gosh! The king!

Um... Chichen-itza pizza?

We deliver?

(Loud rumbling)

(Doors bang open)

Uniqua: (gasps)

(Gasps)

Tyrone: enter and come before me!

I said, "enter!&Quot;

(Gulps)

Uh, your majesty...

Tyrone: bring forth my pizza!

(Doors rumble shut)

Oh no!

Hey...

Is that the...?

It is!

It's the pizza!

(Gasps)

Oh, why does it have to be so high up?

(Determined sigh)

Don't look down, don't look down,

Don't look down, don't look down,

Don't look down...

(Gasps)

Tyrone: come forth with my pizza!

Your majesty...

I am tyrone, the king.

So, how much do I owe you?

Your most fearsome highness,

I have something to tell you.

I am impressed that you brought the pizza

Even though I am so far outside your delivery area.

You have done well!

But your highness...

♪ Hooray, hooray, ♪

♪ My pizza's finally here

♪ It only took a while

♪ But it felt more like a year ♪

♪ I got so excited

♪ When I heard you at my door ♪

♪ Please give it to me, hurry, ♪

♪ I can't wait a minute more! ♪

(Cheering) yum, yum! Yum-yum-yum!

I can't wait to eat that pizza!

♪ Is the sauce all good and saucy? ♪

♪ Is the crust all nice and hot? ♪

♪ Is there pepperoni on it?

♪ Just a little or a lot? ♪

(Chanting) don't look down, don't look down,

Tasha, don't look down!

Don't look down, don't look down,

Tasha, don't look down.

Don't look down, don't look down,

Or you'll hit the ground!

Tyrone: (chanting) yum-yum-yum!

I can't wait to eat that pizza!

Uniqua: ♪ I'm sure you would have loved it ♪

♪ You're in for quite a treat ♪

♪ Our toppings are the top ♪

♪ Our pepperoni can't be b*at ♪

♪ But you see your royal highness, ♪

♪ There is something I must say ♪

♪ Your chichen-itza pizza,

♪ I'm afraid, has flown aw- ♪

♪ How I've dreamed

♪ All day long of the moment ♪

♪ When the pizza of my dreams ♪

♪ Would arrive

♪ And now that the minute is finally here ♪

♪ I've never felt so happy and alive ♪

(Chanting) yum, yum! Yum-yum-yum!

I can't wait to eat that pizza!

♪ I'm afraid you can't ♪

Tasha: (chanting) don't look down, don't look down,

Tasha, don't look-

♪ I can't wait to eat! That pizza! ♪

Tasha: ahhhhhhh!

Oof! Ugh!

Tasha and uniqua: ♪ chichen-itza pizza! We deliver! ♪

Tyrone: oof!

I'm with her.

Uh, your pizza, your majesty!

(Inhales deeply)

(Chewing loudly)

(Gulps)

Mmm...

Mmm! Delicious!

Thank you, your majesty.

Glad you like it!

This is truly the finest pizza

In all of ancient mexico!

I, the king,

Do hereby declare you the best pizza-makers

In all the land.

Bring me another one!

Both: another one?

(Stomach growls)

Was that your stomach?

Yep! I want pizza, too!

Let's go to my house! Yeah!

Yeah! More pizza!

More pizza!

Yum, yum, yum!

All: (giggling)

Tasha and uniqua: chichen-itza pizza!

We deliver!

All: (giggling)

Tyrone: that was an excellent

Ancient mexican pizza adventure,

Don't you think?

Sure was!

Uh-huh!

Yeah!

You said it!

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time

♪ When we're back with your friends, ♪

♪ The backyardigans! ♪

See you next time!

See ya!

Tyrone: see you later!

Tasha and uniqua: we deliver!