03x17 - Escape From Fairytale Village

[bunniefuu]

Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "escape from fairy-tale village"

Tyrone: newspaper!

Here's your newspaper!

Hi, I'm tyrone,

And I'm a paper boy.

It's my job to deliver everybody their newspaper.

Here's your newspaper!

Enjoy your newspaper!

♪♪

♪ My job is kinda funny

♪ But it's one I really like

♪ I ride around all morning ♪

♪ On my rusty, trusty bike ♪

♪ When I get to your driveway

♪ I will pull a paper out

♪ I'll toss it to your front door ♪

♪ And this is what I'll shout:

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Spread it out and read with joy ♪

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Courtesy of your local paper boy ♪

♪ This mornin' I woke up early ♪

♪ Well, before the sun came out ♪

♪ 'Cause today I start a new route ♪

♪ Or you might say a new route ♪

♪ Who knows just where I'm goin' ♪

♪ Might be close, it might be far ♪

♪ But I know one thing for certain ♪

♪ I'll deliver like a star ♪

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Spread it out and read with joy ♪

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Courtesy of your local paper boy ♪

Newspaper!

Here's your newspaper!

Today, I'm going on a brand new paper route,

In a totally new neighborhood.

I just hope the tires on my old bike hold out!

It's time to head off

For my first day on my new paper route.

It's down the road...

Over the hill...

And through the woods!

It's a beautiful day to deliver some newspapers!

♪ Well, now I'm off and ridin'

♪ Through the woods and past some trees ♪

♪ This day could not be finest

♪ Smell the flowers, feel the breeze ♪

♪ My old bike's movin' nicely

♪ And I'm feelin' rather swell

♪ Can't wait to find that first house ♪

♪ Where I'll ride right up and yell: ♪

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Spread it out and read with joy ♪

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Courtesy of your local paper boy ♪

♪ These woods are kinda thick here ♪

♪ And it's not exactly bright

♪ I guess I do prefer it

♪ On a road with lots of light ♪

♪ Well, even if it's creepy

♪ And the woods get even thicker ♪

♪ I still must get my route done ♪

♪ I'll just have to pedal quicker ♪

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Spread it out and read with joy ♪

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Newspaper!

♪ Courtesy of your local paper boy ♪

So this is my new paper route!

What a great neighborhood.

And look, there's my first house!

Whoa! It's a castle!

I certainly wasn't expecting that.

Well, here we go!

Newspaper!

Whoa!

That house is a giant shoe!

Hmm... Kind of strange.

Newspaper!

You know,

This place looks like it's out of a fairy tale

Or something...

(Tire pops) whoa!

Oh man! A flat tire!

On the first day of my new paper route!

(Groans)

(Rustling)

What was that?

(Bush rustles)

(Gasps)

I think there's something in those bushes.

(Rustling)

Oh boy.

Ahhh!

Hello there!

Ahhhh!

I'm austin the wolf!

Ahhh! Austin the what?

Austin the wolf.

You must be the new paper boy!

Welcome to fairy-tale village!

Fairy-tale village?

Yup!

Where fairy-tale folks live!

♪ Our little village is picturesque ♪

♪ Our little village is neat ♪

♪ Our little village is famous for ♪

♪ All the famous folks you'll meet ♪

♪ The folks from all those fairy tales ♪

♪ They have to live somewhere

♪ If you wonder where that somewhere is ♪

♪ Wonder no more, you're there ♪

♪ You're in fairy-tale village! ♪

♪ You're in a special spot

♪ I'm in fairy-tale village ♪

♪ Check out the stuff we've got ♪

♪♪

♪ Our little village has princesses ♪

♪ Our little village has kings ♪

♪ Our little village has magic beans ♪

♪ And a golden harp that sings ♪

♪ There's magic here in every house ♪

♪ And dragons in our ponds

♪ And gooses laying golden eggs ♪

♪ And wizards waving wands

♪ You're in fairy-tale village ♪

♪ You're in a friendly town ♪

♪ You're in fairy-tale village ♪

♪ Take time to look around ♪

Wait a minute.

Did he say he was a wolf?

♪ Well, I've been reading fairy tales ♪

♪ Since I was just a lad

♪ And when a wolf shows up in one ♪

♪ The wolf is big and bad

♪ So if this guy's a big bad wolf ♪

♪ And if those tales are right ♪

♪ Then I should scram on outta here ♪

♪ Or he'll eat me in one bite ♪

He's the big bad wolf!

♪ You're in fairy-tale village ♪

♪ I'm in the worst place yet ♪

♪ You're in fairy-tale village! ♪

♪ He thinks I'm food, I bet ♪

♪ You're in fairy-tale village! ♪

♪ I'm in a major jam

♪ You're in fairy-tale village ♪

♪ Looks like I better scram

Hey.

Did you know you have a flat tire?

(Gulps) yeah.

Well, I'll huff

And I'll puff and I'll-

Huff? Puff? Yikes!

He is the big bad wolf!

I'm out of here!

Hey!

Oh! I forgot.

Newspaper!

Big bad wolf?

I may be big, but I'm not bad.

I just want to blow up his tire.

Hey, wait up!

Paper boy, hold on!

I'll hide in here!

Where're you going?

(Panting)

Ooh! Ow! Urgh!

Phew!

I think I lost him.

Hey! I'll huff and I'll puff-

Yikes!

But, but...

(Panting)

That was close.

I think that wolf was gonna eat me.

I'm going to get my bike fixed

And get outta here!

Maybe whoever lives here will help me fix my tire.

Is that... Candy?!

And cookies?

And gumdrops?!

(Gasps)

And the house is made of gingerbread!

Who in the world lives here?

Uniqua: helloooo?

Oh! Somebody's home!

Hello there?

Uniqua: yoo-hoo!

Ooh! That must be the new paper boy!

What a nice fellow.

I think I'll ask him to have lunch with me.

Hmm...

Yoo-hoo, paper boy?

Yes? (Gasps)

You're... You're a witch!

Well, right you are.

Welcome to fairy-tale village!

Say, I was hoping I could have you for lunch today!

Have me for lunch?! Yikes!

(Body trembles)

I wonder why he hid like that.

He must be shy!

I'll ask him again.

♪ Hey guy, why so shy? ♪

♪ You ran away when I tried to say hi ♪

♪ I'll make lunch if you care to stop ♪

♪ So don't hide behind that lollipop ♪

♪ Gee, sorry, gotta say no ♪

♪ Gotta run right now

♪ Gotta run, gotta go ♪

♪ Hey guy, why so shy? ♪

♪ We'll have a meal if you stop by ♪

♪ My kitchen's warm and comfy too ♪

♪ I've got a big kettle on just for you ♪

(Gasps)

♪ Gee, sorry, hate to be rude ♪

♪ You can heat that kettle for some other dude ♪

♪ Hey guy, why so shy? ♪

♪ You just might like it if you give it a try ♪

♪ So take a chance and stop and stay ♪

♪ Instead of hiding out and running away ♪

♪ She really wants to eat me

♪ I've got to get away

♪ I really need some company to share my lunch today ♪

♪ I don't want to get cooked ♪

♪ In onions, broth and butter ♪

♪ Maybe she won't see me

♪ If I hide behind this shutter ♪

♪ Hey guy, my oh my! ♪

♪ You're not up for lunch and I don't see why ♪

♪ What does a nice witch have to do ♪

♪ To spend some time hanging out with you? ♪

♪ Gee, sorry, I've gotta dash ♪

♪ Before you make a meal of me ♪

♪ I'm off in a flash!

♪ Gotta go, gotta run, ♪

♪ Gotta split, gotta scoot, gotta dash! ♪

♪ Gotta dash!

♪ Gotta dash!

Oh! Almost forgot.

Newspaper!

Hmm. I guess the paper boy isn't interested in lunch.

Maybe he'd rather have dinner!

(Panting)

Some paper route this turned out to be!

That witch was even scarier than...

(Gasps) the wolf!

Hey there, paper boy!

Now I'll huff and puff and I'll-

No you won't!

There you are, paper boy.

Yikes!

Hi again.

Wolf!

Yoo-hoo! Witch!

Wolf!

Oh, hey there, neighbor,

How've you been?

Fine, thanks.

How are the lollipops coming in?

Very nicely, thank you.

I was just going to ask the new paper boy

To join me for dinner.

What a nice idea.

I should have him over for lunch.

I already asked about lunch;

He didn't seem interested.

Then I'll have him for breakfast!

Good idea!

Hey paper boy!

Both: hmm...

Where did he go, I wonder?

He's disappeared again.

Well, I know how to find him.

Hop on.

Okay.

Both: oh paper boy!

(Panting)

Austin: where are you?

Uh-oh!

Paper boy!

(Panting)

I don't see them.

Looks like I gave 'em the slip.

Yoo-hoo! Paper boy! Agh!

Yikes!

Uniqua: hey! Wait! Don't go!

Ahhhhh!

Austin: wait up!

Uniqua: we'd like to have you for dinner!

Not if I can help it.

Huh?

A beanstalk!

Uniqua: paper boy?

(Gasps) looks like there's no place to go but up!

(Grunts)

Phew!

Finally!

I got away from that witch and that wolf.

Hmmm.

I wonder who lives up here?

I don't see anybody around.

Thank goodness.

No more scary characters.

I think I'll just rest for a minute.

Pablo: fee fi fo fo-ing...

Did you hear that?

Hello, paper boy! How's it going?

(Gasps) yikes! Giant!

Fee fi fo feek!

I think he wants to play hide and seek.

One... Two... Three...

He'll crush me and grind up my bones...

Six, seven...

And whatever other scary stuff that fairy-tale giants do!

Pablo: fee fi fo fum.

Ready or not, here I come!

(Gasps)

Pablo: hmm...

I see his little antlers!

Don't find me. Please don't find me.

Pablo: fee fi fo foy!

Hello, little paper boy.

(Gasps) he found me.

Ahhhh!

What's he doing now?

(Gasps)

Help!

Pablo: I'm gonna get you!

Tyrone: agh! No! Leave me alone!

(Boing) whoa!

(Boing) whoa!

Fee fi fo found!

I think he wants to bounce around!

Whoooaaa!

Whooooooaaa!

Fee! Fi! Fo! Fun!

It's scarier up here than down there!

Wahooo! Yippeee!

Aahhhh!

Whoa!

Climbing a beanstalk up into the clouds?

Of course there's gonna be a giant!

What was I thinking?!

I've gotta get out of here!

Whoa!

Hey, where are you going?

Oh, right.

Newspaper!

Fee fi fo fay.

Why'd the paper boy run away?

Maybe he'd like some lunch!

Come back, paper boy!

This beanstalk wasn't built to hold two people,

Especially if one of them is a giant!

I wanted to ask you a question!

If the question is can you have me for lunch,

The answer is no!

Pablo: okay. How about dinner?

Tyrone: yaaaaaaaaa!

Pablo: whoooa!

Tyrone: waaaaaaa!

Pablo: weeee!

Ahhhhhhh!

Yoo-hoo! Paper boy!

Tyrone: uh-oh! Witch!

Whoooaaaaa!

I'll huff and I'll puff-

Oh no! Wolf!

Pablo: paper boy!

Tyrone: giant!!

Oof!

All: whoa!

Hi, wolf!

Hi!

Hi, witch!

Hello.

A wolf, a witch and a giant?!

I'm getting outta here.

Oh, there's the paper boy.

Come on!

I'm right behind you!

I'll hide in here.

Paper boy?

Hello.

Huh?

Ahhh!

Uniqua: oh, there he is.

Pablo: no.

Ahhh!

Uniqua: how'd he get over there?

Pablo: found you!

Ahhhhh!

Pablo: how does he do that?

Unqiqua: paper boy!

Austin: don't run!

Wait!

Paper boy, I'd like to have you for dinner.

Dinner?

Why is everyone in this town out to eat me?

♪♪

♪ I've gotta go, I've gotta fly! ♪

♪ Later! Ta ta! See you! Bye-bye! ♪

Uniqua: ♪ I'll make a feast! ♪

Austin: ♪ I'll huff and puff!

♪ I'm moving on, I've had enough ♪

♪ It's been swell and it's been great ♪

♪ But you won't get me on your plate ♪

♪ I'm glad you're pleased to meet me ♪

♪ But this is no way to greet me ♪

♪ Why, why, oh why ♪

♪ Does everyone want to eat me? ♪

Pablo: ♪ oh please don't go! Why can't you stay? ♪

Uniqua: ♪ one hour more, don't go away! ♪

Austin: ♪ don't travel west or to the east ♪

Pablo: ♪ just stay right here and join our feast! ♪

♪ It's been grand and it's been real ♪

♪ But I will not be your next meal ♪

♪ I can't let them defeat me ♪

♪ Swindle, trick or cheat me ♪

♪ Why, why, oh why

♪ Does everyone want to eat me? ♪

All: ♪ a paper boy should never leave! ♪

♪ 'Til he's emptied out his sack ♪

♪ They're right, I know, ♪

♪ But I've gotta go

♪ And I'm never coming back!

Austin: ♪ hey there! Don't run! ♪

♪ Don't go; just sit! ♪

♪ I'm through! I'm done! ♪

♪ Enough! That's it! ♪

Uniqua: ♪ ♪ oh no! He's gone!

♪ He's quick! He's fast! ♪

♪ I'm out! I'm safe! I'm free at last! ♪

♪ It was fun, a hoot, a ball ♪

♪ But I must go

♪ Oh no, a wall!

♪ I'm trapped and so they b*at me! ♪

♪ What an awful way to treat me ♪

♪ Why, why, oh why

♪ Does everyone want to eat me? ♪

Finally, I can see about having him for dinner.

I was gonna have him for dinner.

Then I'll have him for breakfast.

I'm having him for breakfast.

Or do you want to have him for breakfast

And I'll have him for dinner?

Hmm...

Hold on, I'm having him for dinner.

Unless you'd rather he has you for lunch

And I have you for snack?

(Stammering) uh... Ooh...

Lunch?

Snack?

Great then.

So you'll have him for breakfast,

She'll have him for dinner,

And I'll have him for snack.

Sounds great.

Uniqua: it's settled!

Austin: that's good.

Austin: but before anybody has him for anything,

I'll huff and puff and I'll...

Nooooo!

Blow up your tire!

What?

(Inhales deeply and blows)

Good as new.

That certainly was surprising!

So now I can have you for dinner!

(Gasps)

I've made a great big delicious tuna casserole.

You mean, for dinner...

You're going to have tuna casserole?

Only if you'll have some with me.

And then have scrambled eggs with me.

And chocolate pudding with me.

So you guys don't want to eat me?

You want to eat with me?

Of course!

We don't eat paper boys.

That wouldn't be right.

Hunh.

I guess I had you guys all wrong.

When I first saw you,

I thought you were really scary.

And now?

Tyrone: now that I know you, you're not scary at all!

Austin: we've got a paper boy in fairy-tale village!

Uniqua: hooray!

♪♪

♪ This is a village that's pretty great ♪

♪ This is a village I like

♪ This is a village with friendly folks ♪

♪ And a wolf who fixed my bike ♪

♪ The giant is a smiley guy ♪

♪ The witch is extra sweet

♪ And every person I've met so far ♪

♪ Has invited me over to eat ♪

Austin: ♪ you're in fairy-tale village! ♪

Tyrone: ♪ it's one terrific town

Uniqua: ♪ you're in fairy-tale village ♪

Pablo: ♪ hope you can stick around

Austin: ♪ our little village has something now ♪

♪ Something we really do need

♪ We've got a fairy-tale paper boy ♪

♪ Here to bring us the news to read! ♪

♪ I'll bring papers to every house ♪

♪ Each morning, every day ♪

♪ Please feel free to invite me in ♪

♪ When you see me pass your way ♪

All: ♪ we're in fairy-tale village ♪

♪ We're in a magic town

♪ We're in fairy-tale village

♪ With all our friends around

♪ We're in fairy-tale village

♪ We're in a magic town

♪ We're in fairy-tale village

♪ With all our friends around

(Stomach growls)

I'm getting kinda hungry.

Can I have you guys for snack?

You mean, have us over for snack?

Sounds good to me.

Fee! Fi! Fo! Fam!

I can't wait to have a snack.

Austin: I'll huff and I'll puff!

(Giggling)

Tyrone: that was a great fairy-tale village adventure,

Don't you think?

It sure was.

I know.

Yeah!

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time

♪ When we're back with your friends ♪

♪ The backyardigans

See ya!

See you later.

Uniqua: later!

See you next time!

Tyrone: newspaper!