03x18 - Pirate Camp

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Backyardigans". Aired: October 11, 2004 - December 16, 2012.*
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Show centers around a group of five animal neighbors: Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin as they journey to imaginary places in their backyard.
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03x18 - Pirate Camp

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Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All: and we're...

♪ Your backyard friends, the backyardigans ♪

♪ Together in the backyard again ♪

Pablo: ♪ in the place where we belong ♪

Uniqua: ♪ where we'll probably sing a song ♪

Tasha: ♪ and we'll maybe dance along

All: ♪ we've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ We always find things we've never seen before ♪

♪ That's why every day we're back for more ♪

♪ With your friends

♪ The backyardigans

Backyardigans: "pirate camp"

Uniqua: pablo!

Ready for pirate camp?!

Pablo!

Oh. Hi, it's me, uniqua.

Pablo and I are off to camp walkaplanka,

Where a real pirate captain

Is gonna teach us how to be pirates!

Hmm...

But where's pablo?

Uniqua?

Pablo!

I think I might stay home.

Home? Why?

What if pirate camp is really scary?

Camp walkaplanka is the best camp ever!

Come on!

Don't you want to learn how to be a real pirate?

Well...

♪ Off we go to pirate camp ♪

♪ To pirate camp

♪ Pirate camp

♪ Off we go to pirate camp ♪

♪ To do what the pirates do ♪

♪ We'll swing on lines

♪ And sail the seas

♪ We'll wave the flag

♪ And feel the breeze

♪ Be on the watch for pirate bands ♪

♪ Who might use hooks instead of hands ♪

♪ What if we fall

♪ Or run aground

♪ Or we get lost

♪ And never found

♪ We might get sick

♪ And turn bright green

♪ And those pirates might be really, really mean ♪

♪ I can't go to pirate camp ♪

♪ To pirate camp

♪ Pirate camp

♪ I can't go to pirate camp ♪

♪ To do what the pirates do ♪

♪ I know you can give it a try ♪

♪ You're really sure you wouldn't lie? ♪

♪ Just go for it and do your best ♪

♪ Okay, I will, I'll pass this test ♪

♪♪

♪ Off we go to pirate camp ♪

♪ To pirate camp

♪ Pirate camp

♪ Off we go to pirate camp ♪

♪ To do what the pirates do ♪

♪♪

♪♪

Well, maybe pirate camp won't be so scary.

That's the spirit, pablo!

Come on...

Let's go to camp walkaplanka!

To the dock...

By the beautiful blue sea...

Where there's a pirate ship at anchor!

Uniqua: come on, pablo!

Here's the pirate ship!

(Gasps) uniqua, look.

Ahoy there!

(Both gasp)

The pirate captain!

Arrrr! I am pirate captain austin.

I'm uniqua!

I'm leaving!

Pablo!

You two want to be pirates, eh?

Well...

More than anything!

Austin: so, tell me,

Can ye swashbuckle?

Swashbuckle?

What's that?

Austin: can ye heave ho?

Uh... Heave?

Ho? Nooo.

Can ye scalawag?

Not so much.

Well, no.

(Sighs) arrrr.

You two have a lot to learn.

(Grunt of effort)

Both: wow!

So you better get aboard!

This pirate ship is about to set sail!

Come on, pablo!

Hey, I wonder where the stairs are?

Both: hmmm...

Excuse me, mr. Pirate captain austin sir,

But where are the stairs?

(Laughs)

There aren't any stairs!

If ye want to sail on a pirate ship,

Then ye have to get aboard like pirates,

And ye better hurry!

(Gasps) come on, pablo, run!

(Panting)

We're never going to make it.

Pablo!

You know, I don't think I would've enjoyed

Pirate camp, anyway.

Uniqua: oh no.

Wait a minute.

Uh... Uniqua?

Uniqua: we are going to pirate camp.

Whoo!

Pablo: no!

Ahhhhhh!

Uniqua: woo-hooo!

Pablo: ahhhh!

Both: oof!

Wow!

Oooooh!

It's so... Sparkly.

Don't touch that!

Ye must never, ever touch the boot!

That boot belongs to the ghost

Of captain red boots.

Captain red boots?

G-g-g-ghost?

If you touch the boot,

A mysterious force will pull us all

Right to the island of captain red boots!

When we get there, she'll chase ya!

(Gasps)

And if she catches ya, she'll tickle ya!

(Gasp)(gasp)

And if she tickles ya,

Then you'll become a ghost too!

(Both gasp)

Understand?

Both: yes sir, pirate captain austin sir!

Arrrr!

Well then, welcome to camp walkaplanka.

Do ye wanna be pirates?

Well...

Pablo!

Yes sir, captain austin sir!

Then say arrrr!

Arrrr!

Arrrr?

Here's your first lesson, campers:

If ye wanna be pirates,

Ye have to have pirattitude!

That's the pirate attitude.

Arrr!

Arrrr!

♪ Ya gotta have pirattitude ♪

♪ That's the pirate attitude ♪

♪ Ya gotta have pirattitude

♪ To be a fearless pirate dude ♪

♪ Show me, show me

♪ What you got

♪ You need umph, you need a lot ♪

♪ You have to climb, you have to run ♪

♪ And don't forget to have some fun ♪

All: ♪ ya gotta have pirattitude

♪ That's the pirate attitude

♪ We can, we can do it all ♪

♪ We'll leap, we'll bound ♪

♪ We'll have a ball

♪ You'll shake and sweat ♪

♪ And shiver too

♪ And when that's done you're still not through ♪

♪ We gotta have pirattitude! ♪

♪ To be fearless pirate dudes ♪

♪ You must be tough

Both: ♪ uh uh!

♪ You mustn't whine

Both: ♪ no way!

♪ You must work hard and say your arrr's ♪

♪ And do just what I say

♪ When something's hard

Both: ♪ uh huh!

♪ We do it still

Both: ♪ okay!

♪ You work on it and you won't quit ♪

♪ Until your beards turn gray ♪

All: ♪ ya gotta have pirattitude

♪ That's the pirate attitude

♪ Ya gotta have pirattitude!

♪ To be a fearless pirate dude ♪

Austin: glad to have ye aboard, mateys.

Now come on.

Arrr!

Now, pirate campers, are ye ready to heave ho?

Both: arrr! Pirate captain austin!

That's the pirattitude.

Okay, now look here,

When ye're a pirate, ye don't just pull.

Ye heave!

And ye ho!

Heave.

Ho!

Heave.

Ho!

Did ye see how I did that?

Arrr, pirate captain austin!

Uh...

Okay, now it's yer turn.

Campers, prepare to heave ho!

Uniqua, I'm not sure I get how to heave ho.

You can do it, pablo! Come on!

Ready, pirate campers?

Now heave!

(Grunts of effort)

Whoa! (Loud thump)

I said heave!

And put yer backs into it!

(Grunts of effort)

Now ho!

And heave!

(Grunts of effort)

And ho!

Uniqua, we're doing it!

And heave!

(Grunts of effort)

We're almost there!

Just one more pull.

Austin: and ho!

Heave!

(Grunt of effor, soft thump)

Ooooooh.

Uniqua: whoah!

Soooo... Sparkly...

Austin: don't touch that boot!

(Gasps)

Do ye wanna end up

On the island of captain red boots?

No, pirate captain austin.

Do ye want her to tickle ya

And turn you into a ghost?

No, pirate captain austin.

Then don't ever touch that boot!

Uniqua: excuse me, pirate captain austin?

Aye?

Uh... Help?

(Sighs)

You two have a lot to learn

If ye want to be pirates.

(Seagulls cry)

All right, now yer gonna learn to swashbuckle.

Swashbuckle?

Arrr! That's what I said.

Yer gonna swing across the ship

And down to the deck there.

Um...

Can't we just walk?

Walk? Pirates don't walk across a ship!

If ye want to get from one side of the ship to the other,

Ye swashbuckle. Understand?

Yes. I mean, arrr!

Don't worry, pablo,

It'll be...

Fine?

You think?

Now watch me.

Ye just hang yer hanky, like so.

And then, ye just...

Jump and zip.

And you land!

And that's how you swashbuckle!

No way.

Don't worry, I'll be right behind you.

Okay, on three. Ready?

Wait!

Three!

Ahhhhhh!

I'm swashbuckling, just like a pirate.

Arrrrr!

Ahhhhhh!

Uh-oh! Pablo, speed up!

I can't.

I'm gaining on you.

(Gasps) yikes!

Look out!

Both: ooof!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Oof.

Ahh...

Don't even think about it.

Austin: all right.

You heave and ho'd... Sort of,

And you shwashbuckled... Almost,

But now we do the hardest...

Uniqua: yeah?

Austin: the most daring...

Uh-hunh?

The boldest thing

A pirate ever has to do.

What is that, captain austin?

The scalawag!

All: ♪ shake!

♪ Like shivering timbers ♪

All: ♪ wave!

♪ Your arms like a flag ♪

♪ Put your hand to your brow ♪

♪ Turn your head to the bow ♪

♪ That's the first step of the scalawag ♪

All: ♪ the scalawag

♪ The dance that pirates do

♪ The scalawag, scalawag ♪

♪ And you can do it too

♪ Rock!

♪ Back and forth like a ship ♪

All: ♪ stomp!

♪ Like you're walking, walking the plank ♪

♪ Back up and turn

♪ Then jump to the stern ♪

♪ Now you got that step in the bank ♪

All: ♪ the scalawag

♪ The dance that pirates do

♪ The scalawag, scalawag ♪

♪ And you can do it too

♪♪

♪ Look at me, I'm doing the move ♪

♪ I'm in a sizzling pirate groove ♪

♪ Look at me, I'm getting the step ♪

♪ Now I'll add some pirate pep ♪

♪ Look at you

♪ You're dancing with heart ♪

♪ Now let's learn the final part ♪

♪ Of the scalawag

♪ The dance that pirates do ♪

♪ The scalawag, scalawag ♪

♪ And you can do it too

All: ♪ leap!

♪ Up with your new sea legs ♪

All: ♪ sink!

♪ Down like a treasure chest ♪

♪ Cross your arms and wiggle ♪

♪ Give the mast a jiggle ♪

♪ Now you're scalawaggin' with the best ♪

All: ♪ the scalawag

♪ You can do it too

♪ Scalawag, scalawag ♪

♪ The scala-scala-scala- scala scalawag ♪

♪ Scalawag, scalawag ♪

♪ The scala-scala-scala- scala scalawag ♪

Oh no!

Pablo and uniqua: whoooaa!

Pablo, look!

Red boot's boot is on your foot!

Get it off! Get it off!

We must get it off

Before we are pulled to red boot's island!

(Grunts of effort)

(Loud crash) oof!

Pablo: wh-what was that?

We've run aground.

Pablo: oh no!

Uniqua: where are we?

Austin: we are at red boots' island.

Tasha: my booooot! My booooot!

(Gasps) d-did you hear that?

Oh yeah, I heard that.

Do you think it's red boots?

Yup. I think it's red boots.

And you know what else I think?

That we should get outta here?

Totally.

Let's get that boot off of captain austin

And sail away!

Captain austin!

(Gasps)

Both: captain austin?

He's gone!

Austin: aaahhhh!

Ahhhhhhh!

(Gasp) captain austin!

Come back!

Help! Help!

It's red boots.

Red boots has got me!

Ahhhh!

Hurry! Ahhhhh!

He's getting pulled away!

Come on, pablo, we have to help him!

But, but, but it's red boots!

I know.

And red boots is a ghost!

I know!

But we've got to save captain austin!

Come on!

♪♪

Nice.

Now come on, we'll follow his trail.

♪ Red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Spooky, tickle-y ghost ♪

♪ Red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Roams the foggy coast

♪ Red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Lives deep in the mist

♪ When we signed up for pirate camp ♪

♪ We didn't sign up for this ♪

♪ Whoever woulda thunk

♪ That this could ever happen ♪

♪ Our ship has run aground ♪

♪ And we've lost our pirate captain ♪

♪ Could austin have been snagged ♪

♪ By the ghost that roams the fog ♪

♪ Oh my gosh, uniqua ♪

♪ That's his hat right on that log ♪

Both: ♪ red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Spooky, tickle-y ghost ♪

♪ Red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Roams the foggy coast

♪ Red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Lives deep in the mist

♪ We signed up for pirate camp ♪

♪ We didn't sign up for this ♪

♪ Our captain may be caught

♪ In quite a ghastly pickle

♪ The ghost may be about

♪ To give him quite a tickle

♪ We must go save him fast

♪ We cannot stay and linger ♪

♪ Or the ghost will come at us ♪

♪ With her spooky tickle finger ♪

♪ Do you think we stand a chance? ♪

♪ Maybe!

♪ Will she freeze us with a glance? ♪

♪ We'll see!

♪ Will we get to make the save? ♪

♪ Hope so!

Uniqua: ♪ will she trap us in her cave? ♪

Both: ♪ no, no, no!

♪ Red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Spooky, tickle-y ghost ♪

♪ Red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Roams the foggy coast

♪ Red boots, red boots ♪

♪ Lives deep in the mist

♪ We signed up for pirate camp ♪

♪ We didn't sign up for this

Tasha: my booot!

Captain austin must be in there.

Tasha: my boooot!

My boooot!

My boooot!

My boooot!

There's captain austin!

My booot! My booot!

Pablo, we've got to save captain austin.

But how?

Pirattitude.

I'm going to swashbuckle over to him.

You distract red boots.

Huh? B-but-b-but...

Pablo, you can do it.

You may not think so,

But you've got pirattitude.

Now, are you ready?

Arrr!

Arrr!

Well, here goes nothing.

Tasha: my boooot!

Pablo: hey red boots! Over here!

Who enters the cave of red boots?

Yikes.

Arrrrr! I do!

I'm coming captain austin!

Arrr!

Arrr! Nice swashbucklin'!

That's the pirattitude!

Why thank you.

Now, let's get this boot off.

Tasha: I'm going to tickle you!

Please don't!

Here I come!

Here I gooo!

(Grunts of effort)

You know there's only one way

To get this boot off me foot.

Arrr, captain austin.

We've got to heave ho!

Both: heave! Ho!

Heave! Ho!

(Panting)

Ahhh!

I'm going to tickle you!

I'm going to tickle you!

Uh-oh.

I better show some pirattitude!

Hey, red boots, can ye scalawag?

Scalawag?

♪ Drop straight down like an anchor ♪

♪ Shimmy like a fluttering, fluttering flag ♪

♪ Put your hands on your hips ♪

♪ Stretch out your finger tips ♪

♪ That's how you do the scalawag ♪

The scalawag? I can do that!

♪ The dance that pirates do ♪

♪ The scalawag, scalawag ♪

♪ And I can do it too

Both: heave! Ho!

Heave! Ho!

Put your back into it!

Arrrrrr!

Both: heave! Ho!

Heave!

♪ Twist my body like a wave ♪

♪ Stand straight like a telescope ♪

♪ Arms by my side extend my feet and slide ♪

♪ I'm scalawagging now I hope ♪

Both: ♪ the scalawag

♪ The dance that pirates do ♪

♪ The scalawag, scalawag ♪

♪ We can do it too

Uniqua: heave! Ho!

(Grunt of effort) oof!

My booot! My booot!

All: ahhhhhhhhhh!

Here.

Agh!

Yikes!

My booot! My booot!

She's going to tickle us!

We're all gonna be ghosts!

Goodbye, pirate campers,

I'll miss you!

All: ahhhh!

Pablo: huh?

You're not a ghost anymore.

And you didn't tickle us.

I didn't have to.

All I wanted was to get my other boot back.

All: ohhhhhh.

Hi, I'm pirate captain red boots.

Hi, red boots.

Pablo: we're pirate campers.

Not anymore you're not!

Both: huh?

Austin: when you came aboard me ship,

You were just campers.

But ye learned pirattitude,

And your pirates now!

Both: arrrrrr!

(Stomach growls)

Pablo: (gasp) is that another ghost?

No, that's just my stomach.

Being a ghost all this time made me hungry.

Uniqua: wanna come back to my house for tuna melts?

Yeah!

All right!

Sounds great!

Arrr!

All: (giggle)

Tasha: that was a ghostly pirate adventure!

Pablo: sure was!

It was awesome!

That was great!

♪ We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore ♪

♪ Now it's time for us to have a snack ♪

♪ Meet you next time

♪ When we're back with your friends, ♪

♪ The backyardigans

See ya!

See you soon!

Later!

Uniqua: see you later.

Pablo and uniqua: arrrr! (Giggling)
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