01x01 - Hip Hop Dogs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x01 - Hip Hop Dogs

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[upbeat music]



[horn honking]

[dogs barking]

[horn honking]

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff [span] Mutt & Stuff♪

♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say ready you say ruff ♪

[dog barks]

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff [span] Mutt & Stuff♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪

[dog barks]

[dog barking]

Hi! I'm Calvin. Welcome to Mutt & Stuff,

the only school on the planet just for dogs.

[dog barks]

[dog barks]

An apple for your favorite teacher?

You're the best, Zippy.

[dog barks]

I think I'll wash this before I take a bite.

[laughs]

Okay, Zippy, time to start school.

You know what to do.

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell ringing]

Good boy! Whoo-hoo!

[bell ringing]

Calling all dogs!

Get those tails a-waggin'.

[laughs] It's time for school!

[dogs barking]

[dogs barking]

[dogs barking]

Hey, dude. What's up, Surfer Dog?

[dog barks]

- [chuckles] - Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

- Hey, Stuff. - Oh, hey, Calvin.

Are we gonna play dress-up today?

You bet.

Oh, boy! I'm gonna be a cowboy.

Don't you mean a "cowdog"?

[laughs] That's a good one, Calvin.

Hey, giddyap. Whoo!

[humming]

Come on.

Time for school. It's right here, see?

Hey, Clover.

Oh, hi, Calvin.

Hi, there, Cuddles. You ready for school?

Cuddles doesn't want to go to school.

He doesn't want me to leave. Cuddles really misses me.

Okay.

Okay, I gotta go. I have a big dance show today.

Good-bye.

Big hug!

I love you. Good-bye.

[dog whines] - Ooh. Yeah.

Don't worry, Cuddles.

Clover will be back at the end of the day,

and you're gonna have so much fun here at Mutt & Stuff.

Time to start class.

Good morning, everyone. Let's see who's here today.

It's time for the doggie roll call.

Let's start with my dog, Zippy.

[dog barks]

And hello to you, Princess Pickles.

[dog barks]

Mr. Shades.

[dog growls]

Grumbles.

[dog barks and growls]

Cuddles!

[dog barks]

Pixie, adventure dog...

[dog barks]

And Gramma.

Little Cricket.

[crickets chirping]

Sunny, happiest dog ever.

[dog barks]

Dude, Surfer Dog.

Rocket!

Wait, where's Rocket?

[dog barks]

[dog barking]

Rocket is always late, but he's fast.

And the Barks brothers, Giggle and Wiggle.

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle? I can never remember.

And the biggest, most huggable puppy in the world, Stuff.

That's me!

We're all here. Let's get started.

Hey, Cuddles. Do you miss Clover?

[dog whines]

I have an idea to help Cuddles.

Zippy can be his special buddy today.

Hey, Zippy, what should we do first?

[dog barks]

There's so many activities. What should we do?

It's play time!

[children] ♪ Play time

[dogs barking]

♪ It's play time



♪ It's play time



[snoring]

♪ It's play time

Whoo-hoo!

♪ It's play time

♪ It's play time

♪ It's play time

Hey, Zippy, you could teach Cuddles

your favorite game, Tic-Tac-Dog.



[dog barks]

[dog barks]

Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

Wha-- [starts]

Hi, Zoe.

I want to play a game too.

Yeah?

How 'bout Hide and Go Seek?

Hmm. I'd rather play Hide and Go Sleep.

[both laughing]

Ow!

Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.

Meow too!

Okay, Cuddles, I think you and I should have a little talk.

Did you have fun with Zippy on the playground?

[comical sound]

Yes, Cuddles is feeling a little better.

I think he needs me.

Oh, Cuddles, I love, love, love you.

[dog whines]

I know you miss me. It's okay, I'm here.

Well, Cuddles was feeling a little better.

Clover, I think Cuddles is gonna be okay.

We're gonna do lots of fun activities at school today.

All right.

Just one more little good-bye.

Bye, Cuddles. I love you so much.

Last hug.

Okay, maybe one more.

[dog whines]

Good-bye.

That's a little good-bye?

Okay, Zippy, we better start the next activity.

What's next?

[barks]

[Calvin] Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

Dress-up time!

Putting on costumes will make Cuddles feel better.

[Stuff] Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

Uh, hmm. Ooh!

Hey!

Oh, boy! Look at me, I'm a cowboy.

Hey, Zippy, can you pick out something special for Cuddles?

Hiya. It's me, Melvin the fire hydrant.

Oh, hey, Cuddles.

[dog whines] - Aw.

Hey, I know you're missing Clover, but don't worry.

I know the perfect thing to make you feel better--

a song!

♪ Head, shoulders, knees, and toes ♪

Hang on a second. I don't have shoulders.

Let me try again.

♪ Head, no shoulders, knees, and toes ♪

You know what, I don't have knees or toes either.

Okay, here we go. This is gonna be it, Cuddles.

♪ Head, no shoulders, no knees, no toes ♪

♪ No knees, no toes, head-- ♪

[laughs] Hey, that tickles.

♪ Head, no shoulders, no knees, no toes ♪

[laughs]

I can't--I can't sing when you're licking.

[laughs] Oh, my side bolt!

[laughs]

Okay, well--well, Cuddles, I hope you feel better.

Good doggie.

Here's the paw pad, guys.

Oh, thanks, Calvin.

Does your dog have a favorite toy

he likes to play with? Let's check it out.

Hmm.

[upbeat music]



Cuddles, I'm gonna cheer you up.

Let's play a game where I try to look like you

and you try to look like me.

Do I look like you?

Okay, now it's your turn.

Hey, not bad. Are you feeling better?

[chuckles]

All right, look at you, feeling better,

having fun at school, playing with all your buddies.

Clover isn't here and you don't miss her.

I am still here.

Oh, I love you.

Okay, now I'll leave.

After a big hug good-bye.

Mm-mwah!

Hmm. I'm not sure

those big hug good-byes are helping Cuddles.

[dog whines] - But I know something

that'll make any dog feel better.

Snack time!

[dogs barking]

Oh, boy, snack time.

[chuckles] Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Cuddles, I know what will make you feel better.

You get to start the Bow Wow Chow Snack Machine.

[quirky music]



Bow wow, time to chow!

[dogs barking]

[Mutt] [chomping]

Mmm! Mmm, mmm.

Mmm! So good!

Cuddles is really missing Clover today.

Just in case the puppies are missing someone,

guess what I have.

Their favorite toy, Mr. Snuggle Muffin.

You ready to play with the puppies

in the puppy playpen?

[high voice] Yes, I am.

I better get a lot of bears. We have a lot of puppies.

[upbeat music]

[children] ♪ Puppy play time



[dog barking]

♪ Puppy play time



♪ Puppy play time



♪ Puppy play time

Wait for it. Wait for it.

And three, two, one.

Zippy's always on time.

[horn honks]

Okay, you know what to do.

It's free time!

You can do any activity you like.

[chuckles] Oh, boy, it's free time.

I'm gonna play inside my dog house.

[chuckles] Oh.

Oh, hey, Cuddles, you want to come play?

Come on. It looks small on the outside,

but it's big on the inside.

Ahh. Welcome, Cuddles.

This is my dog house. Isn't it cool?

There are so many things to do, like--

Ooh, we could play football, or--

Ooh! I got it. Welcome to my favorite chair,

and it's big enough for both of us.

Okay, Cuddles, look, I know you've been

missing Clover today, but I thought of something

that'll make you feel better.

This is my favorite stuffed animal.

His name is Murray the Walrus.

Now, Murray is a super good guy

that you can tell your hopes and dreams to,

and you can cuddle with him and he'll make you feel super good.

Or--or you can chew on him. I do that all the time too.

[chuckles] Yeah.

Okay, well, it looks like you're feeling better already.

Ahh. This is nice, Cuddles.

Just two buddies hanging out.

Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

Hmm? [starts, stammers]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

When I say good-bye,

I use my two front paws, like this.

Good-bye.

Oh, neat. Well, when I say good-bye,

I like to use all four paws, like so.

Good-bye.

Hmm?

Uh-oh.

Ah!

Oh, you really "fell" for that one.

[laughs]

Whoa!

Yeah, I'm okay.

Meow too!

Cuddles, you've been having

such a great time playing at school today.

I bet you don't even miss Clover.

I'm proud of you. Gimme paw.

[chuckles]

[dog barking] [doorbell ringing]

Oh. Coming!

[low voice] Hello. Special delivery

for Mutt & Stuff.

So, how are all the dogs doing today?

Especially Cuddles.

[dog growling]

I wonder if he misses his buddy Clover.

I like your mustache, Clover.

It goes nicely with your dance shoes.

Thank you.

Oh, I mean, what dance shoes?

And who's Clover? I'm the delivery Clover.

I mean, delivery guy.

Sorry, Calvin.

I was just worried that Cuddles misses me.

He did miss you, but now he's playing, having fun.

You're right, Calvin.

I'll go give him a really big hug good-bye.

You know, Clover,

sometimes a small good-bye is all your dog needs.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Let me try that.

Bye, "Cuddums." I'll be back later.

[dog groans]

Calvin, you were right.

Cuddles is gonna be just fine. Thank you.

You're welcome. Hey, don't you have

a dance show this afternoon?

Oh, yeah! I can't be late for the show!

Bye!

Bye.

Okay, class, cleanup time.

[upbeat music]



[dog barking]

Thanks, Princess Pickles.

Whoa, two-pointer.

[laughs]

[dog barking]

Thanks, Zippy.

[dog barks]

Almost there.

[dog barking]

Great job, guys. We cleaned up everything.

[dog groans]

Oh, no, Clover's dance shoes.

We have to return these before her show begins.

Come on, dogs. Paws up, tails out, let's go!

To the Mutt & Stuff bus!

[chuckling]

Melvin, we're going to a hip-hop dance show.

Oh!

[laughs]

[all laughing]

Ooh! Oh, I could do that move.

It's called The Running Man.

[humming]

Uh-- Actually,

I'm more of a stay-in-one-place fire hydrant man.

[laughs]

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Of course I'm here all week. I'm stuck in the cement.

[laughs]

♪ The dogs on the bus go

[dogs barking]

♪ The dogs on the bus go

[dogs barking]

♪ All through the town

[honks horn]

[chuckles]

Where are my dancers?

[dogs barking]

Looking for these?

My dance shoes! Thanks, Calvin.

But I don't even know if I'll need them anymore.

- What? What do you mean? - Huh?

Well, the rest of the dancers are late.

Who's gonna dance with me in the show?

I have an idea.

[quirky hip-hop music]



[dog barking]

[cheers and applause]

Thanks, guys. You're the best.

We're happy to help.

Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

[starts] Hi, Zoe.

What is your favorite hip-hop song?

Hmm.

[span]Baby Got Cat.

[laughs]

[both humming]

[both laughing]

Ah!

[crash]

Yeah, I'm okay.

Meow too!

Hey! Let's celebrate with a doggy dance party!

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff [span] Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Hey, Calvin What are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

[Calvin voice-over] Today, Cuddles really missed Clover.

I know you miss me. It's okay, I'm here.

[Calvin voice-over] Then Cuddles had fun at school,

and that made him feel better.

And Clover learned that small good-byes

are the best good-byes for your dog.

Bye, "Cuddums." I'll be back later.

And then we came here to help Clover

put on an awesome dance show.

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say ready you say ruff ♪

[cheers and applause]

Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.

- Good-bye. [dog barking]

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪

♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say ready

♪ You say ruff

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪

♪ Bark along

♪ And put your paws up

♪ Pets can't seem to

♪ Get enough of

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ [span]Mutt & Stuff♪
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