01x03 - Zippy's Birthday Bash

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x03 - Zippy's Birthday Bash

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]

[buzzer sounds]

[fan whirring]



[barks]

Hi, I'’m Calvin.

And today is a really special day

here at Mutt & Stuff.

It'’s Zippy'’s birthday.

[horn blows]

Whoo-hoo!

Hey, Zippy, let'’s birthday boogie.

[barking]

And I thought [span]Iwas excited.

Okay, birthday boy, time to start school.

You know what to do.

[buzzer sounds]

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell tolling]

[laughter]

Zippy, way to go!

[bell tolling]

Hey, guys.

[kids] Hi!

[barks]

Time to celebrate Zippy'’s birthday!

Whoo-hoo!

That'’s right.

Get your party on, everyone.

[Calvin] And here comes Sunny

with his sunny smile.

Hey-hey, hiya, Calvin.

Hey, Stuff.

Hey, it'’s Zippy'’s birthday today.

Are we gonna have a big party for him?

We'’ll talk about that later.

Uh...we'’ll bark about it tomater.

Later.

The birthday you-know-who is right over there.

You-know-who?

I thought it was Zippy'’s birthday.

Stuff...

Ooh!

Right, I get it.

Okay, I won'’t say a word

about Zippy'’s birthd--uh...

Hmm, hey, look, treats.

[clears throat]

[humming]

Morning, everyone.

The doggy roll call is coming at you

in three, two, one.

Let'’s see who'’s here today.

My dog Zippy.

Sunny, sit up and say hi.

[barks]

Who'’s the coolest dog in the world?

Mr. Shades!

[barks, grumbles]

Dude!

He loves to surf the waves.

Oh, Grandma, you know we all love you.

[whimpers]

Who'’s the prettiest princess of them all?

Princess Pickles!

What do you say, little Cricket?

[crickets chirping]

Hey, Pixie.

Give us a spin.

How about a hug, Cuddles?

How you feeling, Grumbles?

[barks, growls]

Giggle and Wiggle!

They look exactly the same.

Rocket!

Wait.

Rocket?

Where are you?

Rocket was hanging in the doghouse.

[barks]

And last but not least, Stuff,

who has a big announcement.

Ooh, yes, I do.

[laughs]

Okay. [clears throat]

Happy birthday, Zippy!

[barking]

Happy birthday, Zippy.

[barking]

[laughs]

Let'’s start the day with Zippy'’s favorite subject,

doggy math.

Hey-hey! Ruff, ruff!

[Stuff] Yay!

Hey, Zippy, what'’s one bone plus one bone?

[barks twice]

Right, two bones.

I'’ll write your answer down.

Oh, no, there'’s no chalk.

Zippy, can you fetch some chalk in the storage box?

[barks]

Did you find any chalk, Zippy?

[barks]

I had to get Zippy out of the room,

so we can plan his birthday party.

Hey-hey! Hooray, whoo-hoo!

Shh, it'’s a surprise party.

Ah.

Hmm, I just wish I knew what to get Zippy.

I'’ll think of something.

Right now, let'’s get ready for the party.

[exciting music]



Dress-up time!

Okay, everyone, go pick out a birthday party hat.

Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

[chuckles]

[gasps, chuckles]

Your majesty.

[barks]

[barks]

Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

Whoa, ho, hey, Zoe.

Did you hear they'’re throwing

a surprise party for Zippy?

Aw, no one ever plans a surprise party for me.

Me neither.

[both] Surprise!

[both scream]

[thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

Even the puppies are gonna help out with the party.

Let'’s go check out the puppy playpen.

Let'’s go.

[kids] ♪ Puppy playtime

[upbeat music]

♪♪

♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪Puppy playtime, puppy playtime ♪

[Stuff] Okay, Rocket, we'’re gonna put this banner nice and high.

And--you know what?

Let me go lower.

[grunting]

Stuff, Stuff.

Huh?

I think I found the perfect gift for Zippy.

Ooh, what is it, Calvin?

The super bouncy booster ball.

[gasps] Yeah, Zippy loves playing fetch.

- Yeah. - Hey, let'’s try it out.

Okay.

All right, Stuff, ready?

Yeah.

Ooh, ooh, I got it!

I got--whoa!

Nope.

I got--

[Calvin] Whoa.

Wait, is it--what?

Ooh, it'’s--

[clattering]

I got it.

[grunts]

Whoa.

Did I get it, or did it get me?

Geh...durf.

Zippy will never be able to play fetch with that ball.

Yeah.

I got to find him a better gift.

[groans]

Zippy, you found the chalk.

Good boy.

Okay, I got to give Zippy something else to do,

so I can find him a better present.

Hmm.

Good idea, Dude.

Hey, Zippy, let'’s play a game of birthday fetch.

Ready?

Fetch!

Take your time.

Smell the roses.

Just don'’t dig them up.

Okay, we have some time before Zippy gets back.

Let'’s keep getting ready for the party.

[exciting music]



Arts and crafts.

We can make Zippy a big birthday card

from the whole pack.

Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

Oh, boy.

Oh, look at all these materials.

We'’re gonna be able to make the best card

in the entire world.

How about a brush or two?

There we go.

Oh, it'’s gonna be great.

[barks]

Okay.

Got our card here. [chuckles]

Oh, that'’s right.

We'’re gonna put our paws in the paint.

And blam!

Oh, good job, you guys.

This card is looking great.

Okay, my turn.

[humming]

Hey-hey.

And ta-da!

Whoa-ho, look at that.

We did such a good job.

Zippy'’s gonna love his birthday card.

More paw prints.

That'’ll get his tail wagging. [laughs]

Hey, you'’re not supposed to eat the paint.

[Calvin] Hey, Zippy, did you find your ball yet?

[upbeat music]



Thanks.

How do you celebrate birthdays with your dog?

Let'’s check it out on the Paw Pad.

[upbeat music]

♪♪

Let'’s see what the puppies are up to.

Let'’s go.

[kids] ♪ Puppy playtime

[upbeat music]

♪♪

♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪Puppy playtime ♪

♪ Puppy playtime

You'’re back. Good boy.

Can you put the ball away, please?

- Stuff. - Yeah.

I know I found the perfect gift for Zippy.

Ooh, what is it?

A zooper dooper kazoo.

[kazoo honks]

Oh, wow, that'’s a great gift, Calvin.

Almost as good as that tuba Princess Pickles bought him.

[tuba melody]

[sighs]

So much for this itty-bitty, tiny kazoo.

How am I ever gonna find something amazing for Zippy?

Um...you'’ll think of something.

[tuba melody]

Hmm...I still can'’t think of a good gift for Zippy.

Maybe a quick snack break would help.

It'’s snack time!

[barking]

Ooh, boy, snack time.

[chuckles]

[smacking lips]

Okay, Zippy, because it'’s your birthday,

you get to start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

♪Bowwow ♪

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow



♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow chow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow chow

♪ Bowwow, bowwow



♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow chow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow chow

Bowwow, time to chow!

[peaceful music]



Mm, so good.

Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

[gasps] Oh, hey, Zoe.

I didn'’t get an invitation to the surprise party.

I guess it got lost in the mail.

No, it didn'’t.

It got lost in... my tail.

[sad trumpet note]

[laughter]

[thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

While I try to find the perfect gift,

Zippy'’s gonna watch videos of himself as a puppy.

[laughing]

Party time.

Hey, Stuff.

The balloons for the party look amazing.

Well, you can never have too many balloons.

Huh?

- [laughs] - Very true.

Maybe all the balloons will keep Zippy from noticing

I couldn'’t find him the perfect gift.

Oh, Calvin, maybe I can help.

Here!

You could give Zippy this sweater.

It was a little too small for me.

Try it on.

Oh, it'’s perfect.

[laughs]

Sort of.

Thanks, Stuff.

But I don'’t think I'’ll ever find the right gift for Zippy.

Oh, well, don'’t give up, Calvin.

I know you'’ll find something.

Hey, give me paw.

Yeah, I guess it is a little big.

[chuckles]

Hiya, it'’s me, Melvin the fire hydrant.

Ah, hey there, Zippy.

I have a special song for you for your birthday.

♪ There was a farmer had a dog ♪

♪ And Zippy was his name-o

♪ Z-i-p-p--

Whoa! Whoa!

♪ Z-i-p-p--

Okay, that'’s my funny bolt.

That'’s my funny bolt!

♪ Z-i-p--

I can'’t sing.

All right, you win.

You win! [laughs]

Happy birthday, Zippy.

Okay, birthday presents, check.

Funny dog-shaped balloon, check.

Birthday cake, ch--

Um...

[gasps] Oh, boy.

Ooh! Oh, Calvin, I'’m glad you'’re here.

There is a big problem.

Don'’t remind me.

I still don'’t have a present for Zippy.

Well, then, make that two problems.

We forgot to pick up Zippy'’s birthday cake.

Oh, no.

Hey, Calvin.

I am here for Zippy'’s birthday party.

Hey, Dad.

What'’s wrong?

You don'’t look like you'’re in a party mood.

I forgot Zippy'’s birthday cake.

But the worst part is,

I still can'’t figure out what gift to get Zippy.

You know what makes dogs the happiest?

Hmm?

Being part of a pack.

Really?

So planning a party with all of his friends

is the best thing I can give Zippy.

Exactly.

And you are a good friend.

Um...

Pardon me, guys,

but what about the cake?

I have an idea.

You guys go get the cake,

and I'’ll take Zippy for a birthday walk.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Good. Hey, Zippy.

[barks]

Zippy, my dad'’s gonna take you for a walk.

[barking]

Come on, Zippy, let'’s go for a walk.

Come on. Good!

To the dog bakery.

Paws up, tails out, let'’s go.

[Stuff] Yeah.

To the Mutt & Stuff bus!

Oh, boy, whoo!

Well, solving that problem was a piece of cake.

[laughs] You get it?

'’Cause they'’re going to a bakery...

with cake, and there'’s pieces...

Thank you.

I'’ll be here all week.

Of course I'’ll be here all week.

I'’m stuck in the cement.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

♪♪

♪The dogs on the bus go ♪

[barking melodically]

♪ The dogs on the bus go

[barking melodically]

♪ All through the town

[horn beeps]

[laughs]

- Hey. - Whoa.

Remember, dogs can'’t eat chocolate,

so these cakes are made out of ingredients

that they can eat.

Whoa.

I like that one.

Me too.

One doggy cake to go, please.

[horn beeps]

[Calvin] Let'’s clean up before the party.

[barking]

We'’re all set up for the party.

My dad and Zippy should be here any second.

Calvin, we'’re back.

I'’m so glad to see you, Zippy. Can we have a nose-to-nose?

Zippy, I wanted to get you the perfect gift.

Then I realized what you really want

is to be with your friends.

So I decided to get you...

this!

[kids] Surprise!

Whoa!

[cheering]

I think Zippy likes his gift.

Let'’s celebrate with a birthday doggy dance party.

Come on, everyone.

Wag it like you mean it.

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[Calvin] What a great day.

Today was Zippy'’s surprise birthday party.

Okay, birthday presents, check.

Funny dog-shaped balloon, check.

Yeah.

[Calvin] But I couldn'’t find the right gift for Zippy.

Then my dad helped me realize that there was only one gift

Zippy wanted more than anything:

to be with his friends.

[kids] Surprise!

You know what makes dogs the happiest?

Hmm?

Being part of a pack.

And now we'’re here at the best birthday party ever!

[upbeat music]

♪♪

Hey!

Whoa-ho-ho!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]

Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff. [laughs]



[barking]

Hey, Davenport.

- Davenport! - Wha-huh?

Oh, hey, Zoe.

Have you ever been to a dog birthday party?

No, but I'’ve been chased by one.

[sad trumpet note]

[laughter]

[thud]

- Good-bye, everyone. - See you next time.

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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