01x06 - Lady Woof Woof

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x06 - Lady Woof Woof

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]



[barks]



- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff,

the only school where our students raise their paw

to bark a question.

Hey, Zippy.

Cool shades for my cool dog, Zippy.



Now Zippy'’s ready for today'’s visitor,

the world-famous doggy rock star,

Lady Woof Woof!

She'’s coming to Mutt & Stuff today,

and we'’re gonna sing her a song!

[barks]

Zippy'’s a big fan.

We'’ll save these for later.

Okay, Zippy, time to start school.

Come on!



[bell buzzes]

Thanks, Zippy!

[bell ringing]

Good boy!



Calling all dogs!

[barks]



- Rock and roll your way inside!

[chuckles]

[dogs bark]



[dogs bark]



[dogs barking]



[dogs barking]



- I hope everyone'’s excited about Lady Woof Woof like I am!

- Hey, Calvin. - Hey.

- I'’m so excited.

I can'’t wait to meet Lady Woof Woof!

I'’m a really big fan.

- She'’s great.

I have her picture!

- Ooh, me too.

- Whoa. [laughs]

He'’s a super fan.

- Mm-hmm. - Okay, Stuff.

Let'’s get ready for Lady Woof Woof'’s visit.

- Whoo-hoo! - Come on.

- [laughs]



- Good morning, everyone!

Let'’s see who'’s here today.

Everyone here?

[dogs barking]

Everybody'’s here.

And the super fan who'’s pretty super himself, Stuff!

- Oh, I'’m a big fan!

- [laughs]

- '’Cause Lady Woof Woof is the rocking-est rock star

who'’s ever rocked.

[chuckles]

I really hope she likes me.

- You'’re the big loveable Stuff!

Of course she'’ll like you.

And everyone'’s gonna love our next activity!

Zippy, take it away.



[barks]



There'’s so many activities!

What should we do?

[wheel clicking]

It'’s dress-up time!

Let'’s get ready for Lady Woof Woof

and be rock stars!

- Open the Doggy Everything Closet!

Ooh!

Yeah!

Whoa!

[chuckles]

Mm-mm.

[dogs barking]



[barking]



Ooh, ooh! She'’s here!

She'’s here!



[rock music]

- Ladies and gentle dogs, please welcome

the world-famous rock star--

- Wait, wait.

Not yet.

[quirky music]



Now you may introduce her.

- Okay, let me try that again.

Here she is, the one and only Lady Woof Woof!

[rock music]



Hi, I'’m Calvin.

You must be Lady Woof Woof'’s friend.

- Oh, no.

I am Lady Woof Woof'’s special helper.

The name is Dougie Walker.

- So like "doggy walker."

- Doggy walker?

Dougie Walker.

Huh! I never thought of that.

[laughs]

- So your job is to walk Lady Woof Woof?

- Oh, no. I do much more than that.

Anything Lady Woof Woof needs, I get.

She needs food, I get it.

She needs water, I pour it.

If she has an accident, I take care of that too.

- Whoa, that sounds like a fun job.

I wish I could be Lady Woof Woof'’s special helper.

- Oh, pardon me.

I'’m needed.

Yes, Lady Woof Woof?

[whimpers]

You have an itch?

In the usual spot?

[whimpers]

Well, it would be my pleasure.

[whining happily]

Nice and easy.

All right, all done.

Okay, Lady Woof Woof is ready.

What shall we do?

- Well you'’re just in time for an activity.

Oh, Zippy!

[upbeat music]



Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

[wheel clicking]

It'’s playtime!

- ♪ It'’s playtime ♪

[dogs barking]

♪ It'’s playtime ♪



♪ It'’s playtime ♪



- Hey, guys!

A game of fetch is always fun!

- Okay, here we go.



Okay. [grunts]



[barks]

Do-do-do.

Okay, Pixie.

It'’s maybe a little high for you,

so try this.

Ready? Okay.

- ♪ It'’s playtime ♪

- Aww.

- ♪ It'’s playtime ♪



♪ It'’s playtime ♪



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- [yells] Hey, Zoe.

- Do you like Lady Woof Woof?

- Oh, yeah. I'’m a big fan.

[laughter]

- Whoa! - Whoa, whoa!

- [yells]

- [yells]

I'’m okay! - Meow too!

[upbeat music]

- Hey, guys.

How was playtime?

- Oh, I have the best playtime ever.

Lady Woof Woof, I hope you had fun

'’cause I had fun, and I want you to have fun.

- Oh, Lady Woof Woof enjoyed herself.

- Oh, good.

[whispering] Hey, Calvin, Lady Woof Woof'’s

having a good time.

- [whispering] Yes!

- Excuse me.

Yes?

[whimpering]

More water?

Yes, I'’m on it.

[groans] - Ooh!

Hey, I can get some water for Lady Woof Woof.

- Aww, that'’d be really nice of you, Stuff.

- Oh, boy, oh, boy, this is so exciting.

Getting water for Lady Woof Woof!

Whoo-hoo!

- Here, have a seat. - [sighs]

Oh, thank you.



- Here I come, water on the way for Lady Woof Woof!

Oh, I'’m so sorry!

I can--let me dry you off.

[quirky music]



Here you go, sir.



Okay.

Oh.

All dry!

- How do I look?

- Um...

[muttering]

Um...

[whimpering]

- Pardon me.

Yes?

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Lady Woof Woof is hungry.

I shall go prepare her snack.

- And I'’ll prepare our snack.

It'’s snack time!

[upbeat music]

- Oh, boy!

Snack time!



- Mr. Shades, looking cool!

You get to start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine!

[drum roll]

[quirky music]



- ♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow



- Wait for it.

Wait for it.



- ♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow chow

- Snack time is the best time!

- ♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow chow

♪ Bowwow

♪ Bowwow chow

- Bowwow! Time to chow!

[dogs bark]

[gentle music]



Here you go, guys.

They'’re all gonna watch a Lady Woof Woof music video

on the Paw Pad!

[upbeat electronic music]



Hey, Mr. Dougie Walker.

Why didn'’t Lady Woof Woof join us for a snack today?

- Yeah. It was yummy!

- Well, Lady Woof Woof prefers a fancy table.

[upbeat music]

Lady Woof Woof, your food is on the way.

- Ooh! Ooh!

Hey, can I help serve Lady Woof Woof'’s snack?

- Oh, no need.

Helping is my job.

It'’s my pleasure.

- Yeah, but I can help both of you.

- Aww, that'’s very nice of you, Stuff.

- Here.

[clears throat]

Here you go, Mr. Walker.

Have a seat.

[gentle music]

- Huh, me?



- Welcome to Chez Mutt & Stuff.

- This is very nice.

I'’ve never been waited on before.

- Oh, Zippy!

Some of our finest kibble, if you will, sir.

[barks]

Ah.



Mm-hmm.

There'’s some kibble.



For you, my good lady.



Okay, and then...

there'’s--okay,

and for you...



Mr. Doggy Walker, sir,

I have this...

spaghetti a la Stuff.

Make that spaghetti a la you.

Oh, I'’m so sorry.

Oh, I was just trying to help.

- It...

was an accident.

It'’s okay.

- Oh, Lady Woof Woof will never like me if I keep messing up.

- You'’re a good pup, Stuff.

Don'’t you worry.



- I'’ve never sung a song for a rock star before.

I'’m actually a little nervous.

[chuckles]

♪ A, B, C, D

♪ E, F, G

♪ H, I, J, K

♪ L, M, N, O, P

♪ Q--

[laughs] ♪ Q--

[laughs]

I guess rock star dogs like fire hydrants too!

[laughs]

Good dog, Lady Woof Woof.

[laughing] Good dog.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Mm?

[yells]

Hi there, Zoe.

- We should practice our singing too.

- Mm-hmm.

- ♪ Do, re

- ♪ Meow

[laughter]

- [yells] - Whoa!

I'’m okay!

- ♪ Meow too!

- Here you go.

- [laughs] Thanks.

- Do your dogs like to rock out to music?

Let'’s check it out on the Paw Pad!

[upbeat music]

[dogs howling]



[howling]

[howling and barking]



[barks]

[dogs howling]



Okay, guys!

We'’re gonna sing a song for Lady Woof Woof!

You ready?

[dogs barking]

And now, the students of Mutt & Stuff

will sing you a special song.

Wait, we can'’t sing.

We'’re missing someone really important.

Where'’s Stuff?

- I'’m in here.



- [sighs]

Hey, Stuff.

Do you want to come out of your doghouse

and sing a song for Lady Woof Woof?

- Oh, I'’ll probably just mess it up.

- Sounds like Stuff needs a buddy right about now.

I'’ll be right back.

[gentle music]



Hey, Stuff. What'’s up, buddy?

- Well, all I wanted was for Lady Woof Woof

to like me, but I didn'’t do anything right.

- Well, Stuff, you don'’t have to be perfect

for someone to like you.

- Really?

- You'’re a kind, loveable pup,

mistakes and all.

- Calvin, you always make me feel better.

Hey, should we do a super paw?

- Super paw!

- Super paw!

- Okay, Stuff.

Let'’s go say good-bye to Lady Woof Woof.

She has to leave for her big rock concert.

- [laughs] Okay.

- Come on.

- [humming]

Do-de-do-do.

- Hmm. Mm-hmm.

- Lady Woof Woof, I'’m sorry I messed everything up today.

- Actually, Lady Woof Woof thinks you'’re great!

- Wha-- she does?

- When little Pixie lost her ball

on top of the jungle gym, you got it down for her.

- Oh, yeah.

- Then you offered to get Lady Woof Woof water.

- Oh, yeah, but then I spilled it on your head.

- True, but then you got me a tasty spaghetti snack.

- And that landed on your head.

- All right, look. Let'’s not focus on that.

The point is you'’re a kind puppy.

In fact, Lady Woof Woof says she wants to be more like you,

and so do I.

- Wow!

- See, Stuff?

Everybody thinks you'’re great!

Don'’t ever change.

You'’re perfect just the way you are.

- Oh, thanks, guys.

I feel so much better.

- Oh, my!

We have to be going.

Lady Woof Woof has a big concert.

[phone ringing]

Hold on. Important phone call.

This is Dougie Walker.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my!

- That'’s a three "Oh, my!" phone call.

- That doesn'’t sound good.

- It'’s not!

All of Lady Woof Woof'’s backup singers got lost!

- [gasps]

- We'’re going to have to cancel the concert!

- [mutters]

But wa-- wait!

We can sing!

- That'’s a great idea, Stuff!

We'’ll be your backup singers!



- You guys are the best!

We'’ll see you at the concert.

- We'’ll meet you there,

but first, it'’s clean up time!

[upbeat music]

- Wha--wha--wha!



[dog barks]



[dog howls]



[dog barks]

Here we go.

Almost there.

- Come on, dogs!

Paws up, tails out,

let'’s go to Lady Woof Woof'’s show!



To the Mutt & Stuff bus!

- [laughs]

Oh, boy!

Whoo!

- Have fun at the show!

And remember, even though you'’re backup singers,

you still have to drive the bus forward!

[laughs]

Thank you! Thank you!

I'’ll be here all week!

Course I'’m here all week.

I'’m stuck in the cement!

[laughs]



- ♪ The dogs on the bus go:

[dogs barking]



♪ The dogs on the bus go:

[dogs barking]

♪ All through the town

[horn honks]



[audience cheering]

[cheers and applause]

- Stuff, the show'’s about to begin!

- I know! This is so exciting!

[upbeat electronic music]

[dogs barking]



[Lady Woof Woof barking]



[Lady Woof Woof barking]

[dogs barking]



- Stuff!

Lady Woof Woof wants you to sing with her!

[Lady Woof Woof barking]

- What?

Okay!

♪ Woof!

♪ Woof!

♪ Woof!

♪ Woof, woof! ♪

♪ Woof!

♪ Woof!

♪ Woof!

[cheers and applause]

- Wow, what a great show!

Let'’s celebrate with a doggy dance party!

Come on, guys!

Wag it like you mean it!

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu Mutt & Stuff! ♪

- What an amazing day.

Lady Woof Woof visited today,

and Stuff really wanted her to like him.

- I'’m so excited!

I can'’t wait to meet Lady Woof Woof!

I'’m a really big fan.

- When he kept messing things up,

he thought she wouldn'’t want to be his friend.

- Oh, Lady Woof Woof will never like me if I keep messing up.

- You'’re a good pup, Stuff.

Then Stuff realized that it'’s okay to make mistakes,

and you don'’t need to change who you are

for someone to like you.

You'’re a kind, loveable pup,

mistakes and all.

And then, we came here to sing with Lady Woof Woof!



- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu Mutt & Stuff! ♪



- Thanks for joining us today!

See you back at Mutt & Stuff!



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Hmm?

Whoa! Hey there, Zoe.

- I want to be a backup singer too.

- Yeah! Let'’s try it!

- both: ♪ We'’re backing up ♪

♪ Backing up

♪ Backing--

[both yell]

- Good-bye, everyone.

- See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

♪ Mutt & Stuff

♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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