01x08 - Class Picture Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
Post Reply

01x08 - Class Picture Day

Post by bunniefuu »

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]



[dog barks]



[barks]



- Hey! Welcome to Mutt & Stuff,

the only school where we serve snacks in a dog bowl.

Hey, Zippy.

I have something special for you.

[barks]

Today is class picture day,

so I got Zippy this bow tie.

[chuckles]

The other dogs are gonna be blown away when they see you.

[bow tie whirring]

Uh! Uh! Aah!

Zippy!

That'’s one strong bow tie!

[chuckles]

You can turn it off now!



Aah!

That was fun.

Okay, Zippy, we better save this for later.

Right now, it'’s time to start school.

Take it away, Zippy!

[barks]



[alarm buzzes]

Thanks, Zippy!

[bell rings]

[chuckles]

Blast off!



Hey, guys! all: Hi!

[barks]



- Hey, look at me!

I got a new haircut for picture day!

Hmmm!

- I love it.

Time for school!

[dogs bark]



[dogs bark]



[dog barks]

Cuddles, looking good for picture day.

[barks]

- [yawns] Hey, Calvin.

I'’m ready for picture day, but I think my tail

is looking a little fuzzy.

- [laughs] Stop, stop.

- Huh? - Don'’t worry.

I can fix that.

- Oh, um...

- There! You look great.

- Huh? Oh, wow!

That'’s great. Thanks, Calvin.

You'’re the best.

- Thanks.

Time to start class. Come on!

- Yeah.

- Morning, everyone.

The doggy roll call is coming at you in three, two, one.

Let'’s see who'’s here today.

My dog Zippy!

Sonny, sit up, and say hi!

[barks]

Who'’s the coolest dog in the world?

Mr. Shades!

[barks]

Dude! He loves to surf the waves.

Oh, Grandma, you know we all love you!

Who'’s the prettiest princess of them all?

Princess Pickles!

What do you say, little Cricket?

[cricket chirps]

Hey, Pixie! Give us a spin.

How about a hug, Cuddles?

How are you feeling, Grumbles?

[barks and growls]

Give it up to the Barks Brothers,

Giggle and Wiggle!

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

Rocket!

Wait. Where'’s Rocket?

[dog barks]



[barks]

Rocket loves the toy box.

And who is the most lovable pup in the world?

- This one right here.

The one and only Stuff!

- Okay, class, today is picture day.

You can strike a pose like this...

- [gasps]

- Or this...and this!

And best of all, you can rock it like this.

[chuckles] Okay.

There'’s still lots to do before we go

to the photo studio to take our pictures.

Zippy, show us what we'’re doing first.



[barks]



Zippy, spin the wheel

and pick out something for us to do.



Dress-up time!

Everyone pick out your clothes for picture day.



Open the Doggy Everything Closet!



- Oh, look at this!

[chuckles]

Oh, I'’m totally gonna use this.



- Come on. Pick out something good.

There'’s a wag for every tail and a hat for every dog.



[whimpers]



[both growling]

- Hey, Davenport! Davenport!

- [startled gasp] Ahem, hi, Zoe.

- Want to see a picture of me as a baby?

- Well, sure I do.

Whoa! That'’s you?

You gotta be kitten me!

[laughter]

- Whoa! - Aah! Oh!

Ugh! I'’m okay.

- Meow too!

- Zippy, you guys picked out some great costumes

for picture day.

You'’re gonna look great!

[barks]

[growling]

Uh-oh. That doesn'’t sound good.

Rocket, Princess Pickles, what'’s going on here?

I get it.

Argh, we'’ve got ourselves a wee little problem.

Two dogs want the same pirate hat for picture day.

I have an idea.

Zippy, while I dig up a second pirate hat,

can you please find something for the class to do?

[barks]

Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

It'’s playtime!

Go have fun in the Mutt and Stuff playground!

♪ - It'’s playtime♪

♪ It'’s playtime♪

- Here we go! Whoo hoo! ♪ - It'’s playtime♪

♪ It'’s playtime♪

- Whoo hoo!

[snoring]

[whistling melody]



♪ - It'’s playtime♪

♪ It'’s playtime♪

- Remember, you two.

If there'’s only one toy, you gotta share it.

Here'’s the Paw Pad, guys.

- Oh, boy.

- Do you ever dress your dog up in costumes to take pictures?

Let'’s check it out.

[upbeat music]



Guess what time it is?

Snack time!

[barking]

- Oh, boy, snack time!

- Grumbles, you can'’t be grumpy about this.

You get to start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

[whimsical music]



♪ - Bow wow♪

♪ Bow wow♪

♪ Bow wow♪

♪ Bow wow♪

♪ Bow wow♪

♪ Bow wow♪

- Snack time is the best time!

♪ - Bow wow♪

♪ Bow wow chow♪

♪ Bow wow♪

♪ Bow wow chow♪

♪ Bow wow♪

- Count down to chow down in three,

two, one.

Bow-wow, time to chow!

[barking]

Mmm, mmm

Mmm, so good!

- I hope the puppies are sharing their costumes.

They'’re getting ready for picture day, too.

Let'’s check out the puppy playpen.

Let'’s go!

♪ - Puppy playtime♪

♪ Puppy playtime♪

♪ Puppy playtime♪

[harmonica melody]



♪ Puppy playtime♪

♪ Puppy playtime♪

♪ Puppy playtime, puppy playtime♪

[snoring]

[mumbling]

- Hey, Davenport? Davenport!

- Wha--wha--whoa!

Oh, hey Zoe. - Hi.

- I was just having a dream about a pirate cat.

- Oh, what did he say?

- Shiver me whiskers.

[laughter]

- Ah, I'’m okay.

- Meow, too. Argh.

- Zippy, I have to figure out how to help Princess Pickles

share that pirate hat.

- Calvin, I have an idea.

I know how to turn one hat into two hats.

Magic!

Abra-dog-cabra,

hocus poodle pocus,

here'’s what I'’ll do,

turn one hat into two.

- Hey, how'’d I get in here?

- Um...

tah-dah?

- It'’s okay, Stuff. Thanks for trying.

I'’ve got to figure out this pirate hat problem,

or else we won'’t be able to take our class pictures today.

Come on, Zippy.

- Hiya, it'’s me,

Melvin the fire hydrant.

[dog barks]

Oh, hey there Rocket.

Sorry I don'’t have an extra pirate hat.

But I do know a song about someone wearing a hat.

[laughs]

♪ Yankee Doodle went to town a-riding on a pony ♪

♪He stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni ♪

♪Yank-- ♪ [laughs]

Cut it out, that tickles.

♪ Yankee doodle, keep it up

[laughs] No, don'’t keep it up.

Your nose. It'’s so cold!

I give up. I give up, okay?

Nice doggie. Nice doggie.

[laughs]

- Here you go, Stuff. - Ooh, thanks, Calvin.

- We'’re gonna watch a video of one of our

Mutt and Stuff buddies on the Paw Pad.

Let'’s check it out.

- Yeah.

[static]

[dance music]



[records scratching]



[record scratching]

[growls]

- Hey! Are you two fighting

over the hat again?

I have to find a way

for you two to share this pirate hat.

It'’s almost time for our class pictures.

[chuckles] Oh! I know!

[both bark]

I'’ll call my dad on the Paw Pad.

He used to run Mutt & Stuff.

He knows a lot about dogs.

- Hi, Calvin!

- Hi, Dad. Where are you?

- Right behind you.

- Hey, Dad. - Hi, Calvin.

- I heard it'’s Picture Day, so I dropped by

to bring you this!

- [chuckles] Well, it'’s makes a bold statement.

- Wait, it gets even bolder.

[chiming and ringing]

- I love it. - Yes!

- But I don'’t love that the dogs

have been fighting over this hat all day.

- Well, they might look like they'’re fighting,

but they'’re actually playing with the same hat.

- Oh, you'’re right.

So I have to find a way for them to play with it together.

- Do they know how to play the game "Leave it"?

- Yeah, I taught them "Leave It" when they were puppies.

- Great! Let'’s go play then.

Okay, Princess Pickles,

it'’s your turn to play with the hat.

And now, leave it.

[growls softly]

Good girl, Princess Pickles, good girl!

- Go ahead, Rocket. Take it.

[growls softly]

Now leave it.

- Good! - Good boy!

- Hmm. Instead of trying to wear the hat at the same time,

they can take turns.

- Just like kids at school playing with their toys.

- Hmm. Problem solved. Thanks, Pa.

- You got it, son.

Now have a great Picture Day, and don'’t forget to smile.

- Paws up! Tails out! Clean up time!

Thanks, Princess Pickles.

[energetic music]

- ♪ Arf arf arf



♪ [howls]

- Whoa, two-pointer!

- Heh heh heh!

[vacuum whirring]



♪ Woof woof



♪ Woof woof



- To the Muff & Stuff bus!

- Heh heh! Oh, boy!

[chuckles]

Whoo-hoo!

- Hey, you dogs are gonna love having your photo taken.

[chuckles] You know, they say a picture'’s worth

a thousand woofs!

[rimshot]

[laughing] Thank you!

All be here all week!

Of course I'’ll be here all week.

I'’m stuck in the cement. Ha ha ha!

[upbeat music]



♪ The dogs on the bus go

♪ Woof woof woof

♪ Woof woof woof

♪ Woof woof woof

♪ The dogs on the bus go

♪ Woof woof woof

♪ All through the town

[horn beeps]



[camera shutter clicking]

[dogs barking]

- Wow! Look! It'’s our photographer.

I mean, "dog-tographer". Heh heh!

Get those tails a'’wagging! It'’s time to take some photos!

Yeah!

[surf rock music]

Here comes Dude, our surfer dog.

Check out his surfer shades and Hawaiian shirt.

He'’s ready to hit the beach and jump onto the waves.

Give us a surfer shake, Dude.

Oh, yeah!

And here comes Cuddles.

He'’s looking very sharp in his sailor outfit.

Lift up your paws and salute.

Good boy!

Hello, Cricket. Look at you!

Rocking it in your awesome top hat and gold shades.

Hey, Grumbles! You'’re not grumpy today.

Nice hat, nice tie, nice glasses.

You are bowwow awesome!

Is that a real wizard?

No, it'’s the happiest dog in Mutt & Stuff.

Hey, Sunny!

Sit right up and show us your sunny smile.

Good boy!

[country western music]

Yee-haw!

Here comes Pixie, our adventure dog.

And today'’s adventure is a cowboy rodeo.

Go get '’em, partner!

[rock music]

Here he comes, % pure cool.

What'’s up, Mr. Shades?

Turn this way and smile.

And stick out your tongue.

Good boy!

[pop music]

Hey, it'’s the Barks Brothers,

Giggle and Wiggle.

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

You guys are rocking it in your sparkly hats

and awesome sunglasses.

He'’s the biggest puppy on the planet.

It'’s the loveable, huggable Stuff!

Abracadile!

Stretch out your arms and smile.

[mysterious music]

Abracashluppy!

Out of your hat comes a puppy!



Here comes a dog who really knows how to roll

in style... it'’s my dog Zippy!

[upbeat march]

You want to take your picture on your back paws?

Or front paws?

Or just wave to the camera?

Say "cheese", Zippy!

[deep voice] Shiver me timbers!

That'’s one pirate who knows how to walk the plank.

And best of all, she knows how to share.

Good girl!

And what'’s better than a pirate dog?

Two pirate dogs!

[pirate shanty]

Show us what ya got, matey!



And now the best picture of all--

our class photo.

It'’s always great to get the whole pack together.

Everybody smile!

I'’m really proud of you two.

Today, you learned how to share by taking turns.

Gimme paw!

Double style!

Today was the best Picture Day ever!

Let'’s celebrate with a doggie dance party.

Come on! Wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

♪ Mutt & Stuff

♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today?

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff!

- Wow! What an amazing day.

Rocket and Princess Prickles both wanted the pirate hat

for Picture Day.

I have to find a way for you two

to share this pirate hat.

Then they played the game "Leave it"

and shared the hat.

- And now, leave it.

[growls softly]

- Now leave it.

[growls softly]

- That meant that they both got a turn to be pirates.

And then we came here for Picture Day!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

Thanks for joining us today!

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.

Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

Wh-wh-wh-huh?

It'’s time for our class picture.

But who'’s gonna take it?

Let'’s take a selfie.

Okay.

Heh heh.

Say "meow"!

both: Meow!

[both yelp]

[thud]

- Good-bye, everyone! - See you next time!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
Post Reply