01x12 - Ninja Dog

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs barking]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- [barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[playful music]

♪

- [barking]

- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff--

the only school where the students sit and stay for fun.

Hey, Zippy.

Zippy'’s sneaking around because today

we'’re learning how to be doggy ninjas.

Right, Zippy?

Hmm, where'’d you go?

[whoosh]

Hmm.

Zippy.

[whooshing]

Zippy.

[whooshing]

Zippy!

Yah! - [barks]

- [chuckles] Got ya. Let'’s start our day, Zippy.

[upbeat music]

[buzzer sounds]

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell tolling]

[slide whistle plays]

Ya-hoo!

♪

Calling all dogs.

- [barking]

♪

- Calling all ninja dogs.

[imitates whooshing]

[laughs]

- That'’s right. Come on in.

[dogs barking]

♪

[dogs barking]

♪

- [barks]

- Hiya, Pixie.

- [laughs, humming] - Hiya, Stuff.

- Hiya, Calvin.

Whoo!

[humming]

- With all these "hiyas," I bet Ninja Day'’s gonna be

a real kick.

Hiya!

Good morning, everyone.

Okay, let'’s see who'’s here today.

It'’s time for the doggy roll call.

- Whee!

- Who can do a backflip and drive a car?

My dog Zippy.

Pixie. - [barks]

- [chuckles]

Mr. Shades.

Grumbles. - [barks]

- What do you say, little Cricket?

[insects chirping]

The Barks Brothers-- Giggle...

Wiggle.

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember. - [barks]

- Grandma. - [barks]

- Dude.

Sonny. - [barks]

- Cuddles. - [barks]

- Princess Pickles. - [barks]

- Rocket. Where are you?

- [barks]

[playful music]

[barking]

- [chuckles] Rocket hides in the funniest places.

- [whimpers]

- And the big pup with the big smile--

Stuff!

- That'’s me!

- Great! We'’re all here.

Today we'’re gonna learn how to be doggy ninjas.

- Ooh.

- Ninjas are super sneaky...

And do cool moves. [chuckles]

What do you think?

- [laughs] Whoo-hoo!

Oh, I cannot wait to learn

how to be a ninja.

- Okay, let the training begin.

Zippy, spin the wheel.

[upbeat music]

- [barking]

- Zippy, spin the wheel and pick out something

for us to do.

[whimsical music]

♪

It'’s dress-up time.

Perfect. Let'’s put on our ninja clothes.

- Whoo-hoo.

- Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

- Um, let'’s see, how about--

Ooh! That looks good.

Into nin...ja.

♪

- [barks]

- Ninja stealth mode.

- Wow.

You guys look super sneaky.

- Oh, yah!

- [barking]

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [shouts] Hey, Zoe.

- I never met a ninja before.

I wonder what they eat for dinner.

- Hmm, probably a pork chop.

[trombone plays]

[laughter]

[crash]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[gong sounds, traditional Asian music]

- Okay, everyone. Welcome to ninja training.

To become a ninja, you must learn

from a ninja master.

- Uh, Calvin, aren'’t you our ninja master?

- Oh, no, no, no.

Our ninja master'’s the most amazing,

awesome ninja teacher in the world.

Here she is.

♪

- [gasps]

- [meows]

- Hey, um, Calvin,

I don'’t know if you'’ve noticed,

but that ninja is a cat.

[gong sounds]

- Not just any cat, Stuff, a ninja cat,

and she'’s gonna be your teacher.

- [chuckles] Uh, Calvin, dogs can'’t learn anything from cats.

- [meows]

- Are you sure, Stuff?

- [chuckles] Where'’d she go?

♪

- The answer might be right in front of you, Stuff.

Or maybe on top of you.

- [gasps] Wow.

How did she do that?

- Don'’t underestimate Ninja Cat,

but do play with her in this next activity.

Zippy, spin the wheel, please.

[playful music]

- [barking]

♪

Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

[enchanting music]

♪

Playtime! Great!

Let'’s learn how to jump like Ninja Cat.

Okay, everyone,

time to learn how to jump like ninjas.

- Oh, well, this is gonna be easy.

- I don'’t know, Stuff.

Okay, Ninja Cat, show us what to do.

- [meowing]

- You'’re up, Stuff. Show us what you got.

- [grunts]

- [barks]

- Uh, gee.

[chuckles, grunts]

Hold on. Third time'’s a charm.

[grunts]

[upbeat traditional Asian music]

♪

[grunting]

[epic music]

[grunts]

[chuckles]

Ugh. Boy, Ninja Cat is pretty good at jumping.

This is hard. [chuckles]

- It'’s time for ninja training to continue.

Ninja Cat, reveal to us your next lesson.

- [meows] - Ah, yes.

Ninja Cat says the next step to becoming a ninja is...

- [meows] - Eating a healthy snack.

- Ooh! [chuckles]

- [meows]

- Wow. Ninja Cat even eats like a ninja--

so quiet.

- While Ninja Cat eats, we shall too.

It'’s snack time.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! Snack time!

[dogs barking] Oh, yeah.

- Okay, Princess Pickles, today you get to start

the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

[playful music]

♪

Your bowls are almost filled. - [laughs]

♪

[dogs barking]

[peaceful music]

Mmm, so good.

- Ninja Cat, we meet at last.

[chuckles] Finally I can sing a song

without being sniffed by a dog.

Here we go.

♪ Three fast mice, three fast mice ♪

♪ See how they run, se-- ♪

Hey, Ninja Cat, where'’d you go?

Ninja Cat?

How'’d you get up there?

[chuckles] Oh, Ninja Cat, you are so wise.

[chuckles] And your paws are so ticklish.

[chuckles]

- Our ninja training is almost complete.

Oh, great and powerful Ninja Cat,

what shall we learn next?

- [meows]

- Oh, yes, of course.

Ninja Cat says we'’re gonna learn how to balance.

- Oh, good.

Dogs are way better at balancing than cats are.

- We'’ll see, Stuff.

Okay, Ninja Cat, show us what to do.

- [meows]

- Ninja Cat says to do what she does

without falling down.

[upbeat traditional Asian music]

♪

[dogs barking]

♪

[grunting uneasily]

♪

[grunting]

Oh, I got this. I got-- Don'’t got this!

[grunts]

[groans] Maybe I was wrong about dogs

having better balance than cats.

[chuckles]

Oh, Ninja Cat, you'’re amazing. - [meows]

- Hmm, how can we show Ninja Cat how amazing she is?

I got it!

In arts and crafts, we can make

a picture of a cat to honor our ninja master.

Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

- Oh, boy, look at all this art stuff.

Ooh, I'’m gonna grab some, um-- some paint.

And then, ooh, some--some more paint.

That'’s what I'’m into today.

Let'’s do a little bit of blue right there.

♪

The important thing is the outline things,

and then you fill in the colors later.

♪

Ta-da.

[chuckles] Pretty good, huh?

I'’m kind proud of it.

What? Whoa!

- [meows]

- That'’s incredible.

How'’d you even-- Wha--

- [meows]

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [shouts] Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Hey, there.

Let'’s do some ninja poses of our own.

- Yeah, mm... - Hmm.

- Ooh, let'’s try this one. It'’s called "falling cat."

- Okay.

[both grunt]

[crash]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[gong sounds]

[traditional Asian music]

♪

- Stuff, you'’re doing great ninja training today.

- Ooh. Thanks. Yeah, I'’m getting really sneaky...

[chuckles] But not as sneaky as Zippy.

- [barks] - Whoa, Zippy!

I didn'’t even see you hiding behind that storybook.

That gives me an idea.

It'’s story time!

Okay, is everyone ready?

[enchanting music]

♪

Once upon a time,

Little Red Dogging Hood was walking through the forest

to Grandma'’s house.

♪

"Hi, Grandma." - [barks]

- Then along came a wolf,

who was sneaking behind the trees.

Then the wolf started spinning in circles,

and Little Red Dogging Hood barked.

[dogs barking]

And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

Okay, guys, there'’s one last step

to becoming ninja dogs.

Ninja Cat has invited us to her her home

for special training!

- [gasps]

- Right, Ninja Cat?

- [meows]

- Okay, guys, paws up, tails out,

let'’s go become ninjas!

- Yeah! Whoo!

- To the Mutt & Stuff bus!

- Yeah! Oh, boy.

- Whoo! [chuckles]

Have fun training to be ninjas!

[train whistle blows]

[chuckles] That was a train whistle

because you'’re in training.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

♪

- ♪ The dogs on the bus go... ♪

[dogs barking rhythmically]

♪ The dogs on the bus go...

[dogs barking rhythmically]

♪ All through the town

[horn honks]

♪

- And now for the last stage of your training.

- Oh, boy, oh, boy.

I can'’t wait to be a ninja dog.

- Oh, great and honorable Ninja Cat, what shall we do?

- [meows]

- Ninja Cat says it'’s time to play

hide-and-go-sneak.

You'’re gonna have to be extra sneaky.

Right, Ninja Cat? - [meows]

- Okay, guys, are you ready? - Yeah.

- On your mark, get set, go hide!

- Ooh, ooh! Wait. Okay.

[traditional Asian music]

♪

Sneak behind over...

♪

Ooh! Here I go.

Perfect.

♪

- [purring]

[meows]

- [chuckles]

Nobody will ever spot me behind this.

♪

- [meows]

♪

- Uh...

done.

♪

- [meows]

- Whew.

Being sneaky is a lot of work.

- [chuckles] You guys were sneaky awesome.

Let'’s see what Ninja Cat thinks.

- [meows]

- Ninja Cat says you guys did great!

- Oh, boy!

- Today you all finish your ninja training.

You are now officially...

ninja dogs!

- [barks] - Ooh-hoo-hoo! We did it!

[laughs]

[dogs barking] - [purring]

- I have special medals for you all.

[enchanting Asian music]

♪

You are now Ninja Pixie.

Good girl.

♪

You are now Ninja Princess Pickles.

♪

You are now Ninja Zippy.

♪

You are now Ninja Sonny.

♪

Good boy.

♪

You are now Big Ninja Stuff.

I'’m really proud of you, Stuff.

You learned a lot today.

- Yes, I did.

Now I know that I can learn a lot

from someone who'’s different from me,

even if it'’s a cat.

- [meows]

- Oh, Ninja Cat says thank you.

- Oh. - [meows]

- Ninja Cat, I have a lot of respect for you.

How about a super paw?

- [meows]

♪

- I think we all learned something today, including me.

Ninja Cat, I have been listening closely

and practicing all of your moves.

Check this out.

♪

[intense music]

- Ooh! Wha--

♪

Huh?

[gasps]

How'’d he do that? [grunts]

- Yah!

- Mm. [chuckles]

Got to learn that one. Hmm.

- What an amazing day!

Let'’s celebrate with a ninja doggy dance party!

Come on, wag it like you mean it, everybody!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mu-Mu-Mu-Mutt & Stuff

- What a great day.

Today we all trained to be ninjas.

Stuff wasn'’t sure he could learn anything from a cat...

- Calvin, dogs can'’t learn anything from cats.

- Until Ninja Cat showed everyone

she is truly a ninja master,

and Stuff realized we can all learn something from everyone,

no matter who they are.

- I have a lot of respect for you.

- [meows]

- And then we came here to have a ninja doggy dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- Thanks for joining us! See you back at Mutt & Stuff!

- [barking]

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [shouts] Hey, Zoe.

- We could be ninja cats. We'’re quiet and sneaky.

- And nothing ever surprises us. - Mm-hmm.

- [meows]

- [gasps] [both scream]

[crash]

- Good-bye, everyone. - See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff