01x14 - Achey Breaky Bark

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x14 - Achey Breaky Bark

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- [barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]



- [barking]

- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff--

the only school where the students sign their name

with a paw print.

Hey, Zippy.

Let'’s go start our school.

Come on.

Hey, Zippy, we got to start school.

What'’s wrong? - [barks]

- Oh. I know what he wants.

You want to play a game, right?

- [barks] - Okay.

How about this?

Let'’s go ring the bell,

but not till I count to three.

You ready? - [barks]

- Remember, Zippy, not till I count to three.

- [barks]

- Okay, , ,

/ , wait for it,

wait for it, !

Let'’s go start school.

[buzzer sounds]

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell ringing]

Yee-haw. [chuckles]

Calling all dogs.

- [barks]

- One, two, three, four.

Get your paws on through the door.

- That'’s right, it'’s time for school.

[chuckles]

[dogs barking]

Pixie. Hey, Sonny.

Are you feeling sunny?

- [humming] - Hey, Stuff.

- Oh, hi, Calvin. [chuckles]

- Are you Calvin? - Mm-hmm.

- I'’m so glad I finally found you.

- Calvin, that girl looks exactly like Daisy Lou,

the famous country pop star.

- That'’s '’cause I am.

- Ooh, and she sounds like her too.

- I was on my tour bus when I found this little pup

by the side of the road, and I just had to stop.

I'’d love to keep her,

but I'’m just too busy singing songs for my concerts

to have a dog of my own.

- Don'’t worry. I know how to find her a good home.

Do you want to stay with us for a bit and help?

- Don'’t mind if I do.

- Great. It'’s time to start class.

- Yeah.

- Good morning, everyone.

Let'’s see who'’s here today.

It'’s time for the doggy roll call.

Let'’s start with my dog, Zippy.

- [barks]

- And hello to you, Princess Pickles.

- [barks]

- Mr. Shades.

Rumbles. - [barks]

- Cuddles. - [barks]

- Pixie.

Adventure dog.

And Grandma.

Little Cricket.

[crickets chirping]

Sonny. [chuckles]

Happiest dog ever.

- [barks]

- Dude, surfer dog.

- Rocket!

Wait.

Rocket, where are you?

- [barking]

- Rocket likes to hide.

- [barks]

- And the Barks Brothers, Giggle and Wiggle.

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

And everyone'’s favorite big, yellow loveable pup--

Stuff!

- That'’s me!

Big, yellow, and loveable. [chuckles]

- And, class, we have some visitors today.

Welcome, Daisy Lou, and her new friend.

- Hi, y'’all.

[all barking]

- Today we'’re gonna help find a home

for this cute pup she found.

- [barks]

- Zippy, what can our pack do

to make this little guy feel welcome?

- [gasps]

- [barks]

- Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

It'’s playtime. Let'’s all go play together.

- Yeah.

[dogs barking]

-♪ It'’s playtime ♪

♪ It'’s playtime ♪

♪ It'’s playtime ♪

- Okay, guys.

Let'’s play Red Light, Green Light.

Red light.

Green light.

Red light.

Green light.

Red light.

Green light.

Yay, we got a winner!

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Wha--

[shouts] Hey, Zoe.

- Daisy Lou looks like a real cowgirl.

- Hmm. Well, I'’m a real cow-cat.

Kitty up. Meow.

[imitates galloping]

[both laughing]

Whoa!

I'’m okay. - Meow too.

- [chuckles] - [barks]

- Whee.

[dogs barking]

- [chuckles] She'’s fitting right in.

- She sure is.

Good little Baby Lou.

- Wha--um, who'’s Baby Lou?

- Well, that'’s her new name. I just came up with it.

What do you think? - [chuckles]

- Hmm. Baby Lou?

I love it. - [chuckles]

- Once we find you a new home,

your family'’s gonna love your name.

- Oh, I hope so.

- We better get you cleaned up first.

It'’s time to groom and brush your hair.

- Grooming? I can help.

I know a thing or two about hair.

- Whoa. - Mm-hmm.

- And I thought I had a lot of fur.

[chuckles]

[country music]



- The puppies want to be country-western pop stars too.

-♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime

♪ Puppy playtime

- Have you ever dressed your dog in a costume?

Let'’s check it out on the Paw Pad.

[upbeat music]



- Well, you'’re just as cute as can be.

[stomach rumbling]

And you'’re hungry too.

- I can fix that.

Here you go. - [gasps] Thank you.

Eat up, Baby Lou.

- Oh, boy. That looks good.

- Oh, don'’t worry, Stuff. I didn'’t forget about you.

It'’s snack time!

[dogs barking]

- Oh, boy. Snack time!

[chuckles] Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

- Okay.

Princess Pickles,

today you get to start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

[playful music]



Not yet.



- I know it'’s hard to wait,

but your food is almost ready.

- [chuckles] I can'’t wait.

- Bowwow, time to chow.

[dog barks]

[whimsical music]



- [chomping]

- We'’re going to put pictures of Baby Lou

all around the neighborhood.

- Yeah, maybe a family will see her picture

and want to adopt her.

Okay, smile big and say "Mutt & Stuff."

- Mutt & Stuff. [chuckles]

Pictures are so much better with a friend.

- Know what else is better with a friend?

An activity.

Zippy, take it away.

[whimsical music]

- [barking]

- Go, Zippy! Spin, spin, spin!

It'’s story time!

You and Baby Lou can put on some costumes and join us.

- Yee-haw. [chuckles]

- Okay, is everyone ready?

It'’s story time.

"Once upon a time, Little Miss Muffet

sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey."

- Mmm. These are good!

- "Then along came a spider

"who sat down beside her

and scared Little Miss Muffet away."

- She'’s not scary at all. [chuckles]

She'’s so cute.

Yes, you are, Baby Lou.

Hugs and kisses for you.

A kissy, kissy, kissy, kissy.

[smooching]

Hey, Baby.

- The end.

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- [shouts] Oh, hi, Zoe.

- What did you think of that story?

- Oh, I thought it had the purr-fect ending.

[both laughing] Whoa!

I'’m okay. - Meow too.

- Oh, hey, there, Baby Lou.

You know, I'’m a bit of a country pop singer myself.

[chuckles] Here goes.

♪ Do you ears hang low?

♪ Do they wobble to and fro?

Hang on a second. I don'’t have ears.

I got bolts. [chuckles]

Okay, same song, new lyrics.

♪ Do your bolts hang low?

♪ Do they wobble to and fro?

♪ Can you tie them in a-- [chuckles]

Baby Lou, I'’m trying to sing.

♪ Can you tie them in a-- [laughing]

Okay, okay, that'’s it. All right.

Calvin'’s going to have no problem finding you a home.

Ah, you'’re a good girl.

- Here'’s the Paw Pad, guys.

- Oh, boy.

- The dogs are about to watch their favorite video

on the Paw Pad.

- It'’s crazy dancing doggies.

[country music]



[horse whinnies]

- Wow. These pictures turned out great.

Hmm, Zippy'’s stuffed.

Is there anything else we can do

to find Baby Lou a home?

- Hmm. Well, let'’s see.

We groomed her fur,

made pictures to hang around the neighborhood.

- [barking]

- Ooh.

Oh, Zippy, you'’re so smart.

That'’s a great idea.

- I agree.

We can give Baby Lou a new outfit.

- Yeah. - Hmm.

I wonder what clothes Baby Lou should wear.

- Clothes? Yee-haw!

If there'’s one thing I know how to do,

it'’s pick out an outfit.

- Thanks, Daisy Lou. It'’s dress-up time.

Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

- [humming]

Riding a horse. Whoo.

- [barks]

[upbeat music]



It'’s got red and yellow.

Ketchup and mustard-- like I'’m a hot dog.



- Oh, there you go.[gasps]



[barks]

- Now that'’s a dog with style.

- Well, that'’s just perfect.

- Hey, let'’s check on the puppies in the Puppy Playpen.

-♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime

♪ Puppy playtime

- Looking good, Baby Lou.

I like your new style.

- Mm, I like it too.

[both chuckle]

Hmm. But she'’s missing one itsy-bitsy, little thing.

- Hmm.

[dog whimpers] - Oh!

[chuckles]

- Don'’t worry. Zippy can help us.

- Oh.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Zippy, can you go to the store

and pick out a cowboy hat for Baby Lou?

- [barks]



- There'’s a camera on Zippy'’s car

so we can watch him on the Paw Pad.

Come on. - Come on.

- Hey, Zippy, It'’s Calvin back at Mutt & Stuff.

How'’s it going?

[engine revving]

Zippy, drive carefully.

Zippy, go left.

Zippy, go right.

You'’re almost there.

- Oh, what a smart dog.

- Go to the store and pick out a cool cowboy hat

for Baby Lou.

- Find her something good.

- Okay, Zippy, come on home.

- [chuckles]

- Thanks, Zippy.

[gasps] Whoa.

Wait till you see this.

- Hoo-whee, I love it.

And Baby Lou loves it too.

- Oh, that hat makes you look like a real cow-dog.

- [whimpers]

- We'’ll definitely find her a home in no time.

- [chuckles]

Yeah, you'’re one good-looking pup, Baby Lou.

I sure am gonna miss you.

Well...

I better be getting back on the road.

Some fans waiting for me to sing some songs.

- [whimpers]

- Bye, Daisy Lou. - Bye.

- Thanks for being so nice, y'’all.

And, Baby Lou, you be a good cow-doggy.

Toodle-oo.

- Boy, it'’s too bad we never got to hear

Daisy Lou sing a song.

- I know.

- [whimpers]

[country music]

- Huh?

- ♪ For a long time, I was happy ♪

♪ Singing songs in my blue jeans ♪

♪ It took a certain puppy

♪ To show me what friendship means ♪

♪ I was used to playing solo

♪ Now I know one thing is true ♪

♪ Just can'’t stop thinking about that dog ♪

♪ And her name is Baby Lou

♪ Baby Lou

♪ Baby Lou

- Oh, yeah.

- ♪ Baby Lou

♪ I'’m adopting you ♪ - Oh, boy.

- ♪ Baby Lou

♪ Baby Lou

♪ Baby Lou

♪ I'’m adopting you ♪

Nobody'’s adopting Baby Lou except me.

Come here.

I love you.

You'’re going to join me on the road.

We'’re a family now.

- If this doesn'’t call for a celebration,

then I don'’t know what does.

- Whoo-hoo. [chuckles]

Oh, Baby Lou, you'’re so lucky.

- Hey, Melvin, I have great news.

Daisy Lou is going to adopt Baby Lou.

- Oh, that makes me so happy, I could burst with joy.

Waah! [chuckles]

Wow, that'’s a lot of joy.

[chuckles]

- What a great day!

Let'’s celebrate with a doggy dance party.

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

-♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

-♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

- ♪ M-M-M-Mutt & Stuff

- What an amazing day.

Today Daisy Lou found a dog who needed a home.

- I was on my tour bus when I found this little pup

by the side of the road, and I just had to stop.

- Don'’t worry. I know how to find her a good home.

Daisy Lou thought her life was too busy for a pet...

until she realized that no one is ever too busy

for someone they love.

- [chuckles]

Nobody'’s adopting Baby Lou except me.

- And then we came outside to celebrate

with a cowboy dance party.

-♪ Mutt & Stuff -♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

-♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

-♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

-♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- [shouts] Well, hi, Zoe.

- Do you like country music?

- Yeah. It'’s very cat-chy.

- Cat-chy '’cause we'’re cats. I get it!

[both laughing]

- Good-bye, everyone. - See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff
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