01x16 - I Bark of Genie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x16 - I Bark of Genie

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- [barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[playful music]



- [barks]

[barks]

- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff--

the only school where it'’s cool to drool,

'’cause all of our students are dogs.

Hey, Zippy?

- [barks]

- Ready for some skateboard action?

- [groans inquisitively]

- Or maybe you'’re ready for a new skateboard.

I'’ll work on this, but now it'’s time to start school.

Come on. Come on, Zippy.

- [barks]

[buzzer sounds]

- Thanks, Zippy.

[bell tolls]

Thanks, Zippy.

Hey, guys. all: Hi.

- [barks]

- Don'’t forget to study your A-B-fleas.

You get it? '’Cause it'’s a dog school.

[laughing]

- [chuckles]

The most awesome one on the planet.

[dogs barking]

Hey, Sonny. Hw are you feeling?

- [barks]

- Sonny'’s always feeling sunny.

Hey, Stuff. How are you feeling?

- I'’m feeling furry. Whee!

- I know how I'’m feeling-- like it'’s time to start class.

Come on. - [barks]

- Good morning, everyone.

Okay, let'’s see who'’s here today.

It'’s time for the doggy roll call.

- Whee!

- Who can do a backflip and drive a car?

My dog Zippy.

Cuddles. - [barks]

- Grumbles - [growls]

- Mr. Shades.

[rock music]

Pixie. [chuckles]

- [barks] - The Barks Brothers--

Giggle...

Wiggle.

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

Sonny. - [barks]

- Dude.

What do you say, little Cricket?

[crickets chirping]

Grandma. - [barks]

- Princess Pickle. - [barks]

- Rocket, where are you?

[dog barks]

Rocket loves his stuffed animals.

- [barks]

- And the big furry puppy with the big furry tail--

Stuff!

- I'’m here, and so is my tail. [hums]

- Okay, Zippy, let'’s get started.

Can you go spin the wheel, please?

- [barks]

- Zippy, spin the wheel and pick out something for us to do.

It'’s free time.

You can do any activity you like.

[dogs barking]

Zippy, you out here?

Hmm, I wonder where he went.

Whoa.

[chuckles] Found him.

Hey, Zippy, what'’s that you'’re digging for?

Whoa.

You found something cool.

- Calvin, Zippy found a genie lamp.

We should rub it, and maybe a genie will come out

and give us wishes.

Oh...

- Stuff, I love your imagination,

but there'’s no such thing as a ge--

Genie?

- Greetings.

I am the Great Genie of the Flower Garden.

- Ooh.

- Hey, y'’all, I'’m here to grant some wishes.

- Wow. A real genie.

- I can'’t believe it.

Hi, I'’m Calvin. This is Stuff, and that'’s Zippy.

- [barks] - Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

Oh. [chuckles]

- [groans]

- I have a whole school full of dogs who would love a wish.

Come on! - Please, allow me.

- Whoa. That was cool.

Hey, guys, this real genie came out of this lamp,

and she'’s granting wishes to everyone.

- Step right up. Don'’t be shy.

Let me hear your wishes.

[dogs barking]

Very good. Your bark is my command.

- Wow.

Dude wished for a surfboard.

Rocket wished for a race car.

Aw. Princess Pickles wished for a princess dress.

Wow. Very impressive.

- Thanks, Calvin.

All right, Zippy. It'’s your turn.

What you got for me?

- Remember Zippy'’s broken skateboard?

I bet I know what he'’s gonna wish for.

- [barks]

- That is an excellent wish.

Your bark is my command.

- [barks]

- You'’re welcome, Zippy.

- Whoa.

Nice skateboard, Zippy.

Come on.

Let'’s take it for a spin. Come on.

- [barking]

- Looking good, Zippy. That new skateboard rocks.

Go, Zippy, go.

- [barking]

- How was it? Ah, cool.

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [shouts] Whoa, Zoe.

- I wonder, why do you have to rub a lamp

to make a genie come out?

- Well, '’cause the doorbell'’s always broken.

[both laughing]

- Whoa! - Whaa!

I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[dogs bark]

- Slow down. [chuckles]

Hey, let'’s see what the puppies are up to.

Come on, let'’s go.

- ♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



- [barks]

- It'’s a silly genie day here at Mutt & Stuff.

What types of silly things do your dogs like to do?

Let'’s check it out on the Paw Pad.

- [barks]

- [growls playfully]

- Okay, Genie, these two guys have a wish for you.

- Okay, Giggle and Wiggle.

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

That is hard to remember.

Okay, what'’s your wish?

- [groans] - [laughs]

Okay.

Your bark is my command.

[cushions blowing raspberry]

[laughs] Ah, it never gets old.

So how about you, Stuff? What'’s your wish--

a big dog bone, a new doghouse?

- Um, uh, well...

I think giving everyone wishes looks like fun.

So, my wish is to be you, Genie.

- [groans]

- That'’s a pretty big wish.

- Yeah, being a good genie isn'’t as easy as it looks.

- Well, don'’t worry. I can do it.

What could possibly go wrong?

- I don'’t know about this.

- Okay.

Here it goes. - [giggles]

Oh.

- You are now the Great Stuffini the Genie.

- Wow. I'’m a genie.

Whoa.

- And I...

can finally take my first vacation in , years!

See ya. Have fun!

- Ooh, hey, now I can start granting wishes.

Okay, Calvin, um, tell me your wish.

- Uh...

I don'’t know.

Let'’s start an activity first, then I'’ll think about it.

- Oh, okay.

- Okay, Zippy. You know what to do.

- [barks]

- There are so many activities. What should we do?

Dress-up time!

Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo. I love being a genie.

Okay, alaka-morp!

Ala-kala-mazoo!

Imbablicus of ba-koo!

Ooh, that was fun.

- [barks]

- What'’s up, guys? - [barks]

- Ah, the dogs are hungry. I think it'’s time for a snack.

- Calvin!

Hey, Calvin.

You never get to have snack time with us.

Ooh, snack. That'’s it.

Hey, that could be your wish.

Alaka-zoo, alaka-zak. - No, Stuff, that wasn'’t my...

- Give Calvin his very own snack.

- Wish.

- [chuckles] Boy, that'’s a lot of treats.

Oh, being a genie is so much fun.

Ah, that was a great wish, right?

- Well, I think I'’ll leave the treats for you guys.

- Well, probably a good idea.

Ooh, hey, I better go take off my genie outfit.

I don'’t want to get it messy at snack time.

- Hmm.

It'’s snack time!

[dogs barking]

- Oh, boy, snack time.

- Hey, Stuff. - Huh?

- Guess what you get to do today.

- Hmm, I don'’t know, Calvin. What?

- You can start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

- [gasps] Oh, boy.

Ooh!

[playful music]



- You guys are in for a real treat!

Bowwow. Time to chow!

[dogs barking]

Here you go, Stuff. - Ooh, thanks, Calvin.

- We'’re gonna watch a video

of one of our Mutt & Stuff buddies on the Paw Pad.

Let'’s check it out.

It'’s time for "Lesson on Manners"

from our buddy Cuddles.

Always come to the table when you'’re called.

And have a ball...

or knock them over.

Remember, no slurping.

That looks like fun.

If you must eat on the table, chew with your mouth closed.

After dinner, you can play.

Or eat some more.

Then play again.

That'’s the way Cuddles eats a meal.

Nicely done, Cuddles.

- [snores] - Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [shouts]

Oh, hey, Zoe.

- If you met a genie, what would you wish for?

- Another nap.

[both laughing] - Whoa!

I'’m okay. - Meow too.

- I wonder what Calvin'’s gonna wish for--

like, a pencil or a sandwich or something.

Maybe I should just ask him.

Ooh, ooh! Hey, Calvin.

Are you ready to make your wish now?

- I don'’t know, Stuff.

I really just like hanging out with you guys

and being part of the pack.

Right, Zippy? - [barks]

- Right. - Well, then that'’s it, Calvin.

You can really be part of our pack.

- Um, Stuff, what are you thinking?

- Oh...

alaka-boo, alaka-bippy,

turn Calvin into Zippy!

- No, wait!

- [gasps]

- You turned me into Zippy!

- Yep, I'’m pretty good at this genie stuff, aren'’t I?

- But if I'’m Zippy, then what happened to the real Zippy?

- [barking]

- So, Calvin, what do you think?

Is it a good wish?

- Well, there is something I'’ve always wanted to try.

- [barks]

- Wow. That was awesome.

Hey, Zippy-- [chuckles] I mean Calvin--

Time for the activity wheel. Give it a spin.

- [barks]

[barks]

- It'’s playtime!

- ♪ It'’s playtime ♪ [dogs barking]

- If I'’m gonna run around, I don'’t need this thing.

- ♪ It'’s playtime ♪

[upbeat music]



[dogs barking]

♪ It'’s playtime ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - ♪ It'’s playtime ♪

- Being Zippy rocks. Look at me!

I'’m a dog! Whoo-hoo!

- [chuckles]

- Oh, hiya, Stuff. - Hey, Melvin.

You can call me the Great Stuffini.

- Okay.

- And I shall grant you one wish.

- Oh, that'’s easy.

I wish for something that'’ll keep all these dogs

from sniffing and slobbering all over me.

[chuckles]

- Your wish is my command.

- Oh, yes! Yes, I love it!

Oh, thanks, Great Stuffini!

- [chuckles] You'’re welcome, Melvin.

- Nothing can get to me now.

Oh. Hello, there, Sonny. [chuckles]

Okay, now, I'’ve got this brick house, so...

Ah! Hey, I thought this was supposed to keep you away.

Ah, I guess brick houses aren'’t what they used to be.

[chuckles]

- That was awesome.

I wonder how things are going on in here.

[mystical music]



Genie, where are you?

- Hey, guys. I'’m back from my vacation.

Whoa!

What happened here?

- Um, I was giving everyone wishes,

and, uh, then things got a little out of control.

- A little?

- I wish for everyone to go back to being themselves.

I miss you, Calvin.

- I think that'’s a good idea.

- Whoa.

Oh.

It feels good to be me again,

but I miss walking on my front paws.

That was awesome.

- Uh, Calvin, I thought I'’d be a good genie,

but it'’s really hard.

- Stuff, let'’s have a nose-to-nose.

Come on.

Stuff, when you learn something new,

you can'’t expect to be good at it right away.

- You can'’t? - No.

Remember when I taught you to play fetch?

It took you weeks.

- Oh, right, I kept fetching my own tail.

[both laugh]

Ooh, but after a while, I got really good at it.

- Exactly.

After you practiced...a lot.

- Hey, it took me , years to become a good genie.

- Well, you'’re great at it.

Ooh! Hey, and now that you'’re the genie again...

[chuckles] There'’s still someone

who hasn'’t made a wish.

- I'’m ready.

- Well, I come to the greatest dog school

on the planet every day.

There'’s just one place I haven'’t been.

- Hmm?

- Inside a genie lamp.

- One trip inside a genie lamp coming up.

Your wish is my command.

- Whoa. - Wha--

- Welcome to my home.

- Wow. This is the genie'’s lamp.

This is awesome! - Yeah.

- Let'’s celebrate with a genie-doggy dance party.

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- [barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mu--Mu--Mu--Mutt & Stuff

- Wow. What an amazing day.

Today Zippy found a genie lamp in the Mutt & Stuff garden.

Whoa.

Stuff wished he could be a genie

because he thought it would be easy.

- My wish is to be you, Genie.

- Then he learned that it takes time

to learn something new

and there'’s nothing wrong

with making mistakes along the way.

- I thought I'’d be a good genie, but it'’s really hard.

- It took me , years to become a good genie.

- Well, you'’re great at it.

- And now we'’re inside a genie'’s lamp

having a doggy dance party!

- ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mu--Mu--Mu--Mutt & Stuff

- [barks]

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.



- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [shouts] Oh, hi, Zoe.

- If you had one wish, what would it be?

- Hmm, that we stop falling out of the tree

when we laugh.

[both laughing] - Oh!

- Whoa! - We didn'’t fall.

- Yay. - Ah.

- Hmm? Hmm?

both: Aah!

- Good-bye, everyone. - See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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