01x20 - Princess & the Cone

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[playful music]

♪

[trumpet fanfare]

♪

- [barks]

♪

[barks]

♪

- Greetings.

I'm Calvin,

and I welcome you to Mutt & Stuff.

[twinkling music]

Thanks, Sir Zippy.

Hear ye, hear ye.

Today is Royal Castle Day.

We will be dressing up like princesses,

princes, knights, and kings.

- [barks]

- That's right, Zippy.

We're also gonna play royal games,

do a doggy dragon dance, and see a real castle!

- [barks]

- It's gonna be a jolly good time.

That's the royal way of saying awesome.

Come on, Zippy. - [barks]

- Let's start school.

[playful music]

[buzzer blares]

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell ringing]

Upsy-daisy!

♪♪

Calling all dogs!

- Hear ye, hear ye!

Come one, come all to Mutt & Stuff!

- [laughs]

Oh, boy, oh, boy!

I get to be a dragon today.

Roar!

- Awesome, Stuff.

Head on in.

- Okay.

[laughs]

- You know who else is excited about Royal Castle Day?

[laughs]

Princess Pickles!

Today is such a good day to be a princess.

Who's excited about Royal Castle Day?

- [barks] - You are.

Yes, you are.

Who's excited about being a princess?

Princess Pickles, that's who!

- [barking]

- I'm so excited to start this day.

I better start class right now.

Come on.

Good day to you all.

It's time for the royal doggy role call.

If you're a knight, princess, king, or queen--

or a dragon--

give me a bark.

- Ruff! Bark!

[dogs barking]

- Good, everyone's here.

Come on, guys.

Let's get this royal day started

Sir Sonny, would you please spin the activity wheel?

♪

It's dress-up time!

You guys can pick out fancy crowns,

and Princess Pickles,

you can try on an even fancier tiara.

- [barks]

- Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

- Let's see what we got.

Some sparkly and festive--

ooh, yes, crowns!

Oh, great.

This is perfect.

Here you go, Pixie.

- [barks]

- You guys look like rocking royalty.

Princess Pickles, you look super itchy.

Are you okay, Princess Pickles?

You're licking that spot a lot.

I think we should call our vet, Dr. Christina.

She can help Princess Pickles.

- Is Princess Pickles okay, Calvin?

- Yeah, I think she's okay,

but it's always a good idea to have a vet take a look.

♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [screams]

Oh, hey, Zoe.

- What's your favorite part of the castle?

- Why, the cat-apult.

[laughs]

Watch this.

Whoa!

[grunts]

- Wait for me!

Whoo-hoo!

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[gentle music]

- Don't worry, Princess Pickles.

Dr. Christina will be here soon.

Then we can get back to Royal Castle Day.

- Hello, hello.

Did somebody call for a doctor?

- Dr. Christina!

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff on Royal Castle Day.

- Ooh, Royal Castle Day sounds fun!

And is this royal lady my patient,

Her Highness Princess Pickles?

- [whines]

- Yes, milady.

I'm gonna go watch a royal video

on the Paw Pad with the rest of the class

while you examine Princess Pickles.

- Thanks, Calvin.

Princess Pickles, what's going on?

- [whines]

- Okay, Princess Pickles.

Welcome to my Mutt & Stuff vet office.

Let's do a quick checkup.

I just need something to get a better look

at where your skin itches.

Hmm.

No, don't need flippers.

[playing trumpet]

Still got it.

[groans]

It's not lunch yet.

Aha!

Perfect.

Now, let's see what we've got going on here.

Ooh, your skin does look a little red.

It's just an itchy spot

that I don't want you to scratch,

so I'll need you to wear this doggy cone

for one week.

- [whines]

- And I'm really sorry, but I'll have to

take off your tiara so you can wear it.

- [whines]

- I know.

It's not fun to wear a cone,

but it'll keep you from licking and scratching your skin,

and it's just for one week.

Do we have a deal?

If we do, give me paw.

Awesome!

- Hear ye, hear ye!

We shall now start the royal joust playtime.

- Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

- Hey, Princess Pickles.

It looks like Dr. Christina took great care of you.

You're just in time for jousting playtime.

[barking]

[triumphant music]

♪♪

Zippy, do your thing.

[trumpet fanfare]

Let the jousting begin.

- Whoo-hoo!

♪

Whoo-hoo!

- [barks]

- Hey, Princess Pickles.

You want to give it a try?

Let me help you get this on so you can have a turn.

I'm sorry, Princess Pickles.

The costume won't fit over your cone,

but I promise we'll do something else

that's royally fun.

- Hear ye, hear ye!

Calling all dogs.

- I know what that sound means.

- It's kibble time.

Time to eat!

- Thanks, Bowwow.

We're on our way.

Princess Pickles should have some royal fun at snack time.

Come on.

[dogs barking]

- Oh, boy!

Snack time!

Whoo-hoo!

- Good day to you, Bowwow.

- Good day, Calvin.

Welcome to royal snack time.

Princess Pickles, would you please

start the snack machine?

- Uh-oh.

That's not easy with a cone.

Here, let me help you, Princess Pickles.

- Balloon going up.

Swirling ball swirling.

Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl.

Shoe coming at you.

Shoe swing complete.

Ball drop.

Commencing umbrella sequence.

Gears turning.

That's my favorite part.

Fill 'er up.

Fill 'er up.

Fill 'er up.

Fill 'er up.

Fill 'er up.

Here's lots for Stuff.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Kibble delivery complete.

- Bowwow. Time to chow.

♪

- [chewing]

Mmm, so good!

- Here's some kibble.

It might be a little hard for you

to reach the bowl while you're wearing the cone.

Princess Pickles is having a hard time

enjoying Royal Castle Day.

Hey, Grumbles.

Let's see how the puppies are enjoying Royal Castle Day.

♪♪

- ♪ Puppy playtime

♪

♪ Puppy playtime

♪

♪ Puppy playtime

♪

♪ Puppy playtime

♪♪

♪ Puppy playtime

♪ Puppy playtime

- [barks]

- Roar!

I am a dragon going to the castle.

Roar!

[laughs]

[clears throat] Practicing my dragon.

Ooh, how are you doing, Princess Pickles?

- Not so good.

It's hard for Princess Pickles

to be a princess with this cone.

Hmm, I know!

Maybe a story about a princess will make her feel better.

- Yeah! - It's story time!

Let's open the big storybook

for story time.

Once upon a time, there was a princess

who was trapped in a tower.

- [barks]

- This made her unhappy because she couldn't

do the things other princesses could do.

Then, a prince asked her to let down her long hair

so he could climb up it.

But instead of climbing it, he decided to wear it as a wig,

and he looked pretty good.

The end.

♪♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport. - [screams]

Oh, hey, Zoe.

What's up with the long hair?

- I'm Catpunzel.

[both laughing]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[gentle music]

♪♪

- Oh, would you care for another cup, milady?

I know you wanted to wear your tiara instead of the cone.

- [barks]

- Hey, we can still have a fun day today.

How about another activity?

Zippy!

[playful music]

♪

A royal spin, please, Sir Zippy.

Doggy dance class!

Oh, this is gonna be royally fun,

and I know this is something you can do.

- [barks]

- Today, we're gonna learn

to do the doggy dragon dance.

- Dragon dance?

Yes!

- DJ Pixie, give me that funky b*at.

[record scratching]

Okay, let's take it from the top.

One, two, three.

Stomp your feet like a dragon.

- [laughs]

- Cool.

[funky music]

♪

Now open your mouth and roar like a dragon.

- Roar!

[dogs barking]

- Now do a dragon spin.

♪

- Ooh!

Whee! Roar!

♪♪

- [barks]

- [barks]

♪

- Hey, Princess Pickles, slow down.

You don't want your cone to fall off.

Or maybe she does.

Princess Pickles, slow down.

- [barking]

[record scratches]

- [gasps] Oh, no!

What do we do now, Calvin?

- I better call Dr. Christina.

- Hear ye, hear ye!

I will now make Sonny laugh.

Say, Sonny, why was the knight late for the dance lesson?

'Cause he was dragon his feet.

[laughs]

Oh, looks like a little bit of a smile there.

It's kind of a smile.

Sort of a smile.

Alas, it is but drool.

- Hi, I'm back.

Is everything okay?

- Um, not really.

- Ah, let me guess.

Princess Pickles didn't want to wear the cone.

- [barks]

- Okay, Calvin.

I'll take care of this.

- Thanks, Dr. Christina.

- Princess Pickles, let's talk.

Princess Pickles, I care about you,

and I want your skin to heal,

so you have to wear a cone, okay?

- [barks] - Good.

I'm glad you'll wear it this time.

I know I've got a new cone in here somewhere.

Aha!

Found one.

Wait, I need a cone, not a phone.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Oh, hi, Dad.

I'll bring you some oatmeal later.

[whispering] I'm with a patient!

I love you too.

Bye.

My dad really likes oatmeal.

Oh, not a cone.

Ooh, not a cone.

Yes!

Here we go.

A brand-new cone.

- Aw, poor Princess Pickles.

The cone is getting in the way

of all the activities for Royal Castle Day.

- Hmm, it's too bad the cone can't be part of Royal Day.

- You know what?

Maybe it can!

I have an idea.

It's time for arts and crafts.

Open the Doggy Everything Closet!

- Ooh, thank you!

[laughs]

Great.

Okay, let's see.

I'll put some of this on there.

Princess Pickles, hold still.

I'm just gonna decorate this.

Ooh, these things!

Zippy, can you give me the-- oh, there you go.

Good job.

Thanks, buddy.

Ooh!

[gasps]

[laughs]

Thanks, Zippy.

I'm just gonna apply a little color.

What do you think?

- Make that cone extra fancy for Royal Castle Day.

We're turning Princess Pickles' cone

into a collar for a queen!

[courtly music]

♪

Wow!

Princess Pickles, you look great.

I mean, Queen Pickles. [laughs]

Now we're ready to celebrate Royal Castle Day!

Dr. Christina, would you care to join us?

- I'd love to!

I've always wanted to be a court jester.

- Perfect! I can't wait.

Paws up, tails out.

Let's celebrate Royal Castle Day!

- Whoo-hoo!

♪

- I welcome you to Royal Castle Day.

Presenting our Countess of Cute, Grandma!

And now the next member of our royal castle,

our brave knight, Sir Zippy!

Every knight needs a dragon.

Here comes Stuff.

- Roar!

[laughs]

Roar.

- His royal speediness, King Rocket!

And now, 'tis my honor to present Queen Pickles!

- Hail Queen Pickles.

- Queen Pickles, I know it's hard to wear the cone,

and I'm proud of you for keeping it on.

Give me paw.

[laughs]

A royal super paw.

And now for a special surprise,

every court needs someone to make us laugh.

Presenting our royal court jester,

Dr. Christina the vet!

- Yay!

- I'm not just any vet.

I'm a juggling vet.

♪

- Ooh!

[laughs]

Wow.

- And a dancing vet.

- What? [laughs]

[jazzy music]

You've been taking lessons.

- And a singing vet.

♪ Hey, Calvin, what are you doing today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

- Yay!

- Wow, that was awesome!

What a great day!

Let's celebrate with a royal castle dance party.

Come on.

Wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

- Today, Princess Pickles was really excited

for Royal Castle Day.

You can pick out an even fancier tiara.

She got upset when Dr. Christina

told her she had to wear a cone

so she wouldn't scratch her skin.

- I know.

It's not fun to wear a cone.

- So we figured out a way for her to wear the cone

and join in the fun.

And then we came to the royal castle

for a dance party!

♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.

♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [screams]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- What does a princess say

before she goes to bed?

- Good knight!

Whoa--what--hey--what--why.

both: Whoa!

- Good knight, my royal subjects.

- See you later, princes and princesses.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say ready, you say ruff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff