01x21 - Take Me to Your Pack Leader

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x21 - Take Me to Your Pack Leader

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[playful music]



[barks]

♪♪

[barks]

♪♪

- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff,

the furriest school on the planet.

We have a lot of dogs. [barks]

I don'’t want to leave my best pal hanging.

Give me paw. [chuckles]

How about super paw?

Super paw!

Okay, Zippy, let'’s get the day started.

You know what to do.

[upbeat music]

[alarm sounds]

♪♪

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell tolling]

Yee-haw!



Hey, guys. kids: Hi!

[barks]

♪♪

- [laughs] Come on and wag it on in.

Wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag.

[dogs barking]

♪♪

- Hiya, Cricket. What do you say?

[crickets chirp]

I think she'’ll get back to us later.

- [hums] - Hey, Stuff.

You ready for school today?

- Oh, you betcha, Calvin. [laughs]

I'’m so excited I could do a dance.

Actually, I think I will.

[humming]

Oh, yeah.

[upbeat music]

- I love all my students.

Which reminds me it'’s time to start class.

Come on, Zippy.

Morning, everyone.

The Doggy Roll Call'’s coming at you in three...

two...one.

Let'’s see who'’s here today.

My dog, Zippy!

Sonny, sit up and say "hi." [barks]

Who'’s the coolest dog in the world?

Mr. Shades! [barks]

Dude! He loves to surf the waves.

Oh, Grandma,

you know we all love you.

Who'’s the prettiest princess of them all?

Princess Pickles!

What do ya say, little Cricket?

[crickets chirp]

Hey, Pixie...

give us a spin!

How about a hug, Cuddles?

How you feeling, Grumbles?

[barks]

Give it up to the Barks Brothers,

Giggle and Wiggle!

Or is it... Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

Rocket!

Wait, where'’s Rocket?

[barks]

[barks]

Rocket was playing with the puppies.

♪♪

And finally, the dog with the big smile

and even bigger tail, Stuff!

- That'’s me! [both chuckle]

- Great, everyone'’s here.

Let'’s get started.

[whirring]

Whoa.

[ethereal music]

I wonder what that is.

Stuff, can you take care of the class

while I go check it out?

- Ohh...

I get to teach class!

Oh, boy! Ha-ha. Okay...

[clears throat] Here'’s today'’s lesson, class.

[whirring]

- Whoa!

Check it out!

A spaceship landed on our sidewalk.

- Greetings. My name is Wagoid

from the planet Sniff.

- You talk? He talks!

You talk?

Hi, Wagoid, I'’m Calvin. Nice to meet you.

- I know who you are, Calvin.

You are famous for running the greatest dog school

in the galaxy.

- The whole galaxy knows about Mutt & Stuff?

That'’s awesome. [laughs]

- It'’s my mission to learn from you.

We want a great dog school like yours on planet Sniff.

So how do I do that?

- Hmm...

Well, what makes Mutt & Stuff so great?

- Perhaps I may observe your class for one day

to see what makes Mutt & Stuff so great?

- Of course! Everyone'’s welcome at Mutt & Stuff.

Come on. - Oh, please, allow me.

[beeps, whirrs]

- That plus that--

both: Whoa!

- That was fun. Thanks, Wagoid.

- Wagone, gleep, glurp. That'’s how we say

"you'’re welcome" on Sniff.

- Zippy, Stuff, meet Wagoid.

He'’s an alien dog from Sniff.

- Ah, Calvin, you'’re sniffing.

Sounds like you have a cold. Here.

- No, Stuff. - Hm?

- What I meant to say was

Wagoid is from the planetSniff.

- Oh...

fun name, man. Hi, Wagoid, I'’m Stuff.

- Hi. - Zippy, why don'’t you show

Wagoid our activity wheel?

[energetic music]



[barks]

[fanfare plays]

Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

[dreamy music]

It'’s music class.

Wagoid, you'’re really gonna love this activity.

- Hurray, my first opportunity

to see why Mutt & Stuff is so great.

- Open the Doggy Everything Closet.

[piano plays]

[upbeat music]



Sounds great, guys.

Hey, Wagoid, why don'’t you give the drums a try?



- Hey, Davenport,

Davenport! - Smorgasbord! Hey, Zoe.

- Hey, do you know if there are any

cats in space? - Why, sure.

Haven'’t you ever heard of a...

"cats-tronaut"?

[both laugh]

[thuds] Ow!

I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

- Did you like music class, Wagoid?

- Music class was most enjoyable.

Now I know why Mutt & Stuff

is the greatest dog school in the galaxy.

- Well, we have lots of other activities here at Mutt & Stuff.

- You have even more activities than music?

- Yeah. - Oh, yes, we do, Wagoid,

but music here is pretty great.

I'’ll show ya.

[hums] [drums]

[stomach growls]

- Whoa. - Ooh, excuse me.

All that tummy drumming got me hungry.

- Me too.

It is time for my favorite snack.

Sloopy Gloop. [whirs]

- Whoa, that'’s pretty green.

[sloshes]

- And gooey.

- And yummy.

Num, num, num. Num, num, num.

- Well, while Wagoid eats his snack,

we'’ll eat ours. It'’s snacktime.

- Whoo-hoo!

[upbeat music]

[barks]

Oh, boy, snacktime!

♪♪

[playful music]

- Okay, Giggle-- or is it Wiggle?

I can never remember.

You get to start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

♪♪

Bowwow. Time to chow!

[barks]

[calm music]



- Calvin, I am having so much gar-clop.

- That'’s great. I think.

- Gar-clop is how we say "fun" on Sniff.

Are snack and music time the things that make

Mutt & Stuff so great?

- Well, that'’s part of it,

but we also like to have fun.

Um, gar-clop.

Zippy, spin that wheel.

[energetic music]

Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

♪♪

It'’s playtime!

[upbeat music]

[barks]

- ♪ It'’s playtime ♪

[dog barks]

- ♪ It'’s playtime ♪

- Yippie.

- ♪ It'’s playtime ♪

- Awesome.

- Okay, Wagoid, now show us

how you do playtime on planet Sniff.

- You got it.

♪♪

- [laughs]

- Allow me.

[whirrs]

- Whoa!

[whirrs]

- Just like on Sniff.

[whirring]

♪♪

- [laughs]

Oh, that was super-fun.

[whirrs]

[grunts] - Whoa.

Welcome back, guys. - Thanks.

Hey, Wagoid, the way you played

on the playground was awesome!

- Yeah, all that zipping and zapping

made playtime extra-special. - Mm-hmm.

- Hmm, if Wagoid can make playtime special,

I wonder what he can do for storytime.

- Another Mutt & Stuff activity? I'’m in!

- Great, it'’s storytime! - Whoo!

- Okay, is everyone ready?

It'’s storytime.

Mary had a little lamb.

I mean, a little space lamb

who'’s fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,

her space lamb was sure to go.

- Why "go" when I can beam myself?

[beeping] Watch this.

- Okay.

Everywhere that Mary went,

the space lamb beamed himself.

There and there and there and there.

That is one special space lamb.

- [bleats like sheep]

- The end.

- Hiya, it'’s me, Melvin the fire hydrant.

- Greetings, Melvin.

- Hey, how about I sing you a song?

- All right.

- [clears throat]

♪ Skidamarink a-dink, a-dink

♪ Skidamarink a-doo

♪ I love you

Oh, wow. [chuckles]

Hey, maybe the dogs on the planet Sniff

don'’t like to sniff fire hydrants.

I might actually finish this song.

- I have never thought to do that.

- Uh...ye--Yeah. You know what?

Just--just forget I said anything.

- Sniff, sniff, sniff. Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.

- No! [laughs] - Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.

- Oh, what did I expect? - Sniff, sniff, sniff.

- You are from the planet Sniff.

- Here you go, Stuff. - Ooh, thanks, Calvin.

- We'’re gonna watch a video of one of our

Mutt & Stuff buddies on the Paw Pad.

- Ooh. - Awesome.

- Let'’s check it out.

[upbeat music]



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Chuck knuckle! Oh!

Hey, there, Zoe.

- If space dogs come from planet Sniff,

where do space cats come from?

- They come from...

"Meow-ter space."

[both laugh]

[thuds]

I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]



- Calvin, I have learned so much.

Mutt & Stuff is great because you have storytime,

music, snacks, and playtime.

- Well, that is all awesome,

but we do way more than that.

It'’s freetime!

Everybody go have fun.

- Ooh, freetime.

Hey, Rocket, you want to go play fetch?

[barks] Great! I'’ll go get a toy.

[laughs, hums]

Okay, um, hmm... [gasps]

Whoa! That'’s the biggest, shiniest toy I'’ve ever seen!

Rocket'’ll love to play with that!

Ohh.

Huh? Hmm.

[whirring] Ooh.

Oh, my goodness.

Uh...good toy.

Uhh, good toy.

Slow down. Whoa.

Whoa, slowly! Ugh!

[whirring] [crashes]

[gasps]

That wasn'’t very fun.

I mean, gar-clop.

Oh, no.

[beeping]

[grunting]

- I hope you'’re enjoying yourself, Wagoid.

- Oh, yes, I am, Calvin.

I am having more fun

than a blop-bloop at a shiggle-shoop.

That joke is very funny on planet Sniff.

Which reminds me, it is almost time

to travel home.

- [hums]

- My spaceship!

- Oh, this is your spaceship?

- Yes, it is broken.

Without it I cannot get home.

- Hm... - Stuff, what happened?

- Um, I thought Wagoid'’s ship was a toy

and I kinda, sorta, accidently broke it.

[groans] I am very sorry, Wagoid.

I guess I shouldn'’t have played with something that wasn'’t mine.

Uh...Ooh! Hey, Wagoid, I have an idea!

I can fix your ship. - You can?

- Hey, how about we all help fix Wagoid'’s ship?

- You really think it can be fixed?

- Sure. When we work together as a pack, we can fix anything.

Let'’s go to Arts and Crafts and fix Wagoid'’s ship.

- Yeah!

- Let'’s go.

- Open the Doggie Everything Closet.

Thank you, Sonny.

[upbeat music]



Great helping, Stuff.

♪♪

Oh, good idea, Zippy.



- You guys are amazing.

Okay, Wagoid,

we all worked really hard in fixing your spaceship.

So, here it is.

- It'’s fixed and better than new.

- I love working together.

- Great teamwork, guys.

That'’s it! Teamwork.

I just figured out what makes Mutt & Stuff so great!

- Oh, please, please tell me.

I really want to know.

- Here at Mutt & Stuff we all help each other out.

We'’re a pack that sticks together.

- A pack that sticks together.

I like that.

- Yeah, that'’s what Mutt & Stuff is all about.

- Mission accomplished.

To show my appreciation,

I have a special space surprise for you.

- Oh, boy! Is it a moon cheese sandwich?

- Even better.

I want to take you to planet Sniff

for a space dance party.

[barks]

- Ooh! - Great!

We'’ll follow you on the Mutt & Stuff bus!

I mean, Mutt & Stuff rocket bus.

Okay, dogs, paws up, tails out.

Let'’s go! - Yeah!

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Melvin, Wagoid is taking us

to planet Sniff for a space party.

- Planet Sniff, huh?

I bet that'’s right next to the planet "Achoo!"

[laughs]

[upbeat music]



- ♪ The dogs on the bus go

[barking]

♪ The dogs on the bus go

[barks]

♪ Through outer space

[horn honks]



[Sci Fi music]



- Whoa!

- Welcome to planet Sniff, Calvin.

- This is intergalactic awesome.

- Look at me!

I'’m intergalactic Stuff.

Whoo.

Whoo.

- Watch this.

- Hey, guys.

- I have another surprise for my new friends.

You can all be space aliens.

[zaps]

- Wow, that'’s awesome.

- Time for more friends. [beeps]

[zaps]

all: Hi.

- Check us out. We'’re rocking it in space.

What a great day.

Let'’s celebrate with a doggie dance party!

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff



- What a great day.

Today we had a special guest visitor at Mutt & Stuff.

- Greetings, my name is Wagoid.

- Wagoid wanted to find out what made Mutt & Stuff

the greatest dog school in the galaxy.

How about we all help fix Wagoid'’s ship?

And he learned that at Mutt & Stuff,

we always work together as a pack.

- Now I know why Mutt & Stuff is the greatest

dog school in the galaxy.

- Then we came to planet Sniff for a doggie space dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- Popcorn time. Num, num, num.

- ♪ You say "bark"

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff



[barks]



- Thanks for joining us.

See you back on Earth at Mutt & Stuff.

♪♪

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [shrieks] Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Look at the top of my head. - Hm?

- I wonder what these things do.

[whirs]

Boo-yah! - How do I look?

[both laugh]

I'’ve got my eye on you.

[both laugh] [thuds]

Good-bye, everyone. - See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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