01x22 - Game of Bones

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x22 - Game of Bones

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[lively music]



[dog barks]



[dog barks]



- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to "Mutt & Stuff,"

the only school where the students'’ favorite snack

is a dog bone!

[chuckles]

[dog barks]

Good morning, Zippy.

[dog barks]

Zippy has a big announcement.

Go for it!

[trumpet music]



That'’s right, Zippy.

Today is the "Mutt & Stuff" Doggy Games!

The dogs are gonna run, jump, and race!

Okay, Zippy.

On your mark...

get set...

go!

Start the fun!

[chuckles]

[lively music]

[buzzer chimes]

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell ringing]

Yeehaw!

[lively music]



Calling all dogs!

[dog barks]



- You'’ll do great in the Doggy Games.

[chuckles]

- That'’s right.

Get your paws moving.

It'’s time for school!



[dogs barking]

[dogs barking]



Morning, Stuff.

- Oh, hi, Calvin.

Oh, I'’m super-duper excited

about the "Mutt & Stuff" Doggy Games.

I'’m ready to jump!

[chuckles]

And I'’m ready to race!



- Okay, Stuff.

On your mark...

[drumroll]

Get set... - Yeah.

- Go!

- Whoo!

- See you at doggy roll call.

Good morning, everyone!

Okay, let'’s see who'’s here today.

It'’s time for the doggy roll call!

- Whee!

- Who could do a backflip

and drive a car?

My dog Zippy!



Pixie!

[dog barks]



Mr. Shade.

[rock music]

Rumble.

[barks]

What do you say, little Cricket?

[crickets chirping]

The Barks Brothers:

Giggle!

Wiggle!

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

Grandma.

[dog barks]

Dude.

Sonny!

[dog barks]

Cuddles!

[dog barks]

Princess Pickles.

[dog barks]

Rocket.

Where are you?

[suspenseful music]

[dog barks]

[lively music]

[dog barks]

[chuckles]

Rocket was hanging in the doghouse.

And the dog with the blue shorts, Stuff!

- That'’s me!

[both chuckle]

- Ears up, everyone!

I have a big surprise.

My dad'’s coming to watch you race

in the Doggy Games!

[dogs barking]

[doorbell rings]

Hmm, who could that be?

My dad'’s not supposed to come till later.

[suspenseful music]

- Calvin!

- It'’s my cousin Marco!

both: Super cousin handshake!

[lively music]

Woogie, woogie, woogie, woof!

[both chuckle]

- Marco, I didn'’t know you were coming

to "Mutt & Stuff" today.

- Yeah, your dad said today was the Doggy Games,

and I love the Doggy Games.

I thought it'’d be cool to watch you

train the dogs before the big event.

- Well, you'’re welcome to stay.

And you came just in time.

We'’re about to start training!

- [chuckles] - Okay, guys.

Who'’s ready to go for a run?

[dogs barking]

Paws up, tails out,

let'’s go to the playground!

[dogs barking]

[dog groans]

[dogs barking]

[lively music]

- Oh, wait! Where'’s Grumbles?

Has anyone seen Grumbles?

- Uh, don'’t worry, Calvin.

I'’ll find Grumbles for you.

Uh, Grumbles!

Hey, Grumbles! Where are you?

Huh. Maybe he'’s under something.

Oh, I'’ll try this.

Uh, hmm, nope.

Not under there.

Yeah, okay. Sorry, Calvin.

I cannot find Grumbles anywhere.

- Thanks for trying, Stuff.

- Sure.

- Hey, Marco, can you take the dogs for a run

while I go look for Grumbles?

- Of course I can.

I'’ve always wanted to help out on "Mutt & Stuff."

It'’ll be easy-peasy, doggy squeezy.

- Cool!

- All right, guys. Here we go.

Paws up, tails out.

Or--nope, that'’s not it.

Um, paws up, noses out!

Nope, you guys aren'’t moving.

Um, how about whatever Calvin says.

Let'’s go!

- Um, what?

- Okay, okay.

How about a new plan?

Just sit there.

[dogs barking] Wait, sit. You stay.

No, don'’t leave!

- Go! Get him! - Come back!

- I wonder where Grumbles is.

[suspenseful music]

[dog groans]

I think I found him.



[dog groans]

I think I know what'’s going on.

Grumbles doesn'’t like to play sports

because he doesn'’t think he'’s good enough.

[dog groans]

[lively music]

[dogs barking]

- Whee! Whoo!

[giggles]

- I'’m done taking the dogs for a run.

[panting]

Actually, they took me for a run.

Calvin, I'’m not too good at taking care of the dogs.

- Don'’t worry.

You'’ll get the hang of it.

I still need more time helping this little guy.

[dog groans]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- Apocalypse! Oh, hi, Zoe.

- What'’s your favorite yoga pose?

- Hmm, downward napping cat.

- Oh. Whoa-oh-ahh!

[thump]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[lively music]



- Let'’s see what the puppies are doing

to get ready for the Doggy Games!

Come on. Let'’s go.

- ♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime

[harmonica music]



♪ Puppy playtime, puppy playtime ♪

[lively music]

- Grumbles, this is exactly like

the tunnel in the Doggy Games,

so you can use it to practice.

[dog groans]

Oh, okay, Grumbles.

Let'’s take a break.

Maybe you'’ll feel better after an activity.

[dog whimpers]

Zippy!

You know what to do.

[dog barks]

[exciting music]

Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

[suspenseful music]



Story time!

I know a great story about trying your best!

Grumbles, you'’re gonna love it.

[dog groans]

Okay, is everyone ready?

It'’s story time.



Once upon a time,

Jack and Jill went up a hill

to fetch a pail of water.

Well, Jill went up, but what about Jack?

[dog whimpers]

I guess Jack didn'’t think he could make it up the hill.

Come on, Jack! You can do it!

[dog groans]

Come on!

Oh, well.

Jill went up the hill,

and Jack hung out at the bottom.

The end.



- Hiya, it'’s me, Melvin the fire hydrant.

Hey, Grumbles, I hear you don'’t think

you'’re good enough for the Doggy Games.

Well, I'’ve got a song that'’ll get you up and moving!

[clears throat]

♪ I'’ve been running in the Doggy Games ♪

♪ All the livelong day

♪ I'’ve-- ♪

[laughing]

♪ Run in the dog--

Okay, all right!

Hey, I said, "Running all the livelong day,"

not, "Licking all the livelong day."

[chuckles]

Good dog!

- Oh, Grumbles.

The Doggy Games are gonna be so much fun.

I really hope you can join us.

[dog groans]

- Hey, Calvin.

I thought the dogs might like a walk

before the Doggy Games.

- Great idea. Need some help?

- No, thanks. I can handle this.

Actually, I wrote a rap to help me remember what to do.

- Cool. Go for it.

- ♪ A one, two, three, four

♪ Dogs on a leash walking out the door ♪

♪ My name is Marco, and I'’m here to say ♪

♪ Helping out Calvin makes me shout, "Hooray!" ♪

♪ Uh-oh, these dogs are going right ♪

♪ Oh, no, they'’re running out of sight ♪

♪ A diggity dog, you'’re not looking good ♪

♪ I'’m not helping, but I wish I could ♪

♪ I wanted to rap about doing my best ♪

♪ Now I'’ve got leashes wrapped around my chest ♪

♪ Oh, no!

- [chuckles]

- I can'’t even walk dogs without messing up.

I'’ll never be as good as you with dogs.

- It'’s okay.

That just means you have to come visit more often

so you can learn!

- I'’d love that.

- Well, why don'’t I help you unwind,

and I'’ll feed the dogs?

Calling all dogs!

It'’s snack time!

[dogs barking]

- Oh, boy, snack time!

[lively music]



- Grumbles, you can'’t be grumpy about this.

You get to start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

[drumroll]

[lively music]



Snack time is the best time!



Bowwow, time to chow!

[dogs barking]

[instrumental music]

- Mmm, so good.

- Here you go, Stuff.

- Ooh, thanks, Calvin.

- We'’re gonna watch a video of one of our

"Mutt & Stuff" buddies on the Paw Pad.

Let'’s check it out.

[lively music]



Okay, Grumbles.

You'’ve done obstacle courses before.

You'’ve run up ramps, gone through tunnels...



And even chased after balls.



It'’s the same as the Doggy Games.

So what do you say?

You want to give it a try?



- Oh, sorry, Calvin!

I was just trying to play fetch

with the dogs, and--yeah!

- Hey...

is my ball over here?

Oh, Marco, you have it.

Oh, boy, you'’re really good at playing fetch.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

I'’ll never be good at taking care of dogs.

- Sure, you will!

- You sure you want me

to keep coming back to "Mutt & Stuff?"

- Of course!

You'’re my favorite cousin.

You'’re welcome here any time you want.

- Thanks, Calvin,

but maybe you should play fetch with Stuff.

- No problem.

Join us when you'’re ready.

Okay, Stuff. - Yeah.

- Fetch! - Oh, boy!

Whoo, fetch!

[chuckles]

[melancholy music]



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [starts, shouts]

Oh, hi, Zoe. - What'’s your favorite sport?

- The high jump.

- Yeah!

[trumpet blares]

- Hi! - Bye!

[thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[lively music]

- The Doggy Games are about to begin!

And my dad should be here really...

- Hey, Calvin. I'’m here!

- Soon.

Hey, Pa.

- Hey, Calvin!

I'’m ready for the Doggy Games!

- Great! We'’re almost ready.

- Awesome!

- [sighs] [dog groans]

- What'’s going on here today?

- Grumbles doesn'’t think he'’s good enough

to be in the Doggy Games.

- Hey, Uncle Caesar.

I tried to watch the dogs for Calvin,

but I messed up everything.

- Marco, I got a friend that you and Grumbles should meet.

He might give you guys some inspiration.

Rex, come on in!



- Wow, Rex is amazing!



He can do anything!



- You know, we can learn a lot from dogs.

If you work hard and believe in yourself,

you can do amazing things.

What do you say, Grumbles?

[dog barks]

Grumbles is gonna join us in the Doggy Games!

- Calvin, you have a great way of helping dogs.

- And cousins.

Calvin, I'’m gonna give it another try with the dogs.

- Great, Marco.

Okay, it'’s time for the Doggy Games!

Paws up, tails out, let'’s go!



[cheers and applause]

[dramatic music]

[dogs barking]

[cheers and applause]

- Hello, everyone!

Welcome to the "Mutt & Stuff" Doggy Games!



Get ready to see some amazing dogs

doing some amazing things!

[cheers and applause]

Let the games begin!

[dogs barking]

- Oh, boy!

The Doggy Games!

Whoo!

- Uh-oh. - What?

- Dad, it doesn'’t look like the dogs are ready!

- Hey, Calvin. - Hmm?

- May I handle this?

- Go for it, Marco.

[dogs barking]

- [chuckles] - All right.

You can do this. Just believe in yourself.

Just like Rex, you can do anything.

Everybody, sit!

- [shrieks]

- And stay!

Good doggies!

I did it! I did it!

- Great job, Marco!

- That was awesome!

I'’m so proud of you.

Okay, Dad.

Now the dogs are ready.

- Okay! Let the games begin again!

[cheers and applause]

[lively music]



- And Sonny starts the Doggy Games

for Team "Mutt & Stuff!"

Look at Sonny go!



[dog barks]



[cheers and applause]



[dog barks]

Next in the Doggy Games...

it'’s Stuff!

- Okay.

[grunts]

[dramatic music]



- Okay.

[panting]

- Go, Stuff! Go!

- Whoo!

Left and right.

[mumbling indistinctly]

[cheers and applause]

Whoo!

What'’s up?

- Next up, my dog Zippy.



Look at Zippy go!

He'’s faster than a race car!

[dog barks]

[upbeat music]



[cheers and applause]

Here comes Rex!



Nothing'’s gonna slow down this dog!



- Whoo!

What'’s up?



[cheers and applause]

- Okay, Grumbles.

It'’s your turn, buddy.

You can do it!

Just believe in yourself!

[dramatic music]



[cheers and applause]



[cheers and applause]



[all cheering]

- Yeah, Grumbles!



[all cheering]

- Grumbles, you did it!

I'’m so proud of you!

Give me super paw!

- Can I get a super paw too?

- Me, too. - Me, three!

[all cheering]

- Super paw, guys!

- And now for a special Doggy Games surprise!

Zippy'’s gonna do his world-famous super ramp jump!

[cheers and applause]

Okay, Zippy.

Go for it, buddy.

Wait till you see this!

[exciting music]



[cheers and applause]

[dog barks]

What a great day!

Let'’s celebrate with a Doggy Games dance party!

Come on!

Wag it like you mean it!

- Yeah!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[dog barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- What a great day!

Grumbles didn'’t think he was good enough

to play in the Doggy Games.

[dog groans]

And my cousin Marco was having trouble

taking care of the dogs.

- I'’ll never be as good as you with dogs.

- Rex helped them both realize that you can do amazing things

when you believe in yourself and try your hardest.

- He can do anything!

- And then we came to the Doggy Games

and had a dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at "Mutt & Stuff."

[upbeat music]



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Pepperoni! Hello.

- We should start the Kitty Cat Games.

- Oh yeah, and I know who I want on my team.

Darryl!

- Davenport, that'’s your tail.

- Hmm? Yeah, right.

So the first event should be chasing my tail.

Come here, Darryl. - Oh, get him, get him!

- Oh, where is he? Where is he? - Get him, get him, get him.

- What--oh, hey! - Get him, Davenport!

- What? Get him, get him, - Oh! I got ya! Ah!

- Oh, Zoe, hold still.

- [panting]

- I got him!

[both screaming]

[thud]

- Good-bye, everyone!

- See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff
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