01x27 - Sherdog Bones

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.
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01x27 - Sherdog Bones

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]



[barks]



[barks]



- Hi! I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

I'm so excited because we have a new student today.

Hey, Zippy, do you think our new student

will like having show and tell?

[barks]

What are you gonna bring?

[barking]

[upbeat music]

The Zippy Cam.

When Zippy wears this, we can see what he sees

through this camera.

Hello! I'm on the Zippy Cam!



We can show everyone later at show and tell.

Right now, it's time to start our day.

You know what to do.

[barking]

[buzzer]



Thanks, Zippy.

[bell dings]



Alley-woof!



Calling all dogs!



It's show and tell day, Cuddles.

I can't wait to see what you brought.

- Ohh, I'm so excited.

Hey, Calvin, guess what I brought for show and tell.

- Hmm, the most awesome stuffed walrus ever?

- Ah, yep. Murray the Walrus!

[laughs]

- Time to start class!

- Hee-hee!

- [laughs] All right, show and tell day!

And I brought my doggy ears.

Woof, woof! Bark, bark!

Roo, roo! Meow!

Hey, who brought the cat in?

Oh, it was me. [laughs]

- Good morning.

I have a very special announcement.

Our friend Mr. Shades has graduated from Mutt & Stuff.

He's now a doggy lifeguard in Hawaii.

How cool is that?

- Ooh, that is very cool.

- That's right, Stuff. You know what else is very cool?

Zippy, drumroll, please.

Our new student, here he is,

Mr. Shades' younger brother, Junior Shades.

[upbeat music]

[whimpers]

- Ah.



- Welcome to Mutt & Stuff, Junior Shades.

You're now part of the pack.

- Oh, hi, Junior Shades.

Your sunglasses are so cool.

- It's time to start doggy roll call.

[percussive music]

Okay, Junior Shades, during roll call,

when I call your name, you bark, got it?

[high-pitched bark]

Yeah, just like that.

Okay, we'll start with my dog, Zippy.

[barks] Princess Pickles.

[barks]

Grumbles!

[barks, grumbles]

Cuddles!

[barks]

Pixie the Adventure Dog!

[barks]

Hi, Grandma.

[whimpers]

Cricket. [crickets chirping]

Sonny!

[barks]

Dude.

[surf music]

Rocket.

Rocket? [whimpers]

[barks]

[exciting music]

Rocket thought it was nap time.

[barks]

The Barks Brothers, Giggle and Wiggle.

[barks]

And now let's hear from our newest student,

Junior Shades!

[barks]

And the dog with the floppiest ears around,

Stuff.

- Oh, that's me.

- [chuckles] Hey, Junior Shades,

since it's your first day, we're gonna have show and tell.

How does that sound?

[barks]

Perfect.

You can show everyone your sunglasses.

[barks]

- Oh, ooh!

Hey, can I be Junior Shades' buddy

and show him how awesome Mutt & Stuff is?

- Sounds like a great idea, Stuff.

You can show Junior Shades around

while I set up for Show and Tell.

- Oh, boy.

Oh, Junior Shades,

you are gonna love Mutt & Stuff.

[barks]

- Oh, and Zippy can film you guys on the Zippy Cam.

Have fun, guys.

- Oh, great.

Come on, Junior Shades.

[upbeat music]

[chuckles]



Okay, Zippy, are you filming?

[barks]

Ha, great.

Now, Junior Shades,

this is the slide.

All right, Grumbles, go!



[chuckles]

Good job, Grumbles.

[barking]

Next is the ball pit.

Jump on in, Rocket.

[chuckles]

Ooh!

[chuckles]

Ah, so much fun.

[humming]

[Zippy barks]

And this is the big slide.

[barking]

My super, super favorite thing.

[barks]



Let's go to the ball pit with Murray.

[chuckles] Come on!

[barking]



[whimpers]

What's that, Junior Shades?

Murray can wear your sunglasses?

That's a great idea. [chuckles]

Here we go. Let's put these on Murray.

Okay. You're all set, Murray.

Ready to go swimming in the ball pit.

Whee! Sploosh!

- Hey, everyone, it's time for show and tell!

First up, Grumbles.

Wow, Grumbles, you wore

your entire collection of neckties at once.

[barks]

Very nice.

[grumbles]

Next up, Giggle and Wiggle.

Hmm, can of dog biscuits?

Want me to open it?

Hmm.

Hmm.

I'm not hungry but okay.

- Ooh. Uh-uh...

[laughs]

- Whoa. [barking]

Very funny, guys. You got me.

Giggle and Wiggle cr*ck me up.

Okay, Grandma, it's your turn.

You brought your booties?

Cute, just like you.

Okay, Junior Shades,

you're gonna show us your sunglasses, right?

Wait, where are your sunglasses?

[whimpers]

Oh, no!

It's Junior Shades' first day,

and he lost his sunglasses.

- Oh, uh, don't worry, Calvin.

I know exactly where they are.

We put them on Murray earlier.

- Oh, that's a relief.

So where's Murray?

- Um, he's right here.

[gasps]

Um, ha, silly me.

Ha, put him on the other side.

He's right over here--

What? Gah!

Where-- Okay, he was right here.

I--Oh, no!

Ah, eeh!

I can't find Murray,

and he's wearing Junior Shades' sunglasses.

- Don't worry, Stuff.

Hmm, looks like we got a real mystery here at Mutt & Stuff.

[whimpers]

I know, Junior Shades.

I already miss Murrayso much.

- Don't worry.

We'll definitely find Murray and the sunglasses.

I'll call my dad on the Paw Pad so he can help.

- Oh, yeah.

[jazzy music]

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- Archimedes! Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Have you ever lost anything?

- Yeah.

My balance.

[both laugh]

Whoa, whoa. - Whoa! Whoa!

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

[dogs barking]

- It's Junior Shades' first day of school,

and he lost his sunglasses.

- And I lost Murray.

I hope we can find him.

- Don't worry, Stuff.

We've got the whole pack working together

to solve the mystery.

- Yeah. [chuckles]

Oh, nothing over here,Calvin.

- Nothing over here.

- [chuckles]

[dog barks]

- No Murray here.

- Or over here.



Oh, hey! I found something!

Oh, it's you.

[chuckles]

Oh, we'll never find Murray and the sunglasses.

- I think we can. [Zippy barks]

[barking]

Hey, looks like Zippy's found something, come on!

- Ooh, great!

- Sorry, Zippy, we can't watch the Paw Pad.

We're solving a mystery.

- Oh, hey, maybe he's telling us

that Murray's underneath the Paw Pad.

[Zippy grumbles] Nope.

- Or maybe he's trying to get us

to watch the Zippy Cam from earlier.

- Right, 'cause Zippy was filming us.

- I bet he filmed where you put Murray and the sunglasses.

- [chuckles] Oh, sorry it took me so long

to figure that out, Zippy.

It's my first day of solving mysteries.

- Okay, let's watch.

Okay.

- This is where I showed Junior Shades the small slide.

[upbeat music]

Ooh, and this is where Sonny goes down the big slide.



Oh, and this is when I did the robot for five whole minutes.



- Maybe we can fast-forward to the part

with Murray and the sunglasses.

- Oh, yeah, okay.



Ooh, here it is.

I'm putting the sunglasses on Murray.



- Oh, no. What happened?

- Oh, uh, Zippy stopped filming,

'cause he had an itch.

- Got it.

[whimpers]

It's okay, Junior Shades.

My dad should be here any minute,

and he can find anything.

- Hey, Calvin!

Sorry I'm late.

I had to walk all the way over here,

'cause I lost my keys.

- Hey, Pops. - Hi, Calvin.

- We have a real mystery here at Mutt & Stuff.

Murray the Walrus and Junior Shades' sunglasses are missing.

- That is a big mystery, but you don't need my help.

- I don't?

- No, you have a pack of detectives right here.

- I do?

- Yeah, dogs can find anything with their noses.

- Oh, yeah!

Dogs have a great sense of smell.

- That's right!

Rocket, do you wanna help me?

[barks]

Okay, don't look.

Watch.

I'll place a dog treat over here

and a smelly sock over here.

Then I cover them both

so Rocket doesn't see what's underneath.

- Uh, Mr. Calvin's Dad,

why do you have a smelly sock in your pocket?

- I don't know.

Rocket, find the dog treat.

See, now that's what I call a great sense of smell.

- Hey, we can find Murray and the sunglasses

if all the dogs use their noses.

- Exactly!

- Okay, Stuff, what else did you do this morning?

- Um, oh, uh...

Oh, music class!

- Then let's go.

Ready, set, smell!

- Yeah.

- Good luck, guys.

While you guys solve the mystery,

I'm gonna solve the mystery where my keys went.

Where could they be?

And why do I have so many smelly socks

in my jacket?

No idea.

- Okay, team, everyone sniff.

[dogs barking]

We can find it. [sniffs]

Maybe it would help if Junior Shades and I

did exactly what we were doing earlier.

[chuckles]

And a one, and a two, and a...

♪ We were playing music here

♪ Music here, music here ♪

♪ We were playing music here

♪ With Murray wearing shades ♪

Hmm.

Ugh, Calvin,

we can't find Murray with the sunglasses!

- Don't worry, Stuff. We'll find them.

We're a pack, and a pack always sticks together.

What was the next thing you did after music class?

- Hmm, uh, I think I was, uh--

[stomach grumbles]

[gasps] - [chuckles]

Hungry?

- Ha, no, but I guess I am now.

Hey, belly, you ready for snack time?

- Attention, attention, calling all dogs.

- I know what that sound means.

- Come over and get a doggy snack.

- Thanks, Bowwow! We're on our way.

Stuff, let's take a break from our mystery

for snack time.

- Yeah! Great idea.

[dogs barking]

Ooh, I'm coming.

Oh-oh-oh, snack time!

Yum, yum, yum, yum.

- Greetings, Calvin and dogs.

- Hey, Bowwow, we're in the middle of a real mystery.

Have you seen Murray wearing any sunglasses?

- I have not.

- Perhaps you can look in the kibble when it comes out.

- Good idea.

Hey, Junior Shades,

every dog gets a turn to start the snack machine.

- Bowwow Chow Snack Machine has been activated.

Swirling ball swirling.

Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl.

Shoe swing complete.

Ball drop commencing umbrella sequence.

Gears turning.

[upbeat music]

Fill 'er up.

Fill 'er up. Fill 'er up.

Fill 'er up. - No Murray or the sunglasses.

- But we did find yummy kibble.

- Then it's time for a tasty snack.

- Kibble delivery complete.

[dogs barking]

[gentle music]

- Wah, oh!

Hi there, Junior Shades.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

Say, I have a mystery for you.

[clears throat]

Why do dogs like trees?

[whimpers]

Because they love the bark!

[laughs]

They love the bark. You see?

Hey, hey, don't "leaf."

[chuckles] Leaf, you get it?

Ugh.

- Maybe the puppies can help us find Murray.

They can be puppy detectives.

[upbeat music]

-Puppy playtime!



Puppy playtime!



[dogs whimpering]

Puppy playtime!



Puppy playtime!

[dogs whimpering]

- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [muttering]

Oh, hi, Zoe.

- Dogs have a great sense of smell.

What about cats?

- Oh, let me check. Cats smell...

[sniffs]

Gah, furry.

[both laugh]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

- Okay, Junior Shades,

let's see, we were over here.

Anything?

Nope, no Murray.

All right.

Oh, I know, then we went to my doghouse.

Hey, Junior Shades,

you wanna search for Murray and the sunglasses

in my doghouse?

[barks]

Great, let's do it.

[mysterious music]

[chuckles]

Sniff everywhere.

Hmm. [sniffs]

Find anything?

[whimpers]

Huh, yeah, me neither.

Hey, you wanna take a break on my big comfy chair?

[barks]

Oh, let's go.

Hey, Junior Shades, how you feeling?

[barks]

Oh, yeah, I'm sad too.

I miss Murray.

Hmm.

Hey, you and I both lost something today,

but we also found something special.

Each other.

Yeah, that's right.

You and me are gonna be buddies forever.

[barks]

I'm so glad you came here to Mutt & Stuff,

'cause you are now part of the pack.

This is nice.

Hanging out.

Me and my new friend, Junior Shades.

[whimpers]

- Any lucky?

- No Murray, but we did realize

that we became really good friends today.

- Oh, Stuff, that's awesome.

- Yeah, we had a fun day at music class

and snack time and in my doghouse

and earlier on the playground.

Wait!

both: The playground!

- That's the only place we haven't looked.

- Yeah. - Come on, doggy detectives.

Let's work together.

- [chuckles] Whoo!

- Use your noses!

- Yeah! [sniffs]

[upbeat music]



- How are my doggy detectives doing?

I hope you guys had more luck than me,

'cause I still can't find my keys.

- Well, we're very close, and it's all because

we've been working together like a pack.

- Yes.

- Using our noses. [chuckles]

[sniffs]

Ah.

In there!

- In the ball pit?

I know just the dog for the job.

Rocket!

Will you jump in the ball pit and find Murray?

[barks]

♪♪

We did it!

- [chuckles] Ohh!

[laughs]

Ahh.

- Looking good, Junior Shades.

- Oh, Murray, I promise I'll never lose you again.

Oh, I love you, buddy.

- Looks like you really missed Murray.

- Oh, yeah.

But you know what?

I'm even happier to have Junior Shades

here at Mutt & Stuff,

'cause he's our awesome new friend.

- Working together as a pack

is what Mutt & Stuff is all about.

- Hey, Rocket's looking for something else.

What else could be down there?

- My keys!

Come here, Rocket.

[chuckles]

- Wow, we found Murray, the sunglasses,

and my dad's keys?

I think that calls for a doggy dance party.

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- Whoo-hoo!

[barks]

-Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff.

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

-Today was Junior Shades' first day of school,

and he lost his sunglasses,

and Stuff lost his walrus, Murray.

- Okay, he was right here. I--Oh, no!

I can't find Murray,

and he's wearing Junior Shades' sunglasses.

-My dad showed us

that dogs have great senses of smell,

and then we worked as a pack,

used our noses,

and found Murray and the sunglasses.

And then we came here to celebrate

with a doggy dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at Mutt & Stuff.



- Hey, Davenport. Davenport!

- [panting] Oh, hey, Zoe.

- Junior Shades found his sunglasses.

Is there anything you can't find?

- Yeah, my tail.

- It's right where you left it,

on your bottom.

- Wha--huh?

Oh, hey, my tail.

I missed you, buddy. Come here, give me a hug.

both: Whoa!

- Bye-bye, everybody. - See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let's go to dog school

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[upbeat music]
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