05x05 - Max's Sandwich/Max's Ice Cream Cone/Ruby's Art Stand

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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05x05 - Max's Sandwich/Max's Ice Cream Cone/Ruby's Art Stand

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[Whimsical music]

- ♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

- ♪ Max and ruby

- ♪ Ruby and her little brother, max ♪

Kids: ♪ max and ruby

- There it is, max,

The east bunny hop around the world fair.

Going to this fair is like

Going around the whole world in one day.

- Hi, ruby.

Are you here to earn your bunny scout

Cultural appreciation badge too?

- It's practically on my sleeve, louise.

We have to do a report

On exploring different countries' cultures.

You know what culture means, don't you, max?

It's all the kinds of food and clothes and art and music

That everyone in a country likes.

- Sandwich.

[Both giggling]

- What country are you doing your report on, ruby?

- I'm going to find out as much as I can

About each of them and then decide.

- Sandwich.

- Sounds like max is hungry.

- Bye, louise.

Okay, we'll find you something to eat,

But this is around the world fair.

It's your chance to try something new.

You can have a sandwich any old day.

Look.

Let's go visit mr. Piazza's italian booth.

Mr. Piazza can tell me all about italy,

And you can get something to eat.

- Enjoy your tiramisu.

[Span]buongiorno,[/span]ruby.

[Span]buongiorno,[/span]max.

- [Span]buongiorno?[/Span]

- [Laughs]

That's how we say "hello" in italy.

- Oh.

[Span]buongiorno,[/span]mr. Piazza.

[Span]buongiorno,[/span]roger.

[Giggles]

- Hey, ruby.

- Sandwich.

- [Giggles]

I'm here to find out about italian culture,

But I think max just wants something to eat.

- Well, you came to the right place.

If there's one thing all italians agree on,

It's their love of food.

How about some delicious parmigiano cheese?

- [Sniffing]

- Some stuffed olives.

And of course, spaghetti.

- Other than food, what else is great about italian culture?

- Hmm.

What else?

Everything.

Art and music.

Italians love music.

Listen to this.

[Jaunty accordion music]

[Clapping]



- Don't you just love this music, max?

Max?

Oops.

I have to go, mr. Piazza.

I guess max really wants a sandwich.

- A sandwich?

We could've made him a panini.

[Mariachi music]



- Max, I didn't have time to learn anything about italy.

- [Singing]

- Rosalinda?

- [Span]hola,[/span]max.

[Span]hola,[/span]ruby.

- I bet that's how you say "hello" in mexico, right?

- [Span]si, si,[/span]ruby.

That means "yes."

- Oh, I see.

[Span]si.[/Span]

[Laughs]

Is dancing like that part of mexican culture?

- [Span]si, si,[/span]ruby.

Would you like me to show you how to do this dance?

- Oh, yes.

- Sandwich.

- I don't have any sandwiches, max,

But I've got lots of different mexican food.

It's always fun to try new things.

How about guacamole?

Nachos.

Salsa.

- Looks yummy.

Crunch!

And it is.

Crunch!

Try it, max.

- Sandwich.

- So you were going to show me how to dance mexican style.

- I'd love to, ruby.

[Mariachi music]

- Doesn't that sound like fun, max?

Max?

Oh, not again.

Sorry.

I'll have to get that lesson later.

- [Span]adios, amigos.[/Span]

[Gong chiming]

- [Span]konnichiwa,[/span]max.

- There you are.

What are you doing here?

- Sandwich.

- [Span]konnichiwa,[/span]ruby.

- Oh.

[Span]konnichiwa.[/Span]

- Sandwich.

- Sorry, max.

Today's the one day I don't have any sandwiches in the diner.

Only japanese foods, like sushi.

- What's sushi?

- It means "with rice."

You can make a sushi roll with anything you like,

Carrots or cucumber or avocado.

And then you wrap it in nori.

That's seaweed.

- Seaweed?

Really?

- There you go.

- Mmm.

What else is wonderful about japanese culture?

- The japanese make art just by folding paper.

It's called origami.

- [Gasps]

Maybe I'll learn about origami for my bunny scout badge.

Do you want to learn too, max?

Max?

Oh, no.

Sorry, katie.

- [Span]sayonara.[/Span]

- [Span]namaste,[/span]max.

- Max.

You're still looking for a sandwich?

- [Span]namaste,[/span]ruby.

- [Span]namaste,[/span]candi.

- Would you like to try some indian food?

- Sure.

- That's called naan.

- [Gasps]

- It's a kind of bread they eat in india.

- Max, you're actually going to try something different?

What are you doing?

[Sniffing]

- [Gasps]

- Max?

Crunch!

- Mmm.

- Now I know how I'm going to earn my bunny scout badge.

And so I learned that when you put

All of the different cultures together,

You get something different and new.

- Why, that's a wonderful idea, ruby.

What made you think of it?

- [Giggles]

Max's sushi, seaweed, spaghetti,

Guacamole, olive, parmigiano, salsa on naan...

- Sandwich.

- Wow.

Huh?

Max, did you see the size of this berry?

Where are you going in such a hurry?

Oh, now I understand.

[Giggles]

- How's it going out there, ruby?

- Fine, grandma.

But no more peeking.

You'll ruin the surprise I'm making for you.

- Oh.

[Laughs]

Okay.

I'll be in the front garden if you need me.

- Thanks, grandma.

Crash!

Max?

Wow.

You found grandma's old-fashioned ice cream maker.

- Ice cream cone!

- Yes, we could make an ice cream cone,

But I can't right now, max.

I'm going to surprise grandma

By making her favorite summer treat,

Very berry summer salsa.

- Ice cream cone?

- Well, she is going to be gardening

For a while longer.

Okay, max.

We'll make you a cone,

Then I'll make grandma's treat.

But first,

Let's clean this thing up.

Okay, the ice cream maker's all cleaned up,

And we've got ice cubes, milk, and sugar.

That's all we need to make ice cream.

Oh, except for one more thing.

- Ice cream cone.

- [Giggles]

You're right.

But there's something else.

You need to decide what flavor of ice cream you want.

Sorry, max.

Those berries are for grandma's very berry summer salsa.

All right, max.

One tangleberry ice cream cone coming up.

First, we pour in the milk.

Then we add the sugar.

And last but not least, the yummy berries.

Ice cubes, please.

Thank you.

Now, the next step is to fill the outside tub with ice.

And here's the part where you take over, max.

When you crank the handle,

You churn up all the ingredients inside.

You keep cranking until they get so cold,

They turn into ice cream.

You'll know it's done

When the handle gets really hard to turn.

Got it?

Okay.

I'll go back and pick some more berries

For grandma's tangleberry summer salsa.

- [Grunting]

[Grunting]

- [Giggles]

Sounds like it's done.

- Ice cream cone?

- Yup.

Enjoy, max.

And now I can make grandma's tangleberry salsa.

Splat!

Whoops.

- Ice cream cone.

- [Sighs]

Well, we've still got enough to make another one,

And I guess I can pick more berries.

First the milk.

Then the sugar.

And last but not least, the yummy berries.

Thank you.

There you go, max.

Get cranking.

[Humming]

- [Grunting]

- Good work, max.

This time,

I'll pack the ice cream scoop in really well.

There you go.

- Ice cream cone.

- You're welcome.

- [Blowing]

Splat!

- [Sighs]

Oh, max.

And then last but not least, the yummy berries.

Over to you, max.

There you go.

Be very, very careful with this one, okay?

Crash!

- [Gasps]

Ice cream cone!

- Oh, no.

[Gasps]

Nice save, max.

I wouldn't have believed that if I hadn't seen in myself.

- Ice cream cone?

- [Sighs]

Okay.

But this time, we're going to make a big batch.

That way, we won't have to make more

If something happens again.

- [Grunting]

[Sighs]

- Okay, it's ready, max, but I have to hurry.

Grandma will be done her gardening any minute now, and--

- Oh, my.

You found my old ice cream maker.

- Max found it, grandma.

I wanted to surprise you by making

Some tangleberry summer salsa,

But I ended up making max ice cream instead.

- [Laughs]

That's wonderful.

- It is?

- Oh, yes.

There's only one dessert that I like more

Than tangleberry salsa, and that's a tangleberry...

- Ice cream cone.

- Whew.

Hot.

- What do you think, ruby?

- Hmm.

A little to the left, louise.

Perfect.

- [Laughs]

Making an art stand is one of your best ideas ever.

- Who wouldn't want to buy wonderful, one-of-a-kind,

Hand-painted art made with creative flair?

- And support our bunny scout trip to the art gallery.

[Both sighing]

Both: I love going to the art gallery.

[Both giggling]

- Hot.

- Yes, it's a little hot, max,

But it's a perfect day for selling

Bright, sunny paintings at our art stand.

- Like this one I painted of ruby.

What do you think, max?

- Whew.

Hot.

- [Gasps]

- [Clears throat]

- Thank you.

- Maybe you'll feel better if you find a nice cool place.

Thanks, max.

We'll sell so many paintings,

We'll be at the gallery in no time.

Whoa!

- Oh!

[Both groaning]

- Where's that wind coming from?

- Aha!

[Sighs]

- Hot.

- Max,

Could you find a less windy way to cool down?

Thanks.

- [Sighs]

Hot.

[Gasps]

[Laughs]

- [Sighs]

I never knew making an art stand would be so much work.

- Being a great artist is never easy, louise.

- Huh?

[Gasps]

- Oh!

[Both screaming]

- Where's this rain coming from?

There isn't a cloud in the sky.

- [Laughing] - [gasps]

Max, please turn it off.

- Hot.

- I'm sure you can find another way to cool down.

Thanks, max.

- [Sighs]

- Why don't we have any customers, ruby?

- All great artists have to struggle in the beginning.

Slurp!

- Good thinking, max.

Splat!

- [Gasps]

Sorry, max.

No food or drink is allowed at the art stand.

- Uh.

[Coughs]

Um, actually, ruby,

A juice pop sounds like a good idea to me.

- I guess we've earned a cool treat.

Could you please look after the stand, max?

We'll be right back.

[Both giggling]

- Sheesh.

Hot.

- [Giggling]

- [Gasps]

[Paper tears]

[Both giggling]

- Juice pops are just what we needed.

- All great artists deserve a break now and then.

Thanks for looking after the art stand, max.

[Gasps]

- Hot.

- [Gasps]

My sunflower painting.

You weren't supposed to use

My one-of-a-kind art to make a hat!

It's for sale.

- Oh, my.

What lovely artwork.

- Welcome to our art stand.

Everything's one-of-a-kind, hand-painted art...

- Made with creative flair.

[Both giggling]

And all sales will help support

Our bunny scout trip to the art gallery.

- Oh, I see.

Well, then,

I simply must have

A wonderful, one-of-a-kind, hand-painted

Sun hat like the one max is modeling.

I've never seen anything like it.

- That's what makes it one-of-a-kind.

- Wonderful.

- Try it on.

Wow.

- [Laughs]

- What do you think?

- Oh, what a lovely sun hat.

- Grandma.

- Can I buy one too?

A one-of-a-kind, hand-painted sun hat is just what I need

While I'm gardening.

- One hand-painted sun hat coming up.

- Wow, ruby.

It looks like our art stand is really taking off.

- Uh-huh.

Thanks to max, it's hot, hot...

- Hot.
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