05x12 - Engineer Max/Max's Toy Train/Max's Train Ride

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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05x12 - Engineer Max/Max's Toy Train/Max's Train Ride

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[Whimsical music]

- ♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

- ♪ Max and ruby

- ♪ Ruby and her little brother, max ♪

Kids: ♪ max and ruby

[Train whistle toots]

[Whistle toots]

- Train.

- You're right.

That's an amazing train.

- It's a spectacular train,

And I wish we could look at it all day,

But I have some important things to pick up

In the department store.

- And we're going ot help, right, max?

Huh?

[Both laugh]

Max?

Come on. [Chuckles]

[Whistle toots]

- Yep, it's a terrific train, isn't it, max?

Wanna take it for a spin?

- [Gasps]

- [Laughing]

All aboard, max!

- He thought you'd never ask, mr. Huffington.

[Whistle toots]

Both: bye, max!

[Whistle toots]

[All cheering]

- You're a natural engineer, max.

- Welcome back.

- I'm glad you had a nice ride,

But it's time to go now.

- Train.

- Maybe we can visit the train on the way out.

But first we have to help grandma with her shopping.

- That's right.

Now, I've got my list.

And you know what I need you to get, right, ruby?

- Oh, yes.

You need a big bow.

- Right.

I'll be on this floor if you need me.

- Okay, grandma.

Come on, max.

We have to go to the second floor.

[Gasps] ooh, sorry.

I just had to stop and look at this beautiful dress.

[Sighs] isn't it gorgeous?

Huh?

- You're back.

I have something we only give to natural engineers.

- [Gasps]

- How do you like that?

- [Laughs]

- There you are.

Oh, nice engineer's hat.

- Train.

- Come on, max.

Thanks for the hat, mr. "H."

- You're welcome.

- We have to go find a big bow for grandma.

Hi, mrs. Huffington.

- Hello, ruby.

Would you like to try our newest perfume from paris?

It's called eau de lapin.

- From paris? Oh, yes, please.

Oh, that smells lovely.

What does this perfume smell like?

- Why don't you try a spritz?

- [Sniffs]

Oh, that smells even lovelier.

What do you think, max?

Huh?

- [Chuckles]

I guess max doesn't like perfume.

- I think he has train on the brain today.

Bye, mrs. Huffington.

Max.

- Train?

- Yes, I know you love the train,

But grandma still needs us to find a nice big bow.

They sell bows on the second floor.

Hmm.

Now, where is the button and bow department?

Oh, I see it. This way.

Oh, max.

[Gasps]

[Chuckles]

- [Laughing]

- The button and bow department is right over here.

- May I help you?

- We need to find the most beautiful bow you have.

- We've got all kinds.

What color did you have in mind?

- [Gasps] I love the pink one.

Oh, you can never go wrong with pink.

Oh, but it's not for me.

Oh, the green one is nice too.

[Gasps]

Look at that big red bow.

It's perfect.

Don't you think so, max?

Max?

Oh... [Laughs]

Try again, max.

I'll take the red bow, please.

And then I have to go after my little brother.

Thank you. Bye.

Max.

Where could max be?

Oh, well.

I'll guess I'll have to go back to the train all by myself.

- [Gasps]

Train?

- Sure.

Now that we've got grandma's bow,

We can wait for her at the train display.

- [Grunts]

- [Gasps]

- Oh, no.

Did somebody buy the train?

- Yep, there's a little bunny

Who's going to be very happy

To find out he's getting this train.

- Train.

- Well, max, at least we found a beautiful bow for grandma.

Do you like it?

- It's perfect, ruby.

And you know what to do with it, don't you?

- I sure do.

Both: surprise!

- It's for you, max.

- [Gasps]

[Laughter]

[Whistle toots]

- We wanted to surprise you.

- And I think we did.

- And now you can ride home on your very own brand-new--

- Train!

[All muttering excitedly]

[Whistle toots]

Train!

[Whistle toots]

- Oh.

- All aboard.

- No, thanks, max.

I don't have time for a train ride right now.

And neither do you.

Do you know why?

We're going for a sleepover at grandma's.

Won't that be fun?

I'll just get our backpacks,

And then we can pack all the things we'll need.

[Gasps]

Look at all these toys.

I think you need to put them away before we go.

Someone might trip on them.

[Bell dinging]

- All aboard?

- Hmm.

[Gasps] I know.

Let's have a race.

- [Sighs]

- I'll pack our bags while you put away your toys,

And we'll see who finishes first.

Okay?

Go!

[Whimsical music]



Pink pajamas or mint green pajamas?

You can never go wrong with pink.

Now I need to pack a book.

Hmm.

Perfect.

Bunny drew's latest mystery,

[Span]the bunny who knew too much.[/Span]

Now, what else do I need?

[Gasps]

Curly shirley.

I can't go to a sleepover without her.

Where are you, curly shirley?

Hmm.

Not here.

Not here either.

Where was the last place I saw her?

Oh, I know.

We were having lunch in the kitchen.

I wonder how max is doing with his cleanup?

[Sighs] little brothers.

[Chuckles]

Max? Where did you go?

I thought you were cleaning up your--

[Whistle toots]

[Gasps]

- All aboard!

- Oh, there you are.

You're never going to win the race

If you just keep playing with your train.

- Hello! [Span]bonjour! Rah-rah![/Span]

- Oh, sorry.

- [Span]hola! [Span] bongiorno! Bongiorno![/Span][/span]

Rah!

- Maybe you could start by picking up

Your "hello world" macaw.

[Whistle tooting]

[Gasps]

Curly shirley.

Thanks for finding her, max.

It wouldn't be a sleepover without curly shirley.

- [Span]guten tag.[/Span]

[Span]namaste! [Span] namaste![/Span][/span]

[Span]bongiorno! [Span] bongiorno![/Span][/span]

Rah!

- The race is still on.

I'm almost finished packing my bag.

Then I just have to pack yours.

You'd better hurry.

- All aboard!

- Good-bye! [Span] adios![/Span]

[Span]au revoir![/Span]

- There.

Now I know I'll sleep well

With curly shirley to keep me company.

I better pack max's red rubber elephant.

Then he'll have someone to keep him company too.

It's not here.

Hmm.

Or here.

Aha!

It's probably downstairs with the rest of the mess.

Max?

While you're putting your toys away,

Look for your red rubber elephant so I can pack it.

Okay?

- All aboard!

- Toothbrushes to make sure our teeth are nice and clean

Before we go to bed.

- Hello! Bonjour! Rah-rah!

- I wonder if he found his red rubber elephant?

- [Span]kalimera! Kalimera! [Span] aloha![/Span][/span]

- Ooh.

- All aboard!

- Good work, max.

But you've still got a long way to go

Before all your toys are put away.

And I'm almost done,

So I think I know who's going to win the race.

- [Gasps]

- Yeah!

[Whimsical music]



- All aboard.

[Toys chirping]

- [Barking]

- Alert. - All aboard.

- Max won't wear anything but his super bunny pajamas.

Oh.

And he loves reading his super bunny comic book before bed.

There.

He's all packed and ready to go.

Max, I'm on my way.

You've only got a few more seconds or I'll win the race.

- Hello! [Span]bonjour! Rah-rah![/Span]

- Oh, max.

[Whistle toots]

You're still playing with your train?

[Whistle toots]

[Gasps]

Crash!

I guess we can call that a tie.

You cleaned up all the toys with your new train,

By getting them--

- All aboard!

- Oh!

Sorry, curly shirley.

It's a good thing I have this curly whirly hairbrush.

It's the only thing that works on your curly hair.

There. Well, that's a good start.

We're having a tea party with grandma today.

It's been a long time since we had a tea party

With all my dollies,

And I want it to be really special.

Perfect.

[Whistle toots]

- Train ride?

[Sighs]

- Alert! Alert.

Alert! Alert. Alert.

- Train ride?

- Alert!

[Slowing] alert...

Alert!

- [Sighs]

[Whistle toots]

[Gasps]

- Ribbit!

- Train ride?

[Sighs]

- Now you're ready for our tea party.

Oh, hi, max.

You're just the bunny I need.

- Train ride.

- I know you love your fantastic new train,

But before you go on a train ride,

Could you help me, please?

Grandma's coming for an extra special tea party

With me and my dollies.

I want it to be a tea party like nobunny's ever had before.

It would be a big help if you could take my dolls

Out to the tea party once they're ready.

Okay?

Please, max?

- [Sighs]

- Thanks.

Oh, make sure she's at the head of the table.

She likes it best there.

Now, who's next?

Ah. Tooth fairy.

Oh!

What have you been up to?

[Chuckles]

- Train ride?

[Whistle toots]

[Whistle toots]

- I don't know how your crown got so dirty...

[Exhales deeply]

But it'll be all sparkly by the time I'm done with it.

There.

Now you're ready for our extra special tea party.

Ooh, perfect timing, max.

I just finished getting tooth fairy ready.

Doesn't she look beautiful?

Tooth fairy would really appreciate it

If you took her to be with curly shirley.

Wouldn't you?

Make sure she's seated right beside curly shirley.

They're best friends.

Thanks, max.

Now, who else needs to get ready?

Uh-huh.

Rapunzel, rapunzel,

Let me comb your hair.

[Laughs]

- Train ride?

[Whistle toots]

[Whispers] train ride.

- How did you hair get so tangled?

Have you been using it to let a charming prince

Climb up your tower?

[Laughs]

- Train ride!

[Whistle toots]

- There.

Now you're ready for a tea party.

Hmm.

I wonder where max is.

Oh, well.

I guess I'll have to take you myself.

I can't wait to see my dollies looking so pretty

Around my tea party table.

Hmm.

Still no sign of max.

Well, let's get you to the tea party.

There you are.

I thought you'd forgotten about rapunzel.

Okay, why don't you take her out to the tea party table?

If you see grandma, tell her I'll be down in a few minutes.

- Train ride.

[Whistle toots]

- Yeah!

- Alert! Alert.

- Train ride.

- Ribbit!

- Train ride?

[Whistle toots]

- There.

Now I'm ready too.

Oh, I hope grandma hasn't come yet.

[Humming]

Ta-dah!

Here I am, ready for our--

Wh--where's my tea party?

And where are my dollies?

Max?

What did you do with all my dollies and my tea party?

- Train ride.

- Oh, okay.

I'll go with you if it'll help me find my dollies.

[Whistle toots]

Oh, I hope they're all okay.

[Whistle toots]

- There you are, ruby.

We've been expecting you.

- You have?

- Come on in and have a look.

- My dollies. They're all here.

And so is my tea party--

With a few extra guests.

- Ribbit.

- I said I wanted a tea party

Like nobunny's ever seen before.

- And it looks like you got it.

- But I never thought I'd have a tea party

Where everybunny got a--

- Train ride!

[Whistle toots]
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