05x18 - Ruby's Autograph/A Toy for Baby Huffington/Max's Big Dig

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.
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05x18 - Ruby's Autograph/A Toy for Baby Huffington/Max's Big Dig

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[Whimsical music]

- ♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

- ♪ Max and ruby

- ♪ Ruby and her little brother, max ♪

Kids: ♪ max and ruby

- I'm so excited, max!

Bunny pavlova, my favorite ballerina of all time,

Is visiting east bunnyhop this afternoon.

Oh, her sugarplum fairy is the most beautiful ever.

This is my chance to get her to autograph.

An autograph is when someone you admire

Writes their name for you to prove you've met.

Which hero would you like to meet, max?

- [Gasps]

Pizza!

- Pizza?

Oh, I see.

We can get a slice

After we find bunny pavlova and get her autograph, okay?

We'll start by looking in candi's corner.

I happen to know bunny pavlova has a sweet tooth.

I know everything about her.

I'm her biggest fan!

Did you know bunny pavlova grew up right here in east bunnyhop?

Just like me!

And she went to miss rosalinda's dancing academy?

Just like me!

And then she became famous.

Just like--

- Pizza.

- Huh?

Don't worry.

We'll get a slice after I meet bunny pavlova.

[Bell ringing]

- Oh, my!

Two ballerinas in one day.

Bunny pavlova was just here.

- Wow, I'm actually talking to someone

Who talked to bunny pavlova!

Was she beautiful?

Was she graceful?

Was she perfectly perfect in every way?

- She was all of those things.

And you'll be interested to know

She bought some of her favorite candy...

- Sour lemon drops!

- [Gasps]

Oh, that's right!

How did you know?

- I know everything about bunny pavlova.

I'm her biggest fan.

- Then it won't surprise you to learn

That she went to say hello to rosalinda.

They go way back.

- Thanks candi. Bye!

Come on, max.

If we hurry, we'll see bunny pavlova at rosalinda's.

Both: oh!

- Louise! - Hi, ruby.

- What are you doing here?

- Oh, ruby, you won't believe it.

I just met bunny pavlova at rosalinda's gift shop!

And look: I got her autograph!

- [Gasps]

Is she perfectly perfect in every way?

- In every way.

She was even wearing her--

- Famous sparkly sugarplum tutu?

- How did you know?

- I know everything about bunny pavlova.

I'm her biggest fan.

- Then you'd better hurry and get your autograph.

Bye, see you later!

- Come on, max.

Time to meet my hero!

- Pizza!

- Max?

- Pizza!

- Don't worry.

There's still lots of pizza left.

We'll get a slice after we meet bunny pavlova.

[Sighs]

A chance to meet her only comes once in a lifetime!

Let's go, max!

[Bell ringing]

Hi, rosalinda.

Um, where's bunny pavlova?

- She's come and gone.

- Gone?

- Her whirlwind visit has all of east bunnyhop buzzing.

- Yes, max, you'll get your pizza soon.

Do you know where she went?

- She did say something

About going to visit her old friend mr. Piazza.

- Got to fly. Bye!

Remember to look both ways before crossing the road,

Even when you're in a hurry.

Mr. Piazza's will probably be her last stop.

- [Singing]

Oh, hey, ruby.

What can I do for you?

- I'd love it if you could introduce me to bunny pavlova.

- Bunny pavlova has come and gone, like a dream.

She was so beautiful-- plum perfect.

She came in to buy her favorite fruit.

- Bananas.

- Yes, how did you know?

- I know everything about bunny pavlova.

I'm her biggest fan.

But it looks like I'm not going to meet her today.

- Pizza?

- Okay, max.

There's no point both of us losing out today.

Let's go get some pizza.

Bye, mr. Piazza.

- Pizza!

[Gasps]

Pizza?

- Oh, don't worry, max.

I'm making more.

This slice is for that beautiful lady

In plum sparkles over there.

- [Gasps]

Bunny pavlova!

She likes pizza too?

I didn't know that.

- [Span]delizioso![/Span]

I've been eyeing it all afternoon.

- Hello, bunny pavlova.

I'm ruby, your biggest fan,

And a fellow ballerina.

- Aha, then, ruby-- we must dance.

[Cheerful classical music]



[Cheers and applause]

[Span]bravissima![/Span]

Such a performance deserves a very special autograph.

- "To ruby, my biggest fan and fellow ballerina."

I can't believe it, max!

I got to dance with bunny pavlova

And get her autograph,

All because you wanted...

- Pizza!

- [Electronic voice] take me to your leader.

Take me to your leader.

Take me to your leader.

Take me to your leader.

- Robot.

- Hmm, let's see...

Aha!

Nope.

Twang!

Uh-uh.

Definitely not.

- Take me to your leader.

- Oh!

Hello, mr. Robot.

Have you seen max anywhere?

[Robotic voice slows]

- Oh, hello, max!

Mrs. Huffington and baby huffington

Are coming by for a visit so I can practice babysitting.

I'm looking for a nice toy for him to play with.

- Robot?

- Thank you, max,

But I'm afraid this isn't a good toy

For a baby to play with.

I learned all about baby toys

From my bunny scouts babysitting manual.

"A baby toy must be safe, quiet,

Soft, cute, and cuddly!"

Your robot is cute, but it's not very cuddly.

And look:

Baby huffington could swallow a small piece like this

By accident.

You wouldn't want him to do that would you?

Thanks for trying to help, max,

But a robot is not a baby toy.

Now, let's see...

Hmm, there's nothing for a baby in this box.

Maybe in here.

There's got to be something for baby huffington

In all these boxes!

- [Giggles]

- [Electronic voice] red alert!

Red alert! Danger!

- Ah!

Whoa!

[Grunting]

[Siren wailing]

- Robot?

- Red alert! Red alert!

- Max, this robot is...

[Sighs]

This robot is a lot better.

It doesn't have any small parts, but...

[Siren wailing]

- Red alert! Red alert!

- See?

It's way too loud for a little baby.

I know you love your ear-splitter space cadet robot,

But remember what the bunny scout babysitting manual said?

"Baby toys should be safe, quiet,

Soft, cute, and cuddly!"

This robot is just not a baby toy, max.

Thanks for trying.

Now, let's see what's in here...

[Pots and pans clattering]

This won't do at all.

[Wind-up motor buzzing]

- Robot!

Robot.

- No baby toys anywhere.

What am I going to do?

Huh?

Ah!

Hmm...

Aha!

- Robot?

- This robot is very quiet...

But it's still not a baby toy.

It has very sharp corners.

Remember what the bunny scout babysitting manual said?

"Baby toys should be safe, quiet,

Soft, cute, and cuddly!"

Do you have any robots that are soft, cute, and cuddly?

I didn't think so.

Robots are not baby toys, max.

I'm going to look upstairs.

Be right back.

- Robot!

- Hmm.

[Propeller whirring]

[Ape roaring]

None of max's toys are good for babies!

[Doorbell rings]

They're here!

Coming!

Mrs. Huffington is here with baby huffington, max!

- Hello, ruby!

- Hi, mrs. Huffington.

Hi, baby huffington.

You're so cute!

- [Giggles]

- Won't you come in?

I'm afraid the house is a bit messy.

I was looking for something baby huffington could play with.

- [Giggles]

- And I don't know where max has gone.

- [Gasps]

Oh, my!

- What is it?

[Gasps]

- [Giggles]

[Both giggle]

- [Chuckles nervously]

- [Imitating robot sounds]

- Max?

- Beep, boop, bop, boop, bop!

- [Giggles]

- [Gasps]

I wouldn't have believed that if I hadn't seen it myself.

- Ruby, you always know just what baby huffington likes!

- [Giggles]

- Actually, I was looking for toys

For baby huffington to play with.

It was max's idea to turn himself into a--

- Robot!

Beep! Beep boo bop!

- This books tells us everything we need to know

To become junior paleontologists.

- Wow!

What's a junior pal...paleon... Pa...pal...

What is that?

- A paleontologist is someone

Who finds fossils and dinosaur bones.

- Oh!

But where are we going to find dinosaur bones?

Both: hmm.

- Hi, max.

Guess what?

Louise and I are on an important mission.

- Yeah, we're junior pal..paleo...pa...

Dinosaur bone hunters!

- [Gasps]

Dinosaur!

- That's right, max.

Would you like to help?

Oh! - Ah!

- Max, wait!

Being a junior paleontologist

Takes patience and very careful digging.

So why don't louise and I dig here in the sandbox,

And why don't you dig... Over there!

There!

You can be in charge of this whole area.

Good luck, max.

- [Sighs]

- Okay, it says here we need to mark the area in a grid

So we can keep track of where we dig.

- Grid?

- Yes, we need some string and some pegs.

Hmm.

And I know just where to get them.

- Wow, so that's what a grid looks like!

- Now that we know where we're digging,

We need something to dig with.

Both: hmm.

[Both gasp]

Both: garden tools!

[Dog barking]

- See, max?

You already dug up a rare yappy puppy-saurus.

Keep up the good work!

[Dog barking]

- Hmm.

Dinosaur!

[Gasps]

- Max?

- Dinosaur?

- I know you want to help us find dinosaur bones,

But paleontology is very careful work.

And besides, I'm sure there's lots more to find over there.

- [Sighs]

- Thanks.

Let's start digging in the first square!

- Playing junior paleon...paleo...pa...

Dinosaur bone hunters is fun!

Thunk!

I found something!

Let's dig it up and see if it's a dinosaur bone!

- Hold on, louise.

It says here that we need to flag each find

Before we dig it up.

- Oh!

Uh...

- Aha!

This will work perfectly.

- Hmm.

[Whispers] dinosaur.

- Now it's time to dig.

But be very careful.

Dinosaur bones are fragile.

[Horn honking]

Both: ah!

- Dinosaur!

- [Gasps]

I know you want to help, max, but on a serious dinosaur dig,

You only dig where there's a flag.

- Ruby, look!

Is it a dinosaur bone?

- [Grunting]

Help me get it, louise.

[Both grunting]

Oh, it's a rare wooly mammoth!

And you found it, max!

So why don't you put it with your other finds,

Over there.

Time to dig in square number two.

- Good idea.

- Hmm.

Thunk!

- I found something!

- It looks like a trilobite!

- I think it looks like a fossil.

- A trilobite is a fossil.

It looks like this.

- Oh, yeah.

I'll flag it, and then I can dig it up.

- Not yet, louise.

The book says we should carefully brush dirt away.

My paintbrushes will be perfect!

[Door slams]

- Hmm.

Dinosaur!

- Max?

What are you doing digging in the fourth square?

There's no flag there yet!

- You can't dig without a flag!

- Ahem!

Thanks, max.

- [Giggles]

- This paintbrush works perfectly.

[Sighs]

- That's not a fossil.

- Well, we still have the third square to explore.

- I found something!

- What is it?

- It's red and kind of round.

- [Gasps]

It could be a dinosaur egg.

Max's marshmallow squirter!

Both: eww!

- Max, what are you doing

With your first bunny on the moon lunar lander?

- [Giggles]

You can dig here now, ruby.

It's been flagged by max.

- Okay!

- Isn't playing junior paleontologists exciting, max?

Hey, I said it!

- [Gasps]

- Did you find something that's been buried

For million years?

- Not exactly.

But I found out why max wanted to dig in this corner.

- Why?

- [Giggles]

He wanted to dig up his favorite toy--

- Dinosaur!
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